What was Scorpios problem in the Dirty Harry movie? He seemed like a real jerk

What was Scorpio’s problem in the Dirty Harry movie?
He seemed like a real jerk

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was only 5’9”

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harry didn’t care about his rights to an attorney

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    textbook incel

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was spying for the cardassians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why you came to me, isn't it Harry? Because you knew I could do those things that you weren't capable of doing. Well, it worked. And you'll get what you wanted: a war between the punks and the lucky. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire LAPD, and all it cost was the life of one innocent little random black child because this is the 70s and social issues are going into our movies dammit, one criminal… and the self-respect of one officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >LAPD

        oh you were sooo close...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick, he's from San Fran isn't he

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Inspector Callahan is SFPD

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was just a serial killer who wasn't particularly good at hiding his crimes

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He just wanted a plain, simple life.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about the rights of that little girl ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honestly would have been better off just killing him here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Harry didn't anticipate the justice system being completely moronic, he still had some faith in the system at that point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scorpion comes across as a cartoon character who somehow found his way out of a TV, but Harry's a pussy for not airhole-ing him there and then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonynous

        >Scorpion comes across as a cartoon character who somehow found his way out of a TV, but Harry's a pussy for not airhole-ing him there and then.
        The sequel is really annoying where people who would end up being his antagonist and we get some preachy "due process is important and shit" message which runs counter to the whole franchise of "going by the book is just a way for villains to get off scottfree" movies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Especially in that one where he lets the rape victim track down and murder all of her assailants just because he wants a bit of pussy or some shit. Completely flying in the face of all that self righteous bullshit he said in the second movie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The second film was a reaction to morons calling the first one fascist.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
    GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He seemed like a real jerk
    Anon
    >kills people for fun
    Yeah that normally counts as being a bit more than being a jerk. Scorpio is what a normal plebbitor would have been like in the 70s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dirty Harry =‘Cinemaphile
      Scorpio = Reddit

      >Harry finds the shack at the stadium that Scorpio lives in
      >it’s filled wall to wall with funko pops

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dirty Harry =‘Cinemaphile
    Scorpio = Reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scorpio is Cinemaphile's embodiment.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >upvoted

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the "therr taking err jerbs!!" dude from Rope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this really a plot point in Rings of Power? Elves taking human jobs? Or is it just some dumb edit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's one of the richest men in the world using Tolkien's legacy to try and tell you that only racist morons believe in unionizing.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scorpio is underrated as far a cinema villain goes. He was such a bizarre, unhinged character that he can't help, but get lodged in your mind.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scorpio should've crashed that school bus.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pays a homie to get beaten up and blames it on Harry

    Best movie villain of all time.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >JESUS WEPT

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yooooo I never noticed Scorpio is the father from Hellraiser

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >threatens to kill people at random in a giant city
    >still gets caught after 2 murders

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't the DA charge Scorpio with assault and attempted murder of a police officer when he tried to kill Harry during the dropoff?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because in the film the system is rigged.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Garak was right they should have nuked them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. He just wanted a dispassionate historical perspective.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ERMAGERRRD!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a Vietnam vet with PTSD

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When this movie was released, the actor who played Scorpio had to change his phone number and address because people were threatening to kill him.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was MK ULTRA'd by the Obsidian Order.

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