What was his problem?

What was his problem?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being surrounded by children.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is his fault anyways. All of humanity is his progeny and their negative emotions and sin led to everything being fricked.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, his children, the arrogant frick. He’s the creator of the biggest nepotism case of all time

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does he poop?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You see, the golden throne is a series of tubes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        series of what?!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          well it's not a big truck

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was pissed off that humanity degenerated into a bunch of moronic savages

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic *mutant* savages

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autism

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He sees this every time he looks at humanity but knows it could be better.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bronze Age warlord given far too much power.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heretics, mutants and xenos.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All them teeth and no toothbrush

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHAOS could be out there.

    But with a crusade, you can do anywhere you want.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even into the Warp!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fools like you questioning him and his actions and motivations. Consider suicide so you don't end up wasting an inquisitor's time with your necessary death.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being written by people with severe daddy issues and/or who are too stupid to write a smart person making mistakes.
    Really, the backstory only works when you don't know what parts are factual, what parts have been twisted by time and what parts are outright mythological, because taking it all at face value means that at least one person has to hold the 'tard ball at all times in order to facilitate it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those articles in White Dwarf with each legion's Horus Heresy backstory when they were shilling that HH card game were the most detail they needed for it honestly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and what’s the idea, he’s just born true leader of men and takes over the world with righteous tyranny and explodes out and gets himself killed by his kooky clone project eh. How about ‘why bother’, seems like a stupid project, and you’re telling me the earth is a husk now?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extreme autism. The more powerful as a psyker you are, the more detached you are from regular people.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soon

      Uh, guys?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was a very big man.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rule humanity
    >can't relate to a single human in the galaxy

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was out of touch. I’m surprised how heartbroken he was over Horus. Whether as his son or as a useful tool who knows I guess.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no text-to-speech.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't trust my empire to cope with knowing the truth about how to defend themselves from warp entities
    >I know, I'll handicap them by forcing ignorance and making them all weak and stupid, thus allowing warp entities to do their literal worst with virtually 0 resistance
    >In my wisdom I even extended this forced ignorance to my primarch sons, who in their ignorance became corrupted and evil
    What was his problem? Idk man he's the best dad and leader in the galaxy!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean he is right the only possible way to defeat chaos is to starve them to death.
      But not warning his own sons was pretty fricking moronic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not a very fulfilling main story conceit. The Emperor has always been best as this unknown dominating human deity your space marines keep telling about.
        It’s better to be a new fan wondering what the frick this is all about than a fan who knows the whole lore

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yelling* about

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, is 40K a cult?

          well it's not a big truck

          >canonically 15.8 ft tall
          anon...

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Television and Film?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Henry is gonna make it so.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the discussion about this upcoming movie in this thread? Nowhere. Frick off to /tg/ reddithammer shill.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't even do it for free

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arrogance that he could change basic human nature. He was warned about it by the last holy man on Terra that people have an innate need to believe and worship something and the Imperial Truth will never be enough.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What was his problem?
    chaos homies

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much fedora tipping.

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