What was the point of this character?
>dude frick le system capitalism bad n shit
>i like punk rock did i mention i like punk rock
And why the frick was he black? I'm not offended but since when do black people give a shit about punk
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Everything has to be ruined OP, even music only elderly white people like.
He is so ugly
Is this supposed to look appealing? Wtf. Its like goyslop for the eye
>Is this supposed to look appealing?
in high res yeah, not in a 36dpi shitty internet image posted on a taiwanese knitting forum
The style would still look ugly.
since when anyone give a shit about punk
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Death and Bad Brains. Fishbone if you include Ska punk stuff.
Black Flag Damaged and My War
Also, D.H. Peligro from Dead Kennedy’s
homie looks 40
> since when do black people give a shit about punk
Punks always been filled with them awkward black dudes you never heard of bad badbrains
I'M LENNY KRAVITZ FOR PEOPLE WHO LOOK UGLY LIKE YOU.
This character works as a plot device. He hates organizations and has an interest in Miles because Miles is de facto ostracized from the organization for the crime of his existence. Spiderpunk pillages the tech from the organization and uses it to make his own dimension traveling devices for his own ends. You could even say that his interest in Gwen was secondary because of her proximity to Miles. Spiderpunk would actually make a great villain because of these traits, but that would convolute the story too much. Basically he would be a Joker type villain. All in all a good interesting character inclusion from a narrative standpoint that you are probably seething over on the grounds of appearance alone. At least he has a purpose and a motive unlike bikepreg.
>a well thought out reply that also points out genuine flaws in the movie
frick outta here this is Cinemaphile not some place to actually discuss movies and tv
>frick outta here this is Cinemaphile not some place to actually discuss movies and tv
Frick off, gay. Cinemaphile threads are hit and miss in terms of whether it's actual discussion or shitposting/shitfling fun. I'll take my chances on Cinemaphile any day over fricking reddit where groupthink is enforced by the shitty downvote/updoot system and tyrannical mods who make the jannies seem indifferent/totall hands off by comparison
You're responding to an actual redditor. They're having some gay little crisis and there are a bunch of them here. A lot of them only come here to shit up the place.
>They're having some gay little crisis and there are a bunch of them here.
This is the second time I saw this today, what the frick happened?
I'm getting second hand reports as I don't fequent reddit. I will say that I was trying to find info on disabling the crosshair in Halo CE and my search led me to a reddit that was completely locked. From what I hear there are a bunch like that and it has to do with a policy change I am ALSO unfamiliar with.
The tin-foil hatter in me suspects we were having too much fun buck breaking and had to be flooded with newbies
I had a similar experience looking up minecraft info.
I heard they're changing the site's API to frick over 3rd party apps, and I guess some people are boycotting.
Their corporate overlords are changing the API to frick over third party apps, and the official app is a piece of barely functioning shit, so the redditors are chimping out.
>gwen
>her
Them making him a villain would actually be kinda cool because he’s actually an alternate version of the original prowler but then the entire movie would be bloated to hell and back considering there’s already like 3 villains in this movie.
A well-constructed post? On Cinemaphile? What's the world coming to
How come American films have the token English/LANDANER guy always be black? Like in Oceans 11 with Don Cheadle.
With ___, you lose.
Europe was always 90% black, goy.
How the frick does his hair fit inside his mask?
Really?
comme ça
the nerds are calling hammerspace i think. the same can also apply to miles
Being white is itself punk in 2023.
I wondered that myself. They introduced an adult black man as a sexual partner for the underaged Gwen just to cuck 15 year old Miles? The cucking wasn’t even used for drama, as Hobie was immediately shown as a friend and ally to Miles. Gwen spreading her legs for another black spider-man cheapens her relationship with miles too, as she obviously has a fetish rather than a real connection. Very odd choices all around
>Gwen spreading her legs for another black spider-man cheapens her relationship with miles too, as she obviously has a fetish rather than a real connection. Very odd choices all around
More like spreading their moist Bussys
Can anyone tell me how the FRICK that hair can fit into a skintight mask?
punk was only ever redeemed by the novel fusion of reggae by a band like bad brains, the same type of same duality that rest the foundations of the universe, magical combination, such a useless genre otherwise
>why the frick was he black
Spider-Man history lesson time nerds:
Hobie Brown (Spider-Punk) is an alternate universe version of Hobie Brown, the Spider-Man villain The Prowler. Hobie Brown (the Prowler) was black
>the only time Hollywood digs deep into comic book lore is when Black folk are involved
Wowzers
>>the only time
You can't be serious though
Essentially (picrel).
this is now a punk thread
post punk tunes (not post-punk tunes)
Saw Descendants in 1996. First punk show. Formative moment in my life. Didn’t have tickets so the girl that took us blew the guy working door to get herself and three teenage boys in. She was a good friend
What is he also literally look like a troony?
>look back at all those "frick the system" bands from my teens
>israelite israelite israelite israelite israelite israelite israelite etc.
They were George Carlin frick the system types where the "system" is so-called "middle class White bankers"
What was the point of THIS character?
What a fricking downgrade
In a movie with a dinosaur spiderman this one managed to be the most ridiculous one.
whoopi goldberg lookin ass
marvel apes
jesniq'sha drip
>25 dollarydoos
Imagine paying that much for such ugly figure
That shit will be in stocks forever
Doesn’t even look like a spider
Here is a funny thing. Spider-Woman isn't supposed to have anything to do with a spider, so they can file for a trademark independent on Spider-Man.
>Frick capitalism
>As I make money with capitalism
Watch as the plebs eat this shit up
So if I wrote a book that has a character who is a punk, I am then a hypocrite about charging money for it? Are you guys like 12 or are you legitimately this moronic.
Better than Miles or raceswapped Jessica
I always find it hilarious when they have a "frick capitalism"-character in a movie that was essentially created to sell toys.
Leftists are LEGITIMATELY stupid.
You do realize Hobie is not a real person right?
...What does that have to do with anything? The dipshit character was created for the purpose of expressing and promoting a message created by real people. Those people just happen to be stupid.
He’s literally a satire. Cry somewhere else moron
>It's SATIRING SJW's!
You morons said the exact same thing about HBO's Watchman.
Sorry you’re too moron to understand a cartoon made for children
You said something similar about Watchmen, too.
This is a movie where one of the characters is a prominently featured flag supporting sexual mutilation of children. We all know the political alignment and motivation behind the people who made and wrote this movie.
Spiderman is such a tired character/franchise. It's a zombie marvel has been milking since the 1960s
The whole movie is le spider-man but if le black spider-man. So of course there is going to be a black punk guy.
Wasnt he always black?
Yes
People asking "why is he black" don't even know what fricking character he is
It's more cause black guy doesn't come to mind when thinking of 20th century English punk rock.
He's a teenager from modern day. Black Punks have been an aesthetic for a while now
a pair of zesty ass bussy bandtos
Black people literally invented rock music
>The dancing monkeys taught by israelites to perform for shekels are the ones who invented rock music!
Punk rock was the biggest meme and i'm glad it's dead
>thanks everyone for coming out and paying for tickets to our show, we're going to play a bunch of songs about how we hate the government, btw there's merch over there please buy our 20 dollar shirts
>What was the point of this character?
Since he doesn't really give a frick about the organization, he dips out when 2099 chimps out and sends his dimension thingy to Gwen so she can rescue Miles.
gwenwiener status?
Uncut.
Liberals believe they are punk but punk music was created to piss off the status que. The status que now sees punk as cool and commercial viable so all these "punk liberals" are just posers and conformists.
The original punk was started in the 80s by British neonazis/far right, a legitimate revolt against the ZOG status quo. Modern leftoids basically try to usurp the aesthetic and sentiment as a larp despite the fact that their entire identity is based on being an orc of the regime
The point is that he’s a dumb caricature just like
>pajeet parker acting like a metrosexual arjuna
>anime schoolgirl mecha spiderman
>old timey noir spiderman that’s all in black and white
>peter porker
He’s annoying because punks are actually pretty annoying 85% of the time. Why is he black? I don’t know, he should have looked like a mix between Spud from Trainspotting and Sid Vicious.
Great tune:
He was actually one of the more important Spiders for the story. The better question would be what is up with the hologram Spider-Girl. She does little in this film, but she is part of the band in the end. While Miles has a huge teen crush on Gwen, I have to say, the romance between her and Miles is more of a Chud's projections. The gologram girl will IMO end up the love interest.
btw, here in Eastern Europe, people laughed out loud at his remarks, he is clearly onver-the-top with the gimmick.
She’s in the band at the end because she helps miles get “home”
I know, but that's her job. Unlike all the others, she has no real connection to Miles at this point like Noir or Peni, nor is dhe fully introduced like the Indian one
IMO, she is set up as the love interest.
They spent a lot of this movie building up miles and gwen, it would be really stupid to hamfist another girl as the love interest for miles who he has barely met.
At most she's competition like Hobie was.
>They spent a lot of this movie building up miles and gwen,
See, that's where I disagree. They share the family drama that ties ALL the spiders together, but I do not see it as something romantic. Yes, he has a teen crush on her, she is also probably the only girl he knows.
>she
punk is probably the gayest genre of music ever. it's always hilarious seeing some 45 year old guy still clinging to that shit
Every character needs to be black and ugly now. If you question this you are hitler. Just stay quiet and accept white characters being erased because your ancestors enslaved a people who didn't have the brains to resist. Seems fair, right?
It's cute when punk pretends it was ever genuinely anti-establishment, and tries to delude you into thinking punk still exists and is actually this big anti establishment thing while agreeing with the establishment on every point.
Punk was always just a temper tantrum, nothing more.
I’m pretty sure that’s actually the point of the character as presented in the movie.
>giant hole in reality
>”it’s a metaphor for capitalism “
>immediately get told it isn’t
It’s clearly meant as a jibe against wannabe punks
I think he was just talking a load of shit and being a weirdo because he knew it made 2099 want to ignore his very existence out of frustration, allowing him to pilfer whatever tech and secrets he needed to create his own universe jumping device.
the movie is made for tweens and teens, just watch it at home and stop asking products aimed to a young audience to cater to you, an older audience member, it's like asking a kids show to appeal to adults and have clever writing
>Woah Miles is so special because he's a spiderman that isn't a variety of Peter Parker
>Also here are all these black characters who aren't Peter Parker variants either
DEY
Since bad brains
Hes the only one besides Mile who said no to the death cult.
Hes also the only one who actually said the words: "I quit."
Id argue the spider death cult is right IF Miguel is correct. Imagine saving one random person and the entire universe blows up. And let’s not kid ourselves, people were busting a nut over Peter’s suffering in No Way Home because “spider man needs death in his life” they were very clearly making a commentary on people’s warped views on spider man needing tragic deaths constantly.
If you are willing to let an innocent die with per-knowlege of the event when their is potentially a different way... You. Aren't. Spider. Man.
Period.
Its literally an entire universe worth of people vs 1 person. In the end Spider-man will literally kill billions and nearly every spider-man functions on a "you cant save everyone" motto. Also, Raimi Peter literally has a bodycount.
>Raimi Peter literally has a bodycount.
An innocent body count that he had pre-knowlege of?
If a bunch of weirdos suddenly surrounded you in a dark room and told you that you have to let your brother or parent die would you just be straight up down without exploring other options?
Also why did they cruely tell Miles about it before it happened if it was a canon event?
That would be like me telling you about 9/11 for no fricking reason before it happened and was just like "don't make a call about that trust me bro"?
>An innocent body count that he had pre-knowlege of?
He was literally going to kill sandman and would have gotten away with it if Sandman's powers didn't work the way it did.
>Also why did they cruely tell Miles about it before it happened if it was a canon event?
None of them knew his dad would become a captain until after the explanation of the canon events when MILES tells them.
>That would be like me telling you about 9/11 for no fricking reason before it happened and was just like "don't make a call about that trust me bro"?
From what we know now that is unironically what happened IRL
Come on, now.
It is an action adventure film for the whole family. I love it, great film, but let's not pretend we all know exactly how it ends. Either on a bittersweet note with Miles sacrificing himself (either literally or just being a Spider-Man) or Spider-Man 2099 in the dramatic final clash with Miles realizes he is in the wrong and joins the band and together fix everything and defeat spot. O'Hara probably dies heroically.
This guy is right
In this type of stores, heroes do not deal in lives.
OP ignoring all the Bad Brains comments
Black people invented hardcore punk.
Black people also kinda invented normal punk.
I find it hilarious how much Sony’s Indian marketing was hyping this guy up so much only for him to be in the movie for like 5 minutes.
He is important side character and is included in major action sequence.
Lol why do you fricking morons analyze this trash? Please, stop spamming this homosexual zoomer movie.
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Trying too hard
Just a fanfic about Jimy Hendrix being a spiderman by someone that knows shit about Jimy Hendrix.
Imagine going through your life seeing the name Jimi Hendrix - who's kinda really really famous - and not having the mental fortitude to remember how his name is spelled after seeing it hundreds if not thousands of times. That's beyond just being a bad speller, that's just straight up cognitive dysfunction, being unable to visualize a word after repeatedly seeing it. Either you are disabled, or you truly don't give a shit about something as important as the language you use on a daily basis.
this movie is so fricking ugly
like every character and the art style and the animation and everything
it's just fricking ugly
The writers are lefties who want to be "inclusive" but will make their characters merely look black and not act black.
Some early 2000s gangsta rap throwback would have been more apt instead of using punk