What was his major malfunction?

What was his major malfunction?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like what was Kubrick trying to say with this sequence? What exactly is the message of this moron going crazy in bootcamp?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some people get reprogrammed poorly by dehumanization/abuse in institutional settings. He was taught how to be a killer, but he used his new instincts to kill the most immediate source of suffering (Drill Sergeant Hartman) rather than the intended enemy. The boot camp programming didn't dehumanize the enemy enough, which is echoed later in Joker's conversation with his editor (winning of hears and minds and killing the enemy are mutually exclusive concepts that don't make any sense to anyone, from reasonable, intelligent people to mouth breathing morons).

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was royalty.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was a fatass

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His eggs were scrambled too much

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He tried to be class clown but failed.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He laughed because he knew he was starting in a dumbass libshit anti war movie which was going to contrive circumstances where a clearly mentally handicapped man would be dragged kicking and screaming through boot camp, despite being a huge liability on the battlefield who would have immediately been shipped back home, and where American soldiers repeatedly and ad nauseum make light of slaughtering innocent people in Vietnam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon...
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_100,000

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just shut the frick up. holy shit. you must be an insufferable c**t.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Liberals are infamously insufferable and no fun at parties as they get offended by everything and require safe spaces. Sounds like projection to me.

        Anon...
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_100,000

        >Recruiting idiots
        >Same as recruiting the mentally handicapped and moronic
        Okay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon I think you're an idiot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't you get the memo? Being anti-war is considered far-right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >would have immediately been shipped back home
      that is very wishful thinking lol

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He shouldn't have been there, like everyone who was drafted into Nam
    >but they were in the Marines
    There were absolutely people who fit Pyle's description drafted into the army

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fat people love their lives in sin. they have no impulse control, mentally and physically weak. you cant trust them alone with a box of donuts. thats how fricking useless they are to the world. they lie to themselves every day about how fat and disgusting they are. these lies permeate their every action every day.

    his major malfunction is that he is fat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harsh baby, very harsh.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was one of McNamara's Morons

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was smug because he was in the only part of the movie worth watching. That is, outside of Get sum, GET SUM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He was smug because he was in the only part of the movie worth watching
      Kek, I love ironic midwit posting on here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >midwit
        2nd half of FMJ is the only mid thing around here

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Numb nuts

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sergeant malfunction*

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was functionally moronic, simpleton. Sargent Goomer mentally fricked him over and so did his fellow soldiers. Looking back what he did was karma

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Conscription is evil. Boot camp is systematic MK ULTRA torture. If you are ever conscripted in the future the most moral thing to do would be to kill as many of your commanding officers, kidnappers, and torturers as you can. Doing this is far preferable to dying in a ditch on the other side of the planet for the benefit of some israelites who hate your guts.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His reaction to a moron screaming on his face was normal

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He had autism during a time when people didn't understand it.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was considered comically obese in the 1980s when this movie was made

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