actual chainmail would of been actual balls to wear on set. i always just figured it was a stand in for real chain. still, its kinda implied hes a bit fruity
Commando run time 1 hour 30 minutes times 7 million equals 10 million 500 thousand hours equals just under 1200 hundred years. What was the dark ages like?
>all day and night
You’ve obviously never used a VCR.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I pity you
11 months ago
Anonymous
>his vcr didn’t have a repeat function.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I pity you
Magnetic tape wears out, you would need a thousand times all the vhs copies of Commando ever released to watch 10 million hours of tape. A literal warehouse full of copies of Commando. You fricking smoothbrained turbotards.
Arnie picked Vernon to be cast himself, because he liked him in the road warrior. It seems like the whole making of the movie was a great time. Part of the reason he looked a bit sloppy was he was making
Vernon was also in this 80s kino that none of you have ever seen, but you should.
when he got the call up and had like 2 days to get to the set.
>Movie wanted me to expect this fat frick could go toe to toe with peak Arnold
That's less believable than this Austrian mountain killing more brown people than malaria or HIV
You're delusional if you think Commando is Arnold's most popular, beloved, or successful movie.
The other anon isn't me, but he is based and correct in calling you a moron.
It's simple and not up its own ass. Just go in, enjoy, leave. Precision popcorn entertainment.
Same reason the only decent seagal movie was out for justice.
>at least half of his filmography is better.
Nah.
He's got a dozen amazing movies, one of which is Commando, but at least half of Arnold's filmography is trash.
When I was a kid I thought he was actually a dangerous villain because I was young and stupid and bought all the scenes with him talking about how dangerous he was and how he'd frick Arnold up. Like, I'm talking under 12 years old here.
Obviously once older I realised he's just a massive gay who wants to frick Matrix but knows that'll never happen so has dedicated his life to manipulating and besting him to get his psycho rocks off.
You can bet if he had Matrix tied up at the end of the plan and they were alone in a room he'd start licking him.
As an actual adult he's fricking hilarious, he's no threat, how'd this fat homosexual even get cast, it's actually a genius move to round out the villain gang with a massive flamer.
His chain mail guy gave him macremé
Watch it again buddy, it's not even chainmail. It's just a gayass knitted shirt.
whoosh
homie that's what he just said
Wait is this true? I can't tell from the pics. I don't want this to be real.
It's true. This has bothered me since I was a child.
>macremé
Learned a new word
You need to spend less time on the internet.
Name one new word you learned today (presuming you learned it IRL)
ovoviviparous
Sorry i dont know about knitting terms you fricking troony
Hello zoomer
That actually bothered me a bit when I first saw it. Thought he had a badass chainmail vest and was immediately disappointed upon closer inspection.
actual chainmail would of been actual balls to wear on set. i always just figured it was a stand in for real chain. still, its kinda implied hes a bit fruity
Aussie.
kino
fricking kino
just rewatched it yesterday
Rae Dong Chong is a cutie in this, even though I'm racist
Why aren't movies like this made anymore?
>steel drums start playing
John? That he was waiting, John.
he was born in the wrong decade. His LGBT vest he wears would be popular now.
He had to pretend to be mean to e-girl Milano. It was very difficult.
You just know. But they look cute together.
My God, he's almost fingering her.
I think knitting, and the fabric arts in general, will suffer with the massive rise in screen time
It surprised me how short a time there was between the road warrior and commando. He looked pretty different. It was probably 90% moustache.
Was he sick or something for the filming of Commando or was it camera tricks that made him look bigger in Road Warrior?
steam
It was foreshadowing
Tfw no full rip
>>Give me steam
>>And how you feel can make it real
>>Real as any place you've been
>>Get a liiiiiiiiiiife
>>with the dreamer's dream
am i the only one that watched this movie about 6 million times growing up?
Okay, maybe you rewatched it a couple times, but 6 million? A bit hyperbolic, don't you think?
no literally about 7 million times
Commando run time 1 hour 30 minutes times 7 million equals 10 million 500 thousand hours equals just under 1200 hundred years. What was the dark ages like?
i had multiple vcrs playing at once all day and night
>all day and night
You’ve obviously never used a VCR.
I pity you
>his vcr didn’t have a repeat function.
Magnetic tape wears out, you would need a thousand times all the vhs copies of Commando ever released to watch 10 million hours of tape. A literal warehouse full of copies of Commando. You fricking smoothbrained turbotards.
only 7 million?
Mogged yet Bennet retains his dignity. Photographer did him the favor of not including the size disparity of his baby girl arms.
Arnie picked Vernon to be cast himself, because he liked him in the road warrior. It seems like the whole making of the movie was a great time. Part of the reason he looked a bit sloppy was he was making
when he got the call up and had like 2 days to get to the set.
he was gay
Someone post a webm of Matrix scalping a goon with a circular saw blade.
Vernon was also in this 80s kino that none of you have ever seen, but you should.
>Movie wanted me to expect this fat frick could go toe to toe with peak Arnold
That's less believable than this Austrian mountain killing more brown people than malaria or HIV
>Movie wanted me to expect this fat frick could go toe to toe with peak Arnold
No, not really. He was shown to be butthurt Matrix was better than him.
That's quite the team you've assembled, El Presidente.
All of them killed a lot of vietnam dogs.
It's strange to me that Commando is one of Arnold's most beloved flicks. To me, at least half of his filmography is better.
it's THE arnold movie that has everything in one package, it might not be his best in terms of quality but everything's there
GFY.
It's just popular online because Predator, Conan, etc have been talked to death.
moron
moron
Commando was popular before the fricking web existed you dumb shit.
moron
touched a nerve, didn't it, moronic zoomer
ok moron
Take your pills, moron
dilate
You're delusional if you think Commando is Arnold's most popular, beloved, or successful movie.
The other anon isn't me, but he is based and correct in calling you a moron.
>you think Commando is Arnold's most popular, beloved, or successful movie
Right. This is exactly what I said, eh moron?
Frick me you're dumb.
It's simple and not up its own ass. Just go in, enjoy, leave. Precision popcorn entertainment.
Same reason the only decent seagal movie was out for justice.
>at least half of his filmography is better.
Nah.
He's got a dozen amazing movies, one of which is Commando, but at least half of Arnold's filmography is trash.
gay man who wasn't allowed to be gay and he snapped. Did anybody read the book?
There was too much fricking shit on him.
I just assumed he was a gay psychopath who was sexually obsessed with Matrix and extremely hurt he was kicked out of the unit.
When I was a kid I thought he was actually a dangerous villain because I was young and stupid and bought all the scenes with him talking about how dangerous he was and how he'd frick Arnold up. Like, I'm talking under 12 years old here.
Obviously once older I realised he's just a massive gay who wants to frick Matrix but knows that'll never happen so has dedicated his life to manipulating and besting him to get his psycho rocks off.
You can bet if he had Matrix tied up at the end of the plan and they were alone in a room he'd start licking him.
As an actual adult he's fricking hilarious, he's no threat, how'd this fat homosexual even get cast, it's actually a genius move to round out the villain gang with a massive flamer.
He'd shoot you just like he did Bond
Why was he wearing chainmail? He looks like he is ready for a night out at a gay club
Arnold kidnaps the black girl and she was still on his dick afterwards. What's with that?
He needed to let off some steam
He was horny for Matrix.
>John, I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes. I'm gonna shoot you between the balls.