What was this expression trying to convey?

And is it in some kind of contract that the show is obligated to have at least one weird awkward sex scene at some point during every episode this season?

They keep making the characters frick, and it's never sexy- it's always real weird looking.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's bigger on the inside

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ya, you see these two teen lesbians about to have some steamy lesbo sex? Frick that, heres two old people fricking instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the brown bloated mutt and that demi-troon?
      You must be some amerimutt troony or something. Nobody else would make that statement.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's always real weird looking.
    So its realistic.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is what I see

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles already did that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles already did that.

      It's on YouTube.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot link: https://youtu.be/V2mxiceKY7g?si=BzW34NGNuzO32pfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek anon

        anyone else enjoy this episode with a sweet, cold can of Pepsi® ?

        glad someone else noticed the extremely abrasive product placement

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Saw this thread before I watched the ep and assumed she was getting attacked by the killer cos she got too close to the truth lol

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's HBO

    someone has sex in every episode, there is on screen tobacco use, and there is someone drinking despite people not liking sex scenes and media depictions of those other 2 greatly contributing to poor habits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like that people as prudish as you still exist. It's like when you see some Amish people and you're like "Yeah, good for them."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >despite people not liking sex scenes
      Incel opinions don't count.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >despite people not liking sex scenes
      you're projecting, chuddie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN TOBACCORINO, MY GOVERNMENT THAT PUMPS CHILDREN FULL OF CORN SYRUP TOLD ME THAT TOBACCO IS... LE BAD!!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer bootlickers have 0 response to this
        Every time, based corn syrup poster. Nicotine is a nootropic

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is that Spud from Trainspotting?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Close. It's the original Doctor Who (TV-Series 2005--) Christoper Eccleston.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't he Spud in Trainspotting?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. That was Ewan Bremner. I understand the confusion though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Original Doctor Who was 1963.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but the revival and start of the latest tv show was 2005. Please acquire reading comprehension. You are annoying everyone, ESL.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More precisely Christopher "it's been 28 days, we need to repopulate the earth" Eccleston

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Colonel "Not even a crumb of pussy for a stinky month!" from 30 Days Later?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember any awkward sex scenes in the first season. they were all pretty hot. Anons were just filtered by Rust cumming fast but it was better than the alternative

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The sex scene in S4 Ep1 was hot but nothing on Season 1.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that old b***h pussy dry as hell and his wiener is probably hurting it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex scenes and breasts'n ass is what HBO is all about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Funny because I didn't see any breasts or ass in this supposed breasts and ass show.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >irl dyke
    >plays straight any chance she can get
    >probably had Mel's babies

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least no dyke or gay shit, straight normal people only. That's something at least, guys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You definitely did not watch the episode.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I did, there was no dykes or homos. Both of the MCs are straight women.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You forget about the daughter subplot?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            remind me that again, i can't be arsed to remember this shit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She snuck out and made out with her gf there was also some flirting at the hockey rink. I'm not saying it was egregious or anything but it was there.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >her gf
                lol what a joke as much as his boyfriend. This shit is sick and I will die on this hill. i swear, every fricking show has this shit and dykes. it's virtue signaling to a more dumb population (women) with the added bonus of it not being disgusting (due to coombait) so people either just shit on it passively or don't much care. evil either way, to convince the breeding sex to not be heterosexual is evil because they are so dumb they fall for it. fricking morons.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She needs to retire

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She snuck out and made out with her gf there was also some flirting at the hockey rink. I'm not saying it was egregious or anything but it was there.

              daughter filmed herself doing something lewd with the other teen ice skater girl. its revealed near when Jodie almost hits that drunk whale they put in the drunk tank. theres a lot of sex in this show so far. i know season 1 had some too frig off we only 2 episodes in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Old people romance is as woke as anything else. I find it tragic. Take the new Jurassic Dominion for instance. Dr. Grant was rewritten to have lived a life of misery and regret having not married Ellie, and then they get together in the end after Ellie has found herself after an empowering divorce, unironically that’s what happened they’re 75 years old. Tragic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they’re 75 years old
        He might be but she's like 20 years younger than him you just wouldn't guess it by looking at her.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would cum inside jodie without a second thought

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can cream pie grannies without risk till your hearts content

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        im pretty sure she did not want him to finish because YES i did watch it

        lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jodie was really cute in this episode (not that scene). Before that, I noticed how damn bright blue her eyes were, like she was in Dune or something, looked like they saturated her color. Also when she's taking down the Christmas decorations

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could forgive all of it if it wasn't for the complete out of place soundtrack that ruins every attempt of creating some atmosphere, the cheap attempt to create a tie in with season 1 by making the Tuttles an international crime family and Rusts father a fricking ghost or the badly written dialogue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's definitely a thing. i'd like to hear some natural ambience at least a few times even its just wind for god sake.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's over. If people still hate on S2 after this, they should kill themselves.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can we vote here for dumbest scene?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he did that opening of the chest gesture which silly me, thought was important. otherwise this is hilarious. the snow on the face maybe too? guess im just looking for a reason they showed us this bullshit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's scarier than a ghost doing interpretive dance?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          we didnt know it was a ghost or w/e until later though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you didn't, anyone that wasn't moronic knew

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was his dad big on dancing or is this unique to ghosts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This could've been potentially interesting or even spooky, but it's way too clean looking and the constant cuts to the stupid old b***h's face which isn't even changing is the proof the creators are hacks who are scared to just go for it and let their shit breathe. This is the major difference between auteurs and corporate slop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this guy is supposed to rust's dad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Judging by timelines, he could be Rust's brother. But not father or son.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever I see a character move like this, it takes me out of the medium. I immediately know it's some gay dancer brought in for this specific bit part. I know this character will do nothing but dance. And worse, the movements are always stock right from the stage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why every prestige show made by women need to have interpretative dance? That's the gayest shit ever.

        This
        Women are so lame and moronic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      was passable until 0:19, the visual fx go too far.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's Frank!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why every prestige show made by women need to have interpretative dance? That's the gayest shit ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIGHT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw Rust does the CCP version of Riverdance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what female directors do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny because if you go frame by frame, firing in any of the 120 positions would de-stabilize you, and make you fall or miss your shot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The longer you watch, the more you can feel the blonde's struggling.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's the fat ass
            She was supposed to like, roll over her ass, but instead she threw herself on it hard, and took it a little more to recover

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This star wars?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like resident evil to me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >zoombie doesn't know about Christian Bale's Gun Kata

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If lynch directed this you giys would love it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if lynch directed this it would at least look interesting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You really don't need to be inviting that comparison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happens when a franchise grows stale and the producers think, after binging Twin peaks and Xfiles, "we should do something like that! That's art, that's different. It'll be transcendent!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit WHAT is that show or movie where there’s a school shooting and everyone has a dance off to stop him? Same exact energy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why every prestige show made by women need to have interpretative dance? That's the gayest shit ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe this is Rust's Dad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't even make sense, his dad was supposed to be completely off the grid or dead for decades.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why dance? I can't imagine a survivalist was big on interpretive dance. Is this just how ghosts communicate? Is the woman a dancer and that's how she interprets hallucinations? I know they're not going to explain it but that's part of the problem.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Rust saw signs in S1 so we’ll have our characters see signs in S4!
          extent of the thought put into it
          Scenes like this are great red flags that completely filter a movie so you don’t accidentally watch it. Like Boyega popping up in Nuwars. Obviously a movie featuring that shot was gonna suck. Why would I want to watch something written by anyone who chose to put that or this interpretative dance ghost or racist israelite shit on screen?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dude she's like mainlining the secret of the universe it's actually 420 this whole time bro! Rust did years of undercover narcotics with fricking meth and acid who is this b***h? At this point I wouldn't be surprised if she was the yellow king and they were making all of that acid for her or some shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the script it's a shadow in the snow doing the dancing. Would have been fricking creepy Kino.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ep 2 crime scene
    >jodie foster trying her best to sound tough and yell at the same time

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just watched it,

    positives
    streets ahead than the first episode,
    better pacing,
    acting is on track,
    jodie and kid cop are best atm,
    navarro also looked more settled in this

    negatives
    not enough breathing room to create atmosphere

    questionable choice of music, accompanying sounds not conducive for mystery / horror

    stupid plot points - navarro apparently has been searching everything about annie since she died 8 years ago, but she didnt know that annie had a scientist bf, that they had a secret trailer inside a trailer park that has at max 6 trailers, and though annie's phone was never found at the crime scene, navarro could not locate it inside the secret trailer? is mobile phone tracking a super exclusive technique not available in far-off places? unlikely

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is mobile phone tracking a super exclusive technique not available in far-off places?
      They cracked the screen and that's how phones work didn't you know?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New cringekino dropped?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tuttle international seems to be linked to yellow king inc.
      >carcosa?
      >no, you put mayo on your sandwich you native dummy

      What did the writers mean by this?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't bother watching after the first episode does it get any better?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      more things happen but no not better yet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The dancing ghost dude is Rust's dad. One of the frozen dudes is alive in a coma. The first season spiral is important to this casw. I want to bone Jodi Foster and the trooper.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The dancing ghost dude is Rust's dad.
        People suggested that ironically, like y'know something that they shouldn't do. And here we are.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >y'know
          have a nice day

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Woah there cowboy!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Talk more like a homosexual than you already do pls

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tuttle comes back as well as some Weyland Yutani-esque megacorp. Idk what they're doing. It's making me feel discumbobulated

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i took it as memberberries and a red herring, which is me giving the writers some huge leeway for that shit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That'd be nice, but I think they brought in the new series lead over Pizza with the intent to attempt to franchise the series, and the only season worth attaching to is the first season. I hope you're right, but we'll know soon enough I guess if more connections pop up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Tuttle comes back as well as some Weyland Yutani-esque megacorp.
            You have to be shitting me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They're financing the research facility. Other anon is probably right, red herring

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Way better. It's not great, see

      just watched it,

      positives
      streets ahead than the first episode,
      better pacing,
      acting is on track,
      jodie and kid cop are best atm,
      navarro also looked more settled in this

      negatives
      not enough breathing room to create atmosphere

      questionable choice of music, accompanying sounds not conducive for mystery / horror

      stupid plot points - navarro apparently has been searching everything about annie since she died 8 years ago, but she didnt know that annie had a scientist bf, that they had a secret trailer inside a trailer park that has at max 6 trailers, and though annie's phone was never found at the crime scene, navarro could not locate it inside the secret trailer? is mobile phone tracking a super exclusive technique not available in far-off places? unlikely

      but it's way, way better than the first episode

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys catch the AI generated poster? lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im not sure what to think of it because i cant write it off as intentional or a mistake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the IVE one is real
      wony bros we made it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the IVE one is real
      wony bros we made it

      neither of those posters are actually on that wall. that's pajeet-tier green screen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Christ.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who thought Jodie Foster would be a good fit for the tough small town police chief? This season is awful so far

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"clothed" sex scene

    Now this is unnecessary

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >and it's never sexy- it's always real weird looking.
    that's just realistic. real life sex doesn't look like your porn movies lol

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what are his expressions meant to convey?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Old and probably at risk of a heart attack. Also that Jodi pussy goes crazy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jodie Foster's 60 year old vegana feels so tight and hot around his penis. He has literally never had better sex in his entire life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lesbian pussy must be the loosest there is with all the shit they shove in there that will never give the satisfaction of having their cervix sprayed down.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          incel detected

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He’s right though. You should hear these b***hes talk about needing a gas-powered motor to get them off.
            But you know everybody who says things here is an incel. They have opinions, so that means nobody wants to frick’em. Logic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Truth, I've had lesbians tell me lesbo sex lacks potency

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Jodie getting plowed scene
      >30 years too late
      Better late than never *unzips wiener*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you mean 40 years too late

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You mean 50 years too late.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this homie has not seen The Accused

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this homie has not seen The Accused

        A Very Long Engagement (2004)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would, so hard. Older women are a goldmine. Experienced and fricking wild and burning for sex. I'm not even good enough for them though. frick i should kill myself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Old people having unerotic sex. Bravo HBO, expectations subverted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair id probably make those faces if i got to frick hot gilf jodie foster

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M ACTING
      Jodie looks hot as frick though, the tight body mixed with that old face, hnggh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WE'RE HAVING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the hand on the back of his head
      >the way she pulls him into an embrace at the end

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the way she complains about him sweating on her immediately after that. nah it sucks.

        It seems like she just somehow came into town and banged half of Alaska until somebody made her the Chief of police

        it does seem that way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lads I think I'm asexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have these people ever had sex? what the frick is this. it looks like dr who tries to pull out his dick out of a bear trap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not FOR YOU, Chud. Real sex is awkward and weird and good sometimes <3

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This but unironically. Lotta you don't frick and it shows

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hollywood shows white man as incompetent. weird, sometimes malicious and evil, women and blacks having their shit together and in positions of power

        many such cases

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh right... constantly blanking and completely forgetting about this. now it makes sense.
          thanks, fren

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hollywood shows white man as incompetent. weird, sometimes malicious and evil, women and blacks having their shit together and in positions of power

            many such cases

            have these people ever had sex? what the frick is this. it looks like dr who tries to pull out his dick out of a bear trap

            Seriously how off the meds do you have to be to see a simple sex scene in a movie and immediately go off on tangents about conspiracy theories and propaganda?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              seriously how off the meds do you have to be to not recognise one of the most obvious patterns occuring in front of your face?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He has phimosis

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        her kegel technique destroyed his penis

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The face he makes is super realistic. I've filmed myself having sex/jacking off and I make the same faces he did.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I've filmed myself having sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im so embarrassed by our pathetic cuck society who just gathers around the television every night to watch their favorite actress perform pantomime fake sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gross no one wants to see this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a comedy, to be honest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >staring at each others faces while having sex

      That's so fricking weird, I'm usually fixated on the breasts, ass, or my eyes are closed because I'm lightly nipping or smooching the girl's neck.

      Staring at the person and making Maori war faces is disturbing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The girl's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So in the first episode we had the sex scene with the black girl and in the second we have Jodie Foster. Who will frick in the third episode?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        White cop and the mail order bride? Although I doubt they would let it be a win for him they would probably have her crack a dick joke or something.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Guy's absolutely getting catfished
          They need to humiliate him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can Jodie stop overacting? She was awful in elysium as well because of that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      9th Doctor aside, I would, so, so hard. Love me some tight MILFs and GILFs. Anyone wanna cut up the WEBM and do some close-ups on Jodie's face?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IMAGINE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      strangely tight and muscular body for a 61yo...
      cgi enhanced or body double?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He could smell her c**t.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do people really make those spergy faces during sex?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they sure do
        honestly it's fricking funny sometimes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she is hot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love old ladies so fricking much bros.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not gonna lie, I got a half chub to GILF Jodie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        brb coomin'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when you're old your dick hurts, your legs and back hurt, your prostate hurts, you need to focus not to shoot prematurely...

      i know zoomers are generally clueless but one should expect some basic reasoning about the world, or there will be mass suicides when this generation hits 40

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would do unspeakable things to MILF Jodie you frickers have no idea.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I hope Mark David Chapman doesn't find out about this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have seen this! This is an old scene where Jodie and her son stay on the same cheap hotel with only one bed and she tells him they have to make the best of it and get a good night sleep before going on her sister's itinerary and that he knows how she is implying her sister is a very strict woman who makes sure everyone follows the plan.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      new jak on the log

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >CARMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE REFRIGERATOR DOOOOR

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    twink cop is so cute :3.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope his acting career isn't ruined because of this show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Very true. Hope he doesn't get got or turn out to be evil. Jodi and him should frick.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How will they work him in?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has dementia right? He just shows up out of nowhere, no idea where he is or how he got there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek he thought he was walking through the jungle and ended up here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and somehow he'll have dudes toothbrush he doesn't remember stealing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dem keedz
      >sall i can think abou

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sall i can think abou
        >tsalal research facility
        bros...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He funded the research facility
          His dementia just remembered “Tuttle” from an earlier case in Louisiana

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women have so much sex it's unreal. Is every episode going to have a girl getting action? Is this their normal life? I bet after they lose their virginity they don't go two weeks without sex. Sex scenes make me want to start drinking again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ive been skipping them but i bet them heathens put important information in them im missing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >put important information in them im missing
        During the sex scenes their hasn't been anything worth knowing. But post sex there has, so watch that at least.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ill rewatch thanks for the heads up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Miles even before college.

      t. distributed miles in high school

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Women have so much sex it's unreal.
      that's literally their only reason for even being on planet earth in the first place?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you asking a question?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > I bet after they lose their virginity they don't go two weeks without sex.
      I hope they do, because I may be fricking my gf only once a month at best

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WAY UP NORTH WHERE THE AIR GETS COLD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >when you just got boosted and might make it home to watch Night Country before your stroke

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the sex scenes all rapes so far?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All women would be serial rapists if they were stronger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the female director have a kink for rape

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wtf no one told me eccleston was in it
    guess i'll watch it then

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So how many marriages has Danvers destroyed? Because it seems like she's fricked every male character on the show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like she just somehow came into town and banged half of Alaska until somebody made her the Chief of police

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of Twin Peaks, minus the soap opera parody. Everyone was fricking everyone in TP.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it is a virus, how they gonna arrest it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Danvers husband is gonna be in on it
      They arrest him
      The Tuttles escape yet again like The League of Shadows

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >accidentaly releases virus
      >but cant be arrested because it will expose people high up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If it is a virus, how they gonna arrest it?

        the story is 100% about a some virus they dug up and fricking white people ruining poor native american people's lives

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They have to shrink down and fight the virus on a microscopic level, the Covid stabs Jodie Foster and holds her in the air by the throat taunting her, but the native cop lady rushes in only to be knocked down by an axe to the chest, Jodie shoots Covid in the head with Pfizer vaccine, both our hero’s survive, the closing line is “once there was only Covid, if you ask me, the science is winning”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Take off your mask

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Prions are not a virus, brainlet.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So how mad was Pizzaman when his choice for opening theme dropped a month earlier in the Madam Web trailer? It makes it impossible to take the credit seriously.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pizzaman left the show after S2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would web that madam

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    contact 2 was a bit extreme

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the French version

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some sort of predictive programming?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not really there is a show from 2015 called Fortitude that did this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not really there is a show from 2015 called Fortitude that did this.

      and the plot of The Thing too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      X-files did it in the 90s as well. One of my favourite episodes.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao I had no idea what the context was of this picture.

    I thought it was Helen Hunt and Kevin Costner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought it was Helen Hunt and Kevin Costner
      Oh great, one more reason to scour my thoughts with high molar perchloric acid.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this ep was much better than the first one. This show is getting kinda good, bros. We got too wienery

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else enjoy this episode with a sweet, cold can of Pepsi® ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't drink or watch goyslop, so no.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sugar is poison so no.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    other scientists raped and killed annie k and clark is avenging her, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As if this show couldn't rip off Wind River harder.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As if this show couldn't rip off Wind River harder.

      He couldn't be the hero.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He cloned her using the tongue be the result is some Thing-tier monster with some memory fragments bent on revenge.
      Nah. The town is known for ghosts. So supernatural might be real, or it's the mine poisoning the water for years and now since last week it got really bad (black water, more hallucinations, etc.) because the mine or the scientists released something from the ice more fully.
      Frankly, given the sources for the plot (the pass incident, etc.) I wouldn't be surprised if they go the Wendigo Psychosis route and make people start talking about wanting to eat human flesh.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it was all just mass psychosis, except for that one lady’s “visions”
        >but what does it mean?
        Aaaand season.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You gays can say what you want but I have huge respect for her for doing this. How many women who spent their prime in Holywood would be ok be fricked on film @ 60 years old for millions of people to critique? The answer is near 0. And before any of you mouth breathing, I keep my shirt on at the beach and during sex gays start talking shit think again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So we’re supposed to clap like seals for her willing to spread her legs for the camera
      Finally.
      Oh wait, she already did that in The Accused.
      >OMG SO STUNNING AND BRAVE!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I have respect for women who get naked for money

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dancing ghost is obviously Rust's father

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember almost anything from S1, only that I was disappointed at the ending.
    Can someone give me a quick run down of it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lousiana cultists who basically run the state worship silly names like Carcosa and The Yellow King, kidnapping children and women, murdering and raping and sacrificing them.

      Cultists use clean fronts like schools and religious institutions to operate. Time is a flat circle.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think these references to season 1 will pay off or is it just blatant cheap pandering?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >women director
      no way its anything but the later

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched Doctor Who seriously, but Eccleston strikes me as the only reboot series worth watching.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man I was hoping granny foster will frick that young white boy cop...
    Well maybe there is still a chance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, would be easier to self insert.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think she'll try at some point, whenever the kid's dad is revealed as being one of the people who killed the native girl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's the only dude she hasn't fricked yet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, would be easier to self insert.

      I think she'll try at some point, whenever the kid's dad is revealed as being one of the people who killed the native girl.

      He's the only dude she hasn't fricked yet.

      Wait a second, how many people has Jodie Foster fricked on this show?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        on screen or plot wise?
        either way A LOT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The dude from Anchorage, on screen, and has been for 19 years, which destroyed both of their marriages.
        The geology teacher, who I think is also the ice rink owner's husband.
        The young cop's dad, almost definitely.
        We still don't know why she and Navarro hate each other, but they probably fricked.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also her husband
          >The dude from Anchorage, on screen, and has been for 19 years, which destroyed both of their marriages.
          THEY WERE.ON.A.BREAK

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If all feels so manufactured
    It's like people try to justify so hard the R-rating
    They WANT it mature
    They want the old people audience
    They just have no idea how
    "make every character say something about fricking all the time"

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I find it so cringe when the dad goes
    >YOU STEALED from your house! You are a STEALER! You, a cop, now STEAL!!!
    As if the files were his or something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      everybody being okay with him keeping police records at his home was wild to me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Their office has boxes of files everywhere. They clearly don't have room to keep all the files.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I also really don't get what's going on with this and I'm hoping we get more about it. Like why are they letting some schizo cop be precious about keeping police files? Why does Jodie Foster tell the young cop to sneak in and get them with subterfuge? Isn't she the commanding officer? Why doesn't she just say hey chucklefrick bring those records in?
        It doesn't make sense to me unless he has like Alzheimer's or something and they're just being gentle with him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and if she's not the commanding officer, why didn't her superior do it? it seems like a contrivance. if a flood necessitated their relocation, why not move them back after, etc? it's weird.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i have no idea what the point of that plot is, like you said it's fricking preposterous that he has all those boxes of files. i think they said in the first episode he's had them since a fire or a flood or something and she asked him for them so they all clearly know he has loads of files in his house but wont go get them because ...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She's sabotaging other people's relationships around her. For example she also prevented the young cop to go home to his family, she went there instead for her daughter and told the cop's wife/girlfriend/whatever that she don't want him at home anyway. The young cop thinks of her as mentor/mother figure, but she will frick his life up before the season ends...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why aren't those records digitized? You can't afford a fricking scanner? Take pictures of the paperwork or something holy shit.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I found quite heavy-handed is the foreshadowing, for example I am pretty sure that the bar owner/Navarro's victim is going to be eaten by his dogs later in the series, there was another scene or line in the beginning that also has a strong foreshadow to it

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    at the end of the day all dykes love the wiener

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If they love wiener then why do they identify as lesbians?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because they wish they had one you dumb homosexual and they will still end up preferring dildos over ribbing most of the time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *tribbing

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No irony whatsoever, I would still have sex with Jodie Foster. I believe the whole dyke thing is a front, she only has sex with men on screen and looks like she does it for real. So, why keep up the act?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She still looks good and is a very intelligent woman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is she a dyke though?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She has a high IQ

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lol no

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She is one of those celebrities who convinces me that she has a high IQ unlike other actors like Ben Afleck or Matt Damon
              https://brightside.me/articles/8-hollywood-celebrities-with-surprisingly-high-iqs-812060/#:~:text=Ben%20has%20an%20IQ%20score,of%20geniuses%20or%20near%2Dgeniuses.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rreally Matt Damon doesn't strike you as high iq?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He and Ben haven't shown it to me. I can't believe people like lady gaga show up and not guys like James Cameron or even Nolan.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was a joke. I don't think anyone outside of hollywood has ever mistaken Damon for being high iq.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno i don't watch that shit
    Jodie cute

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all sex scenes are pointless

    it's time we get rid of them in movies for good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at the very least just give us a "dumb incel cut" without them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that difficult to press the right arrow and skip them.
        But it is funny how women accuse men of porn addiction and every time a woman directs something, it is full of needless sex.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, when women do it it's not just about sex but about liberation. Jodie must frick like crazy irl.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Liberation from what?
            Women are slaves to their base instinct, no different than animals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The sex scene with Rust in TD season 1 was important for the plot, and I'll die in that hill
      Every scene with Martin having sex was not necessary to let us know he was cheating tho
      But the Rust one was 100% plot related and we need to see it happen, because we need to see how low Rust was at that point to be able to cave in, how little his weakness spot lasts and how fast he regrets it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I could argue that Marty's sex scenes had information. First one did show how casual it is, and the anal girl did show that he was feeling guilty. Also this one was tied to Cohle asking Marty "was that down payment"?
        Well, apparently, in a way, it was.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I could argue that Marty's sex scenes had information.
          Irrelevant information
          We know Marty cheats and that's it, HIS guilt doens't matter or the scope of his cheating or anything, only that he cheats
          But like I said, Rust's sex scene is a test (and failure) of his character, and it had to be there

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, spergy film student, I know your parents fricked your generation by filling you with amphetamines and gluing iPads to you so your brain doesn't work right anymore, but those of us who are normal like seeing Alexandra Daddario's big ol milkers hanging over Woody's face.
            Seriously watching you zoomies and your crusade against sex scenes is the cringiest shit I've ever seen. People frick. At least normal people, it's part of life. And when they frick they say shit and hearing the shit that they say is relevant. As are the breasts. Your father should've beat you more.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is the whole replacement thing happening way sooner than I thought? I didn’t think they wanted to start with zoomers I thought they would ease into it more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      grow up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both Avatar and Terminator can stay.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jodie Foster is really pretty, HOWEVER
    she looked like an old woman already in Contact 25 years ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Old lady
      It's her thin lips, and the way she keeps them pursed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i think this is a goon analysis
        she is still very pretty though its just more in a very dignified way
        I think she would make a really kino president just based on her looks alone

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon but you guys are going a little hard on the coombait angle she's pretty fricking old, it's okay to think she looks old when she is actually old.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they made jodie nicely sweaty but not the big muscle b***h
    why, pizzaman?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pizzaman is not directing this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's still his fault

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The music at the end of the episode was so jarring.
    They really fricked up with music choices this season.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      slapping shitty songs over the episode to "create mood" or whatever is the one of the cheapest, lamest tricks in the book and the fact half this show is just random songs over the characters staring blanky is embarrassing

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t Jodie Foster like 70 years old? Won’t be watching.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen any True Detective at all. Not S1 to 3.
    But I watched the first episode of this because I love spooky paranormal shit in an arctic setting, and the first episode didn't disappoint.
    Might go back and watch the others if it has a similar feel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 has spooky swamp setting and unlike S4 it's actually compelling and well written.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from the usual feminist garbage and the cheap tie-ins to season 1 it's not so bad. I'll watch it. Also Jodie foster is somehow so fricking hot. Too bad every female character has to be a prostitute because we're in 2024

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait it's written and directed by a woman omegalool yea all hope of it turning out not so bad is lost.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can anyone see this as anything but Jodie Foster signing up for a role in order to rape the young actresses playing dykes behind the scenes

    Frick I fricking hate homosexuals

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    k

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they are trying to cure old hags like you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      Man, women are such morons. It's like a shitpost you'd read on Cinemaphile.
      >anon 1: I want to fill her with my baby juice
      >anon 2: IN ENGLISH, DOC

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        like seriously, she could've went
        >so what, prolongued life or immortality even?
        while chuckling it off as out there nerd bullshit instead of spouting the most generic phrase of them all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        After a few of these threads I think a few women unironically created a shitpost ironically not on purpose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not sure that'ss about how the viewers are stupid
      may be how the millennial writers think the boomers are: not knowing basic biology like DNA or cellular decay, when they were already studying that in high school back then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s catering to the widest audience possible, which is why it’s hot garbage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >millennial writers
        You know anyone can just go and look this stuff up right? It's solidly gen x. Along with most of the other stuff that gets blamed on millenials.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Millennial is no longer an age, it's a vibe. Millennial writing is anything that isn't constantly glorifying masculinity.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it's a vibe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gen x did this. Nobody was even blaming you for shit you just fricked us over for no reason at all.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they don't want you to fap you filthy coomer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jokes on them, I already fapped to Jodie and that baboon's black ass

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OH YEAH, FRICK MY CRUSTY c**t HARDER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Allakan thinkabout iz dat crust

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    found it bros, blizzard is the killer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong thread, vg is two blocks down.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder if the third or fourth episode will feature some sort of action packed sequence as has been the case with the other seasons where some routine event quickly evolves into a catastrophe, whether it's a huge shootout or some other shit going down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They talked about people wanting to do a protest about the water this episode.

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