That was actually pretty poignant. That's probably the point right there.
She also seemed to make a ton of stupid ridiculous decisions that kept screwing up her life but this nerd bomber virgin taught her how to really appreciate the small things AND herself by just learning to accept herself.
So she's a roller skating prostitute in this movie?
7 months ago
Anonymous
she's not a prostitute
7 months ago
Anonymous
yeah, she's like an escort/babysitter
7 months ago
Anonymous
no, she's an uber driver
Why does she dress like one then? Is she an onlyfans prostitute character or something?
cuz she is hired to seduce the kid
7 months ago
Anonymous
>cuz she is hired to seduce the kid
So she is a prostitute then??
7 months ago
Anonymous
no, it's just one time and it's for a car not for money
7 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds a lot like a prostitute, Anon
7 months ago
Anonymous
no, it's just one time and it's for a car not for money
>cuz she is hired to seduce the kid >it's just one time and it's for a car not for money
that's sounds like prostitution.
Prostitute
noun
a person who engages in sexual intercourse or other sex acts for money; sex worker.
a person who willingly uses their talent or ability in a base and unworthy way, usually for money.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>in high school a girl flirted with me just as overtly as this >I also froze >proceeded to work in the same restaurant for a year and never speak to her
what chances I have wasted
7 months ago
Anonymous
Why does she dress like one then? Is she an onlyfans prostitute character or something?
The song Cowboy Casanova is definitely about a vampire though >he's the devil in disguise >a snake with blue eyes >and he only comes out at night >gives you feelings you don't want to fight >better run for your life
because she's so arrogant about her opinions when she knows all her money/power comes from just being eye candy for hollywood executives, she's the quintessential white girl
they are seething with envy. remember this place is full of homosexuals, trannies, roasties and third worlders.
no one sane and normal has a problem with her.
This was shit. None of the characters were likeable. The scenario of becoming a prostitute because israelites are taking your house is not suitable for a comedy and the actual audience are the ones this is being done to by the people making these movies. Plus the murderer father.
They want you dead, your children raped and enslaved and they think it's funny; the movie.
fricked a little zoomer twink and he recommended this so i watched it. it was better than i thought but still pretty crap. i thought he would like "arsenic and old lace" so i told him about it. he told me it was from before his time, as if at 26 it were from mine, and stopped seeing me.
she is a prostitute, idk why webm anon is doing mental gymnastics. the plot of the film is that the israelite kid is a sexless nerd and his parents are worried that he's never going to hit romantic/sexual milestones on his own so they pay jlaw with an expensive car and in exchange she pretends to be into their incel son.
How does it end?
Let me guess: they develop genuine feelings for each other.
Alternatively: he meets a girl he's really into and she helps him pick her up.
jennifer lawrence is hot in sort of an attainable way. she's not drop dead gorgeous but you do sort of get the sense she'd be easy to frick compared to most actresses. her personality is dogshit though
it's amazing like jerking off but much more intimate and better sensation than a hand, usually. pussies are all different though. and all men seem to agree on blowjobs, but for me they do nothing, i vastly prefer vegana.
It was lowkey telling HW prostitutes to start targeting the next generation of Harveys right now (the young studio execs who greenlit this and still have a thing for chicks who were big deals 10-15 years ago).
To pay JLaw money and preserve her career so she doesn't testify against any producers who may or may not have blown out her butthole.
absolute kino
That was actually pretty poignant. That's probably the point right there.
She also seemed to make a ton of stupid ridiculous decisions that kept screwing up her life but this nerd bomber virgin taught her how to really appreciate the small things AND herself by just learning to accept herself.
Shut up gay
the wiener in the finger trap was great, gonna try that one
Percy is fricking hot. I wouldn't need to be paid to have sex with him.
She stopped pulling away. She got over her fear of intimacy! Wow, great stuff
JLaw is finally okay with waxing, and knows Red Sparrow teasers aren't going to cut it anymore
>What was the message of this movie?
if you have rich white parents everything will be fine
why do you freaks have to specify a default every time.
there's non-white, and normal. that's it.
it's like saying "you have to breathe air".
>white
fkn dirty israelite. kys
That you can have a great career if you suck the right dicks.
People who work with her say she is a degenerate tactless frick with no impulse control
isn't she a literal self admitted aspie
smak the hiney .gif
it's current year, so probably
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i actually don't remember seeing any in the movie
it's the movie of the year then
it's really good, but i also saw no blacks in Beau is Afraid and No one will save you
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hoy shit im getting the fever big time
wait so you actually watch this shit
Yes, i actually do watch movies especially the good ones. Why?
>Yes, i actually do watch movies
Based webnon
das rite
So she's a roller skating prostitute in this movie?
she's not a prostitute
yeah, she's like an escort/babysitter
no, she's an uber driver
cuz she is hired to seduce the kid
>cuz she is hired to seduce the kid
So she is a prostitute then??
no, it's just one time and it's for a car not for money
Sounds a lot like a prostitute, Anon
>cuz she is hired to seduce the kid
>it's just one time and it's for a car not for money
that's sounds like prostitution.
Prostitute
noun
a person who engages in sexual intercourse or other sex acts for money; sex worker.
a person who willingly uses their talent or ability in a base and unworthy way, usually for money.
>in high school a girl flirted with me just as overtly as this
>I also froze
>proceeded to work in the same restaurant for a year and never speak to her
what chances I have wasted
Why does she dress like one then? Is she an onlyfans prostitute character or something?
The song Cowboy Casanova is definitely about a vampire though
>he's the devil in disguise
>a snake with blue eyes
>and he only comes out at night
>gives you feelings you don't want to fight
>better run for your life
She comes out of the ocean naked. That's the only explainin' you should require to dispel the contrarian impulses
it was free on the plane, it was pretty funny and suits jlaw's personality as a two-timing prostitute
a biography of jennifer lawrence's rise to fame
>imagine a dick fricking the human female face foerver
wtf orwell???
No
Jennifer's character had 5 boyfriends appear in the movie (including the MC), all 5 of them were white
why are you guys so mean to her?
because she's so arrogant about her opinions when she knows all her money/power comes from just being eye candy for hollywood executives, she's the quintessential white girl
i don't see that as a reason to be mean to her, it's just how she is
This is the behaviour of a woman who got pounded out when she was a kid.
they are seething with envy. remember this place is full of homosexuals, trannies, roasties and third worlders.
no one sane and normal has a problem with her.
The vast majority of the users here are straight males. There probably isn't a single woman posting on this board
alright I'll see this movie, that's fricking funny
Because they were all once in love with her and she turned out to be totally different than what they expected.
This was shit. None of the characters were likeable. The scenario of becoming a prostitute because israelites are taking your house is not suitable for a comedy and the actual audience are the ones this is being done to by the people making these movies. Plus the murderer father.
They want you dead, your children raped and enslaved and they think it's funny; the movie.
thanks for letting me, know. disgusting plot
I'm so sick of weimar
God i wish jlaw was my wife she's so pretty
>t. jlaw
fricked a little zoomer twink and he recommended this so i watched it. it was better than i thought but still pretty crap. i thought he would like "arsenic and old lace" so i told him about it. he told me it was from before his time, as if at 26 it were from mine, and stopped seeing me.
best question and one that must be asked for every film.
>nerdy israelite screws attractive white women movie #6,000,000
he might be a israelite but the cover of maneater was good
Don't trust older women
This movie sounds very confusing
she is a prostitute, idk why webm anon is doing mental gymnastics. the plot of the film is that the israelite kid is a sexless nerd and his parents are worried that he's never going to hit romantic/sexual milestones on his own so they pay jlaw with an expensive car and in exchange she pretends to be into their incel son.
How does it end?
Let me guess: they develop genuine feelings for each other.
Alternatively: he meets a girl he's really into and she helps him pick her up.
The movie actually does kinda point at those outcomes but they just end up being friends
Does she actually frick him though?
nope
What a shitty movie
blew a load in between her legs, so sort of
That's not sex, Anon
if ever there was a time to put the subtitles at the top of the screen, this was it. bad anon, no chocolate milk for you
jennifer lawrence is hot in sort of an attainable way. she's not drop dead gorgeous but you do sort of get the sense she'd be easy to frick compared to most actresses. her personality is dogshit though
I can fap to this
You can see parts of the underwear/shorts she has on before they edited on the naked ass/bush.
Messages are for children's movies.
it's good to Have sex.
man i love Having sex.
what does it feel like?
it's amazing like jerking off but much more intimate and better sensation than a hand, usually. pussies are all different though. and all men seem to agree on blowjobs, but for me they do nothing, i vastly prefer vegana.
what about butthole and feet
i never fricked any buttholes, anal sex is degenerate, and my butthole is busted anyway. so it just never entered into the equation for me.
salty bags of sand
HAVE SEX NERDS
19 year old is still a child who cooms at girl's thighs
he was hyper sheltered.
Boomers are fricking over Milennials and Zoomers and it is okay to hate them. Thats what I got out of it.
Just watched it. It was ok
Show JLaw nude in a way she can profit from
Making me cry because I was never molested by jlaw when I was 19. Why even live bros...
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It was lowkey telling HW prostitutes to start targeting the next generation of Harveys right now (the young studio execs who greenlit this and still have a thing for chicks who were big deals 10-15 years ago).
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Isn't this whole movie about her getting paid to rape some kid? wtf?