Yes it's the girl that goes by the name Mexican Maisie Williams. The reason for that is clear, it's because she looks exactly like Maisie but with brown skin
American Beauty. It was good. One of those movies that elegantly moves the pieces into place for big confrontations at the end. And the bawd actually being a virgin genuinely surprised me.
Ace Ventura. Was equally more chill about trannies (no NFL football player today would agree to be in a movie where they kiss a character that's a troony) but also able to laugh at the absurdity of a troony and acknowledge disgust. It's a classic, otherwise: lots of great casting and absurd gags, with a great mystery around an unusual caper. Jim gives arguably the best 'over the top zany guy' performance of all time, better than Robin Williams (whom I dislike). Check it out if you haven't.
The Equalizer 3. Caps off an alright trilogy with an alright film. It kept the runtime reasonable unlike the previous two which felt bloated in length for no reason, but also pretty light on action.
Im getting really sick of the octogenarian as action star bit. Why cant zoomers make action films? Closest i can think of is tom holland in that terrible video game movie
He didn't make a single one of those when he was 40, more like 28-39 the most recent being released last year. There haven't been many action movies that aren't high concept like sci-fi or capeshit that have been targeted at millenials or zoomers and certainly there aren't any 18 year old action stars yet anyway, which seems to be what your narrow need to be proven right demands. By the way, there hasn't been anything but capeshit because of, you guessed it, zoomers and millenails themselves while retirees still demand traditional action.
Definitely younger than reynolds by a few years. I think MBJ might be the youngest “action” star though. Next generation hasn’t produced anyone. They tried to make Miles Teller happen but that was a bust. Tom Holland might be all they have to offer and he got sucked into capeshit
If an explosion is powerful enough to send your body flying off the ground for 30 feet and slamming into the concrete floor, then it's powerful enough to shatter your bones and turn your internal organs to mush.
I downloaded >Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
I think sometime in August. It was the most recent "new" film I'd seen since... wow, maybe, Heck I dunno what. Years and years, certainly.
Otherwise, I rewatched Minority Report last Summer.
The Two Towers extended edition.
It's good, but definitely the worst of the trilogy.
I can't help but think some of the run time could've been used to introduce and develop the Dunedain rangers (and also the ghost army oath stuff). Then, they could use the Dunedain in the third movie and the ghosts wouldn't seem like some random shit.
watched 10 minutes of hacksaw ridge, got disgusted by andrew garfields southern accent, 'aw shucks' demeanor and turned it off. then rewatched ghostbusters for the 90th time, laughed my ass off
Anyway, watched Leave The World Behind, Die Hard, The Thing and 28 Days Later in the last couple of nights.
My reports are… Julia Roberts is unlikeable. Ethan Hawke is kino and I never realised. Kurt Russell is also kino. 28 Days Later was solid, always appreciate some Brendan Gleeson too.
pic related
I loved it overall except this part where the love interest revealed she was a loose prostitute who cucked the MC because technically they were boyfriend and girlfriend since they were 10 yrs old.
She is not, but there is possible side boob. The man however is completely naked. I'll describe it until we can get a webm.
>Sarah Gadon lying in bed reading (like pic related) >Her boyfriend enters the room >Sarah smiles excitedly >He's visibly naked and runs to her and jumps into bed >Passionate and playful kissing >Sarah gets on top of him >She opens her shirt and shakes her breasts >He grabs her ass >They change positions >Split second sideboob in her open shirt >More passionate kissing and embracing
Ace in the Hole. I loved it, but didn't like how cheesy the protagonist's eventual ending is. But I think it's just how audiences in the 50s likes them
Heavy Metal. Man, I miss stuff like that. Not every story was good. But that one toward the end, with the israeli secretary and the alien robot and the stoner shipboard techs, man that one was awesome. And the music was all top notch.
And I just want to add, Tarna was a great character. Stoic and angry and sullen. But not invincible. She had a mission, and solemnly carried it out. And that made her compelling.
watched "you were never really here" and "random harvest" today
both were decent enough. "you were never really here" was pretty unique and very succinct. I quite liked the lead actor in random harvest, though like many old movies, i found the ending to be extremely abrupt. ive gotten used to it, but in this case it was a little too abrupt for my taste
Love & Other Drugs. I liked it, Anne has nice breasts and is really pretty. Also like how they go from just fricking to her saying "making love" a bit before the end.
Maybe? Anne character learns to open up and let people in and Jake learns to actually care about other people truly love someone else, and the very last scene was really good. I suppose it's technically a rom-com, but I'd call it a romantic drama with some comedic parts.
Matrix Reloaded
It felt like watching a anime adaptation, and it was a constant blast
Call me a zoomer, but I miss that kind of new millennium shameless edge
reloaded had a pretty good reception when it came out. people had faults with the rave and the KFC man scenes and them shoving the goofy PS2 keanu right in your face but otherwise went "yeah this movie looks cool, not as good as matrix 1 but I can dig it"
the issue is that matrix 3 came out only half a year after and was horrible
I watched The Fugitive last night, and I plan to watch Memento tonight. I have never seen either movie previous to watching them. I hope Memento is as good as everyone says it is.
I don't remember exactly what the last one was, so I'll just go with Looker (1981) which was a fun little pseudo-horror thriller with some really cheesy effects. The plot is also weirdly topical, with the whole "Digital copies of real life models/actors being used to advertise crap" aspect to the plot, the conspiracty angle added on top of the was pretty silly, but I still enjoyed it.
First positive review I’ve seen of it here. Everyone else says he’s lost his touch which was sad to hear. I can’t sit through anymore white man evil bullshit so I’ll just take your word for it.
>I can’t sit through anymore white man evil bullshit
Ehn, villains should be able to be any colour or shade of homosexualry. Don't be a reverse woketard.
King Hale was the only real villain and the "heroes" were mostly white too.
what should have been cut?
like half the stuff about how much of a drunk prostitute Anna is could be cut.
imagine eating a delicious spaghetti dinner. You overeat and become lethargic. you could have had less sauce and a little less pasta maybe, but it was still delicious. >food analogy
I just didn't think you'd be able to imagine overexerting yourself during a beautiful hike or spending too much time with someone you love.
Ok then, the story could easily be told in much less time. the "fat" that could be cut away was spread evenly throughout the movie. None of the scenes were bad and the unnecessary ones still had purpose. They were, however, superfluous; further pronouncing already established traits of the characters or adding entertaining, but unnecessary details to the plot.
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
I really liked it. I remember when the book came out and I thought it would be ridiculous, so I never bothered. Then I watched the movie and it was a surprise to see a more mature movie. I loved Lucy Gray and Snow.
I don't know why I keep going to these movies when I now know for sure that the Hunger Games part rarely makes up more than 20 percent of the film... I just want my survival games kino and not the love/rebellion story that comes with it...
I enjoyed Lucy Gray though, I like that most of the characters in this have unexplained/unclear actions. I didn't read the book and thought for sure that a passing look of dismay crossed her face when she saw Snow at her concert post-games, but everyone else seems to have seen her as a lovestruck victim of Snow. I'm still convinced she was mostly manipulating him from beginning to end.
>I like that most of the characters in this have unexplained/unclear actions.
Same. I loved how you can't know for sure if shit happens because the characters did something or just unfortunate coincidences, like the snake in the scarf or Lucy showing Snow the cabin with the lost rifles. >I'm still convinced she was mostly manipulating him from beginning to end.
I believe both tried to used each other, but fell in love eventually.
Lucy Gray said trust is more important than love, but the scene in the cabin you see how she was a trustworthy person and her love for Snow by giving him the weapons and running away.
I can't believe I loved the songs and relationships in a battle royale movie more than the battle itself.
haha well I'm glad some people were happy with the movie, I'll keep waiting for my pure battle royale arena film to come out one day. I was also surprised I liked the songs and how they fit into the story though.
You could argue that she left the weapons as a peace offering or even a distraction as she made her escape. Honestly I thought leaving the ending ambiguous was ideal in this case, otherwise the tension around their true intentions and confused feelings would have just been dissipated by a clear cut ending. It's a decent film to see with friends and talk about over dinner afterwards.
>You could argue that she left the weapons as a peace offering or even a distraction as she made her escape.
Yes, but not loaded weapons, specially when she knew she was the last witness.
The songs were great, btw. The one in the arena is 10/10 and the one in the concert in district 12 is all about Snow.
8/10 movie, would recommend it.
Watched Rebel Moon and then King Arthur, Guy Ritchie’s version right after. I think going in with such dogshit expectations for each made me enjoy them. Glad I don’t pay for anything anymore though.
I saw DON'T BREATHE 2 in August 2021 and thought it was garbage. Before the movie there was an ad with doctors telling people to get the covid vaccine. As I was walking out to use the washroom and when I was in front of the screen, I gave it the finger with both hands and the audience cheered. 🙂
I'm watching Malignant right now. Did James Wan make this bad on purpose? Is it some kind of parody/pastiche that I'm too dumb to get? The ligthing, the actors, the script....everything looks and sounds cheap as frick, like I'm watching some indie directors first attempt at a movie. I'm 1h in and honestly am tempted to fast forward through this its so bad.
I remember getting a theater wide cheer for some dumb joke I made at the end of xmen 2's post credit scene when it came out. 12 yo me was so thrilled at that I tried chasing it for the rest of the year, making loud dumb jokes at the end of movies and plays I'd go see and failing miserably. Recently saw that Seinfeld episode where George does the same. Thank you for reading my blogpost
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget. It was fine I guess. As far as modern sequels to movies I loved as a kid go it's way better than Space Jam 2 but that's a very low bar to clear.
kek I also watched this recently. I thought i'd be ok with the cringe but that scene in particular hit me hard. Whole movie overall made me uneasy, very satisfying.
Double Indemnity. Batman franchise wishes it was this lean, mean, and miserable. Wilder is an incredible director with a penchant for great movie hooks.
As someone that gets ass blasted drunk/rolls in public at events/conventions/concerts. It was kind of a fun romp but at the same time I'm staying the frick away from real hard drugs.
Try acid or shrooms to fully understand the gags and director/operator work.
Tried to watch it with a friend two times being just weed high with no acid/shrooms experience - failed both times out of boredom after 10 minutes.
After the acid and shrooms - laughed our assess off.
Watched Godland last night. Pretty comfy movie for Danish and Icelandic speakers. Could tell the director didn't really have an original idea to tell though. Arrogant, effeminate priest does colonizing in "foreign" land and loses his shit because he can't cope with the land and natives. Overly long shots and standard fare horror style indie soundtrack. Felt a bit like a short film stretched to 2 hours by a director with a chip on his shoulder about Danes.
Shit b***h I think it was that frickin Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds christmas movie on goddamn Apple Plus or whatever the hell it's called
It was ass
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2. It was good. The protag being a gay teenage boy gave it the opportunity to explore themes you don’t usually see in horror.
Rewatched Jim Carrey's The Grinch yesterday, hadn't seen it since I was a kid. Fun but not as good as the Chuck Jones Grinch cartoon. The set design and makeup effects are great.
Based, Forbidden Planet is awesome.
I'll rec Planet of the Vampires by Mario Bava if you want more cool old school sci-fi. Go into it more for the vibes than for the plot.
The Promised Land, new Mads kino. It was pretty good, standard awards season fare, the ugly mutt plotline was easily the worst part, Black person worship is truly inescapable
I don't care what last film I watched, the government should give young socially incapable man replicant humanoid girlfriends molded after Isabela Moner so they can wageslave more effectively.
Beau Is Afraid and really liked it with the exception of the end reveal. Made me wish I supported it in the theaters when it was out so more weird stuff like that gets made.
The Quantum Devil, reminded me of late 90s/early 2000s cheesy horror scifi movies like Event Horizon. It does alot of what you don't see in modern movies, and it was a fun time.
What even is it? I just assumed due to the speed that it's another shill thing like that gay-ass cartoon that was being spammed here a few months back/
Big Brother-like show except the house is filled with Cinemaphile posters and watchers can interact with it live, torturing the contestants in multiple creative ways
Fun action-lite movie with mini terminator toys that use AI. Makes me think of how neat tech could be for enthusiasts in the coming years. Also the Gwendy doll scene was still hot as frick and gives me a fear boner every time.
but it's just off brand starwars, even worse, off brand disney star wars. there's no magic, no soul, no true ambition and passion. just stopped watching after asian sith girl killed the spider.
Marvel did a number on cinema forever. I hate capeshit so much is unreal
Jingle all the way
I loved it
Wife hated it
Divorce wife.
Don't divorce your wife. Just beat the shit out of her.
Is that.....?
yes. still would though.
Yes
sword
She's mexican, that's clearly a machete
Yes it's the girl that goes by the name Mexican Maisie Williams. The reason for that is clear, it's because she looks exactly like Maisie but with brown skin
Not even close
>blah blah blah
It's never gonna catch on
It already caught on unlike Merced's music career
Cude butte
literally a flat tortilla
>dislikes a woman
>doesnt find her attractive
>saves pictures of her and posts them online
get a life you fricking reject, whats that relationship with your parents like?
Merced won't have sex with you as a reward for heroically defending her from being mocked on Cinemaphile
Again, you are a male (assuming) that is jealous of a girl being posted on a website
What went wrong and when
It is visibly not flat
sex
who the girl with the cute butt?
Who cares if she does? It's brought up but how does it matter?
>Mexican Maisie Williams Trust Fund Band
Is this the worst forced meme so far?
it's DOA but someone is still forcing it
lmao i've never seen a bigger group of homosexuals than these rejects seething over some random girl
That’s weird. She looks just like her. Wtf
The one and only Moner
cisr
Is that Mike "Assdruk" Adridano ?
Jesus Christ
American Beauty. It was good. One of those movies that elegantly moves the pieces into place for big confrontations at the end. And the bawd actually being a virgin genuinely surprised me.
i want her so bad
Blackberry movie.
I enjoyed it.
Rebel Moon. It was unremarkable in every aspect.
Just watched it. But I'll watch anything Zack Snyder makes, because I don't care what people think and genuinely enjoy his films.
Enter the void. Visually stunning but also kind of a chore to watch until the end
Fifth Element. First half was ok but totally went to shit in the second half.
I just rewatched the original Indiana Jones trilogy and Temple of Doom isnt as bad as people say, but only because all three movies are pretty bad.
Ace Ventura. Was equally more chill about trannies (no NFL football player today would agree to be in a movie where they kiss a character that's a troony) but also able to laugh at the absurdity of a troony and acknowledge disgust. It's a classic, otherwise: lots of great casting and absurd gags, with a great mystery around an unusual caper. Jim gives arguably the best 'over the top zany guy' performance of all time, better than Robin Williams (whom I dislike). Check it out if you haven't.
EWNBAW
Ace Ventury 2 is actually so much better.
Don Jon, 5/10.
woah rare moner, never seen this photo before. where's it from?
I dunno, was in my folder.
"hmm... maybe not quite so rare then" the sly fox said to himself
>godzilla minus one
>really good
> Gojira / Godzilla King of the Monsters (1954) --- [American Cut]
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Great, tied with Creature from the Black Lagoon as the 2 best monster movies of the 1950s.
Jim Carrey in The Grinch. First time watching it. Didn’t like it.
Aquaman 2
2.5/5
Worse than the first and seemed like they knew this was going to be the last of the DCEU and just dumped it. Patrick Wilson is based though
Please refrain from using profanity
The Equalizer 3. Caps off an alright trilogy with an alright film. It kept the runtime reasonable unlike the previous two which felt bloated in length for no reason, but also pretty light on action.
Im getting really sick of the octogenarian as action star bit. Why cant zoomers make action films? Closest i can think of is tom holland in that terrible video game movie
Frick. Outside of capeshit i cant think of anyone. Ryan reynolds is probably the youngest and hes dam near 50.
Michael b jordan did a terrible action flick. I like mbj but that movie was so forgettable i don’t remember the plot much less the title
Baby driver. that movie was ok
Chris Hemsworth is in a bunch, like Extraction 1 and 2, Blackhat, Red Dawn, 12 Strong...
Hes 40
He didn't make a single one of those when he was 40, more like 28-39 the most recent being released last year. There haven't been many action movies that aren't high concept like sci-fi or capeshit that have been targeted at millenials or zoomers and certainly there aren't any 18 year old action stars yet anyway, which seems to be what your narrow need to be proven right demands. By the way, there hasn't been anything but capeshit because of, you guessed it, zoomers and millenails themselves while retirees still demand traditional action.
>he didn’t make a single one when hes 40
Thats not what we’re talking about though. The conversation is why cant zoomers into action
He's been doing action films for 12 years
Yeah. Lots of old people do action movies. That was my complaint
Definitely younger than reynolds by a few years. I think MBJ might be the youngest “action” star though. Next generation hasn’t produced anyone. They tried to make Miles Teller happen but that was a bust. Tom Holland might be all they have to offer and he got sucked into capeshit
Do people pay to watch utter shit like this?
Pay? No I did not.
If an explosion is powerful enough to send your body flying off the ground for 30 feet and slamming into the concrete floor, then it's powerful enough to shatter your bones and turn your internal organs to mush.
Why do filmmakers not understand this?
Movies arnt real autist
>Movies arnt real autist
Are you just learning this now? Congrats.
Does your caretaker know you have unrestricted internet access?
Even worse than watching Skinamarink or The Outwaters.
druk. made me want to drink with friends.
problem is i dont live near my friends
Make another friend autist
It's A Wonderful Life. One of the best movies of all time
I downloaded
>Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
I think sometime in August. It was the most recent "new" film I'd seen since... wow, maybe, Heck I dunno what. Years and years, certainly.
Otherwise, I rewatched Minority Report last Summer.
The Menu. It was pretty good.
It is watchable but the characters do not behave like real humans.
thats how satire usually works
The Killer
I think it was killer
Godzilla Minus One
Akiko asking where her mom was almost made me cry. Really brutal film in parts, but also incredibly sweet.
Hey watch your language there pal.
The Two Towers extended edition.
It's good, but definitely the worst of the trilogy.
I can't help but think some of the run time could've been used to introduce and develop the Dunedain rangers (and also the ghost army oath stuff). Then, they could use the Dunedain in the third movie and the ghosts wouldn't seem like some random shit.
Two Towers is my second favourite of the trilogy, but the extended edition does it no favors by messing with the pacing so much.
This
This is my conclusion as well.
Next time I watch the trilogy, I'll watch the theatrical Two Towers and extended Fellowship and RoTK
This is the way I watch it now too. I was surprised the first time around because even with the extended edition Fellowship is completely fine.
Do brown people really just sit on the floor like animals?
The French Connection
7/10
Mexican Maisie Williams
Both 10/10
If my eyes aren't deceiving me I think I see 2 Maisies
Lmao
I like the part where they didn't actually look alike so he had to photoshop Moner to look more like her. And she still isn't very close.
>isn’t very close
Cope harder gay
>just brushes over it being photoshopped
Keep crying. See how that works
samegay
Keep trying
If they're so close, why did you have to shoop it?
They really do look the same. Ngl
they do look alike at this angle, but not really that much and moner is much better looking
Why did you photoshop her head to be smaller?
Left: Real deal
Right: cheap copy
Mercedgays in shambles
Very natural and not at all samegayged replies
Cope & Seethe
>the state of that pushup bra
have you ever had a gf? how do you not know what a sports bra is?
Do you? What is it you think a sports bra does?
It's that b***h that's mogged by Isabela all the time
Jake Paul
I'm surprised this meme has been around for years now. Probably one of the longest running Cinemaphile memes
>one of the longest running Cinemaphile memes
It's like two years. Baneposting is 12 years old.
I'm saving this image. It's just too good.
So? Who cares if Moner looks like another actress? Really.
Moner is ten times hotter
it's the same person but one is Mexican
>Five nights at Freddy's
Kinda dumb but watchable.
Creator.
Not as bad as I thought and if they edited it could have been a really good movie.
Rebel Moon
It sucked
watched 10 minutes of hacksaw ridge, got disgusted by andrew garfields southern accent, 'aw shucks' demeanor and turned it off. then rewatched ghostbusters for the 90th time, laughed my ass off
What a ridiculously sexy chick
Brutal mogging
I just wanna creampie her… just once.
Anyway, watched Leave The World Behind, Die Hard, The Thing and 28 Days Later in the last couple of nights.
My reports are… Julia Roberts is unlikeable. Ethan Hawke is kino and I never realised. Kurt Russell is also kino. 28 Days Later was solid, always appreciate some Brendan Gleeson too.
pic related
I loved it overall except this part where the love interest revealed she was a loose prostitute who cucked the MC because technically they were boyfriend and girlfriend since they were 10 yrs old.
the boy and the heron. it was kino.
The Boy and the Heron.
Liked it quite a bit.
Sonic 2
Fantastic use of the nostalgia. But too long, filled with nowadays comic scenes that sucked. Still a good movie.
Evil Dead Rise on Netflix.
It was okay, I guess.
Need to see Moner's sex tape
Is she naked?
She is not, but there is possible side boob. The man however is completely naked. I'll describe it until we can get a webm.
>Sarah Gadon lying in bed reading (like pic related)
>Her boyfriend enters the room
>Sarah smiles excitedly
>He's visibly naked and runs to her and jumps into bed
>Passionate and playful kissing
>Sarah gets on top of him
>She opens her shirt and shakes her breasts
>He grabs her ass
>They change positions
>Split second sideboob in her open shirt
>More passionate kissing and embracing
Ace in the Hole. I loved it, but didn't like how cheesy the protagonist's eventual ending is. But I think it's just how audiences in the 50s likes them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_About_Adolf%3F
One of those movies that makes you want to join Al Qaeda.
Need more proper nude scenes from her
Agreed. I'd especially love to see Sarah Gadon's nude butt.
Gadon Butt
I just rewatched The Departed and it someone got even better.
As french as it gets, the ending was kinda disturbing tho.
What's the point of having the man naked and being chaste with the woman?
I watched Black Mold and I thought it sucked!
the outfit, probably the best movie ive seen in the last 5 years
who?
cute
Heavy Metal. Man, I miss stuff like that. Not every story was good. But that one toward the end, with the israeli secretary and the alien robot and the stoner shipboard techs, man that one was awesome. And the music was all top notch.
And I just want to add, Tarna was a great character. Stoic and angry and sullen. But not invincible. She had a mission, and solemnly carried it out. And that made her compelling.
She being who?
Sarah Gadon.
Dressed to Kill, I enjoyed it.
My name's Michelle Caine, you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
damn
even if I don't care for the spamming, I have to admit Sarah Gadon looks incredible
Boss baby is unironically entertaining
sauce
Sarah Gadon in Maps To The Stars
Michael Mann's Ferrari. It was kino. My favorite part was Sarah Gadon's sex scene.
feet
For me it's Sarah Gadon feet.
watched "you were never really here" and "random harvest" today
both were decent enough. "you were never really here" was pretty unique and very succinct. I quite liked the lead actor in random harvest, though like many old movies, i found the ending to be extremely abrupt. ive gotten used to it, but in this case it was a little too abrupt for my taste
watched Fight Club yesterday.
Good film, 10/10 would watch again.
Love & Other Drugs. I liked it, Anne has nice breasts and is really pretty. Also like how they go from just fricking to her saying "making love" a bit before the end.
Will I want to kms after watching this? Don't have a gf btw
Maybe? Anne character learns to open up and let people in and Jake learns to actually care about other people truly love someone else, and the very last scene was really good. I suppose it's technically a rom-com, but I'd call it a romantic drama with some comedic parts.
Rebel Moon
It was kino
Matrix Reloaded
It felt like watching a anime adaptation, and it was a constant blast
Call me a zoomer, but I miss that kind of new millennium shameless edge
reloaded had a pretty good reception when it came out. people had faults with the rave and the KFC man scenes and them shoving the goofy PS2 keanu right in your face but otherwise went "yeah this movie looks cool, not as good as matrix 1 but I can dig it"
the issue is that matrix 3 came out only half a year after and was horrible
rewatched Last Action Hero
still a classic, still a hoot
Wish
Thank God I've convinced my gf to not watch this trash at the cinema. So bad even my normie gf is angry at yidsney
I watched The Fugitive last night, and I plan to watch Memento tonight. I have never seen either movie previous to watching them. I hope Memento is as good as everyone says it is.
Nolan is a hack.
Probably his best movie
>Terminator 2: Judgment Day
I don't remember exactly what the last one was, so I'll just go with Looker (1981) which was a fun little pseudo-horror thriller with some really cheesy effects. The plot is also weirdly topical, with the whole "Digital copies of real life models/actors being used to advertise crap" aspect to the plot, the conspiracty angle added on top of the was pretty silly, but I still enjoyed it.
why titlet prostitutes are on a pedestal all the time
natale in india,
flashbacks of my childhood, it was great
Computer Chess. Just finished it half an hour ago. Hilarious shit
Killers of the Flower Moon was great, but about an hour too long
what should have been cut?
First positive review I’ve seen of it here. Everyone else says he’s lost his touch which was sad to hear. I can’t sit through anymore white man evil bullshit so I’ll just take your word for it.
>I can’t sit through anymore white man evil bullshit
Ehn, villains should be able to be any colour or shade of homosexualry. Don't be a reverse woketard.
King Hale was the only real villain and the "heroes" were mostly white too.
like half the stuff about how much of a drunk prostitute Anna is could be cut.
>Killers of the Flower Moon was great, but about an hour too long
that doesn't make sense. If the movie was hour too long it means it was shit
imagine eating a delicious spaghetti dinner. You overeat and become lethargic. you could have had less sauce and a little less pasta maybe, but it was still delicious.
>food analogy
I just didn't think you'd be able to imagine overexerting yourself during a beautiful hike or spending too much time with someone you love.
now it makes even less sense
This truly is the most low IQ board.
Ok then, the story could easily be told in much less time. the "fat" that could be cut away was spread evenly throughout the movie. None of the scenes were bad and the unnecessary ones still had purpose. They were, however, superfluous; further pronouncing already established traits of the characters or adding entertaining, but unnecessary details to the plot.
Why is she flat..? I thought she was busty
King Arthur 1981, what a kino.
I wish current films were as good as this one.
So good. Meant to watch that again after seeing the Ritchie one.
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
I really liked it. I remember when the book came out and I thought it would be ridiculous, so I never bothered. Then I watched the movie and it was a surprise to see a more mature movie. I loved Lucy Gray and Snow.
I don't know why I keep going to these movies when I now know for sure that the Hunger Games part rarely makes up more than 20 percent of the film... I just want my survival games kino and not the love/rebellion story that comes with it...
I enjoyed Lucy Gray though, I like that most of the characters in this have unexplained/unclear actions. I didn't read the book and thought for sure that a passing look of dismay crossed her face when she saw Snow at her concert post-games, but everyone else seems to have seen her as a lovestruck victim of Snow. I'm still convinced she was mostly manipulating him from beginning to end.
>I like that most of the characters in this have unexplained/unclear actions.
Same. I loved how you can't know for sure if shit happens because the characters did something or just unfortunate coincidences, like the snake in the scarf or Lucy showing Snow the cabin with the lost rifles.
>I'm still convinced she was mostly manipulating him from beginning to end.
I believe both tried to used each other, but fell in love eventually.
Lucy Gray said trust is more important than love, but the scene in the cabin you see how she was a trustworthy person and her love for Snow by giving him the weapons and running away.
I can't believe I loved the songs and relationships in a battle royale movie more than the battle itself.
haha well I'm glad some people were happy with the movie, I'll keep waiting for my pure battle royale arena film to come out one day. I was also surprised I liked the songs and how they fit into the story though.
You could argue that she left the weapons as a peace offering or even a distraction as she made her escape. Honestly I thought leaving the ending ambiguous was ideal in this case, otherwise the tension around their true intentions and confused feelings would have just been dissipated by a clear cut ending. It's a decent film to see with friends and talk about over dinner afterwards.
>You could argue that she left the weapons as a peace offering or even a distraction as she made her escape.
Yes, but not loaded weapons, specially when she knew she was the last witness.
The songs were great, btw. The one in the arena is 10/10 and the one in the concert in district 12 is all about Snow.
8/10 movie, would recommend it.
Watched Rebel Moon and then King Arthur, Guy Ritchie’s version right after. I think going in with such dogshit expectations for each made me enjoy them. Glad I don’t pay for anything anymore though.
Ferrari
Boring but the wife was funny and the crash was cool.
I saw DON'T BREATHE 2 in August 2021 and thought it was garbage. Before the movie there was an ad with doctors telling people to get the covid vaccine. As I was walking out to use the washroom and when I was in front of the screen, I gave it the finger with both hands and the audience cheered. 🙂
I'm watching Malignant right now. Did James Wan make this bad on purpose? Is it some kind of parody/pastiche that I'm too dumb to get? The ligthing, the actors, the script....everything looks and sounds cheap as frick, like I'm watching some indie directors first attempt at a movie. I'm 1h in and honestly am tempted to fast forward through this its so bad.
I remember getting a theater wide cheer for some dumb joke I made at the end of xmen 2's post credit scene when it came out. 12 yo me was so thrilled at that I tried chasing it for the rest of the year, making loud dumb jokes at the end of movies and plays I'd go see and failing miserably. Recently saw that Seinfeld episode where George does the same. Thank you for reading my blogpost
13 Hours: Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
Pretty good, nothing spectacular. Some brocomedy while shooting brown people.
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget. It was fine I guess. As far as modern sequels to movies I loved as a kid go it's way better than Space Jam 2 but that's a very low bar to clear.
Dream Scenario, I had to stop when he came in his pants and farted at the same time
kek I also watched this recently. I thought i'd be ok with the cringe but that scene in particular hit me hard. Whole movie overall made me uneasy, very satisfying.
>that scene in particular hit me hard
too relatable?
Not in a literal way, but yes I too have resorted to some excuse or other because I was too intimidated by the situation for sex.
Nobody else has watched saltburn? It was great
Double Indemnity. Batman franchise wishes it was this lean, mean, and miserable. Wilder is an incredible director with a penchant for great movie hooks.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
As someone that gets ass blasted drunk/rolls in public at events/conventions/concerts. It was kind of a fun romp but at the same time I'm staying the frick away from real hard drugs.
Try acid or shrooms to fully understand the gags and director/operator work.
Tried to watch it with a friend two times being just weed high with no acid/shrooms experience - failed both times out of boredom after 10 minutes.
After the acid and shrooms - laughed our assess off.
>mfw people are posting serious answers in a coomer thread
Kiki a shit
It is known.
Merced a Maisie
And?
mogged
built for BWC
cute moner is great, but loose latina sexkitten moner is great too. i like all kinds of moners
Based Moner enjoyer.
She literally mogs anything within a 10 mile asteroid radius.
She doesn't mog shit with that face. Maisieface is unable to do any mogging. It's simply the reality of the situation
are you blind or just moronic?
All I see is Maisie in brownface and an unholy amount of plaster
Coming from a Kikigay that's rich, given how much she slops on gaudy makeup.
Kiki is very careful with makeup and never overuses it
Ideal skintone
Watched Godland last night. Pretty comfy movie for Danish and Icelandic speakers. Could tell the director didn't really have an original idea to tell though. Arrogant, effeminate priest does colonizing in "foreign" land and loses his shit because he can't cope with the land and natives. Overly long shots and standard fare horror style indie soundtrack. Felt a bit like a short film stretched to 2 hours by a director with a chip on his shoulder about Danes.
Kiki simps BTFO.
Chopping Mall. It was a funny little flick
Hell yea dude that movie rules
yes
It's pure unadulterated kino
Shit b***h I think it was that frickin Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds christmas movie on goddamn Apple Plus or whatever the hell it's called
It was ass
Indy 5. It was fine. Pretty low energy. Better than Crystal Skull.
truly excellent
Based and Spiced pilled, I rewatched it earlier this year and was not disappointed
Le Cercle Rouge and it's incredible
It's over, finished. Merced lost
actually Kiernan Shipka is in fact the one who lost
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2. It was good. The protag being a gay teenage boy gave it the opportunity to explore themes you don’t usually see in horror.
Forbidden Planet
It was one of the best 1950’s sci-fi films I have seen.
watch quartermass and the pitt
Rewatched Jim Carrey's The Grinch yesterday, hadn't seen it since I was a kid. Fun but not as good as the Chuck Jones Grinch cartoon. The set design and makeup effects are great.
Based, Forbidden Planet is awesome.
I'll rec Planet of the Vampires by Mario Bava if you want more cool old school sci-fi. Go into it more for the vibes than for the plot.
The Promised Land, new Mads kino. It was pretty good, standard awards season fare, the ugly mutt plotline was easily the worst part, Black person worship is truly inescapable
Room 1408
It was right I guess
Night of the Comet
Not too many zombies but the 2 leads were cute af.
I don't care what last film I watched, the government should give young socially incapable man replicant humanoid girlfriends molded after Isabela Moner so they can wageslave more effectively.
I watched Moneyball yesterday. God damn is basedboyball boring in every single aspect
yes
Beau Is Afraid and really liked it with the exception of the end reveal. Made me wish I supported it in the theaters when it was out so more weird stuff like that gets made.
well you're in luck cause Dream Scenario and Poor Things are similarly fricking weird and hilarious. we're all well attended at my theater
Moner boner
I've heard others say the same.
Merced Shithead
Super Troopers
Still holds up
Watched it for the first time recently. Bretty funny
The Quantum Devil, reminded me of late 90s/early 2000s cheesy horror scifi movies like Event Horizon. It does alot of what you don't see in modern movies, and it was a fun time.
manchester by the sea, I feel asleep though.
>this thread was made 20 hours ago
>fishtank generals reach the bump limit within 15 minutes
The speed of those threads is something else, they're almost as fast as Cinemaphile stickies.
What even is it? I just assumed due to the speed that it's another shill thing like that gay-ass cartoon that was being spammed here a few months back/
Big Brother-like show except the house is filled with Cinemaphile posters and watchers can interact with it live, torturing the contestants in multiple creative ways
sounds cringe
Precisely
Star 80
Eric Roberts was amazing. Sad story. Real life girl had movie star quality & most likely would have been huge.
Small Soldiers.
Fun action-lite movie with mini terminator toys that use AI. Makes me think of how neat tech could be for enthusiasts in the coming years. Also the Gwendy doll scene was still hot as frick and gives me a fear boner every time.
Angel
watched half of Rebel Moon
I had good hopes
but it's just off brand starwars, even worse, off brand disney star wars. there's no magic, no soul, no true ambition and passion. just stopped watching after asian sith girl killed the spider.
Marvel did a number on cinema forever. I hate capeshit so much is unreal
That's all Snyder, don't blame Marvel.
Poor Things - A highly aesthetic Emma Stone humiliation ritual.
The Holdovers
Pretty good
Thread's been up a while.
watching the fantastic fox with my one year old son
its my favorite movie of all time, its also the only good movie wes anderson has ever made
>appreciates wes kino
>but shits on the rest of wes kino
With Wes Anderson you're either all in or not.
Lampoons christmas vacation and half of the vegas one
First one was eh, vegas one was dog shit