the hustle and bustle of the big city >cooking a simple, economic and nutritious meal
😐 >eating a $18.99 deconstructed burger at your favorite gastropub, sides a la carte
:O
it tess good and it has an unbroken string of popculture entries going back decades, with arcs and development but no reruns.
well back then, simple cheap holes in the wall didn't cost that much. it made sense for someone in an apartment with a tiny kitchen to eat out at a diner multiple times a week, or grab a slice of pizza from some random guy's pizza joint.
all of that is astronomical now, but the positive side effect is it has priced all the criminals out of new york. basically a big gated community now.
yeh but he only bought fruit or stole what jerry bought
so jerry had to have bought real food to eat
so is the reason why he only eats out is because kramer steals all his food?
Note true at all. In the beach house vacation episode George cooked eggs with lobtser.
Jerry and Elaine ate homecooked meals with Manya.
And George ate home cooked meals with his parents all the time.
What are you even talking about? You might have Gen Z brain, anon.
>doesnt lock himself in his gooncave for 3 days
homosexual
i bet you didnt even love her
she would have wanted you to goon out all your feelings you had for her
wrapped up in a tissue and thrown away.
Those are old school pasties. Basically strapless bras you'd just paste them on (hence the name). You can clearly see the outline as marked in pic related.
>It doesn't though
??? My dick has a "normal" flaccid mode but if its really cold or I'm really sick it does sometimes get extra small. Shrinkage is real.
>??? My dick has a "normal" flaccid mode but if its really cold or I'm really sick it does sometimes get extra small.
tf? i'm not gonna get gaslighted into believe this.
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He's right. Mine is usually like 10 cm flaccid, 19 cm erect, but sometimes in winter or when I've been in a pool it can get as small as 2 cm flaccid, to the point that if I need to get up from bed to pee urgently I have to shake it so it "wakes up" otherwise I'll pee all over.
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>Surprised that the wiener hides in the warm body when it's cold
The balls does the same.
until a nocturnal emmission happened, which would be the premise for an episode called "nocturnal emmsions" where george had wet dreams in an embarrassing siutaion. >I was covered in cum jerry! CUM!
I don't believe anyone that says they don't pee in the shower. If you piss in or towards the drain with the water running it gets washed away immediately. Not to mention the hot water running down your body onto your wiener always stimulates the need to urinate. What am I supposed to do? Take a piss before I shower then flush when I get out? It's a waste of water when the shower is right there.
I piss before I shower. You're pissing all over yourself in the shower, you idiot. I don't even shit without a shirt on and pants at my ankles. I bet you shit in your own bed in a plastic bag and think it's ok because it's not directly in the bed. moron.
I always thought pissing in the shower was disgusting and I never did it, but now that I'm in my 30s and my bladder isn't quite as robust, I let it flow if it's only a little and the water is stimulating the piss response.
I unironically have never pissed in the shower once. I’m starting to think I’m just too dumb to ever have thought of doing it. I just piss before as the water is heating up
>before as the water is heating up
errrrr what?
do you live in a 12th century castle?
also what if you dont have to pee before but you get in and then the water makes you have to pee?
are you really going to turn off the shower then step out(making the ground all wet) pee and then turn the shower back on and continue?
when i hear people say pissing in the shower is gross i just assume they dont clean the shower
i mean i clean my shower more often than i clean my toilet
>with other guys around
your gym only has 1 big public shower?
i have never been to a gym like that. only seen it in movies.
every gym i have been to has always had individual stalls with a shower head.
In the locker room shower we used to pee on each other for jokes. We'd also sneak up on each other and try to stick a finger in somebody's but or flick his balls. One time we held a guy down on his knees and wouldn't let him up until he'd sucked off three guys, and after that whenever he got annoying we would say he was begging for three more. Shared showers were fun bonding experiences before political correctness ruined the world.
You literally posted a time
it was barely on the edge of the trash, he bit the unbitten side, he had zero chance of catching anything
>Was George ever in the right?
who the frick DOESN'T pee in the shower?
also this. it all goes to the same place. The city cleans and recycles the water and pumps it back.
as I put it as a kid "they can't just ASSUME nobody ever pees in the shower, and then send your used shower water back for uses where you would demand pee-free water but you wouldn't mind that people washed in it"
They have to treat every drop of drain water as if you shat in it. just in case.
The time he broke up with the cute girl who was not only really into him, but also didn't care what he wore or looked like, because she sucked on his discarded peach pit.
literally me. how did it get to this? i met my goal buying a house, and now i just sit in this house all alone. love the house but i lost all ambition with everything else
Similar boat here >have 12yo business >close to achieving my goals >pandemic hits >lose everything, death by a thousand cuts >move back in with folks
Starting out from square 1 again in your mid 30s fricking sucks. I feel so defeated.
madtv was so good its unbelievable
in a better world madtv would still be running and snl would be cancelled
even the madtv impressions are like 3 times better than any given snl impression, with the exception of the new guy who does trump and biden but he's uniquely good
I'm convinced the Dane Cook parody single handedly killed his career by making him completely uncool among stoner and frat guys within 12 months of him becoming big. It's so spot on. I could literally see Dane Cook having done that banana or chair bit
Imagine bumping into a girl like that someplace you always go and then saying >oh i'm sorry i totally wasn't paying attention
and then she says it's alright but then you look at her and stop her and say >hey...i know you from somewhere, i swear
and she says no but you say >no, no, i do...where did you go to school?
and she says somewhere you didn't go to school and then you say >oh dang, i guess i don't know you...but hey, if you're not opposed maybe i can get to know you
and she blushes and stammers and then you just say >gimmie your phone, here's my number, gimmie a call sometime and we will do something fun
man, that would be so awesome
I love the random instances where George gets extremely horny for Elaine. It only happens like four times in the series but it’s easy to forget that George absolutely would if given the chance.
If you go frame by frame around the 59th second, you literally see her turning her eyes up in despair. She even looks back at the car while George is doing his little scene
SHE WANTED IT, GEORGIE. YA BLEW IT!
>Anyone else currently rewatching Seinfeld?
I am watching the season where they are pitching the Seinfeld TV show. Don't remember if that's season 3 or 4.
I always get filtered by "The Peak", I can't handle the cringe.
That could be an entire episode. His girlfriend gifts him Child’s Play 2 and Jerry doesn’t know what to think of it. >I’ve never even seen the first movie!!
Then he goes to rent a copy of the first one and it's been out for years at blockbusters. Turns out Kramer has the copy and uses it as a doorstop. "The amount of tape gives it the right weight Jerry! What am I supposed to do, buy a real doorstop?!"
>the rest of the episode is replaying similar scenes from the first movie >Jerry gets attacked by a homeless guy downtown like in the movie trying to find a bootleg copy >Elaine hears about it and gets curious with voodoo, trying to cast a spell on a doll to get back at mean her coworker >George is scared and has hallucinations from the movie, at one point thinking his extremely rare antique childhood doll at his parents house is alive, and tosses it into the fire thinking it was talking to him
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They've already done an episode where George imagines a doll is talking to him.
>Cereal
Psyop to make homie cattle (read americans) to eat the most nutrition-less slop (read ANY grain) they can so the pharma and health sector can rake in the big bucks fixing these fat zombies (you, the amerimutt)
I think that's a stretch. Jerry is seen as childish for having cereal on a daily basis as an adult.
>grains are... le BAD! Even though it's been the staple food for all of human history!
That's also a stretch. The issue with cereal isn't that it's grains, but that it's processed and has an unhealthy amount of refined sugar, which is poison.
>Jerry is seen as childish for having cereal on a daily basis as an adult.
His Superman fandom highlights this too. In the 90s Jerry's character is right on the border or socially acceptable and manchild. Leaning closer to manchild than socially acceptable
I was born in 86 so these shows filled up my childhood. My parents would watch Seinfeld or MASH all the fricking time and my sister loved Friends. I'm the youngest so I never had control of the TV.
That is not what the episode was about. It was about how the yogurt is supposed to be non fat but tastes too good. It's acknowledging that non fat tastes like shit but it was also a big thing in the 90s.
I see people on twitter unironically saying that Larry assaulted the puppeteer and that it's not funny and the puppeteers were actually very pissed at him.
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I looked it up and only all these boomer cable celeb news outlets have stories on it. 60 year old woman hosts acting like this was controversial. He just gently shook the puppet in a mimic strangle for 2 seconds.
I think this was his idea of a publicity stunt, but he's so old that he went to boomer cable media for it instead of social media like everyone else.
Jerry doesn't get enough credit as a good comedic actor. His facial expressions and mannerisms in this scene are hilarious, and the timing and delivery of that last line is priceless.
i don't get why they emphasized so much how young she was. they said like three times that she was 15. they didn't even have to mention an age and the audience would have assumed she was older than 18.
>the audience would have assumed she was older than 18
That was the point, to make more it be more of an offense for the producer to see, while simultaneously making it be "more wrong" for George to have done. It's not the same if your boss catches you ogling her daughter than him catching you ogling her -underage- daugther.
It wasn't. It was resolved by Jerry and George having as a friend a woman he found attractive and willing (which he didn't know was a ruse). Forgiveness by association.
>Jerry is seen as childish for having cereal on a daily basis as an adult.
His Superman fandom highlights this too. In the 90s Jerry's character is right on the border or socially acceptable and manchild. Leaning closer to manchild than socially acceptable
Actually, it WAS socially unacceptable. The thing is that because he was successful, well off, and personable, it was deemed by other adults as quirks rather than flaws.
It's one of many aspects of Jerry's peter pan syndrome. He's a perpetual manchild. >1. He eats cereal like a kid >2. He has a childish infatuation for Superman >3. He can never commit to a serious long term relationship
People have answered.
We never see Jerry cook, like ever. He's often eating cereal in the apartment if there's not some type of takeout. Jerry absolutely ate out or ordered food for nearly every meal. We see him sometimes putting canned stuff in his cabinets but he never appears to cook.
Kramer cooks often, though considering he rarely (originally never) left the apartment this makes sense.
he doesnt cook
Come to think of it none of the cast ever cooked or ate a home cooked meal. Did they just eat at Monk's for literally every meal?
>Did they just eat at Monk's for literally every meal?
stand up comics usually get a free meal as part of their payment too
the hustle and bustle of the big city
>cooking a simple, economic and nutritious meal
😐
>eating a $18.99 deconstructed burger at your favorite gastropub, sides a la carte
:O
it tess good and it has an unbroken string of popculture entries going back decades, with arcs and development but no reruns.
well back then, simple cheap holes in the wall didn't cost that much. it made sense for someone in an apartment with a tiny kitchen to eat out at a diner multiple times a week, or grab a slice of pizza from some random guy's pizza joint.
all of that is astronomical now, but the positive side effect is it has priced all the criminals out of new york. basically a big gated community now.
>it priced all the criminals out of new york
It did not. They just carpool into the boroughs from jersey.
>Why yes, I do come up with ridiculous strawmen to justify my own lack of success, how did you know?
>redditors think being a miserable loser who lives in an urban area constitutes "success"
Jerry is a manchild
>$18.99 deconstructed burger at your favorite gastropub, sides a la carte
The 2010s called, they're running out of outdated hipster fad references.
Well, the 90s called, they're running out of you!
Incel chud cope
You fricking rural scumbag. Can't afford to live in the city with the real human beings? Pick some corn for me you fricking loser. Frick you.
this really got to them too so it proves even further how true it is lmao.
Proves what? That a household chore is more boring than a night out? Wow.
kramer cooked african food at elaine's place.
and spaghetti. and he made israeli food (poorly) at jerry's once, and sausages. kramer is a man of the world.
cooked in the shower as well
He and Newman also made bratwurst
Rent-free in homosexual heads for the rest of time.
you sound mad, anon.
Kramer cooked in the shower.
Then he should turn the heat down
yeh but he only bought fruit or stole what jerry bought
so jerry had to have bought real food to eat
so is the reason why he only eats out is because kramer steals all his food?
George used Jerry's stove to make pudding skins.
Note true at all. In the beach house vacation episode George cooked eggs with lobtser.
Jerry and Elaine ate homecooked meals with Manya.
And George ate home cooked meals with his parents all the time.
What are you even talking about? You might have Gen Z brain, anon.
Back then you could eat out for like $5.
>I'm not force feeding myself a steak at 4:30 I can tell you that.
I feel that. Shit's too real.
Kramer cooked a bunch of times
False Kramer cooks multiple times in Jerry's Kitchen
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Kramer and Newman made a bunch of sausages in Jerrys kitchen.
Soup nazi cooked soups
Yes they are israelites in NYC they don't perform labor of any sort
Let. Him. Cook.
Its to showcase his immature man child behavior.
How long could you have lasted In The Contest?
i'd be jerking off under the table right there, and try to nut on elaine's feet
10 hours
Longest I've gone is 10 days. 2 weeks when I was depressed after being rejected by my crush in high school.
>doesnt lock himself in his gooncave for 3 days
homosexual
i bet you didnt even love her
she would have wanted you to goon out all your feelings you had for her
wrapped up in a tissue and thrown away.
The last time I jacked off was New Years Eve 2022.
Impressive
How do you feel about it?
My plan was just to see how long I could go, but it's been so long now I don't want to break the streak.
that depends
does edging count?
Went 12 weeks once, by the end my balls were dragging.
not even that big but they are full on torpedoes
Wait seinfeld had nudity?
You can clearly see her breasts are covered.
Yeah, but it wasn't that obvious on CRT screens.
wtf there's full on nipple. you cant show that on tv
BOOBA
AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR
Those are old school pasties. Basically strapless bras you'd just paste them on (hence the name). You can clearly see the outline as marked in pic related.
I never got this episode, did she really leave george because of his tiny dick? Do women not know it shrinks sometimes?
What do you mean, like laundry?
>It doesn't though
??? My dick has a "normal" flaccid mode but if its really cold or I'm really sick it does sometimes get extra small. Shrinkage is real.
>??? My dick has a "normal" flaccid mode but if its really cold or I'm really sick it does sometimes get extra small.
tf? i'm not gonna get gaslighted into believe this.
He's right. Mine is usually like 10 cm flaccid, 19 cm erect, but sometimes in winter or when I've been in a pool it can get as small as 2 cm flaccid, to the point that if I need to get up from bed to pee urgently I have to shake it so it "wakes up" otherwise I'll pee all over.
>Surprised that the wiener hides in the warm body when it's cold
The balls does the same.
>Do women not know it shrinks sometimes?
It doesn't though I that that was the joke. Also he has gyno man breasts in that scene which is gross.
kramer is kind of hot
Someone should shoop a burger king crown on this painting.
until a nocturnal emmission happened, which would be the premise for an episode called "nocturnal emmsions" where george had wet dreams in an embarrassing siutaion.
>I was covered in cum jerry! CUM!
i would win. i've often gone months.
Hnnng, i'm out.
Longest I did was 3 months (both sex and fap)
Was George ever in the right?
>Was George ever in the right?
who the frick DOESN'T pee in the shower?
I don't believe anyone that says they don't pee in the shower. If you piss in or towards the drain with the water running it gets washed away immediately. Not to mention the hot water running down your body onto your wiener always stimulates the need to urinate. What am I supposed to do? Take a piss before I shower then flush when I get out? It's a waste of water when the shower is right there.
I piss before I shower. You're pissing all over yourself in the shower, you idiot. I don't even shit without a shirt on and pants at my ankles. I bet you shit in your own bed in a plastic bag and think it's ok because it's not directly in the bed. moron.
How are you getting piss on yourself? You're supposed to aim your wiener away from your body, anon. Do you sit down to pee like a woman?
I don't get piss on myself cause I don't fricking piss in the shower. You'd have to be a lazy moron to piss in the shower.
>Do you sit down to pee like a woman?
I think most zoomers do
I always thought pissing in the shower was disgusting and I never did it, but now that I'm in my 30s and my bladder isn't quite as robust, I let it flow if it's only a little and the water is stimulating the piss response.
I unironically have never pissed in the shower once. I’m starting to think I’m just too dumb to ever have thought of doing it. I just piss before as the water is heating up
>before as the water is heating up
errrrr what?
do you live in a 12th century castle?
also what if you dont have to pee before but you get in and then the water makes you have to pee?
are you really going to turn off the shower then step out(making the ground all wet) pee and then turn the shower back on and continue?
You can't force yourself to piss?
when i hear people say pissing in the shower is gross i just assume they dont clean the shower
i mean i clean my shower more often than i clean my toilet
>Waste of water
notmyproblem.tgif
I do but not in a gym shower with other guys around
>with other guys around
your gym only has 1 big public shower?
i have never been to a gym like that. only seen it in movies.
every gym i have been to has always had individual stalls with a shower head.
Well not mine but I'm referencing Georges gym. The guy at the gym Elaine fancied saw Costanza pee in the shower
oh sorry i totally misread your comment
In the locker room shower we used to pee on each other for jokes. We'd also sneak up on each other and try to stick a finger in somebody's but or flick his balls. One time we held a guy down on his knees and wouldn't let him up until he'd sucked off three guys, and after that whenever he got annoying we would say he was begging for three more. Shared showers were fun bonding experiences before political correctness ruined the world.
i only did that when i was a child
I try to avoid it, piss right before showering but sometimes I forget.
You literally posted a time
it was barely on the edge of the trash, he bit the unbitten side, he had zero chance of catching anything
also this. it all goes to the same place. The city cleans and recycles the water and pumps it back.
as I put it as a kid "they can't just ASSUME nobody ever pees in the shower, and then send your used shower water back for uses where you would demand pee-free water but you wouldn't mind that people washed in it"
They have to treat every drop of drain water as if you shat in it. just in case.
>Was George ever in the right?
he told Susan not to lick all those envelopes
We had something like pic related at my office when that episode aired. She could have avoided death with a $0.99 purchase at Staples.
Nice pic
Oh sure, pick on the moron who was too moronic to notice he moronicly didn't attach the pic.
George was always right. You can't name a single time that he was wrong.
The time he broke up with the cute girl who was not only really into him, but also didn't care what he wore or looked like, because she sucked on his discarded peach pit.
He saved a whale's life.
literally me. how did it get to this? i met my goal buying a house, and now i just sit in this house all alone. love the house but i lost all ambition with everything else
Get a cat or a dog.
Similar boat here
>have 12yo business
>close to achieving my goals
>pandemic hits
>lose everything, death by a thousand cuts
>move back in with folks
Starting out from square 1 again in your mid 30s fricking sucks. I feel so defeated.
George totally humanmogged that nog
That line was so well delivered it almost makes you consider it for a second.
I can't believe this is the first time I'm reading about it.
i bring this scene up with my wife all the time every time we see a snickers at the store and we both laugh, what a classic.
does everyone clap too?
Why didn't eating snickers with a knife and fork catch on?
the queen used to eat bananas with a knife and fork
Cute Nazi
That was a great ep
Kek
Why is Jerry there?
They were sharing a hotel and it only had one bed
They're in a limousine and dropped to the floor when someone fired at their car.
She was pappie's daughter too.
literally me. my wife and I get in fights because this is how I am most of the time.
My ambition in life is to be Puddy
Michael Imperioli said recently that James Gandolfini hated Seinfeld because of all the “cereal and sneakers” bullshit.
I hope AI can generate a proper Seinfeld and Sopranos crossover episode in the near future
>James Gandolfini hated Seinfeld because of all the “cereal and sneakers” bullshit.
Jerry Seinfeld hated the Sopranos because all the gabbagool bullshit
The one thing I hate about The Sopranos is the lack of gabagool shit, it's all ziti this and ziti that. Old MadTV skit fricked my expectations.
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madtv was so good its unbelievable
in a better world madtv would still be running and snl would be cancelled
even the madtv impressions are like 3 times better than any given snl impression, with the exception of the new guy who does trump and biden but he's uniquely good
I'm convinced the Dane Cook parody single handedly killed his career by making him completely uncool among stoner and frat guys within 12 months of him becoming big. It's so spot on. I could literally see Dane Cook having done that banana or chair bit
nothing but a racket for the israelites.
I am George
IT SHRUNK JERRY IT SHRUNK
>Doesn't cover his wiener and balls instantly
Elaine
Imagine bumping into a girl like that someplace you always go and then saying
>oh i'm sorry i totally wasn't paying attention
and then she says it's alright but then you look at her and stop her and say
>hey...i know you from somewhere, i swear
and she says no but you say
>no, no, i do...where did you go to school?
and she says somewhere you didn't go to school and then you say
>oh dang, i guess i don't know you...but hey, if you're not opposed maybe i can get to know you
and she blushes and stammers and then you just say
>gimmie your phone, here's my number, gimmie a call sometime and we will do something fun
man, that would be so awesome
>Giving her your number
Beta move. Enjoy no pussy.
I do. I even explained it to you since you're apparently uneducated.
Ain't nobody here at this time on a Friday that gets pussy.
Then you call the number and a bookie answers
Grandma Mema
She cute
Favourite Seinfeld episode?
The one told in reverse was good. I think they go to India or and indian wedding at least.
If you get the opportunity you should have a nice day.
The Rye
I love the random instances where George gets extremely horny for Elaine. It only happens like four times in the series but it’s easy to forget that George absolutely would if given the chance.
I really don't blame him. Elaine was hot as frick
hahaha great webm. I need to give it another re-watch in a year or two.
Could George have pulled off T-Bone as a nickname?
Eh i dont think so
If you go frame by frame around the 59th second, you literally see her turning her eyes up in despair. She even looks back at the car while George is doing his little scene
SHE WANTED IT, GEORGIE. YA BLEW IT!
George lost his chance
I got filtered by the Clown episode, i dont understand it
He's a misogynist who's a big fan of Art the Clown.
>YOU'RE HUNG UP ON SOME CLOWN FROM THE SIXTIES, MAN!
one of the best delivered lines in the entire series was none other than Jon Favreau
Jon Favreau was in a bunch of 90s sitcoms, he's in Friends he dates Monica for a while
Anyone else currently rewatching Seinfeld? In the middle of S4 myself
it's always on tv so i always have it on almost every day while i'm doing other things. i still don't really care for the really early seasons though
>Anyone else currently rewatching Seinfeld?
I am watching the season where they are pitching the Seinfeld TV show. Don't remember if that's season 3 or 4.
I always get filtered by "The Peak", I can't handle the cringe.
Is that Seinfeld in HFR?
Indeed
why the frick would Jerry buy Child's Play 2?
i wanna see jerry play sim city
Maybe someone gifted it to him.
That could be an entire episode. His girlfriend gifts him Child’s Play 2 and Jerry doesn’t know what to think of it.
>I’ve never even seen the first movie!!
>I’ve never even seen the first movie!!
Kek.
Then he goes to rent a copy of the first one and it's been out for years at blockbusters.
Turns out Kramer has the copy and uses it as a doorstop. "The amount of tape gives it the right weight Jerry! What am I supposed to do, buy a real doorstop?!"
>the rest of the episode is replaying similar scenes from the first movie
>Jerry gets attacked by a homeless guy downtown like in the movie trying to find a bootleg copy
>Elaine hears about it and gets curious with voodoo, trying to cast a spell on a doll to get back at mean her coworker
>George is scared and has hallucinations from the movie, at one point thinking his extremely rare antique childhood doll at his parents house is alive, and tosses it into the fire thinking it was talking to him
They've already done an episode where George imagines a doll is talking to him.
Mr. Marbles put it there.
He's a kinoture
>Pretty Women
>Jason Alexander plays a rapist in it
why wouldn’t he? Jerry would have a blast watching a movie with a doll killing people, laughing and making quips at the absurdity of it
Just seems like an odd choice for Jerry to own, especially with how limited his selection is. All the others are classics
The Chucky movies were very popular in the 90s.
I'm aware. I still just think it's a goofy choice of a movie that Jerry would buy
He was excited about seeing plan 9 from outer space and watched tiny toons, the other movies seem more out of place for his taste
Knowing Jerry his selection on the shelf was all about when he has a woman over and they could cater to her taste.
Same reason he bought BttF Part 3 despite not having the first two.
is there a piece of tape on Pretty Woman to make it Pretty Man?
he didn't know it was a horror movie when he purchased the vhs
>Cereal
Psyop to make homie cattle (read americans) to eat the most nutrition-less slop (read ANY grain) they can so the pharma and health sector can rake in the big bucks fixing these fat zombies (you, the amerimutt)
>grains are... le BAD! Even though it's been the staple food for all of human history!
>all of human history!
>Only the last 20000 years
Thats like 1/20th of the time humans hvae existed
Human history began with written records. Pre-history is not part of history.
Nice cope
Learn what words mean.
You should
I think that's a stretch. Jerry is seen as childish for having cereal on a daily basis as an adult.
That's also a stretch. The issue with cereal isn't that it's grains, but that it's processed and has an unhealthy amount of refined sugar, which is poison.
>has an unhealthy amount of refined sugar, which is poison.
I agree. The anon I was replying to specified "ANY grain" in his post thoughever.
>Jerry is seen as childish for having cereal on a daily basis as an adult.
His Superman fandom highlights this too. In the 90s Jerry's character is right on the border or socially acceptable and manchild. Leaning closer to manchild than socially acceptable
It's the entire plot of The Engagement. He and George are children.
Oats are good for you
What you getting anons?
jambalaya, extra spicy
NO SUBSTITUTION
NEXT
not a substitution you fricking wop, i just want your peppers. or are you not man enough to get to the bottom of the pot?
NO SOUP FOR YOU
NEXT
french ogniogn please
Jambalaya. It's my favorite.
black bean and split pea
Chicken Broccoli & French Onion. Bread for both. With butter.
>With butter.
NO SOUP FOR YOU
Dang, I assumed he'd have those little packets.
Jambalaya
Gazpacho por favor
Crab bisque, extra bread roll.
>LARGE 32OZ. $3.99
Seems like a fair price even back then, could get a gallon of soup for $16
Its a porn episode
>it has priced all the criminals out of new york. basically a big gated community now.
I wissh
god bros the things I would do
Imagine the SOUL
>Look up creators of Seinfeld
>Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
>Early life
GEE WHAT A COINCIDENCE
WHAT THE FRICK, LARRY DAVID AND JERRY SEINFELD ARE israeli? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I THOUGHT THEY WERE MENONITES
Seinfeld has to be the most overrated garbage to ever exist. It's on the same level as friends.
You must have watched Friends to know
I was born in 86 so these shows filled up my childhood. My parents would watch Seinfeld or MASH all the fricking time and my sister loved Friends. I'm the youngest so I never had control of the TV.
Nice cope
to add
The only good show I got to watch as a kid was TNG even though everyone else in my family hated it.
gay AND autistic
outstanding
You had to be there
>Seinfeld has to be the most overrated garbage to ever exist.
The TV show Seinfeld? No. Jerry Seinfeld himself, as a person? Yes.
>It's on the same level as friends.
Wrong. Friends is worse.
Filtered. Seinfeld was better of course, but Friends was great.
90s was peak goyslop
all the episodes where they seethe at "high fat" foods annoy me so much
ok newman
That is not what the episode was about. It was about how the yogurt is supposed to be non fat but tastes too good. It's acknowledging that non fat tastes like shit but it was also a big thing in the 90s.
Is soup a meal?
Why the frick did Kenny want to hang out with Jerry so much anyway? It’s not like Jerry was nice to him
Networking, had the episode been filmed today he would have tried to start a podcast with Jerry.
>podcast with Jerry.
Christ how old are you anon? Podcasts haven't been a thing for like 10 years now.
Over 20 years now anon, not even counting the earliest efforts. But only in the last 5 or so years has every moron started their own.
zamn, are jerry seinfeld and larry david redpilled?
Larry David is the most redpilled man on God's green earth. Just last night he beat the shit out of Elmo
>Just last night he beat the shit out of Elmo
god damn that is based! little red homosexual had it coming for a long ass time
I’m going to water board this little c**t
I see people on twitter unironically saying that Larry assaulted the puppeteer and that it's not funny and the puppeteers were actually very pissed at him.
I looked it up and only all these boomer cable celeb news outlets have stories on it. 60 year old woman hosts acting like this was controversial. He just gently shook the puppet in a mimic strangle for 2 seconds.
I think this was his idea of a publicity stunt, but he's so old that he went to boomer cable media for it instead of social media like everyone else.
Jerry doesn't get enough credit as a good comedic actor. His facial expressions and mannerisms in this scene are hilarious, and the timing and delivery of that last line is priceless.
People always give Jerry shit for being a bad actor, but he plays his part perfectly.
Any food remotely liquidy that's served in a bowl ceases to be soup and becomes a stew, chili, etc. The former is not a meal, the latter can be.
Kino upgrade, it looks way better
I actually like the pilot.
soul vs. soulless
>waitress from the pilot was supposed to be the Elaine character
What kino it could have been
they basically used jerrys apartment from the pilot and turned it in to the Friends apartment
Why did George kill Susan?
Name a comedian who doesn't actively have or doesn't guest star semi-regularly on a podcast
sue ellen best girl
Was she really playing with Confederate money?
how did she downgrade these knockers for desperate housewives?
I wish i had friends
Who was in the wrong here?
george obviously for staring too long. like seriously dude.
i don't get why they emphasized so much how young she was. they said like three times that she was 15. they didn't even have to mention an age and the audience would have assumed she was older than 18.
>the audience would have assumed she was older than 18
That was the point, to make more it be more of an offense for the producer to see, while simultaneously making it be "more wrong" for George to have done. It's not the same if your boss catches you ogling her daughter than him catching you ogling her -underage- daugther.
Then why was it resolved by tricking the boss into ogling a 40 year old woman?
It wasn't. It was resolved by Jerry and George having as a friend a woman he found attractive and willing (which he didn't know was a ruse). Forgiveness by association.
Actually, it WAS socially unacceptable. The thing is that because he was successful, well off, and personable, it was deemed by other adults as quirks rather than flaws.
Seinfeld is kino
Puddy had a giant hog, right? and that's why Elaine kept sleeping with him even though she hated his guts?
I just realized that the only reference to penis size in the entire show is the shrinkage episode.
seeing as this is puddy
yes
massive wiener
he GAPED me Jerry
sexooooooooooo
He stole Jerry's move and made it better with the pinch.
his intro episode made it clear they all thought mechanics would be the best at pumping
This was a weird episode
They've never aired it after 9/11
He's a manchild
authoritarian right should use the O'Brien pic
Because he’s MY butler!
Another classic delivery from Jerry.
He was a nihilist, dude
It's Manhattan. People eat out or order take-out for every meal except breakfast.
What's the best food to buy if you don't cook and don't wanna get fat?
It's one of many aspects of Jerry's peter pan syndrome. He's a perpetual manchild.
>1. He eats cereal like a kid
>2. He has a childish infatuation for Superman
>3. He can never commit to a serious long term relationship
He also watches cartoons
clearly you haven't taken the cerealpill
ayo dis homie eatin beans
People have answered.
We never see Jerry cook, like ever. He's often eating cereal in the apartment if there's not some type of takeout. Jerry absolutely ate out or ordered food for nearly every meal. We see him sometimes putting canned stuff in his cabinets but he never appears to cook.
Kramer cooks often, though considering he rarely (originally never) left the apartment this makes sense.