What was the best family-centered sitcom of the 90s and why was it Step by Step?
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What was the best family-centered sitcom of the 90s and why was it Step by Step?
And Staci Keanan is one of the hottest women I've ever seen. It's too bad she didn't become an A-list actress
My Two Dads was Staci kino
I enjoyed Staci's little love triangle with the chad and a young Giovanni Ribisi.
I also liked how her friend wanted to frick Michael and everyone was grossed out because it wasn't Joey.
Dick Butkus? I thought that was a meme
>never told who the real dad was
FRICK MY TWO DADS!
She apparently got tired of acting & became a lawyer
>too bad she didnt get tossed around by a bunch of israelites and then forced to kiss a Black person on screen
Nowhere?
Why was this so ignored compared to trash like Full House? As a kid I loved Full House because I didn't know better, then I discovered reruns of Step by Step and it was a million times better and I never watched Full House again
That's a good question and I don't have the answer. My only gripe with the show is that Duffy is a charisma vacuum and there is something about Sommers that makes me think she was a total c**t off camera
>there is something about Sommers that makes me think she was a total c**t off camera
Certainly was true on "Three's Company" so probably was true on that show too.
Apparently she was a c**t to Sasha Mitchell, but she claims he was unprofessional and always late
>Duffy is a charisma vacuum
What? He is embodied charisma. Though maybe the German dub I watched it with as a kid helped a lot
He was the most boring tv dad of the 90s. Even more boring than Alan Matthews
>More boring than Danny Tanner
Ha ha
No
are you the critical drinker?
I'm the guy who wishes the internet never advanced past 2002 so we wouldn't have to deal with internet nobody loses like The Critical Drinker.
step by step's intro theme can't really compare to full house'
im am absolutely convinced the full house theme song had some sort of subliminal message making people enjoy the show, if you take it away the show sucks but somehow hearing the theme song makes its alot easier to sit through an episode
Can Jesse Frederick only do one song? Holy frick they all sound the same.
Perfect Strangers is his best work.
%C4%87
Did any of the Prefect Strangers cast ever show up on Family Matters?
No, but Balky and Larry filmed cameos that weren't used in the family matters pilot. Where things really get strange is Urkel exists in the Perfect Strangers and Step by Step universes simultaneously. Bronson Pinchot plays both Balky and Jean-Luc in said universes, while cousin larry plays two independent characters (one in the full house universe and obv perfect strangers). Urkel of course makes an appearance on Full House as well, thus proving that he transcends time and space.
frick your not joking. I legit thought someone had just pasted the full house theme over family matters for a solid 20 seconds
it was probably Execs telling him to keep making thew same song since it worked. They always want more and more of the exact same thing.
>thing makes frickin millions
gee i wonder why lol
i always thought Family Matters had the best intro theme song
Why the frick did they have to put the rollercoaster on the beach? My dad pointed this out to me as a kid and it is all I can think about now whenever I see this. What the frick were they thinking?
it was digitally put in, the show is in wisconsin (filmed in michigan?)
the theme park was 6flags in valencia i think but it's inland, think the lake was put over the parking lot
yes and it looks moronic
I'm a Cedar Pointchad. It's in Sandusky OH, built on the coast of Lake Eerie. They've had multiple problems building rollercoasters next to the beach and them sinking into the ground little by little each year.
Coasters on the shore get yanked first, which sucks cause they had quality coasters (Demon Drop!) but they were sinking. They replaced them with new coasters, assuming they had a new plan for the foundation, but they're also sinking. You can't beat the fricking view from the coasters on the lake though. Frickin beautiful.
Damn the Full House intro actually sucks, all the scenes are way too contrived and obviously just actors doing dumb shit people usually wouldn't do while the Step by Step scenes are mostly just things a family realistically does and everything feels coherent
Also Full House is shit by default because it just has way too many girls on the show
Wholesome normal-big-white-family sitcoms like this dying out is all to emblematic for the same thing happening in real life and it's sad
These sitcoms don't even feel like the past, they feel like a different universe altogether
That's how I feel about the whole past
boy meets world
I feel the show went too fricking wacky after season 1. I mean, a 30 year old '50s greaser as the main bully in a 1990s Philly school? C'mon.
It completely lost the plot of "Boy Meets World" and became "The Shawn Show". Topanga should've been with shawn, and Rachel, Angela, and Jack should've never existed.
>became "The Shawn Show"
Because Cory was a charisma void whiny c**t
Eric, Feeny and the parents where the only likeable ones
>the times were so good a quintessential Chad was the goof
Home Improvement
Kino
For me this was the funniest as a child. I much preferred the later seasons.
the first 'nigs are harmless, goyim' propaganda
It's funny that the actors playing Carl and Harriet gave a young Jaleel shit for doing the Myrtle bit.
Why, they were homophobic?
>Didn't realize stephon was just what jerral looks like in real life.
I like the wacky shit because i'm moronic but they ruined that show
Goddamn, times have really changed when I see a pic of Urkel and my first thought is how no cap bussin his outfit is.
he looks like the moronic stranger things boy but without the moronation
>gets the hottest girlfriend ever
>she won't frick jt because her last bf fricked her nonstop and dumped her
>gets a model looking chad roomate
>eventually bangs him after jt gets "jealous" and calls bullshit
jt turned into a fat loser but damn that sucks
This was good but sitcoms have aged like shit, especially that canned laughter.
Tool Time.
It was Home Improvement moron, tool time was the show Tim hosted
Same shit, different butthole.
I wanted to frick suzanne and all her girls holy shit they were hot
The other one was hotter
Al was hot af too
I want to watch Al and Topanga take turns slobbing on my knob.
Nobody remembers JT's manlet buddy, I think his name was Rich?, dude was a poon master. One episode he's taking Al to the drive in to make out and the next he's dating Dana.
I remember that dude he pops up as a voice actor in a bunch of stuff now. He was the bard in Skyrim.
Yeah, he was "Mr. X" in Eerie Indiana as well. And he was in my favorite Crypt episode about 4 boys taking down the local undertaker/murderer.
Frick. I don't wanna look up his name cause I should know it. He shares a last name with the cuck from The Notebook. They're not related in any way, but they're best friends in real life.
Jason Marsden of course
Ha, there we go! Jason Marsden. Dude popped up in everything I watched as a kid. Even the forgotten TGIF show "Almost Home" which starred a sexy young little chubster named Brittany Murphy.
I like my TGIF girls a little chunky.
Good lord her body hit the wall
She’s so fat now
>A Goofy Movie
>Spirited Away dub
>The homosexual from Static Shock
>Weekenders
I remember him and matched the voiced when he parody blues clues on FOP
have met him IRL, an absolute turbo-manlet
You can tell even back then
he's the butthole from jedi academy too
and wheelchair guy from extreme ghostbusters
he's actually got like 100 voice roles you'd probably recognize
The cat in Hocus Pocus off the top of my head.
goddammit!
i hate him because i'm jealous
Dana was a stone cold b***h and I always wondered what it would feel like to make out with her. And when I say make out, I mean eat out. I don't care if her pussy has dog breath.
Forgot pic. Am I the only one that expected she and JT to hook up? Their sexual tension was off the charts!
Dana thread please don't go
well shit, I guess I know what I'm edging too for the next 3 hours
>I want to watch Al and Topanga take turns slobbing on my knob.
Intro had that fake ocean next the roller coaster.
I remember the episode where the nerdy son figures out he can nerd out about baseball to connect with his dad.
I assume zoomers have zero equivalent of this because they freak out at the very thought of physical activity.
I remember the episode were Mark was gonna get a porno with some other dude. I think was called Naughty Nurses.
>his dad
anyone else watch these shows to try and simulate what it would be like to have a dad?
Mine always made me turn off the show because it aired exactly at dinnertime
Was that the one where he memorized like every piece of baseball trivia ever, but couldn’t answer the question “Why is it called an ‘inning’ when the game is played outside?”
I also like the one where he used math to hit homeruns.
I remember that too, literally the only thing I can recall about the show.
late 80s but pure kino
Jason too a turn for the worse when he divorced his wife, left the rest of the Severs behind, and started a new family in Canada.
I always thought that the curly haired girl would DEFINITELY grow up hot and I was 100% right.
holy shit it's that potatoface from critical roll
Laila_Lorennt is a dead on doublebanger.
It's weird that I seem to be the only person who thinks of Phenom when the words 'Ashley Johnson Sitcom' is mentioned. Like most 80s/90s sitcoms it had a great theme tune. Also Jennifer Lien was so hot in this.
Always took this to be knockoff Family Ties.
Tom Hanks was on Family Ties. His character got drunk and tried to rape Mallory.
Uncle Ned
Not as funny as I remember it 🙁
Charles In Charge? Now THAT was kino.
>Charles In Charge
Highly underrated.
Dude, ya gotta watch Blown Away. Nicole Eggert is such a dirty bawd in it. She fricks both Coreys. Which in irl, Alyssa Milano actually did (she dated both of them, so did Robyn Lively, Blake's older sister).
Also, tho movie is good. Mystery/thriller. Erotic.
It was ABC's family show while Family Ties was NBC. But yea, mostly the same shit.
More like white Cosby Show. Complete with doctor dad with a practice in the house and adopting troubled kid into the family. Also the older son having dumb near criminal buddies that got into trouble to teach a lesson to the viewer.
What a generic, boring title. Reminds me of Patton Oswalt's generic romcom title
>Feelin' Kinda Sorta
Home Improvement
went against the grain where the married couple had all boys before malcolm in the middle
Dana dating that annoying moron manlet killed the entire show. That and getting rid of Cody.
Holy crap you can watch this on Amazon Prime, nice.
No shit??
I wasn't gonna mention it, since it felt like a fever dream, but I remember an episode where the little nerd kid was pressured by his friends to have sex with the school bawd. This was the season that Balky Baltokomous was the gay hairdresser (replacing Cody cause he beat his wife).
But yeah, as a kid I remember getting a boner. I wanna look that episode up, cause I remember the bawd was a blonde little hottie, I think she played Brad's girlfriend on Home Improvement.
Married with Childeren and Home Improvement
I've never made it past the theme song and jerking off to the mom on ancensored. Is the show actually watchable or is it like Family Matters and Full House where people only watched it because they had very little options with cable during the time slot?
I remember it being pretty funny. But that was forever ago.
Alright, worth a shot. Thanks.
I mean, shit. I'm not OP, but to be honest, Step By Step had humor that I think translates well today. Shit like Family Matters and Full House would feel cringe on a rewatch.
Like you said, it had everything. Sexy MILF, sexy daughter, sexy dicky. Basically, whatever you're into, they got ya covered (for gays they got Sasha Mitchell).
I'll never get to go on a meth bender with her...
DJ was my waifu
eww
Literal goddess
Frick man. She was the one wasn't she? I was so horny back then that I didn't realize how perfect she was. I bet if she did 90210, her career woulda went somewhere.
Staci was on Al's podcast and they discussed Karen after talking about Allison Mack and the sex cult. They said Karen was indoctrinated into a cult as well and cut off all contact with her castmates even back when the show was still filming. Karen divorced her husband and tried to get onto the cult survivor bandwagon, but nobody was listening. She blamed her husband for brainwashing but it just came off as sour grapes.
I can understand why her cult story never caught on
It's hard to compete with branding and sex trafficking
>"Oh no! My husband made me go to church!"
worse things have been done by better men, ya dumb b***h Karen
It's all depressing: Staci never made it. Step by Step has been forgotten and will never get a sequel show.
You ever seen her film "Lisa"? She plays a dicky who has phone sex with a stranger and he turns out to be a serial killer.
Jesus, imagine
that face and body so infatuated with you that she would follow you into a cult and cut everyone else out of her life.
It was the first guy she fricked and she was underage when it happened. She cried "grooming", just like Nicole Eggert did vs Chachi (Baio). But when ya marry the dude, ya kinda lose your right to virtue signal.
>inb4 what happened with Scott Baio raping Eggert?
Took her to court. She was 18 at the time of sex. She went to his house. He took her virginity. Why? And this is Nicole's own words: "she wanted to be good at sex before she slept with her boyfriend for the first time."
That boyfriend? Corey Haim. Thank god he died before Nicole started her #MeToo rampage.
>she wanted to be good at sex before she slept with her boyfriend for the first time
just like my japanese comic books
I know, I know. But it's her legit thought process at the time. Believe it or not, but back then, there wasn't "my body, my choice". There wasn't "I'm gonna frick every man I meet cause frick Trump!".
Back then, when girls had sex for the first time, it was a big deal and they wanted to be good at it.
>Believe it or not
It's a woman's thought process. Why wouldn't I believe it?
Sexy
Fresh Prince was better
>all these Dana simps
>no mention of Karen
What's wrong with you people
that episode where karen lands a modeling gig and carol goes with her and the running gag is that they keep putting her in skimpier and bawdtier outfits and carol keeps telling everyone that she's only 14 years old! and its played like carol is just being an over protective mother...
Frickin kills me whenever I see adult Ben. He looks like such a frickin boner, lol. Then when they introduced Leo, holy shit, he musta been fricking furious!!
>(producer) "So Ben isn't getting girls wet like Kirk does, so what do we do? We hire a blonde lookalike, but cooler and way more attractive. Let's call him Ben II."
Frick she got bogged hard
I've seen worse. I've fricked worse.
>I've seen worse. I've fricked worse.
Stop trying to turn this into a LARP thread, incel.
Sorry bro. I've fricked girls that look like her, it ain't hard.
tbf she was born bogged
she just decided to go all the way
Can you imagine if step by step was out today? O thing but coomer threads 24/7
The episode where Frank's old buddy uncle so and so is in town, and takes JT to the Boom Boom Room
watching this made me wish my family was normal
Going placessss
*Boat driving
why did they replace dopy chad with metro sexual hair stylist as the one guy outside of the family that lived with them?
he got arrested or something
he roundhouse kicked his wife through a glass slider
Who wants some of that sweet Sweetin Juice?
I read her book. She considers her peak to be her last season of FH. She claims everybody loved her then. Everyone who was anyone came to her LA hotel parties after the club.
She admits she had drugs bought and on display before guests even arrived. This was because of her personal drug addiction, see. And not because nobody would hang with her for *gasp* free drugs. That was inconsequential in her mind.
If you want more HOTT GOSS on these TGIF sloots, just reply to this post with:
>"Feeeed me tha ju-ice, buuuddy"
But you must post a picture of who you're asking about.
>>"Feeeed me tha ju-ice, buuuddy"
i want to bust a nut all over her breasts
Perv
Have you seen the incest episode that didnt air?
Frick this stupid show. That theme park that you'd love to go to seen in the intro wasn't actually on the shore of Lake Michigan and I have felt nothing but betrayal ever since.
Boy Meets World was my jam. It's too bad Gilrl Meets World ended before we got a Rachel cameo. She was cute! Wonder what she is up to now.
>In the show she is happy and successful
>Irl she has two black wieners in her ass as I type
Fiction can never change the reality of women. It's too bad she got bogged beyond repair and didn't look as she did in your gif
Full House > Family Matters 1-4 > Boy Meeets World 2-5, > Step By Step > Boy Meets World 1, 6-7 > Family Matters 5-9
homosexual
Yeah, you are.
>Stephanie from Full House
I can't believe Joey didn't hi let this. He let underage Alanna blow him in a theater.
her breasts look disappointing
Was Blossom kino?
for me it's carmen
Why did they replace this actress with the much hotter Aimee Garcia?
Al is still pretty hot I think
MWC was the best