>actually watched the scene to confirm this
Werewolf implied sexual relations with Male Human
implied sexual relations with Donkey
Human implied sexual relations with Warwick Davis
Erotic for sure, but I found no evidence of Farquads being alive. In fact, through extensive research, I found out that he actually returns in a Universal Attraction titled "Shrek 4-D" wherein he attempts to murder Princess Fiona specifically so she can be his "ghost queen".
So he's definitely dead. For now.
I stand corrected[...]
The Big Bad Wolf character is apparently Male, disguised for some reason as a grandmother caricature. So the presumably Male Human (Knight/Guard) mentioned here[...] is in an implied homosexual relationship with a Male Bipedal Wolf that enjoys crossdressing.
I guess it could be a troony.
She is named/titled "Big Bad Wolf" after all.
The Big Bad Wolf character is apparently Male, disguised for some reason as a grandmother caricature. So the presumably Male Human (Knight/Guard) mentioned here
>actually watched the scene to confirm this
Werewolf implied sexual relations with Male Human
implied sexual relations with Donkey
Human implied sexual relations with Warwick Davis
Erotic for sure, but I found no evidence of Farquads being alive. In fact, through extensive research, I found out that he actually returns in a Universal Attraction titled "Shrek 4-D" wherein he attempts to murder Princess Fiona specifically so she can be his "ghost queen".
So he's definitely dead. For now.
is in an implied homosexual relationship with a Male Bipedal Wolf that enjoys crossdressing.
>The Big Bad Wolf character is apparently Male, disguised for some reason
Haven’t you heard of the Little Red Riding Hood fairy tale?
The whole Shrek movie is a parody of several fairy tales, including the puss in boots and the gingerbread man.
>It takes place during the last scene of Shrek (before Shrek and Fiona leave on their honeymoon)
I wonder how long a dragon's stomach digestion cycle is? I'll have to contact Mike Myers about this.
>It takes place during the last scene of Shrek (before Shrek and Fiona leave on their honeymoon)
I wonder how long a dragon's stomach digestion cycle is? I'll have to contact Mike Myers about this.
Kind of weird to think they're all celebrating and having a good for hours while just a few feet away Farquad is alone in dark, acidic darkness of that dragon's belly, alone and forgotten, ignored, being digested. He could probably hear the music and laughing and fun everyone was having just a few feet away
Actually it's established that Dragon (and presumably everybody attending the party) knows he's alive inside of her stomach. She even holds a microphone up to her stomach so his rendition of "Stayin' Alive" can be amplified and heard by the attendees.
that Karaoke home video extra is likely non canonical
2 years ago
Anonymous
>included on the Shrek VHS before the credits, and the Shrek 2-Disc Special Edition DVD after the credits. It takes place during the last scene of Shrek (before Shrek and Fiona leave on their honeymoon)
Sounds pretty canon to me. You can't edit out all of your mistakes, George.
chemical imbalance influenced by prolonged exposure to the things produced by the dregs of society
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is it fricked up that reading that kinda made me hard?
I’m not a bad guy
Because of History it’s very likely you had some sort of psycho murder rapist cannibal at some point in your genealogy (if not several), you just inherited part of his kinks, as long as it remains a fantasy it’s ok I guess
Is it fricked up that reading that kinda made me hard?
I’m not a bad guy
It must be super scary to be eaten alive and slowly digested into nutrients for the superior predator that caught you haha it would be soo weird too, lol, I bet he was terrified haha
Actually it's established that Dragon (and presumably everybody attending the party) knows he's alive inside of her stomach. She even holds a microphone up to her stomach so his rendition of "Stayin' Alive" can be amplified and heard by the attendees.
You just know Dragon and Donkey fricked like animals after that party while Farquaad violently jostled around in her stomach acids every time Dragon lowered herself onto Donkey's member, then when he finally digested all his nutrients ended up fuelling the growth of Dragon's unborn interspecies mutt children
/misc/ closes their eyes on clearly gay references and "authors badly disguised fetish" if it's portrayed as a """joke""".
Prime example, Sam And Max is riddled with gay jokes, obviously implying you know what. No one cares.
Because/misc/ is groupthink central. They only belive and think what others tell them to belive and think. Imagin expecting npcs to stray off their programming.
>theme of the movie is that it’s what on the inside that counts. You shouldn’t judge someone on their looks >lol the villain is a manlet
What did they mean by this?
Farquaad was racist towards every type of fairytale characters, including human ones like Pied Piper, Old Woman in the Shoe and her children, and Snow White. They were banished to the swamp too
duloc was prospering and farquaad was fixated on becoming the best ruler for his people, he was the hero
he put bounty on the creatures but people were lining up for the money. In fact, he was not looking to eliminate them but gave them their own reservation. Probably he had a better tax policy than Aragorn and GRRM combined
Why would a dragon need a bra? Do female dragons have breasts? Are they mammals, or reptiles?
Why would a dragon have eyelashes? Why would a dragon wear eye makeup and lipstick? This doesn't make any fricking sense at all, it's weird and gay and now i'm mad
It must be super scary to be eaten alive and slowly digested into nutrients for the superior predator that caught you haha it would be soo weird too, lol, I bet he was terrified haha
This is singlehandedly the most erotic vore sequence in all of hollywood media. Change my mind. You can't
>Female character played by an incredibly attractive actress >Needlessly extravagant characterisation, so the audience finds out she's engaged and planning to get married soon, probably has a whole fairytale wedding planned out in her head that she'll never be able to attend >Completely innocent, hasn't done anything wrong in the story. Her worst crime is being mildly inattentive to a couple of brats she has no reason to want to look after, and even then she actively cares for them enough that she's trying to get them to safety amidst the dino chaos. >She's snatched off the ground and carried away screaming, where nobody can help her >Animals literally fighting over her flesh >Dunked into a massive body of water occupied by a single terrifying predator. Can barely swim for all her thrashing and flailing, has no bearings and can only panic at the thought of the titan appearing from any direction >animals still desperately fighting to claim her flesh >In the end, the mosasaur lurches up from beneath and gulps her down whole so she gets the joy of being digested alive on top of all her future dreams being snatched away in a single unfair moment >Literally nobody even gives a single frick about her for the rest of the movie
This shit is what the jurassic world sequels were lacking.
Dreamworks was lucky that Shrek turned a blockbuster, because El Dorado was a box office failure a year before (understandable since it's a mediocre and dull film)
I fricking hate Shrek.
Between Dragon swallowing Farquaad whole and belching out his crown, to Dragon shaking her enormously fat ass with the smuggest, most prideful expression possible while Donkey sings about how great big butts are, my adolescent mind stood no fricking chance. Now I'm an absolute deviant and Dragon is my crush.
And then Madagascar came out...
i don't like Shrek 2 at all. Director Conrad Vernon, who directed Sausage Party years later, chose to go for a self conscious "adult only" style of comedy that is quite wretched. It's dreck
>jokes about crossdressing, unions, metrosexuality, police brutality, drug busting, stress eating, DUI tests, kids getting drunk at a party, lust, in-laws, animal testing, phone numbers on bathroom wall, blind people, spanish stereotypes, KitKatClub, Hollywood, etc
see what i mean?
>jokes about crossdressing, unions, metrosexuality, police brutality, drug busting, stress eating, DUI tests, kids getting drunk at a party, lust, in-laws, animal testing, phone numbers on bathroom wall, blind people, spanish stereotypes, KitKatClub, Hollywood, etc
see what i mean?
oh, and i forgot the wolf literally reads a porn magazine
I agree. Even as a kid I thought it was kind of trashy and the older I got the trashier the movie became in my eyes.
>giwtwm
>oh, wait, it is
Teeth
>I shouldn't have been so sho-
>this would be hotter if it were the other way around
captcha Y2ASS
OH N-
Why did they use such an obviously cheesy fake gun instead of just getting a glock prop?
he was still alive in her stomach afterwards as seen in the dance to the music video
Based Shrek lore expert
More like Shrek vore expert
No he died later on. He appears as Ghost in some Halloween special
he was a ghost in the 4-D ride at Universal, which premiered between 1 and 2
>that scholar-level knowledge on shrek
anon you made me wet
>actually watched the scene to confirm this
Werewolf implied sexual relations with Male Human
implied sexual relations with Donkey
Human implied sexual relations with Warwick Davis
Erotic for sure, but I found no evidence of Farquads being alive. In fact, through extensive research, I found out that he actually returns in a Universal Attraction titled "Shrek 4-D" wherein he attempts to murder Princess Fiona specifically so she can be his "ghost queen".
So he's definitely dead. For now.
>Female Werewolf
post her
I guess it could be a troony.
She is named/titled "Big Bad Wolf" after all.
still would
>"Some gender-confused wolf"
Would Dreamworks be able to get away with that line today?
they couldn't. Novelization even changed it to "tresspassing wolf"
no trannies were still a punchline back then
Based schizo I’m e-girlng
>zoomies don't even know the story of red riding hood anymore
Fricking hate this site.
my thoughts exactly
but then again it's a shrek thread
I stand corrected
The Big Bad Wolf character is apparently Male, disguised for some reason as a grandmother caricature. So the presumably Male Human (Knight/Guard) mentioned here
is in an implied homosexual relationship with a Male Bipedal Wolf that enjoys crossdressing.
>The Big Bad Wolf character is apparently Male, disguised for some reason
Haven’t you heard of the Little Red Riding Hood fairy tale?
The whole Shrek movie is a parody of several fairy tales, including the puss in boots and the gingerbread man.
?t=70
Farquad is still alive at 1:10
>It takes place during the last scene of Shrek (before Shrek and Fiona leave on their honeymoon)
I wonder how long a dragon's stomach digestion cycle is? I'll have to contact Mike Myers about this.
Kind of weird to think they're all celebrating and having a good for hours while just a few feet away Farquad is alone in dark, acidic darkness of that dragon's belly, alone and forgotten, ignored, being digested. He could probably hear the music and laughing and fun everyone was having just a few feet away
Wow
Actually it's established that Dragon (and presumably everybody attending the party) knows he's alive inside of her stomach. She even holds a microphone up to her stomach so his rendition of "Stayin' Alive" can be amplified and heard by the attendees.
That's sadistic.
that Karaoke home video extra is likely non canonical
>included on the Shrek VHS before the credits, and the Shrek 2-Disc Special Edition DVD after the credits. It takes place during the last scene of Shrek (before Shrek and Fiona leave on their honeymoon)
Sounds pretty canon to me. You can't edit out all of your mistakes, George.
he got digested and died a slow, agonizing death. cope and mope.
Is it fricked up that reading that kinda made me hard?
I’m not a bad guy
vore is hot, just accept it.
t. Bad guy
Me too
Why are we like this
chemical imbalance influenced by prolonged exposure to the things produced by the dregs of society
Because of History it’s very likely you had some sort of psycho murder rapist cannibal at some point in your genealogy (if not several), you just inherited part of his kinks, as long as it remains a fantasy it’s ok I guess
based vore enjoyers
You just know Dragon and Donkey fricked like animals after that party while Farquaad violently jostled around in her stomach acids every time Dragon lowered herself onto Donkey's member, then when he finally digested all his nutrients ended up fuelling the growth of Dragon's unborn interspecies mutt children
>Dragon probably tongued Donkey's manhood until he shot wads into her mouth, which she swallowed and dumped all over a squirming, digesting Farquaad.
The question is, why isn't /misc/ angry at this attempt to subvert our children into zoophiles?
/misc/ closes their eyes on clearly gay references and "authors badly disguised fetish" if it's portrayed as a """joke""".
Prime example, Sam And Max is riddled with gay jokes, obviously implying you know what. No one cares.
Because/misc/ is groupthink central. They only belive and think what others tell them to belive and think. Imagin expecting npcs to stray off their programming.
>Staying alive
>Staying alive
>Ah ah ah
>Did I turn the oven on?
he was slowly digested alive in her belly until his skin fell off and he melted into red goo, later on he became a log of shit...
That was hot until the last part.
No it wasn't hot until the last part
Dragons shit like birds so there was no log.
what's your source on that dragon expert
Dragons are a form of Dino within the Avian family.
I am NOT a midge; I am a LITTLE person!
it bothers me how Farquaad is never once mentioned or referenced in Shrek 2, as if he never existed
Fire
>Antz
>Shrek
god bless 1996-2001 Pacific Data Images
would you a Fairy Godmother?
i don't like how the humans' skin looks in this film
You’re a furrry for real?
no
she's got danger hair
>the little freckles they added onto her chest like a real milf
i remember being in the theater and being turned on by her. I was 4.
2 has some hilarious moments, but the story is kinda lame and the pacing is too fast. It also went overboard with the pop culture humor
>theme of the movie is that it’s what on the inside that counts. You shouldn’t judge someone on their looks
>lol the villain is a manlet
What did they mean by this?
>the ogre is in love with the dragon lmao
He was a manlet but he was also a c**t.
it's ok to make fun of somebody if they're an established douchebag and muderer?
that's what I took away from it anyway.
Farquaad was racist towards every type of fairytale characters, including human ones like Pied Piper, Old Woman in the Shoe and her children, and Snow White. They were banished to the swamp too
duloc was prospering and farquaad was fixated on becoming the best ruler for his people, he was the hero
he put bounty on the creatures but people were lining up for the money. In fact, he was not looking to eliminate them but gave them their own reservation. Probably he had a better tax policy than Aragorn and GRRM combined
2 had the Sausage Party director and it shows. The comedy is more crass/inappropiate than in 1
The only thing I remember from shrek is that one scene where the dragon twerks to baby got back, and the ending sequence of the second movie.
original Shrek is a spiritual successor to Antz. The sequels went in a different direction, only resembling the original superficially
is it to safe to say that Shrek was the most influential american film since The Matrix two years ago?
Hmmm
Why would a dragon need a bra? Do female dragons have breasts? Are they mammals, or reptiles?
Why would a dragon have eyelashes? Why would a dragon wear eye makeup and lipstick? This doesn't make any fricking sense at all, it's weird and gay and now i'm mad
The only thing he did wrong was being short.
I have a vore fetish
>i wish i had time to post another troonybaiting thread on Cinemaphile
GIWTWM
It must be super scary to be eaten alive and slowly digested into nutrients for the superior predator that caught you haha it would be soo weird too, lol, I bet he was terrified haha
Yeah haha, who would possible want that haha.
>OH N-
I'm gonna ship Farquaad and Zara from Jurassic World. Don't ask me why
But we know why.
Have you read the fanfic from her perspective where she gets eaten?
wonder what the last thing to go through her mind was?
This is singlehandedly the most erotic vore sequence in all of hollywood media. Change my mind.
You can't
>Female character played by an incredibly attractive actress
>Needlessly extravagant characterisation, so the audience finds out she's engaged and planning to get married soon, probably has a whole fairytale wedding planned out in her head that she'll never be able to attend
>Completely innocent, hasn't done anything wrong in the story. Her worst crime is being mildly inattentive to a couple of brats she has no reason to want to look after, and even then she actively cares for them enough that she's trying to get them to safety amidst the dino chaos.
>She's snatched off the ground and carried away screaming, where nobody can help her
>Animals literally fighting over her flesh
>Dunked into a massive body of water occupied by a single terrifying predator. Can barely swim for all her thrashing and flailing, has no bearings and can only panic at the thought of the titan appearing from any direction
>animals still desperately fighting to claim her flesh
>In the end, the mosasaur lurches up from beneath and gulps her down whole so she gets the joy of being digested alive on top of all her future dreams being snatched away in a single unfair moment
>Literally nobody even gives a single frick about her for the rest of the movie
This shit is what the jurassic world sequels were lacking.
man, some "people" are so spiteful they're living in the bottom of the barrel that all they can think about is wish people come down to their level.
wait a minute this isn't a Cinemaphile thread, its a /d/ thread in disguise
I just didn't think Markiplier was so short. You learn something new everyday.
>I should've raped Fiona when I had the chan-
i don't like second movie. Doesn't tell an interesting or compelling story
Dreamworks was lucky that Shrek turned a blockbuster, because El Dorado was a box office failure a year before (understandable since it's a mediocre and dull film)
"God frick I hope this doesn't give an entire generation of kids a fetish they'll never be able to explain."
Are they still doing shrek 5 or the reboot?
I fricking hate Shrek.
Between Dragon swallowing Farquaad whole and belching out his crown, to Dragon shaking her enormously fat ass with the smuggest, most prideful expression possible while Donkey sings about how great big butts are, my adolescent mind stood no fricking chance. Now I'm an absolute deviant and Dragon is my crush.
And then Madagascar came out...
Dragon is still my vore crush.
>FRICK YES, YES HAHAHAHA
FINALLY
original Shrek is the only one made with Silicon Graphics. The sequels and television specials were made with Hewlett Packard/Linux
sorry Shrek fans, but i think the second movie is pathetic
what did they do to Fiona in 2? She is so bland and doesn't speak much. Where is her feisty personality from 1?
Her husband didn't like her constant jabbering.
Farquad foreverial tideup delitized
>Shrek > Antz > Madagascar > Shark Tale > Shrek 2
So uh, what's the point of this thread?
Shrek 1 co director Vicky Jenson later directed Shark Tale, which is a great film
What every manlet thinks every day waking up, i wish i was born taller... 5'8 loser here...
>What was the last thing to go through his mind?
'Who was the muffin man on drury lane ?'
Was she married to the muffin man?
that stupid fricking shrek dragon turned me into a furry
She turned me into a furry who likes vore.
She turned me into a furry who likes vore and huge asses
and commissions
i don't like Shrek 2 at all. Director Conrad Vernon, who directed Sausage Party years later, chose to go for a self conscious "adult only" style of comedy that is quite wretched. It's dreck
>jokes about crossdressing, unions, metrosexuality, police brutality, drug busting, stress eating, DUI tests, kids getting drunk at a party, lust, in-laws, animal testing, phone numbers on bathroom wall, blind people, spanish stereotypes, KitKatClub, Hollywood, etc
see what i mean?
oh, and i forgot the wolf literally reads a porn magazine
I agree. Even as a kid I thought it was kind of trashy and the older I got the trashier the movie became in my eyes.
The dragon's stomach acid.
What would it feel like to get sat on by this?