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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >his

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched this. Can someone explain why the faster than light speed spaceship (I am assuming) is going sub 80km?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a spaceship it's a critter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >critter
        where's it's critter spikes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its just disguising itself as a UFO, it could technically not even be an alien, but a cryptid or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        UFO means "unidentified flying object." Since the creature has not yet been identified, it fits that description.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You know what he meant, antfricker

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Considering that the closest thing the movie has to a "twist" is that the UFO isn't an alien spacecraft but rather an extraterrestrial beast (and even discusses the terminology of UFO's and Unidentified Aerial Phenomena/UAP) being precise in wording is important.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You know what he meant, antfricker

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Please return to Reddit, midwit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Being an autistic, pedantic frick is extremely reddit. Go back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          UFO has been tainted and is fully associated with aliens and spacecrafts. The new term used by the military for unidentified flying objects is UAP, short for unidentified aerial phenomenon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well, no. An actual flying vehicle is still a UFO.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Can someone explain why the faster than light speed spaceship (I am assuming) is going sub 80km?
      80km is a unit of distance, Han Soltard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because if it was going faster than light it would overtake the horse rider you dumb homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Activating warp drives in atmosphere even with advanced alien tech can backfire. Besides it was just a lost machine that was misunderstood, it was meant to index life and so was more like an abandoned drone than a crewed ship.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting take, but the film seems to posit it was more of a natural biological life form.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if it wasn’t a lost alien but a lost angel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol with IRL FTL propulsion all it does is generate lots of extremely intense light and lots of heat in the very immediate vicinity of the craft, no biggy at all, you would all be surpised at how easyy and quick it is, and it can be shut off and on as quick as it takes you to form a thought.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not everyone has reactionless drives, Trazyn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      UFOs and aliens aren't real. Its a fictional premise

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yo the other day i saw a drone ive never seen before and the mexicans doing my landscaping arent legal
        so yea they're real and they're out there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why is this car going 40 miles per hour when ut can go 110?
      Are you moronic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SO THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT GETTING PULLED OVER BY THE SPACE COPS?
        Was this UFO driven by black people? was it an M night Shamalan joint?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The UFO breaks bucks with digestive juices not a whip
          There's no space police

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm assuming
      Yeah we noticed you fricking moron
      Maybe next time turn your phone off and pay attention to the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its not a race moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you are trying to apply real life logic to movies on a board of movies
      literally every movie can be discussed for not following certain aspect of real life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's not supposed to make sense
      the aliens are just a metaphor for evil white people
      haven't seen the movie but I assume it's something of that nature

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is.
        You see, the UFO is a living creature that breaks bucks (literal horses) down with digestion into UFO pudge. Very slowly and over a long time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >haven't seen the movie but
        thank you for including this part. i was worried your opinion might matter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a space jellyfish thing that is usually shaped like that to be aerodynamic when flying around but it shows its true form at the end.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was hungry and shy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saw the vore scene that apparently "horrified" a bunch of redditors. I didn't get it. It looked like a bunch of blankets fluttering in the wind.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's spookier with sound

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM BEING SQUEEZED THROUGH A BOUNCY CASTLE CRACKERMAN SAVE ME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The future of oddly specific ai generated fetish porn is terrifyingly funny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What are you using to generate these? That's a pretty good face compared to the nightmares Dall-E mini spits out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is Dalle2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He stayed in UFO form too long, angel form was way scarier

      it was mildly unsettling cause it doesnt make sense why its mouth(the green box) isnt getting the food instead it goes into the blanket parts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone post a pic of the “angel” form

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          literally the only pic I could find, youd think with all the camrip and shit people would have stills or something of it by now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't look anything like an angel, more like a white jellyfish crossed with a cut up plastic bag, and a green ribbon-y iris in the center

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The green thing was it's eye

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really spooked me in IMAX, watching it on a camrip without sound on Cinemaphile dosnt have the same affect, especially without the rest of the movie as context.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is like the punchline to something setup over the first half of the film. It is the start of the Star Lasso Experience.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t wait for the out of context balloon pop explosion to start propagation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >dies from cringe

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He hated gas.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think JJ gives good head?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They suck very well

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He felt an outsider in the black community because he was born into a wealthy family and felt as an outsider in the white community for being black so he developed a resentment which he unleashes in the form of shit movies
    All his work is just a plea for the black community to accept him as one of their own

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Get beat up every day for being a lighter shade of brown
      >Whites clothe fed and educate you
      >FRICK WYPEEPO YOU ALWAYS KEEPING A BRUTHA DOWN

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there is a BTS shot of that scene. He built a rig for alien guts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he looks fairly white in this pic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        one race

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I fricking knew it, he's not even 100% black, he's a mulatto
        >Peele was raised in Manhattan by his white mother; his African American father was largely absent from his life. From an early age he was interested in performing and in movies. After completing his elementary education at a public school, he attended a private high school, from which he graduated in 1997
        suddenly makes a whole lot of sense

        Have you ever heard him speak? Whitest nerd voice ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's additional footage for sure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably but I wouldn't expect too much of them, it's people crawling through a tube, there's nothing particularly incredible hidden in that, he probably picked the best shots he could get for the movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a crewman and coming in to clean up after filming, only to find Peele ass-naked, covered in oil, crawling around and moaning in there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that just sounds like a skit from Key&Peele

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey Peele I was looking for a Jo-

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And than he said “nope” and everyone clapped.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Let's be honest, wouldn't you?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. And what are they going to do about it? You think the libs would say a fricking word?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >make a 360 turn and jump in with him ( still clothed so it's not weird)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he looks fairly white in this pic

      I fricking knew it, he's not even 100% black, he's a mulatto
      >Peele was raised in Manhattan by his white mother; his African American father was largely absent from his life. From an early age he was interested in performing and in movies. After completing his elementary education at a public school, he attended a private high school, from which he graduated in 1997
      suddenly makes a whole lot of sense

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >raised in Manhattan by his white mother; his African American father was largely absent from his life.
        are ANY of his movies about this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Subtly, all of them are

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Explain in great detail.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dude, these oreos for #BLM are always so fake
        obama
        karpernickwhatever
        peele
        megan markle (this one has the genders reverse; black mom left, white dad raised)
        every single one is like this
        always the black dad disappears and the white mom raises the kid
        or the white grandparents step in and raise the kid
        then they get all upset later they cant 'own' their black heritage, so they denounce their white upbringing for brownie commie points

        theyre all shallow, evil people, mainly manipulated by the machine that is the DNC/mainstream media

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >abandoned by his black family
        >his white family takes care of him and raises him
        >grows up and is now constantly seething about race and white people
        what a funny fella.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So this is the scene of the crime. Frick this homosexual for feeding into voregay subhumans' fetish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was necessary for the buck breaking metaphor please understand

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The third act UFO rodeo looked pretty dank. Jupe trying to just demonstrate abduction when he had all those show horses for rodeos and races was where he fricked up.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White people

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    internet slacking with the jj fanart

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sheeeit, you know how it be. *Smacks lips* Don't look at the big booty hole in the sky or you gonna get snuggled in a clown's pant leg.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the part where we discuss how the UFO belly breaking horse bucks down is a reference to buck breaking?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No this is the part where we boogie. And then say that Nope is just Tremors, an homage to Jaws on land, but with a booty monster, with a five second poorly done homage to Fire In The Sky.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of buttholes you've been looking at?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomers. Get it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that John Liguithamo?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved how they went with the UFO being how they described what ""angels looked like thousands of years ago""

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i tried to spoiler tag this but i fricked up, my bad 🙁 i hope whoever is in this thread has seen this movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      which is what? like a balloon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah when it expands and does that kaleidoscope-like infinite eye opening thing. it's similar to a biblically accurate angel and also explains why the government thought it was a weather balloon when they investigated reports about it, they weren't intentionally misleading the public but they actually thought it was a weather balloon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah maybe inspired by but i wouldn't say it's a recreation of it. unless peele said so i'd still say it's a 50/50 chance it was inspired by biblically-accurate angels at all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            one of the characters names is Angel, that is pretty on the nose even for a peele movie

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that's a common as frick beaner name, doesn't necessarily imply anything

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                for a peele movie it definitely does imo, he tries way too hard with that kind of stuff. just look at the "foreshadowing" in get out

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not saying you're wrong by the way, i just don't think it's a fact until it's confirmed

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post the angel form already, i am going insane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure if you are joking

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's not, that's the "angel form" it takes towards the end of the third act (the term "angel form" is literally used by a couple of the characters)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >(the term "angel form" is literally used by a couple of the characters)
            not even

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The MC literally looks up and says “it’s in some kind of… Angel form? Nope!” And turns around and runs off. Pay attention troony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                was this before or after he said "is this some kind of hot tub NOPE machine?!"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You didn't watch the movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gotta get me some of that giant space wiener.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone post a pic of the “angel” form

      Found a pic on twitter but it doesn't really explain much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Found an IMAX version

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone post a pic of the “angel” form

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >muda da...
        >this is not even 1/10th of my power
        >submit, kaluuya-kun

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hangry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The UFO hungers for bucks
      Since the Korean food got it bleeding

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was just trying to eat a SBlack folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Runaway bucks need to be broken alive and raw.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        two digits off from being a legendary post. shame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A sBlack person is a snide laugh. The fact you're seeing the word everywhere now makes me think OBSESSED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a snicker son. Are the SBlack folk in the room with us now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sBlack personing at your cute bum.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stick it in already bro

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gordy coming for it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            mmmm

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jean Jacket is a girl's name so it is a female UFO you bigot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its an angel anyway, dont slap a gender on something that doesnt reproduce moron

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who did the Nope thread become gay sex RP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know where you are, boy? 😉

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always *hnnnnffff* was *schlopppp* bucko

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black personhomosexual movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a movie about a giant flying (male) anus sucking people into itself
      what did you expect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >globohomosexual wants globohomo
      >can't stomach it when they witness it in full display
      every time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why has nobody called him Bencil Sharperner yet? That's an excellent nickname.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more webms pls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How is there still not a webm where the Stacy screams at the sight of the broken buck?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OBSESSED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I'm working on one now. New with WebM for Lazys pls be patient

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SPOOKED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a slightly more complete webm of that scene. Still pretty shit quality, though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing more horrific to a white woman than the sight of a broken buck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"I want to get off The Star Lasso Experience"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry no refunds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What even the frick is this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is the Star Lasso Experience, if you watched the movie you'd know that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          alien digestion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the scariest thing was the jumpcut to the next scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >AAAAAAAAA THIS BOUNCY CASTLE IS DIGESTING ME ALIVE SAVE ME CRACKERMAN

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what's your endgame

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that thing at the end was suppose to be its organ at first, but is it suppose to be a half digested horse?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. They die wallowing in the guts with the half digested showhorses Jupe and co were feeding it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its the plastic horse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Im surprised how consistently people seem to misinterpret this scene and the subsequent scene. The reason it sprayed blood on the house was because it couldnt digest them. Normally it digests everything besides inorganic material (hence the beggining where it vomits things like coins and keys from someones pocket). In the Star Lasso scene, it had the plastic horse stuck in its throat, so it cant swallow anything, and that lady is stuck in the esophegous because it cant move her past the horse. The alien eventually gives up trying to swallow them, crushes them into paste, and regurgitates it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lel I just thought it had them in a crop and was digesting them one at a time or something.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We didn't know it was alive at that point and I was convinced it was about to turn into Fire in the Sky

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              film woulda gone to a 9/10 if not higher if they included a fire in the sky scene/scenes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Could've combined the two perhaps

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              As much as I liked how alien the design of the ship was, I wish we got actual Roswell greys instead

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                agreed, as novel as the idea of it not being a ship and it actually being the alien is....it being a jellyfish hot air balloon was a massive disappoint

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I wish we got actual Roswell greys instead
                Hollywood isn't allowed to use greys since the 1994 treaty.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I loved the monkey alien designs. I wish they were incorporated more

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh damn I didn’t even make that connection. And jupe called the aliens “the viewers” if I remember correctly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jupe really did think aliens from another planet wanted horses? I get he is delusional but come on he had to realize it was an animal of some sort.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He knows the "ship" is actually a creature, he thinks he's tamed it by feeding it the horses. The message of Nope, if you want to call it a message, is how some people don't treat animals like animals and think they can just tell them to do whatever they want. Jupe does it because he's traumatized from Gordy going apeshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jupe is entertaining as a quasi-antagonist (since the UFO is the clear antagonist force, Jupe just is the idiot that enabled it by feeding it show horses from OJ's ranch).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What am i suppose to be seeing here?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jupe's Star Lasso aliens are designed after the cameras from the Gordy set. With the body of a monkey

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know anything about ptsd, but why would someone who has childhood trauma surround themselves with imagery from that trauma?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This scene is so much more intense with sound and the preceding scene.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        more webms pls

        I carry a medium sized pocket knife with me at most times, could I just cut my way out of this thing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no. too slimmy and wet. you will be slowly vored

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Thinking you'll be able to do shit
          It seems to encase stuff in a layer of paralyzing coating like that horse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          best case scenario, you cut your way out and fall to your death from 100 meters up
          you could certainly frick up its organs in the meantime though, and maybe kill it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I do find is hard to believe that no of person in the crowd didn't have some kind of knife on them. I mean there was bound to be a few guns in a crowd like that as well.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Or how the twister got everyone and didn't toss someone to the side.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Angel survives by wrapping himself in barbed wire, so if you start stabbing as soon as you go in JJ would probably just spit you back out. Even if it doesn't, just keep stabbing and slicing. Make that fricker pay for every pint of blood.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even get the bouncy castle. The only vibe I get is some perfume commercial where people in flowy gowns walk past flowy curtains of a gazebo on a beach at sunset.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a slightly more complete webm of that scene. Still pretty shit quality, though.

      Anyone got a clip of this with sound? I'm a massive voraphile. The screams help me get off easier.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Behold the depraved white man in his natural habitat, seeking the sound of people being broken down by the UFO, churned about and forced through a slimy tunnel that softens them up. Made to see face to face the broken buck at the end of that tunnel, screaming in terror knowing their fate is sealed. They would be broken like the buck. Broken down into nothing but nutrients for a ufo they had not even realized was a massive monstrous creature until after the Star Lasso Experience had begun. And now his reptile mind demands audio of that scene, the sight of it not enough for his degenerate white devil soul. God help us all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's a reddit post out there

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like Sharknado for zoomers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sharknado is Sharknado for zoomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love Sharknado

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get out

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if the asian guy's supposed to want to eat the dog because asian or frick the dog because big AMERICAN cowboy hat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw the Asian guy's hat is the ufo eating him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kino

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can we talk about how the 2nd trailer completely fricking spoiled this movie? the first trailer had everything you needed to know: spooky alien movie by jordan peele but then the 2nd trailer reveals the entire fricking plot

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That dent on the tip bothers me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's his nose

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are whales with like 10 stomachs
    Just saying

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So was the whole monster just an Eva refrence? The TMZ bike even said Eva on the side

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >84% of white victims were by white offenders
    ... ok? you're not proving much of a point there idiot.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Star Lasso Experience ruined my life, raped my wife and kicked my dog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Was me as a kid seeing fire in the sky for the first time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf why is everyone so pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it is obstructed digestion or not... hard to say. I wanted more inside scenes and honest to god thought it was going to cut back a couple times until the UFO crushed them into the blood above the house. Really not sure how these people would've mentally managed if there was a cutback showing graphic digestion of people. Probably would've caused the film to get an X-rating, Peele already pushed it with the child victims.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And they were in there at least a couple hours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These people would lose their fricking minds if they learned what actually happens to those hundreds/thousands of people who suddenly disappear each year.
      Humans are prey for things that are even worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        like what

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Other humans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was hoping this would be a joke review from one of the characters who got vored
      disappointing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There was a Dead horse and too many screaming children do not recommend will not be returning 1/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone posted part of it on tik tok https://www.tiktok.com/@whysoserious420_/video/7123126313925446958?_t=8UHvKsPTZoR&_r=1

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So does Peele even acknowledge he wholesale ripped his entire concept off from an SCP?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      his audience would have no idea what that is si why mention it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not talking about in the film. I'm talking about in the credits, acknowledgments, ir interviews.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Have a hundred SCPs that are objects secretly human eating monsters
        >One happens to be a UFO monster
        >Lol rip off

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/NopeMovie/comments/w9ouem/the_star_lasso_experi/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

    Full scene of the SLE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am down for whatever movie he makes next if he shoved more vore scenes in.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought there'd be like, one survivor of the SLE through luck. I even thought someone intact would fall onto the roof of the building barely alive for whatever reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's speculation that Jupe's crush is still alive despite her veil flying off, or that Jupe is alive because he wasn't shown on screen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing worse for Jupe not surviving the Star Lasso Experience would be surviving it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was it like a tractor beam where once you were caught there's no pulling out or just the twister?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        twister

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We saw people who broke from the twister without it taking them inside. The zero survival rate is even stranger in that context.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just climb out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were told to stay seated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same energy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah in that case body heat/suffocation is what kills you. Digestion doesn't work that fast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah in that case body heat/suffocation is what kills you. Digestion doesn't work that fast.

        Just kick as a group and try to damage the intestinal lining so hard it has to spit you out. Better to gamble on the 50ft drop than be dissolved in stomach acid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And they had hours to try that since they weren't even in the main gastrovacular cavity or stomach or whatever it does to digest due to the plastic horse obstructing them.
          Hours.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the plastic horse was not obstructing them. Quit peddling this bullshit. They all got digested and the remains or waste was dumped on the house. You are just trying to cope with the fact that they were wallowing and being digested alive.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I mean if they were being digested alive how did they not die like hours sooner?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is why an additional cutback was needed to clarify if it was an obstruction or it had some bizarrely protracted way of digestion (akin to what spiders do with cocooned insects)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cause there was a bunch of breathable air in the alien

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I mean if they were being digested alive how did they not die like hours sooner?
                there was air in the alien. They were being digested alive like in the last prayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJsO8hGkis

                So my head canon of it being a bounce castle slowly melting people alive for hours on end remains accurate after all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                more or less yeah

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I mean if they were being digested alive how did they not die like hours sooner?
                there was air in the alien. They were being digested alive like in the last prayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJsO8hGkis

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymouse

    Just got home from the theater. I rate it 3 out of 5 bags of popcorn. It was entertaining throughout, but didn't really strike me in any way. Not as funny or scary as his other movies. Characters had no depth. The setting was cool though. UFOs on a horse ranch in the desert. Can't say much else good about it. There is a gory backstory that you get in the beginning, then there is nothing visceral the rest of the movie. Just a couple cheap jump scares. Wew. Peele fell off unfortunately.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the movie overall but it's not really a horror film- more like a Jaws-type thriller with some sci fi elements. Jean Jacket was an interesting villain design, but the main characters are very one dimensional and there's not a lot of genuinely 'scary' scenes other than the chimp attack at the start and the digestion scene. I would rate it better than Us, but worse than Get Out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say Jupe escapes the 1-dimensional status. Everyone being a fairly consistent personality works. Jupe is the only reason Gordy's story in and really makes for one of the main themes. To others he's a nice aging child star etching out a life off his old fame, to his business partners he downplays his trauma as a spectacle openly, and in his head he relives his childhood trauma readily and enshrines it in his museum for cash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s more or less a modern 50s science fiction monster flick

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly glad the movie turned out the way it did. I didn't even hate his previous movies, but I just never really expected Peele to straight up make an actual alien/cryptid/creature feature film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't think i'd ever see a vore scene with Imax tier sound design in my lifetime lel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And the hambeast Reinapop on twitter trying to say it is a technically bad scene is just lol. b***h the UFO is more attractive than you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shit you’re right. Glad I saw this on imax. I hope we get a giantess movie on imax.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this has more to do with how poor black people are as a result of keeping them that way through systematic racism than it being something wrong with black people you absolute moron

    also? poor education and poverty is making white people shitty too so maybe you should advocate for change instead of useless hate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this has more to do with how poor black people are as a result of keeping them that way through systematic racism

      Are you fricking moronic? Blacks ave literally had the game rigged in their favor compared to other races (and especially whites) for almost 40 years via affirmative action policies and relaxed admission standards and these entitled, low-IQ chimps STILL can't get ahead.

      >poor education and poverty is making white people shitty too

      Perhaps less white people would be poor if you abolished the affirmative action programs that actively discriminate against them in the name of "social justice". Poor blacks have far, FAR more opportunities than poor whites.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but what does this have to do with the ufo monster?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm replying to that other guy's post. Ask him.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awww he’s smiling

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this worth going to see in Imax verse normal screen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and the sound effects.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not worth seeing in general

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a screen taken from a mr beast video. what happened to cinematography

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