What was his fricking problem?

What was his fricking problem?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other people.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Narcissist sociopath

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk queerboy

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cucked out of a reboot

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The universe intended for Dan to be a Hobbit in Middle-earth and a wire got crossed, dooming him to suffering in a world he couldn't understand or tolerate.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What zero pussy does to a mf

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the IRS wanted him to pay taxes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Understandable

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lack of wiener from his best friend

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A pink horse bedazzled his car.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You... you are my friend and I love you.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canonically a manlet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same height as Peter Falk btw

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Columbo worth binging? I've been thinking of watching it sometime after Better Call Saul.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The show is like dozens of self-contained little reverse murder mystery movies. They've been called "How Catch 'Ems" instead of "Whodunnits" because you always see the murder happen first. They're a ton of fun though. You can watch them on tubi for free without an account, and most ad-blockers work on their site, so you don't have an ads interrupting things

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So that means there's no overarching storyline like Law and Order and Criminal Minds, cool! What are some good ad-blockers?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's a few episodes that loosely reference other episodes, but each one is largely self-contained without any recurring characters except Columbo. I think there's some lower-ranked police officer in a couple of them, but it's mostly just Columbo out there pestering murderers until he's figured out how to get his arrest.

              I use ublock origin and it seems to catch everything tubi uses.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tysm man! I hope your day is going well!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >taller than me
      Time to leave this godforsaken world.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EYES:BRN
      They're clearly green

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brown, they get green with envy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5'6"
      >105 lbs
      I'd love to manhandle that cute little body

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we're even the same height
      I've always said Curtis was my spirit animal

      A pink horse bedazzled his car.

      The Fluffle stuff made me believe there was an entire season where Dan got stuck there but no one really noticed

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being on the wrong network.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    9/11

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Short

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think it'd be possible to be friends with Dan?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if he would be your friend if you had enough self respect to not let him walk all over you like chris.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    onii-chan

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still remember all the mlp crossover fan media from back in the day

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manlet and likely dicklet too

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He lives in southern california

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too right to live in a blue state
      >too left to live in a red state
      No wonder he was angry all the time

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So off topic but how much was he paying rent? It looked like a crumby part of the town but he it was pretty sizable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the landlord is too afraid to ask for rent.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't, remember his clone comes in and steals his apartment by actually paying the landlord?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually don't remember that. I remember not Dan taking over the apartment but I don't remember the land lord was mentioned

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I seriously remember that being the reason, let me check.

          Okay I'm like 10 minutes in and no mention of the land lord, I must have been mistaken. My sincere apology

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Np anon. We all make mistakes

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's okay, I get to watch this golden show again

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grumpy incel who failed at life

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dan was right about pretty much everything all the time, I love this show and I especially love the DC episode

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >knew his name as soon as she met him
    OBVIOUS fed

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the episode

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's lactose intolerant. Cheese makes people happy, he can't have any.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has more chemistry with his best friend's wife than Chris does.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should've been a poly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    CUTE

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