What was the last movie you jerked off to?
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What was the last movie you jerked off to?
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SSIS-130
Never have, I have control over my mind. Being self aware is nice
that's literally not what self aware means you autistic moron
You need to work on your reading comprehension. I made two statements. Regardless, I am fully aware of my mind as I dont let thoughts flow freely I check them. I know the cause of why I am feeling/thinking something. Letting me be able to control them completely. I have zero sadness and anxiety,ext. I preform good under pressure. I am in the 10% of people that are able to do this.
Keep going, please.
I spent 5 years with a mentor as a teenager to learn how to master my mind. The main teachings were from Epictetus but Aristotle's "the rhetorical triangle" is very important.
You wouldn't understand
Marcus Aurelius filled his wife with cum and probably slapped his meat as well.
Hahaha is that what Epictetus taught him?
>I am le Greek statue so I won't jerk off because my wiener is made of marble
Hey man, whatever works for you
>my wiener is made of marble
man, i wish
You're sinking. The KEY to being truly self aware and free is letting your thoughts wonder freely. You have to even become detached to them and observe them from a third party perspective.
you have to be 18 to post on this site.
Lmao
Read The Meditations.
I think that anon is being a bit precious but you have more control over your emotions than you think.
However I still feel fear/anxiety. Fight or flight response takes over. It's involuntary, I have no idea how to master that.
It's called being stoic.
No shit Black person? Thnx I read the entire fricking Meditations and had no idea what stoicism is. Thank you so much. I'm such a fricking moron I never would have figured this out. THANK YOU.
You're the one writing too much instead of simply using the word 'stoic', my cute little anon.
>just post a word then move on
Kys
What moobie.
>Kys
You should be better at regulating your emotions at reading that book, no? kek
>i'm aware that i feel like jerking off
>so i won't because i noticed i want to
>control over my mind
Your sexuality is very physical as well. Especially for males. Gotta clear them pipes.
Or else post your breasts ASAP
Cameron Diaz in The Counselor
Before you judge me, we ALL know the scene I jacked it to
Damn... and I thought I was headed to hell for whacking it to this...
Nah the rape scene is objectively hot.
Indeed. I blame it, Quest for Fire, and the uncensored Pirates of the Caribbean ride squarely for my CNC fetish.
If I saw that casual caveman rape by the river as a kid, I'd probably be in the same boat. I jerked off then and there.
>Casual caveman rape
Kek
You're bunga'ing for berries when you see this by the riverside WHAT DO YOU DO
Unga my bunga up some bunghole.
my ancestors 🙂
I must have inherited my arousal at this scene from that two percent Neanderthal DNA, too.
perfect life
Interesting trivia: they just went to the Scottish Highlands and filmed the natives.
>Scots status: booty blasted
>You will never go back to the 80s and make a road movie where Susan Tyrrell and Jane Curtin play a lot lizard and a prim schoolteacher who discover in a will they're long lost sisters that can't stand each other
This is why I support AI slop so eventually my dreams can come true
I'm 35. I don't jerk off to anything
Really? I'm 30 and I'm still hitting two busts a day, does it really start going downhill that fast
it's likely they just gave up
I'm 30 and I still need to at least every second day lest I turn into a psycho
i'm 38 and i just jerked off everyday in November
Did you at least do no shave november?
i shave like 3 times a year
Mutilated.
I don't jerk off because I like to keep my sex life fulfilling and my energy levels high
I'm 40 and I'm still an almost one a day guy.
Do you have a family?
I'm in an LTR. No kids.
Full Body Massage
nice
Water Lillies
I only jerk off to troony porn.
I think the sex scene in Highlander 2 when I was like 13
Based
I'm also israeli btw
based movie
the traveller looks like Matt Berry too and has the same devious flamboyance, fun projecting him into the role
that's Paul Naschy, bro
/hor/bros know him well
Blonde
Before easy access to porn probably. So whatever lesbian vampire movie where Alyssa Milano was naked. Or an Ashley Judd nude scene.
Since getting into porn, sex or nude scenes in movies don't make me hard like they used to.
Verdict on Russ Meyer?
Vixen was so good. Had the videotape of that as a teen. Must’ve blown so many loads to the lesbian scene.
Shari Eubanks is the most beautiful woman ever.
Mean Girls
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Valerie and her week of wonders
bro wtf
>
Wtf
Gigabased
Is this movie even fappable or is it a meme?
Do you ToT? No? Then no it's not fapable.
Nice.
Carrie
The Ant Bully
Idk but trust me on this: stuff like this is why America thinks everybody is a fan of Jackass Forever..
Jackass Forever is probably the last movie I jerked off to, and I'm still not sure what you mean by this.
Slaughtered vomit dolls
Tumbling Doll of Flesh 🙁
Salo
I have.
Got any good guro recommendations? I'm playing modded skyrim for my gorn fix right now.
Angst
Henry: Portrait of a serial killer 1 and 2
August Underground trilogy
The House that Jack Built
American Psycho (read the book too, it's more graphic)
Martyrs
Murder-Set-Pieces
Also check out https://www.effedupmovies.com/
Thanks! I don't know how I haven't heard of that site until now.
If you're jerking it to August Underground, you should be executed.
Jerking it to the shit that edgy gay Lucifer Valentine has made is worse tbh
Those guys can also get executed, I agree.
you're gay
you're probably gay too but at least salo has a normal sex scene and features teen girls
Sounds like projection honestly. I hate homosexuals tbh
>You're gay because...because I don't like you XD!
extreme sadomasochism is correlated with homosexuality
>People go outside to buy ice cream
>This causes them to get sunburns
Gore is the most based fetish of them all.
This but unironically
Thank you for that link
I don't jerk off to movies. I jerk off to kino.
bban-088
One of the Underworld movies where Selene fricks a dude or something
The Grey Zone (2001)
I can't remember 🙁
How many spans is that ass?
3 ells.
Saw X in the theater
4K Big breasts British Girlfriend Loves getting her Mouth Fricked_Complex Messiah_2160p
Blonde
I still liked it even after jerking off.
Gore and pedophilia are not based. Hairy Japanese women are based.
Who said anything about pedophilia?
>t.
Take Me To The River
>Gore and pedophilia are not based. Hairy Japanese women are based, also I'm trans btw
How is this movie for femdom? I've heard mixed things.
>femdom
Just admit you are gay at this point. Straight men do not want to be dominated like homosexuals.
>BUT REDDIT SAID I-
Nobody cares gay
Femdom is literally the single worst fetish there is. Worse than feet even.
No, interracial with Blacks is the worst. Femdom is second
They often go hand in hand
True that. I jerk off to women getting shoved into meat grinders, but I'm still disgusted that there are men who get off on the idea of a woman stepping on his face.
Are you literally me? I hold this exact opinion unironically
Lol. Tell me you are insecure and not holding a position of power for most of the time in your waking life without saying it.
Not him but calm down gay. Different tastes.
>Not him
Sure...
Why not telling the other gay to calm down then, you nignog?
>>Not him
>Sure...
Dude, the post is from thirteen hours ago.
Cope soi boy. Femdom is literally a precursor to cuck shit.
not great for the femdom nor the actual movie
I can't remember the last movie I didn't jerk off to
fight club
Schoolgirl Bound 5
Can I get a qrd on this
Asking for a friend
Starring Devon Green, Elle Voneva (pic related_, Emma Hix, and Danni Rivers.
These four girls refuse to take their studies seriously. The story focuses on the correcting of their behavior issues.
Sounds kino
Where can I watch this
The internet? Do you want me to jerk your wiener off for you too, lazybones?
I would suggest checking out >>>/r/ or >>>/t/
But does it have a cinematic universe with lore 'n shiet?
Each installment in the series of Schoolgirl Bound is more of a collection of short stories as opposed to being an anthology.
For instance, this is Lily Rader in the 3rd Schoolgirl Bound.
do we get to see up this girls skirt?
I'm afraid that there is some nudity and adult situations in her story.
This is Leah Gotti from the third edition.
I hope they don't get spanked or anything
That would be terrible
Saw 2
Summer of '84
Cranked it to Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! last night. Tura Satana is awesome, she's like if Hitomi Tanaka could actually act
Why are euros so obsessed with CUN-E ?
Have you SEEN some little girls dude? Sorry not sorry they're kind of hot.
Whichever Friday the 13th movie has the most gratuitous nudity.
When I was like 10 and didn't have access to internet porn, I paused my brother's VHS copy of Episode IV right at this moment and jacked off for maybe the third time in my life.
Last time I came to a movie.
man I wish our tolerance was like it was before internet porn
>he can't still nut to mental images of regular sex
Unfortunate.
Blue Archive Hoshino swimsuit
Weird way to spell dicky
thats a dude.
YWNBAM
Wtf bro, that girl is 12.
Either one, he's a pedo - more likely than 2. Two, he is/was a kid when that went down - still gross.
Man, that's super weird to think about. Like imagine that scenario for a second. Your first crush, your first time getting aroused and jerking off. The girl's older than you were at the time. You think about her every so often and go back to it to relive your first time, but then suddenly it becomes illegal to like the same thing you've been liking for years the minute that you turn 18 or whatever.
reminds me of the gonorrhea shot I got yesterday
piranha 3D and I plan on doing it again today
Bastard Out of Carolina
Von Trier's Antichrist.
Not bad.
Padme in episode 2
House of 1000 Corpses, the shot of the dead girl in the car trunk
she's hot
I only watch straight shota related cinema
For me it's Vina Sky & Kenzie Reeves - AllAnal with an incredible finale sequence
Porn videos aren't movies.
wrong
But how do you define what is and isn't porn? Is it just "if it sexually gratifies me it's porn"? I've seen porn that absolutely does not gratify me. There are people who fap to fricking Paw Patrol, so does that make it porn? Is it sex and nudity and if so how much? Will one sex scene do it? One nipple? What about just talking about it? Doe the patty cake scene make Roger Rabbit porn?
I dunno man, kinda sounds like you need to get laid.
>But how do you define what is and isn't porn?
I know it when I see it.
ghostbusters 2021
Creep.
Did no one else think that the "relationship" she was trying to develop with the male teacher was creepy as frick?
Water Lilies (2007)
I forget
Deuce Bigalow
Under the Skin
lucy, pretty much any scarjo kino
.
Persona
zero dark thirty
weird science
you know the part
must have been the transporter
Paradise 1982
I havent jerked off to a movie since I was a horny enough teen to do that. And it was for Holes. Sigourney Weaver is fricking sexy as hell in that movie. The western clothes looked classy and hot on her. Her character was attractive too, a commanding woman who takes the lead.
Close Calls
I keep it downloaded just to occasionally watch the sexy scenes
the opening scene of basic instinct where the dude gets tied to his bed then gets killed as he starts cuming. giwtwm
I have NEVER jerked off to a movie, AMA
Angela (1995)
Spongebob gay porn
Maladolescenza
she made a kid a pervert
STARS-217
one of the best kinos of all time
Skyscraper with Annie Nicole smith . There is a shower scene in the first ten minutes that made me get a boner
tarkovskys solaris
Amazing this thread is still alive
I expect a janitor recruitment announcement soon. LOL how many have there been this year? A dozen?
Totally unrelated but I learned from Lindy Beige the other day that some daggers have pommels at the end of them because you’re supposed to blunt force the pointy tip into armor. Good times
I'm not sure if I buy that. How often would that situation come up where you have an armored guy disabled long enough to do that and not have a better option, like his own weapon or a huge rock?
Yeah I dunno all these ancient weapons Breadtubers and their hot takes is hard to believe some time? One thing I’ve noticed is that if all these weapons and armor were actually pretty infeasible and not that useful and mostly for show as it seems in the case of like billhooks and various swords etc it meant men back then really didn’t want to kill others but if some moron was stupid enough to like fall on your pike point because he actually believes in Queen/King and country then frick him fricker deserves to bleed out I’d say.
>it meant men back then really didn’t want to kill others
I think that's a pretty huge leap. I think it's more likely that armor tech was advancing incredibly quickly and people were trying all sorts of crazy shit to defeat it. It's not like they conducted military trials to see what's most effective back then. Many were also adapted farming tools for ease of use and availability rather than efficacy.
Kill Bill fixed my erectile dysfunction
Hardcore but well photographed.
don't judge me..
What movie?
I remember staying up late on a Friday or Saturday night and cable tv would always have that late night movie that would do it for me. Now I can just use the internet for porn but it takes the fun and anticipation away.
Trance
Rosario Dawson has a very nice pusi.
I went to a strip club a few weekends ago and I was so bored I don’t even know how they’re still open? Porn has obviously ruined the potential for them but some greasy fricker will still keep them open because I assume old ass boomers still keep strippers employed? All the girls were mid to ugly. I’m not expecting porn stars hot but I’ve legit seen better girls on Instagram with more clothes on. They barely do anything. Most girls won’t do pole dancing because they need the skills. They will walk around in g strings but they have no breasts or ass why bother? 50 bucks gets you a private dance for two minutes where she won’t even shake her breasts or butthole in your face. No touching it’s against the law so not like you’ll get a lapdance. Supposedly hundreds of dollars gets you VIP service but I doubt that’s even worth it. With porn you’d expect more explicit shows like girl/girl, dildoes etc? Nope the most tamest shit ever. It’s so boring it feels like a scam. Had girls kept asking me to pay them for a private show but it’s like a crackprostitute with STDs asking you for a blowie it’s not worth it and I actually got soft around them the opposite of hard. Said I’d hit the ATM machine but I ducked out after half an hour instead. So disappointed I was waiting for after Covid to go to one, frick never going ever again
Yea strip clubs are scams just get a hooker most of the girls that "sell content" online do hooking on the side and some of them are actually pretty
I'm getting to the point where pretty prostitutes just depress me. I see a young girl that could have been some man's dream, but here she is with my hairy balls in her mouth for $60.
I had a friend in high school/college that seriously spent all of his money at them for years. Lived with his parents, forever alone, and would just go there after work and spend fifty bucks to have a woman pay attention to him.
mommy mommy
Mommy
Baba Yaga (1973)
Dangerous intentions
The scene at 11:00
https://www.thearchive.tv/feature/dangerous-intentions
Sleeping beauty
Christiane Reichelt character from Christiane F
why does beating off feel so much better when im hungover
It's fricking weird, right? I annihilate my dick like a fricking teenager after a bender.
It's your brain trying to compensate for the depleted dopamine.