>Hound jobs to Brienne out of nowhere >Tywin gets killed >followed by a whole season of sandsnakes
I still like GoT in its entirety but holy fricking shit, the harsh drop off post season 4 is absolutely fricking wild. When it was airing I dropped the show until the final season and got caught up.
Jon is a great character in the books and Sansa was just finally coming into her own in Feast. In the show I think they were both done poorly, especially Sansa. Jon is a very stoic character so it's hard to make him sympathetic in the show where you can't hear his internal monologue
His plan with the Boltons was moronic and literally made no sense but they didn’t have a fake Arya or anyway to keep them in the story so I guess that’s why they did it like that. He had no reason to ally with the Boltons, he should’ve just married Sansa after her aunt died and it would’ve secured his position in the Vale more. It helps the Boltons but it doesn’t really do anything for him that I can tell
7 months ago
Anonymous
He would’ve had to have known that Sansa would get abused and that would make it so Jon would bring his wilding army to help save her and take over Winterfell… really all he did by giving Sansa away to the Boltons was get her raped and then she escaped, and they just defeated the Bolton army which they didn’t need Sansa to get raped and held captive for unless Little Finger calculated that was the only way to get Jon to help, but I don’t think Jon even had the army yet or he could’ve had the foresight and knowledge to know that, and with Sansa in the Vale she would still have influence with her brother
7 months ago
Anonymous
If they still cared about character motives, I think Little Finger’s plan would’ve been to wait a very long time and eventually have Sansa poison Ramsay after Roose died, or maybe poison them both. That’s what he did with Lysa. That would be giving the show the benefit of the doubt because I’m pretty sure all the writing was just to move the plot along, and if they were still making the characters rational, there’s a lot of problems with even that plan
>Sansa's Arc was butchered with that Bolton shit.
Can't have Littlefinger come off likable in that storyline like he is in the books, he actually loves Sansa for the most part, and is very kind and gentle with her
I think he’s morbidly fascinating. He’s like a dark version of Stannis. In the books he faces off against him more too. I liked the show version of him too because he has some funny quirks and interesting scenes. Also because he’s so detached and logical like Stannis you can sort of understand his way of thinking because as a viewer/reader, you’re somewhat equally as unattached as they are going through the story
The only reason they changed her was because she is pushed by her mother to seduce Robb, and this show constantly made changes to female characters to make them less culpable/more likable
It really pissed me off that they changed Sansa to NOT be responsible for Ned's execution
He's going to take the girls and flee KL in the night after Robert dies, but Sansa runs to tell Cersei, because she wants to marry Joffrey
Its the same thing in HotD. They are white washing her just like all the other women characters. Because it would be sexist if a female character had flaws.
no they are making Matt Smiths character responsible for it. Too many people liked him in the 1st season so they are making him directly responsible for hiring Blood and Cheese.
7 months ago
Anonymous
But he is in canon.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Cheese and the swordsman called Blood were employed by Mysaria, Prince Daemon Targaryen's spymaster, to slay one of the sons of Aemond's older brother, King Aegon II Targaryen.[1]
The spymaster was.
7 months ago
Anonymous
and honestly Daemon probably was in on it but the show filmed him sneaking into Kings Landing and hiring Blood and Cheese himself.
7 months ago
Anonymous
This.
I gonna be surprised if they let Mysaria anywhere near the plan, since she is a woman and therefore cant do anything wrong.
7 months ago
Anonymous
The less scenes and lines given to that god awful actress the better imo.
7 months ago
Anonymous
In the book, Daemon wrote or said “A son for a son” so he almost certainly devised the plan complete with its extra dark twist. In the show though, they will probably have him actually be Blood, kill Cheese when he tries to back out of the killing, throw the kid out the window onto spikes, and then scream, “I’M BAD! I’M A TOXIC MALE! HATE ME! HATE MEEEEE!”
7 months ago
Anonymous
I don’t think anything can top that YAS QUEEN that never was moment when she killed hundreds to peasants in the dragon pit just so she could mean mug the Greens and fly off.
7 months ago
Anonymous
That was hilarious
7 months ago
Anonymous
It was even more hilarious when watching the behind the scenes part and ol and behold who changed the script to have that feminist moment? A fricking woman. It was hilariously childish how she described coming up with it. She thought it was some master stroke that would be a cornerstone of her career.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Women writers really are a fricking joke. They ruin everything they touch with very few exceptions
7 months ago
Anonymous
And guess what anon! After the new writers agreement, there’s gonna be 20 writers in every room and most have to be colored or gay preferably both!
7 months ago
Anonymous
I can't wait
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, that WAS moronic, what the frick? Not only does it make her a complete psychopath who’s okay with killing innocent peasants (in a crowd that probably had children and babies in it), but the peasants would never support the blacks after that since she joined their side. She would’ve turned every peasant and probably a lot of lords against their side and made it impossible for Raynay to rule
7 months ago
Anonymous
That scene felt bad to watch. So did the part where Ser Kristen slammed that old guy’s head on that marble ball and instantly killed him out of nowhere. On one hand it would’ve been King’s Landing 9/11 attack, but they do have dragons so I don’t know what repercussions that could actually face from the peasants or other lords. It’s like having nukes
7 months ago
Anonymous
It would’ve been used as propaganda against them immediately. Rhaenys was a cold blooded psycho who looked at peasants the same way she looks at inspects. And she’s also a godless hedon who destroyed a sacred sept. They needed to legitimize Ameon which is why they anointed him in front of the crowd, because in medieval societies even peasants have very minimal rights and importance. Otto Hightower would have every lord and peasant on his side by that point. But Rhaenyra would have to execute Rhaenras on the spot once she returned if she wanted a chance at legitimacy
7 months ago
Anonymous
Personally, if it were me and I were Rhaenyra, I would have her stripped naked and tied to a cross and then sent back to King’s Landing, so the peasants whose family members she killed can tear her apart bit by bit and have their way with her
7 months ago
Anonymous
I have the feeling for some reason that she’s probably a sexual masochist and you’re giving her the best execution possible
7 months ago
Anonymous
That’s a bit extreme innit?
7 months ago
Anonymous
No. Her life can’t repay the debt of the 100’s of lives she stole, nor will her suffering be equal to the amount of suffering she caused the injured and people grieving their lost loved ones. But it will be some small consolation to them by torturing her to death, and it might provide some minor solace to their pain once they get justice. Also I could rape her too and she would deserve it
7 months ago
Anonymous
>t. Edgy McEdgelord
7 months ago
Anonymous
Come on I literally wrote that as a set up for the rape joke. She would deserve it but if she was my aunt or grandma I would just give her an instant death realistically
7 months ago
Anonymous
Greens started the war, lost every battle (lmaos), and have a dead line. Blacks won.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Ack!
7 months ago
Anonymous
>"If they search the Seven Hells, mayhaps."
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Greens started the war, lost every battle (lmaos), and have a dead line
Aren't the Blackfyres descended from the greens somehow?
7 months ago
Anonymous
No. There is no surviving Green line. The Blackfyres come from an illegitimate mixing of Aerys III and Viserys II's lines. Aerys III's Green queen died was murdered by FRICKING PEAKES before they had any children, since she was still a child herself.
7 months ago
Anonymous
No, they descend from the Blacks through Aegon IV
7 months ago
Anonymous
I wonder how they are gonna white wash her rule over King Landing in the show.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I love Monke, she's so cute.
7 months ago
Anonymous
She's a bawd
7 months ago
Anonymous
*grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FRICK OFF!?!?!!
7 months ago
Anonymous
She is a bawd though. She’s so loose her uncle couldn’t even rape her. She’s a disgrace
7 months ago
Anonymous
Would a bawd do this? Checkmate. Now stay away from my wife.
7 months ago
Anonymous
It's true. Just look at the shite tattoos she got recently, it's over
Yes, but she's MY bawd!!!
Actually, she's the Realm's bawd
7 months ago
Anonymous
Would a bawd do this? Checkmate. Now stay away from my wife.
She's so fricking cute bros, I can't even
7 months ago
Anonymous
>you will never get this >you will never get this >alalala
7 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine being Criston in that scene and getting to be all like "damn, Rhaenyra, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and cute monke face. I would totally have sex with you, both for procreation and pleasure" when all he really wants to do is cuddle with her and kiss her nose. Like seriously imagine getting to be Criston and not only sit in that chair while Rhaenyra flaunts her smol body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her perfect areolas, and just sit there, hour after hour, while she rubs up on you. Not only getting to appreciate her adorable chimp noises but her playful attitude as all her haindmaidens tells her she's STILL THE QUEEN and DAMN, ALICENT HAS SEX LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who get to sit there and watch her autistic fricking monke face contort into levels of cuteness you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing as befits a noble knight of the King's Guard. You've never even seen anything this fricking cute before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, confidently assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "monke-esque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the body she worked so hard for with dragon riding in the previous months. And then the Princess calls for another round, and you know you could kill every single Green in this kingdom before the Hightowers wipe the smile from her face, so you sit there and pleasure her, because you're fricking Criston. You're not going to disobey the rightful heir to the iron throne over this. Just appreciate it. Lean back and appreciate it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You can't even, but I can. Get outta the way, loser
7 months ago
Anonymous
stfu
Your favorite movies
- Fight fight fight
- An idiot saves the president
- Rich boy hero 4
I'm more of a Fight Fight Fight kind of guy myself
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, but she's MY bawd!!!
7 months ago
Anonymous
>On one hand it would’ve been King’s Landing 9/11 attack, but they do have dragons so I don’t know what repercussions that could actually face from the peasants or other lords. It’s like having nukes
Rhaenys immediately sided with Rhaenyra, so realistically both of them would be tarred as mass murderers and hated by all of King's Landing forever, if not the rest of the realm.
However it's funny you mention 9/11, because the realy GoT 9/11 was Cersei blowing up Baelor's Sept and the aftermath of that was her becoming Queen and nobody having a problem with it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, they will push ALL the blame on Daemon, and Rhaenyra will be incredibly distraught...
Holy frick you guys are right. This show is gonna be really shit without Milly Alwiener and Viserys. Daemon and Aemond are going to have to hard carry the show
The only reason they changed her was because she is pushed by her mother to seduce Robb, and this show constantly made changes to female characters to make them less culpable/more likable
>this show constantly made changes to female characters to make them less culpable/more likable
then why don't i like any of the female characters?
niggle me that batman
And I’m pretty sure the only people they were aiming to make them more likable to were the strong women on twitter or something. They made Sansa, Arya and Dany Mary Sues characters when all of them were originally likable
After the red wedding but it was already coming as soon as they started making significant changes and dropping entire characters and storylines because they "didn't like them"
Like frick you homosexuals, just adapt the fricking source
when they killed the brother, he was the only other legitimate protagonist on that side of the world. Everyone knew that the whole khalessi storyline was shithouse. Dragons > Horses.
If Khal Drogo was any more wooden he would be Greek.
It died as soon as they decided that the new characters from books 4 and 5 were not relevant. You can't have Dorne without Arianne or the Greyjoys without Vic. Tyrion wandering alone with Jorah is also stupid without him first finding Aegon. The show was shitty because the main characters lacked their actual plots and direction. They had to make Jaime go back to Cersei because they cut the Riverlands plot. That's a total devolution of his character and progress.
It was a slow descent. People shit on S5 but in live time it was still massively successful and everyone forgave the missteps. S6 brought out some grumbling but people were mostly still on board. S7 brought existential dread and panic with some people still holding out hope they we’re rushing to the finish line because the conclusion was just that good. If I had to pick a singular episode where they finally killed all good will and earned the ire of the fanbase as a whole, it would be s8e03. Just a god awful episode that ruin’s that last bit of character development and destroys the shows main antagonist in the least satisfying way possible. Even the holdouts at this point were devastated.
s8e03 is absolutely correct. When horseface jumped out of the shadows to end the Night King with no buildup, no thematic connection, no reason other than ~~*subverting expectations*~~, that's when everyone knew it was over. Nobody had any hope after that. It was just watching the car crash in slow motion.
homie we type in one go and don’t stop to double check grammar or spelling mistakes. Approximately 80% of my posts consist of one or more autocorrect errors. Yes I’m a zoomer who is phone posting. There’s nothing wrong with that. Except for this time I actually did double check and fixed 2 errors because if I didn’t I think people would assume I did that on purpose as a joke to prove a point
Based and correct. I started checking out in season 4, and actually skipped episodes and fast-forwarded through most of them in season 5. I had stopped being interested in the series by the time season 7 came out.
It was stupid, but what made it spectacularly bad was Asha (oh wait, Yara) sailing ALL THE WAY AROUND Westeros, getting into the Dreadfort, then giving up and running away from Ramsay. Just total nonsense.
season 5 when it went off-script.
Books 4 and 5 weren't great but there was 4 seasons worth of material there. And after the omission of stuff like Aegon "Targaryen" you get compounding issues resulting in Cersei being queen for some reason, etc.
Also turning Lovecraftian abomination Euron into some horny pirate was bad
This guy did an analysis and George didn't write shit from 2012-2019. He was passing off cut content as new chapters. 3 months after this video came out GRRM came out confirming it was pretty much right
>This guy did an analysis and George didn't write shit from 2012-2019. He was passing off cut content as new chapters. 3 months after this video came out GRRM came out confirming it was pretty much right
I know
GRRM came out saying that he still has to write 500 pages and that the cut content from ADWD is 500-600 pages and that most of the stuff that he wrote was in 2020-2021 during Covid lockdowns
TWOW is supposed to be 1500 manuscript pages
>500 pages in 2 years
Winds releasing next year LET'S GOOOO
7 months ago
Anonymous
meant for
GRRM came out saying that he still has to write 500 pages and that the cut content from ADWD is 500-600 pages and that most of the stuff that he wrote was in 2020-2021 during Covid lockdowns
TWOW is supposed to be 1500 manuscript pages
7 months ago
Anonymous
>500 pages in 2 years
Winds releasing next year LET'S GOOOO
The problem is that GRRM isn't locked in his house scared of the flu anymore so he is once again distracted. Also he's working on S2 of Fire and Blood
7 months ago
Anonymous
A dream of spring is NEVER seeing the light though
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm honestly ok with that. I care about TWOW because Dance ends on like 10 different cliffhangers [battles of fire, ice, steel, and blood, Jon Snow's resurrection, Jamie being taken by Stoneheart, Dany dying of dysentery in the Dothraki Sea, Sam having the Horn of Winter in Oldtown, etc.] and most of the actual action in the book is cut content that has been sitting on GRRM's desk since 2012
7 months ago
Anonymous
pretty sure he will has some plot lines saved just in case
7 months ago
Anonymous
The fat frick is living on borrowed time, those books will never be released.
I knew this was going to be shit as soon as I saw how fat GRRM was, long before the show even came out.
I've never seen an episode of the show or read any of the books, which makes me better than all of you.
I could totally get behind the new Snow show if they portray Bran as the bad guy that manipulated everything so he could be King. And it isn't Bran at all. The real Bran is stuck in a tree and the night king or bloodraven or whatever is in his body. Jon has to go south and take out Bran somehow.
and even the book ending is a bit deeper than aria going anime style on the night king.
but i agree. i'd totally like that bran stuff if it even becomes cannon. maybe GRRM has some shit like that planned.
he alluded to dany going crazy ever since he compared dragons to nukes
It was produced by HBO which is an American entertainment company, although it was shot mainly in Scotland and other parts of Europe thoughever to be fair as it may be. Many of the actors are also not American actors. I think it’s best to call it a hybrid since it was written and produced by Americans but shot in Europe and influenced by European actors
I remember complaining loudly to everyone when season 4 or 5 was coming out about how they were skipping certain plot lines and how it might snowball/butterfly effect the show into being bad once they were writing entirely new stuff that wasn't in the books.
At the time, lmao imagine criticising the biggest show ever? and now, in retrospect...
>The King's visiting. Make sure we put the horse-moron up front next to my son. He'll be important to the plot in like 4 seasons.
If you want to go even earlier its the character assassination of Waymar Royce.
The Night Watch lord from the first chapter. >The Other slid forward on silent feet. In its hand was a longsword like none that Will had ever seen. No human metal had gone into the forging of that blade. It was alive with moonlight, translucent, a shard of crystal so thin that it seemed almost to vanish when seen edge-on. There was a faint blue shimmer to the thing, a ghost-light that played around its edges, and somehow Will knew it was sharper than any razor. >Ser Waymar met him bravely. "Dance with me then." He lifted his sword high over his head, defiant. His hands trembled from the weight of it, or perhaps from the cold. Yet in that moment, Will thought, he was a boy no longer, but a man of the Night's Watch. >Ser Waymar Royce found his fury. "For Robert!" he shouted, and he came up snarling, lifting the frost-covered longsword with both hands and swinging it around in a flat sidearm slash with all his weight behind it. The Other's parry was almost lazy.
Season 4. It was half good because a lot of the good actors were still around, but 4 is the start of the writers not having a fricking clue.
They planned for the first 3 seasons and after that was done, so were they.
Arya, Bran and Daenerys are terrible actors on this show.
I mean, they're good actors when they're kids, but after that...
Emilia Clarke otherwise was always a bad actoress. I like her as a person but not as an actoress. Just compare her with Jorah and you will see the diference.
I was really annoyed when they messed up Dorne. They even had Julian Bashir as Doran. They are also Targaryen loyalists and it would’ve fit in nicely with Daenerys returning.
>were upset about Oberyn’s death >time to slaughter his entire family and destroy his country
Cersei became my instant favorite character, at least post-s4 character because of how she tortured and made these gay sandbawds suffer horribly and basically killed every single obnoxious S5-6 character i fricking hated like the high sparrow and the Highgardens and the sandies and all those Black folk. Cersei is goat >jamie_and_cersei_at_the_restaurant_at_the_end_of_the_dark_knight_rises.webp
>and made these gay sandbawds suffer horribly and basically killed every single obnoxious
I came. The septa rape with "shame, shame, shame" was pure kino too.
The last few seasons were dogshit but shitposting in the /got/ generals was really fun once everyone gave up the cope and accepted it was terrible >when all the leaks for the final seasons turned out to be true
Lmao
Late season 3 where they added a scene where Tyrion promises Shae unimaginable riches and she turns him down.
That was the first time they ruined a good storyline by inventing completely nonsensical contradictory shit and showed that they have absolutely no idea what they're doing. Realistically should have just stopped watching there.
Of all things why shirtless Ramsay? He was balls deep in his crazy fricktoy when they Greyjoys came and he just pulled up his pants and grabbed a sword on the way out the door, of all the dumb shit in the show I don’t get why this one is memed.
because he walks into a brawl against the "fiercest fighters on the Iron Islands" with no armour on at all and defeats them unscathed
back in season 1 they made a big deal about armour keeping you alive, but here its not a thing because they wanted to show how "badass" ramsay is
This. Book Ramsay was never supposed to be this uber big bad that everyone in westeros should fear. He's a shitty little psycho bastard that only has anything at all because his father is Roose. He likes to torture people and be sadistic, that doesn't suddenly make him capable of easily defeating half a dozen armored, experienced opponents while taking no damage. It was eye rollingly idiotic and obvious they needed to pull out of their ass some new evil enemy to carry the show for a while as they had run out of anything interesting.
He slowly walks towards his dogs and it's treated like he's pulling out a nuke. They are a bunch of soldiers in armor with swords and shields. A shirtless dual wielding man has a key to dog cages and this is so terrifying that they abandon their mission and run away. There is even a hard comedy cut to them running to the boats.
she literally did what her father was attempting to do moron
burn king's landing
if anything jaime should've been the one to put that rabid b***h down instead of " UH DUNT WUNT EET"
S4E9 53:14
this
I forgot how fricking bad the colour grading was in this show, I can't see shit
Incorrect, the point of no return was when Tyrion and Jaime hugged
I liked the random throwaway line where Jaime was like “oh yeah, that maester tried to touch me” thougheverbeit in that scene
This
The cutting of Tysha ruined Tyrion's character
>not the previous scene where they omit tysha from canon
0/10 post
Tysha is mentioned but not that Tyrion participated in her rape too.
even worse is they brought her up and then dropped her altogether
You're close, but that episode ends well. It's the start of S5 where the show really becomes irredeemably bad
>Hound jobs to Brienne out of nowhere
>Tywin gets killed
>followed by a whole season of sandsnakes
I still like GoT in its entirety but holy fricking shit, the harsh drop off post season 4 is absolutely fricking wild. When it was airing I dropped the show until the final season and got caught up.
season 5. everything after Hardhome
s5 when the sneks appear
But Snake 3 breasts were te best in the show.
I made a list of my favorite characters. Here’s my favorite characters
Favorite characters:
Stannis Baratheon
Roose Bolton
Hound
Jaime Lannister
Robert Baratheon
Based Characters but non favorites:
Ned Stark
Rob Stark
Jon Snow
Sansa
Bronn
Tyrion
Here’s a list of shit characters:
Arya Stark
Brianne
Cersei
Samuel Tully (yes, I’m not sexiest a man made the list)
Everyone else is good and entertaining or just boring
Let me know if you agree or disagree with my list in the comment section below
Your favorite movies
- Fight fight fight
- An idiot saves the president
- Rich boy hero 4
>didn't mention BOATS
ngmi
Jon and Sansa are shitty caracteres, Tyrion was kinda based, but became progressively moronic and Bronn was flanderised to hell.
Jon is a great character in the books and Sansa was just finally coming into her own in Feast. In the show I think they were both done poorly, especially Sansa. Jon is a very stoic character so it's hard to make him sympathetic in the show where you can't hear his internal monologue
I like them in the Books, but the show version of Jon became a braindead last action hero, and Sansa's Arc was butchered with that Bolton shit.
>littlefinger finally gets Sansa all to himself and he gives her away to the Boltons
worst writing evar
His plan with the Boltons was moronic and literally made no sense but they didn’t have a fake Arya or anyway to keep them in the story so I guess that’s why they did it like that. He had no reason to ally with the Boltons, he should’ve just married Sansa after her aunt died and it would’ve secured his position in the Vale more. It helps the Boltons but it doesn’t really do anything for him that I can tell
He would’ve had to have known that Sansa would get abused and that would make it so Jon would bring his wilding army to help save her and take over Winterfell… really all he did by giving Sansa away to the Boltons was get her raped and then she escaped, and they just defeated the Bolton army which they didn’t need Sansa to get raped and held captive for unless Little Finger calculated that was the only way to get Jon to help, but I don’t think Jon even had the army yet or he could’ve had the foresight and knowledge to know that, and with Sansa in the Vale she would still have influence with her brother
If they still cared about character motives, I think Little Finger’s plan would’ve been to wait a very long time and eventually have Sansa poison Ramsay after Roose died, or maybe poison them both. That’s what he did with Lysa. That would be giving the show the benefit of the doubt because I’m pretty sure all the writing was just to move the plot along, and if they were still making the characters rational, there’s a lot of problems with even that plan
>Sansa's Arc was butchered with that Bolton shit.
Can't have Littlefinger come off likable in that storyline like he is in the books, he actually loves Sansa for the most part, and is very kind and gentle with her
show jon doesn't have an internal monologue and cannot picture an apple
True.
What was it about Roose that you liked? I don't hate him but he didn't seem interesting to me at all until I read the books.
I think he’s morbidly fascinating. He’s like a dark version of Stannis. In the books he faces off against him more too. I liked the show version of him too because he has some funny quirks and interesting scenes. Also because he’s so detached and logical like Stannis you can sort of understand his way of thinking because as a viewer/reader, you’re somewhat equally as unattached as they are going through the story
>sexiest
He's clearly a Boats bro
>Bri(e)nne
Most kino book chapters.
>Muh Honor
nothing more useless and laughable
Literally the fantasy equivalent of fridays for future
I found them quite comfy
i barely remember a single scene after season 4 except for the ones that were so bad, they were memed to death like the sand snakes or arya vs brienne
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Season 5. Jaime and Bronn in Dorne
Sophie pooped her pants
The aroma
The goblin was molesting her
When Robert and Ned died.
How do you even keep watching it after that?
This. Absolute trash writing
Goddamn, the show was comfy back then
No shitty grey filters. Things didn't have to be grand and amazing
/thread
Unironically when I dropped it.
When season 1 ended
S4 E10 where Bran and the gang fight Spooky Scary Skellingtons, and little girls dressed in leaves cast Fireball on them
they should've had tim burton direct this episode
When season 1 began
They plagiarized Outlander. Talisa didn't come from the future, but she had the same liberal values.
The only reason they changed her was because she is pushed by her mother to seduce Robb, and this show constantly made changes to female characters to make them less culpable/more likable
>and this show constantly made changes to female characters to make them less culpable/more likable
This too
It really pissed me off that they changed Sansa to NOT be responsible for Ned's execution
He's going to take the girls and flee KL in the night after Robert dies, but Sansa runs to tell Cersei, because she wants to marry Joffrey
Oh frick I forgot about that
Its the same thing in HotD. They are white washing her just like all the other women characters. Because it would be sexist if a female character had flaws.
I can't wait until they make Blood & Cheese an accident or something somehow next season lol
no they are making Matt Smiths character responsible for it. Too many people liked him in the 1st season so they are making him directly responsible for hiring Blood and Cheese.
But he is in canon.
>Cheese and the swordsman called Blood were employed by Mysaria, Prince Daemon Targaryen's spymaster, to slay one of the sons of Aemond's older brother, King Aegon II Targaryen.[1]
The spymaster was.
and honestly Daemon probably was in on it but the show filmed him sneaking into Kings Landing and hiring Blood and Cheese himself.
This.
I gonna be surprised if they let Mysaria anywhere near the plan, since she is a woman and therefore cant do anything wrong.
The less scenes and lines given to that god awful actress the better imo.
In the book, Daemon wrote or said “A son for a son” so he almost certainly devised the plan complete with its extra dark twist. In the show though, they will probably have him actually be Blood, kill Cheese when he tries to back out of the killing, throw the kid out the window onto spikes, and then scream, “I’M BAD! I’M A TOXIC MALE! HATE ME! HATE MEEEEE!”
I don’t think anything can top that YAS QUEEN that never was moment when she killed hundreds to peasants in the dragon pit just so she could mean mug the Greens and fly off.
That was hilarious
It was even more hilarious when watching the behind the scenes part and ol and behold who changed the script to have that feminist moment? A fricking woman. It was hilariously childish how she described coming up with it. She thought it was some master stroke that would be a cornerstone of her career.
Women writers really are a fricking joke. They ruin everything they touch with very few exceptions
And guess what anon! After the new writers agreement, there’s gonna be 20 writers in every room and most have to be colored or gay preferably both!
I can't wait
Yeah, that WAS moronic, what the frick? Not only does it make her a complete psychopath who’s okay with killing innocent peasants (in a crowd that probably had children and babies in it), but the peasants would never support the blacks after that since she joined their side. She would’ve turned every peasant and probably a lot of lords against their side and made it impossible for Raynay to rule
That scene felt bad to watch. So did the part where Ser Kristen slammed that old guy’s head on that marble ball and instantly killed him out of nowhere. On one hand it would’ve been King’s Landing 9/11 attack, but they do have dragons so I don’t know what repercussions that could actually face from the peasants or other lords. It’s like having nukes
It would’ve been used as propaganda against them immediately. Rhaenys was a cold blooded psycho who looked at peasants the same way she looks at inspects. And she’s also a godless hedon who destroyed a sacred sept. They needed to legitimize Ameon which is why they anointed him in front of the crowd, because in medieval societies even peasants have very minimal rights and importance. Otto Hightower would have every lord and peasant on his side by that point. But Rhaenyra would have to execute Rhaenras on the spot once she returned if she wanted a chance at legitimacy
Personally, if it were me and I were Rhaenyra, I would have her stripped naked and tied to a cross and then sent back to King’s Landing, so the peasants whose family members she killed can tear her apart bit by bit and have their way with her
I have the feeling for some reason that she’s probably a sexual masochist and you’re giving her the best execution possible
That’s a bit extreme innit?
No. Her life can’t repay the debt of the 100’s of lives she stole, nor will her suffering be equal to the amount of suffering she caused the injured and people grieving their lost loved ones. But it will be some small consolation to them by torturing her to death, and it might provide some minor solace to their pain once they get justice. Also I could rape her too and she would deserve it
>t. Edgy McEdgelord
Come on I literally wrote that as a set up for the rape joke. She would deserve it but if she was my aunt or grandma I would just give her an instant death realistically
Greens started the war, lost every battle (lmaos), and have a dead line. Blacks won.
>Ack!
>"If they search the Seven Hells, mayhaps."
>Greens started the war, lost every battle (lmaos), and have a dead line
Aren't the Blackfyres descended from the greens somehow?
No. There is no surviving Green line. The Blackfyres come from an illegitimate mixing of Aerys III and Viserys II's lines. Aerys III's Green queen died was murdered by FRICKING PEAKES before they had any children, since she was still a child herself.
No, they descend from the Blacks through Aegon IV
I wonder how they are gonna white wash her rule over King Landing in the show.
I love Monke, she's so cute.
She's a bawd
*grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FRICK OFF!?!?!!
She is a bawd though. She’s so loose her uncle couldn’t even rape her. She’s a disgrace
Would a bawd do this? Checkmate. Now stay away from my wife.
It's true. Just look at the shite tattoos she got recently, it's over
Actually, she's the Realm's bawd
She's so fricking cute bros, I can't even
>you will never get this
>you will never get this
>alalala
Imagine being Criston in that scene and getting to be all like "damn, Rhaenyra, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and cute monke face. I would totally have sex with you, both for procreation and pleasure" when all he really wants to do is cuddle with her and kiss her nose. Like seriously imagine getting to be Criston and not only sit in that chair while Rhaenyra flaunts her smol body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her perfect areolas, and just sit there, hour after hour, while she rubs up on you. Not only getting to appreciate her adorable chimp noises but her playful attitude as all her haindmaidens tells her she's STILL THE QUEEN and DAMN, ALICENT HAS SEX LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who get to sit there and watch her autistic fricking monke face contort into levels of cuteness you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing as befits a noble knight of the King's Guard. You've never even seen anything this fricking cute before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, confidently assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "monke-esque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the body she worked so hard for with dragon riding in the previous months. And then the Princess calls for another round, and you know you could kill every single Green in this kingdom before the Hightowers wipe the smile from her face, so you sit there and pleasure her, because you're fricking Criston. You're not going to disobey the rightful heir to the iron throne over this. Just appreciate it. Lean back and appreciate it.
You can't even, but I can. Get outta the way, loser
stfu
I'm more of a Fight Fight Fight kind of guy myself
Yes, but she's MY bawd!!!
>On one hand it would’ve been King’s Landing 9/11 attack, but they do have dragons so I don’t know what repercussions that could actually face from the peasants or other lords. It’s like having nukes
Rhaenys immediately sided with Rhaenyra, so realistically both of them would be tarred as mass murderers and hated by all of King's Landing forever, if not the rest of the realm.
However it's funny you mention 9/11, because the realy GoT 9/11 was Cersei blowing up Baelor's Sept and the aftermath of that was her becoming Queen and nobody having a problem with it.
Holy frick you guys are right. This show is gonna be really shit without Milly Alwiener and Viserys. Daemon and Aemond are going to have to hard carry the show
Nah, they will push ALL the blame on Daemon, and Rhaenyra will be incredibly distraught...
>this show constantly made changes to female characters to make them less culpable/more likable
then why don't i like any of the female characters?
niggle me that batman
>then why don't i like any of the female characters?
You're gay.
Because they're boring and unrealistic. The characters from the books are interesting because they behave like real women do
And I’m pretty sure the only people they were aiming to make them more likable to were the strong women on twitter or something. They made Sansa, Arya and Dany Mary Sues characters when all of them were originally likable
give more examples
I'm from khazakstan
Talisa isn't a peasant
After the red wedding but it was already coming as soon as they started making significant changes and dropping entire characters and storylines because they "didn't like them"
Like frick you homosexuals, just adapt the fricking source
bad pussy
when they killed the brother, he was the only other legitimate protagonist on that side of the world. Everyone knew that the whole khalessi storyline was shithouse. Dragons > Horses.
If Khal Drogo was any more wooden he would be Greek.
It died as soon as they decided that the new characters from books 4 and 5 were not relevant. You can't have Dorne without Arianne or the Greyjoys without Vic. Tyrion wandering alone with Jorah is also stupid without him first finding Aegon. The show was shitty because the main characters lacked their actual plots and direction. They had to make Jaime go back to Cersei because they cut the Riverlands plot. That's a total devolution of his character and progress.
When they decided to adapt a book series that wasn't finished
It was a slow descent. People shit on S5 but in live time it was still massively successful and everyone forgave the missteps. S6 brought out some grumbling but people were mostly still on board. S7 brought existential dread and panic with some people still holding out hope they we’re rushing to the finish line because the conclusion was just that good. If I had to pick a singular episode where they finally killed all good will and earned the ire of the fanbase as a whole, it would be s8e03. Just a god awful episode that ruin’s that last bit of character development and destroys the shows main antagonist in the least satisfying way possible. Even the holdouts at this point were devastated.
it had been bad for quite a while already... but this is the moment that hit me the hardest
s8e03 is absolutely correct. When horseface jumped out of the shadows to end the Night King with no buildup, no thematic connection, no reason other than ~~*subverting expectations*~~, that's when everyone knew it was over. Nobody had any hope after that. It was just watching the car crash in slow motion.
>they we're rushing
>ruin's
How do you fricking ADD apostrophes? How's that a mistake that exists?
homie we type in one go and don’t stop to double check grammar or spelling mistakes. Approximately 80% of my posts consist of one or more autocorrect errors. Yes I’m a zoomer who is phone posting. There’s nothing wrong with that. Except for this time I actually did double check and fixed 2 errors because if I didn’t I think people would assume I did that on purpose as a joke to prove a point
i sometimes go back and add spelling mistakes if i'm baitposting tbh
greengrocers' apostrophes are common, the we're is probably phone autocorrect
When one of them ran several hours (Days?) too ask dragon lady to help them from the ice zombies.
first 3 seasons are good
season 4 has a few good episodes but is mostly bad
season 5 onwards is unwatchable
S4 is good. Youre just still mad
Based and correct. I started checking out in season 4, and actually skipped episodes and fast-forwarded through most of them in season 5. I had stopped being interested in the series by the time season 7 came out.
>season 4 has a few good episodes but is mostly bad
That's an exaggeration. It's still rather faithful to ASOS, the best book in the series
Season 5 is redeemed just by having Hardhome.
marvelcuck detected
When they brought Jon Snow back from the dead. Cheap and meaningless from there on in.
The moment Arya arrives in bravos was the end of the show.
I literally stopped when Arya got stabbed 5 times in the guts, swam in the sewers and then run a supermario64 speed run through the city
pretty early on, it goes from politics to yaaas queen
Hello
It was stupid, but what made it spectacularly bad was Asha (oh wait, Yara) sailing ALL THE WAY AROUND Westeros, getting into the Dreadfort, then giving up and running away from Ramsay. Just total nonsense.
The physical world doesn’t matter to the writers.
It barely matters to GRRM either, Euron sails from the Iron Islands to Meereen and back like 4 times in the span of a few weeks
No, ramsey was a fun, bloodthirsty little moron. Too handsome in the show thoughEVER
That scene was moronic though
Oh yeah, no doubt. Rheon did put on a good performance throughout imo, regardless the quality of the script.
This was the first sign of things to come but the show still had a couple kino episodes in this season
season 5 when it went off-script.
Books 4 and 5 weren't great but there was 4 seasons worth of material there. And after the omission of stuff like Aegon "Targaryen" you get compounding issues resulting in Cersei being queen for some reason, etc.
Also turning Lovecraftian abomination Euron into some horny pirate was bad
when this homosexual showed up
He was fine in season 3
They fricked him up in season 4 by turning him into basically the Joker and even gave him a crazy Harley Quinn gf sidekick
you guys think there will ever be a reboot with the same budget where they just follow the books to a tee?
Equal chance of GRRM finishing the books before he dies of fat
so 0%
Correct
This guy did an analysis and George didn't write shit from 2012-2019. He was passing off cut content as new chapters. 3 months after this video came out GRRM came out confirming it was pretty much right
>This guy did an analysis and George didn't write shit from 2012-2019. He was passing off cut content as new chapters. 3 months after this video came out GRRM came out confirming it was pretty much right
I know
>GRRM came out confirming it was pretty much right
This sounds made up.
GRRM came out saying that he still has to write 500 pages and that the cut content from ADWD is 500-600 pages and that most of the stuff that he wrote was in 2020-2021 during Covid lockdowns
TWOW is supposed to be 1500 manuscript pages
>500 pages in 2 years
Winds releasing next year LET'S GOOOO
meant for
The problem is that GRRM isn't locked in his house scared of the flu anymore so he is once again distracted. Also he's working on S2 of Fire and Blood
A dream of spring is NEVER seeing the light though
I'm honestly ok with that. I care about TWOW because Dance ends on like 10 different cliffhangers [battles of fire, ice, steel, and blood, Jon Snow's resurrection, Jamie being taken by Stoneheart, Dany dying of dysentery in the Dothraki Sea, Sam having the Horn of Winter in Oldtown, etc.] and most of the actual action in the book is cut content that has been sitting on GRRM's desk since 2012
pretty sure he will has some plot lines saved just in case
The fat frick is living on borrowed time, those books will never be released.
yeah so the show pretty much distracted him and he didn't write until the pandemic forced him to
An animated series possibly
That would be kino
the exact moment it was obvious you wouldn't ever see sansa's breasts
Season 7 is where it gets REALLY REALLY bad. The whole show is kind of shit, but season 7 is just every female character suddenly being a GIRLBOSS.
I knew this was going to be shit as soon as I saw how fat GRRM was, long before the show even came out.
I've never seen an episode of the show or read any of the books, which makes me better than all of you.
It never did. Turned mediocre into the final season but never bad.
anyone remember when bran leaked as king?
that was hillarious.
I could totally get behind the new Snow show if they portray Bran as the bad guy that manipulated everything so he could be King. And it isn't Bran at all. The real Bran is stuck in a tree and the night king or bloodraven or whatever is in his body. Jon has to go south and take out Bran somehow.
and even the book ending is a bit deeper than aria going anime style on the night king.
but i agree. i'd totally like that bran stuff if it even becomes cannon. maybe GRRM has some shit like that planned.
he alluded to dany going crazy ever since he compared dragons to nukes
>The real Bran is stuck in a tree and the night king or bloodraven or whatever is in his body.
spoopy
When they killed Ned Stark for nothing but shock value. Showed the whole thing was just going to be a vapid gore flick.
ending season 2 when it gained a lot of attention from americans and the scipt and dialogue had to be moronic down
It's an American show you moronic third worlder. Your country is our b***h so stay seething
>It's an American show
it's not, seppo
I don't know what seppo means but cope harder shitskin
>I don't know what X means
>had to be moronic down
see what I mean? lmao
>>I don't know what X means
No I don't know what that word means
It was produced by HBO which is an American entertainment company, although it was shot mainly in Scotland and other parts of Europe thoughever to be fair as it may be. Many of the actors are also not American actors. I think it’s best to call it a hybrid since it was written and produced by Americans but shot in Europe and influenced by European actors
The series went to shit when Tywin died.
idk if it was end of s4 or 5 but the finale where arya goes to braavos. after that it just felt like any other slop tv series.
S2e1, when the israeli cowards decided to assasinate the character of the one true King Stannis of House Baratheon
I remember complaining loudly to everyone when season 4 or 5 was coming out about how they were skipping certain plot lines and how it might snowball/butterfly effect the show into being bad once they were writing entirely new stuff that wasn't in the books.
At the time, lmao imagine criticising the biggest show ever? and now, in retrospect...
When Jaime didn't spear Danaerys and then die.
>The King's visiting. Make sure we put the horse-moron up front next to my son. He'll be important to the plot in like 4 seasons.
If you want to go even earlier its the character assassination of Waymar Royce.
I read the books and I still don't even remember who the frick Waymar Royce was. Granted it was like 7 years ago, but still.
The Night Watch lord from the first chapter.
>The Other slid forward on silent feet. In its hand was a longsword like none that Will had ever seen. No human metal had gone into the forging of that blade. It was alive with moonlight, translucent, a shard of crystal so thin that it seemed almost to vanish when seen edge-on. There was a faint blue shimmer to the thing, a ghost-light that played around its edges, and somehow Will knew it was sharper than any razor.
>Ser Waymar met him bravely. "Dance with me then." He lifted his sword high over his head, defiant. His hands trembled from the weight of it, or perhaps from the cold. Yet in that moment, Will thought, he was a boy no longer, but a man of the Night's Watch.
>Ser Waymar Royce found his fury. "For Robert!" he shouted, and he came up snarling, lifting the frost-covered longsword with both hands and swinging it around in a flat sidearm slash with all his weight behind it. The Other's parry was almost lazy.
when they made Stannis kill his daughter then die like a moron
Season 4 episode 6.
Season 4. It was half good because a lot of the good actors were still around, but 4 is the start of the writers not having a fricking clue.
They planned for the first 3 seasons and after that was done, so were they.
Arya, Bran and Daenerys are terrible actors on this show.
I mean, they're good actors when they're kids, but after that...
Emilia Clarke otherwise was always a bad actoress. I like her as a person but not as an actoress. Just compare her with Jorah and you will see the diference.
I was really annoyed when they messed up Dorne. They even had Julian Bashir as Doran. They are also Targaryen loyalists and it would’ve fit in nicely with Daenerys returning.
>this is revenge for your beloved brother and sister
>weak MEN will never rule Dorne again
>were upset about Oberyn’s death
>time to slaughter his entire family and destroy his country
Cersei became my instant favorite character, at least post-s4 character because of how she tortured and made these gay sandbawds suffer horribly and basically killed every single obnoxious S5-6 character i fricking hated like the high sparrow and the Highgardens and the sandies and all those Black folk. Cersei is goat
>jamie_and_cersei_at_the_restaurant_at_the_end_of_the_dark_knight_rises.webp
>and made these gay sandbawds suffer horribly and basically killed every single obnoxious
I came. The septa rape with "shame, shame, shame" was pure kino too.
The last few seasons were dogshit but shitposting in the /got/ generals was really fun once everyone gave up the cope and accepted it was terrible
>when all the leaks for the final seasons turned out to be true
Lmao
Late season 3 where they added a scene where Tyrion promises Shae unimaginable riches and she turns him down.
That was the first time they ruined a good storyline by inventing completely nonsensical contradictory shit and showed that they have absolutely no idea what they're doing. Realistically should have just stopped watching there.
I feel like shirtless Ramsay, some time in S4, was the first time it became clear the show was losing its integrity.
>I feel like shirtless Ramsay
Me too tbh.
Of all things why shirtless Ramsay? He was balls deep in his crazy fricktoy when they Greyjoys came and he just pulled up his pants and grabbed a sword on the way out the door, of all the dumb shit in the show I don’t get why this one is memed.
because he walks into a brawl against the "fiercest fighters on the Iron Islands" with no armour on at all and defeats them unscathed
back in season 1 they made a big deal about armour keeping you alive, but here its not a thing because they wanted to show how "badass" ramsay is
I think they wanted to emphasize him being "a beast in human skin" and his bloodlust or something. It made sense in the context of the scene imo.
Besides, armor was only effective twice in the series afaik, when jorah fought that dothraki and when arya tried to stab hound.
>It made sense in the context of the scene imo.
No it didn't, you fricking moron.
This. Book Ramsay was never supposed to be this uber big bad that everyone in westeros should fear. He's a shitty little psycho bastard that only has anything at all because his father is Roose. He likes to torture people and be sadistic, that doesn't suddenly make him capable of easily defeating half a dozen armored, experienced opponents while taking no damage. It was eye rollingly idiotic and obvious they needed to pull out of their ass some new evil enemy to carry the show for a while as they had run out of anything interesting.
He slowly walks towards his dogs and it's treated like he's pulling out a nuke. They are a bunch of soldiers in armor with swords and shields. A shirtless dual wielding man has a key to dog cages and this is so terrifying that they abandon their mission and run away. There is even a hard comedy cut to them running to the boats.
I said, nice. Daenerys had a mental breakdown of no return. If her father had lived, he'd disown her and kill her.
she literally did what her father was attempting to do moron
burn king's landing
if anything jaime should've been the one to put that rabid b***h down instead of " UH DUNT WUNT EET"