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What was his problem?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >foot fetishism is mainstream now
    fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now

      Has been since the ancient Greeks.

      >A passage in Homer’s Odyssey describes the hero Odysseus gazing at the comely feet of dancing boys in the first bloom of youth, who performed for him at the court of King Alcinous. Notably, ancient Greek vases in the shape of pretty feet were used as drinking cups and perfume jars. From Roman poets, we know that a small foot was a desired attribute of one’s lovers, and we hear that Mark Antony liked to caress Cleopatra’s feet (see chapter 41).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And let's not get started on the Chinese...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ancient Greek vases in the shape of pretty feet were used as drinking cups and perfume jars

        lol medBlack folk drank out of cups shaped like feet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reminds me of the episode where Al locks himself up in the basement for a few days to work on the perfect shoes, and he comes back out with a pair of sandals in the shape of literal feet you just slip into.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were... *gulp* MARRIED!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MARRIED!?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Broads

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that the guy from modern family

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a shoe salesman in the 90s could afford a two story house and two cars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      :0

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they had a spacious basement too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No he couldn't, the running gag of the show was that they were poor as frick and most days he went to bed without eating a single bite of food.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey tang sandwiches and toaster crumbs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a decaying house in a decaying neighborhood. The real question is why Marcy and her husbands lived there?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE MY WIFE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *laugh track*

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >israelite sexually assaults blonde white woman, laughs like it's no big deal, gets away with it
    This webm is like a microcosm of the last 120 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you really had to reach that hard just to make a video of a guy licking feet political somehow

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >accurately describing exactly what happens in the video is reaching
        Shalom!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      political brainrot is just sad to see nowadays. i'm so glad i stopped browsing news and outrage clickbait.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >just go for it, gay what's the worst that could happen

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting to blow loads in prime Peg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When someone told me you can get bored of everything, including fricking your own hot bimbo wife, it communicated to me attachement to anything is pointless. Maybe the Buddhists were right after all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll get bored of her sure but once she's gone you will miss her immensely

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no matter how attractive a woman is you eventually get tired of dealing with her bullshit and get tired of having sex with her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still like plowing my wife of 14 years. Doing giant cooms in 'er.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers love acting like they hate being married

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say she probably has ugly ass feet.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Normal words, but a boomer guy!
    The show

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marriage and having children is le bad goy!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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