And is it in some kind of contract that the show is obligated to have at least one weird awkward sex scene at some point during every episode this season?
They keep making the characters frick, and it's never sexy- it's always real weird looking.
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>It's bigger on the inside
>ya, you see these two teen lesbians about to have some steamy lesbo sex? Frick that, heres two old people fricking instead
You mean the brown bloated mutt and that demi-troon?
You must be some amerimutt troony or something. Nobody else would make that statement.
>it's always real weird looking.
So its realistic.
This is what I see
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles already did that.
It's on YouTube.
Forgot link: https://youtu.be/V2mxiceKY7g?si=BzW34NGNuzO32pfy
Tell me more.
kek anon
glad someone else noticed the extremely abrasive product placement
Saw this thread before I watched the ep and assumed she was getting attacked by the killer cos she got too close to the truth lol
It's HBO
someone has sex in every episode, there is on screen tobacco use, and there is someone drinking despite people not liking sex scenes and media depictions of those other 2 greatly contributing to poor habits
I like that people as prudish as you still exist. It's like when you see some Amish people and you're like "Yeah, good for them."
>despite people not liking sex scenes
Incel opinions don't count.
>despite people not liking sex scenes
you're projecting, chuddie
>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN TOBACCORINO, MY GOVERNMENT THAT PUMPS CHILDREN FULL OF CORN SYRUP TOLD ME THAT TOBACCO IS... LE BAD!!!!
>zoomer bootlickers have 0 response to this
Every time, based corn syrup poster. Nicotine is a nootropic
is that Spud from Trainspotting?
No.
Yes.
Close. It's the original Doctor Who (TV-Series 2005--) Christoper Eccleston.
Wasn't he Spud in Trainspotting?
Nah. That was Ewan Bremner. I understand the confusion though.
Original Doctor Who was 1963.
Yes, but the revival and start of the latest tv show was 2005. Please acquire reading comprehension. You are annoying everyone, ESL.
More precisely Christopher "it's been 28 days, we need to repopulate the earth" Eccleston
Is that Colonel "Not even a crumb of pussy for a stinky month!" from 30 Days Later?
I don't remember any awkward sex scenes in the first season. they were all pretty hot. Anons were just filtered by Rust cumming fast but it was better than the alternative
The sex scene in S4 Ep1 was hot but nothing on Season 1.
that old b***h pussy dry as hell and his wiener is probably hurting it
Sex scenes and breasts'n ass is what HBO is all about.
Funny because I didn't see any breasts or ass in this supposed breasts and ass show.
>irl dyke
>plays straight any chance she can get
>probably had Mel's babies
At least no dyke or gay shit, straight normal people only. That's something at least, guys.
You definitely did not watch the episode.
I did, there was no dykes or homos. Both of the MCs are straight women.
You forget about the daughter subplot?
remind me that again, i can't be arsed to remember this shit
She snuck out and made out with her gf there was also some flirting at the hockey rink. I'm not saying it was egregious or anything but it was there.
>her gf
lol what a joke as much as his boyfriend. This shit is sick and I will die on this hill. i swear, every fricking show has this shit and dykes. it's virtue signaling to a more dumb population (women) with the added bonus of it not being disgusting (due to coombait) so people either just shit on it passively or don't much care. evil either way, to convince the breeding sex to not be heterosexual is evil because they are so dumb they fall for it. fricking morons.
She needs to retire
daughter filmed herself doing something lewd with the other teen ice skater girl. its revealed near when Jodie almost hits that drunk whale they put in the drunk tank. theres a lot of sex in this show so far. i know season 1 had some too frig off we only 2 episodes in.
Old people romance is as woke as anything else. I find it tragic. Take the new Jurassic Dominion for instance. Dr. Grant was rewritten to have lived a life of misery and regret having not married Ellie, and then they get together in the end after Ellie has found herself after an empowering divorce, unironically that’s what happened they’re 75 years old. Tragic.
>they’re 75 years old
He might be but she's like 20 years younger than him you just wouldn't guess it by looking at her.
i would cum inside jodie without a second thought
you can cream pie grannies without risk till your hearts content
im pretty sure she did not want him to finish because YES i did watch it
lol
Jodie was really cute in this episode (not that scene). Before that, I noticed how damn bright blue her eyes were, like she was in Dune or something, looked like they saturated her color. Also when she's taking down the Christmas decorations
I could forgive all of it if it wasn't for the complete out of place soundtrack that ruins every attempt of creating some atmosphere, the cheap attempt to create a tie in with season 1 by making the Tuttles an international crime family and Rusts father a fricking ghost or the badly written dialogue
that's definitely a thing. i'd like to hear some natural ambience at least a few times even its just wind for god sake.
It's over. If people still hate on S2 after this, they should kill themselves.
Can we vote here for dumbest scene?
he did that opening of the chest gesture which silly me, thought was important. otherwise this is hilarious. the snow on the face maybe too? guess im just looking for a reason they showed us this bullshit.
What's scarier than a ghost doing interpretive dance?
we didnt know it was a ghost or w/e until later though
Maybe you didn't, anyone that wasn't moronic knew
Was his dad big on dancing or is this unique to ghosts?
This could've been potentially interesting or even spooky, but it's way too clean looking and the constant cuts to the stupid old b***h's face which isn't even changing is the proof the creators are hacks who are scared to just go for it and let their shit breathe. This is the major difference between auteurs and corporate slop.
this guy is supposed to rust's dad.
Judging by timelines, he could be Rust's brother. But not father or son.
Whenever I see a character move like this, it takes me out of the medium. I immediately know it's some gay dancer brought in for this specific bit part. I know this character will do nothing but dance. And worse, the movements are always stock right from the stage.
This
Women are so lame and moronic
was passable until 0:19, the visual fx go too far.
It's Frank!
Why every prestige show made by women need to have interpretative dance? That's the gayest shit ever.
SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIGHT
>yfw Rust does the CCP version of Riverdance
This is what female directors do.
It's funny because if you go frame by frame, firing in any of the 120 positions would de-stabilize you, and make you fall or miss your shot
The longer you watch, the more you can feel the blonde's struggling.
It's the fat ass
She was supposed to like, roll over her ass, but instead she threw herself on it hard, and took it a little more to recover
This star wars?
Looks like resident evil to me.
>zoombie doesn't know about Christian Bale's Gun Kata
If lynch directed this you giys would love it
if lynch directed this it would at least look interesting
You really don't need to be inviting that comparison.
This is what happens when a franchise grows stale and the producers think, after binging Twin peaks and Xfiles, "we should do something like that! That's art, that's different. It'll be transcendent!"
Shit WHAT is that show or movie where there’s a school shooting and everyone has a dance off to stop him? Same exact energy.
I can't believe this is Rust's Dad
Doesn't even make sense, his dad was supposed to be completely off the grid or dead for decades.
Why dance? I can't imagine a survivalist was big on interpretive dance. Is this just how ghosts communicate? Is the woman a dancer and that's how she interprets hallucinations? I know they're not going to explain it but that's part of the problem.
>Rust saw signs in S1 so we’ll have our characters see signs in S4!
extent of the thought put into it
Scenes like this are great red flags that completely filter a movie so you don’t accidentally watch it. Like Boyega popping up in Nuwars. Obviously a movie featuring that shot was gonna suck. Why would I want to watch something written by anyone who chose to put that or this interpretative dance ghost or racist israelite shit on screen?
Dude she's like mainlining the secret of the universe it's actually 420 this whole time bro! Rust did years of undercover narcotics with fricking meth and acid who is this b***h? At this point I wouldn't be surprised if she was the yellow king and they were making all of that acid for her or some shit.
In the script it's a shadow in the snow doing the dancing. Would have been fricking creepy Kino.
>ep 2 crime scene
>jodie foster trying her best to sound tough and yell at the same time
just watched it,
positives
streets ahead than the first episode,
better pacing,
acting is on track,
jodie and kid cop are best atm,
navarro also looked more settled in this
negatives
not enough breathing room to create atmosphere
questionable choice of music, accompanying sounds not conducive for mystery / horror
stupid plot points - navarro apparently has been searching everything about annie since she died 8 years ago, but she didnt know that annie had a scientist bf, that they had a secret trailer inside a trailer park that has at max 6 trailers, and though annie's phone was never found at the crime scene, navarro could not locate it inside the secret trailer? is mobile phone tracking a super exclusive technique not available in far-off places? unlikely
>is mobile phone tracking a super exclusive technique not available in far-off places?
They cracked the screen and that's how phones work didn't you know?
New cringekino dropped?
>tuttle international seems to be linked to yellow king inc.
>carcosa?
>no, you put mayo on your sandwich you native dummy
What did the writers mean by this?
I didn't bother watching after the first episode does it get any better?
more things happen but no not better yet
The dancing ghost dude is Rust's dad. One of the frozen dudes is alive in a coma. The first season spiral is important to this casw. I want to bone Jodi Foster and the trooper.
>The dancing ghost dude is Rust's dad.
People suggested that ironically, like y'know something that they shouldn't do. And here we are.
>y'know
have a nice day
Woah there cowboy!
Talk more like a homosexual than you already do pls
Tuttle comes back as well as some Weyland Yutani-esque megacorp. Idk what they're doing. It's making me feel discumbobulated
i took it as memberberries and a red herring, which is me giving the writers some huge leeway for that shit
That'd be nice, but I think they brought in the new series lead over Pizza with the intent to attempt to franchise the series, and the only season worth attaching to is the first season. I hope you're right, but we'll know soon enough I guess if more connections pop up.
>Tuttle comes back as well as some Weyland Yutani-esque megacorp.
You have to be shitting me.
They're financing the research facility. Other anon is probably right, red herring
Yes. Way better. It's not great, see
but it's way, way better than the first episode
Did you guys catch the AI generated poster? lmao
im not sure what to think of it because i cant write it off as intentional or a mistake
>the IVE one is real
wony bros we made it
neither of those posters are actually on that wall. that's pajeet-tier green screen
Christ.
Who thought Jodie Foster would be a good fit for the tough small town police chief? This season is awful so far
>"clothed" sex scene
Now this is unnecessary
>and it's never sexy- it's always real weird looking.
that's just realistic. real life sex doesn't look like your porn movies lol
what are his expressions meant to convey?
Old and probably at risk of a heart attack. Also that Jodi pussy goes crazy
Jodie Foster's 60 year old vegana feels so tight and hot around his penis. He has literally never had better sex in his entire life.
Lesbian pussy must be the loosest there is with all the shit they shove in there that will never give the satisfaction of having their cervix sprayed down.
incel detected
He’s right though. You should hear these b***hes talk about needing a gas-powered motor to get them off.
But you know everybody who says things here is an incel. They have opinions, so that means nobody wants to frick’em. Logic.
Truth, I've had lesbians tell me lesbo sex lacks potency
>Jodie getting plowed scene
>30 years too late
Better late than never *unzips wiener*
you mean 40 years too late
You mean 50 years too late.
this homie has not seen The Accused
A Very Long Engagement (2004)
Would, so hard. Older women are a goldmine. Experienced and fricking wild and burning for sex. I'm not even good enough for them though. frick i should kill myself.
Old people having unerotic sex. Bravo HBO, expectations subverted
to be fair id probably make those faces if i got to frick hot gilf jodie foster
>I'M ACTING
Jodie looks hot as frick though, the tight body mixed with that old face, hnggh
WE'RE HAVING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>the hand on the back of his head
>the way she pulls him into an embrace at the end
the way she complains about him sweating on her immediately after that. nah it sucks.
it does seem that way
Lads I think I'm asexual
have these people ever had sex? what the frick is this. it looks like dr who tries to pull out his dick out of a bear trap
It’s not FOR YOU, Chud. Real sex is awkward and weird and good sometimes <3
This but unironically. Lotta you don't frick and it shows
>hollywood shows white man as incompetent. weird, sometimes malicious and evil, women and blacks having their shit together and in positions of power
many such cases
oh right... constantly blanking and completely forgetting about this. now it makes sense.
thanks, fren
Seriously how off the meds do you have to be to see a simple sex scene in a movie and immediately go off on tangents about conspiracy theories and propaganda?
seriously how off the meds do you have to be to not recognise one of the most obvious patterns occuring in front of your face?
He has phimosis
her kegel technique destroyed his penis
The face he makes is super realistic. I've filmed myself having sex/jacking off and I make the same faces he did.
>I've filmed myself having sex
im so embarrassed by our pathetic cuck society who just gathers around the television every night to watch their favorite actress perform pantomime fake sex
gross no one wants to see this
I do.
Looks like a comedy, to be honest.
>staring at each others faces while having sex
That's so fricking weird, I'm usually fixated on the breasts, ass, or my eyes are closed because I'm lightly nipping or smooching the girl's neck.
Staring at the person and making Maori war faces is disturbing.
>The girl's
So in the first episode we had the sex scene with the black girl and in the second we have Jodie Foster. Who will frick in the third episode?
White cop and the mail order bride? Although I doubt they would let it be a win for him they would probably have her crack a dick joke or something.
Guy's absolutely getting catfished
They need to humiliate him
Can Jodie stop overacting? She was awful in elysium as well because of that.
9th Doctor aside, I would, so, so hard. Love me some tight MILFs and GILFs. Anyone wanna cut up the WEBM and do some close-ups on Jodie's face?
IMAGINE
strangely tight and muscular body for a 61yo...
cgi enhanced or body double?
He could smell her c**t.
do people really make those spergy faces during sex?
they sure do
honestly it's fricking funny sometimes
she is hot
I love old ladies so fricking much bros.
Not gonna lie, I got a half chub to GILF Jodie.
brb coomin'
when you're old your dick hurts, your legs and back hurt, your prostate hurts, you need to focus not to shoot prematurely...
i know zoomers are generally clueless but one should expect some basic reasoning about the world, or there will be mass suicides when this generation hits 40
I would do unspeakable things to MILF Jodie you frickers have no idea.
>I hope Mark David Chapman doesn't find out about this
I have seen this! This is an old scene where Jodie and her son stay on the same cheap hotel with only one bed and she tells him they have to make the best of it and get a good night sleep before going on her sister's itinerary and that he knows how she is implying her sister is a very strict woman who makes sure everyone follows the plan.
Lol
new jak on the log
>CARMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE REFRIGERATOR DOOOOR
twink cop is so cute :3.
I hope his acting career isn't ruined because of this show.
Based. Very true. Hope he doesn't get got or turn out to be evil. Jodi and him should frick.
How will they work him in?
He has dementia right? He just shows up out of nowhere, no idea where he is or how he got there.
kek he thought he was walking through the jungle and ended up here.
and somehow he'll have dudes toothbrush he doesn't remember stealing
>dem keedz
>sall i can think abou
>sall i can think abou
>tsalal research facility
bros...
Holy shit
He funded the research facility
His dementia just remembered “Tuttle” from an earlier case in Louisiana
Women have so much sex it's unreal. Is every episode going to have a girl getting action? Is this their normal life? I bet after they lose their virginity they don't go two weeks without sex. Sex scenes make me want to start drinking again.
ive been skipping them but i bet them heathens put important information in them im missing
>put important information in them im missing
During the sex scenes their hasn't been anything worth knowing. But post sex there has, so watch that at least.
ill rewatch thanks for the heads up
Miles even before college.
t. distributed miles in high school
>Women have so much sex it's unreal.
that's literally their only reason for even being on planet earth in the first place?
Are you asking a question?
> I bet after they lose their virginity they don't go two weeks without sex.
I hope they do, because I may be fricking my gf only once a month at best
WAY UP NORTH WHERE THE AIR GETS COLD
>when you just got boosted and might make it home to watch Night Country before your stroke
Why are the sex scenes all rapes so far?
All women would be serial rapists if they were stronger.
the female director have a kink for rape
wtf no one told me eccleston was in it
guess i'll watch it then
So how many marriages has Danvers destroyed? Because it seems like she's fricked every male character on the show.
It seems like she just somehow came into town and banged half of Alaska until somebody made her the Chief of police
Reminds me of Twin Peaks, minus the soap opera parody. Everyone was fricking everyone in TP.
If it is a virus, how they gonna arrest it?
Danvers husband is gonna be in on it
They arrest him
The Tuttles escape yet again like The League of Shadows
>accidentaly releases virus
>but cant be arrested because it will expose people high up
the story is 100% about a some virus they dug up and fricking white people ruining poor native american people's lives
They have to shrink down and fight the virus on a microscopic level, the Covid stabs Jodie Foster and holds her in the air by the throat taunting her, but the native cop lady rushes in only to be knocked down by an axe to the chest, Jodie shoots Covid in the head with Pfizer vaccine, both our hero’s survive, the closing line is “once there was only Covid, if you ask me, the science is winning”
>Take off your mask
Prions are not a virus, brainlet.
So how mad was Pizzaman when his choice for opening theme dropped a month earlier in the Madam Web trailer? It makes it impossible to take the credit seriously.
Pizzaman left the show after S2.
I would web that madam
contact 2 was a bit extreme
I prefer the French version
Is this some sort of predictive programming?
Not really there is a show from 2015 called Fortitude that did this.
and the plot of The Thing too
X-files did it in the 90s as well. One of my favourite episodes.
Lmao I had no idea what the context was of this picture.
I thought it was Helen Hunt and Kevin Costner.
>I thought it was Helen Hunt and Kevin Costner
Oh great, one more reason to scour my thoughts with high molar perchloric acid.
this ep was much better than the first one. This show is getting kinda good, bros. We got too wienery
anyone else enjoy this episode with a sweet, cold can of Pepsi® ?
I don't drink or watch goyslop, so no.
Sugar is poison so no.
other scientists raped and killed annie k and clark is avenging her, right?
As if this show couldn't rip off Wind River harder.
He couldn't be the hero.
He cloned her using the tongue be the result is some Thing-tier monster with some memory fragments bent on revenge.
Nah. The town is known for ghosts. So supernatural might be real, or it's the mine poisoning the water for years and now since last week it got really bad (black water, more hallucinations, etc.) because the mine or the scientists released something from the ice more fully.
Frankly, given the sources for the plot (the pass incident, etc.) I wouldn't be surprised if they go the Wendigo Psychosis route and make people start talking about wanting to eat human flesh.
>it was all just mass psychosis, except for that one lady’s “visions”
>but what does it mean?
Aaaand season.
You gays can say what you want but I have huge respect for her for doing this. How many women who spent their prime in Holywood would be ok be fricked on film @ 60 years old for millions of people to critique? The answer is near 0. And before any of you mouth breathing, I keep my shirt on at the beach and during sex gays start talking shit think again.
So we’re supposed to clap like seals for her willing to spread her legs for the camera
Finally.
Oh wait, she already did that in The Accused.
>OMG SO STUNNING AND BRAVE!!
>I have respect for women who get naked for money
…
dancing ghost is obviously Rust's father
I don't remember almost anything from S1, only that I was disappointed at the ending.
Can someone give me a quick run down of it?
Lousiana cultists who basically run the state worship silly names like Carcosa and The Yellow King, kidnapping children and women, murdering and raping and sacrificing them.
Cultists use clean fronts like schools and religious institutions to operate. Time is a flat circle.
Do you think these references to season 1 will pay off or is it just blatant cheap pandering?
>women director
no way its anything but the later
I've never watched Doctor Who seriously, but Eccleston strikes me as the only reboot series worth watching.
Man I was hoping granny foster will frick that young white boy cop...
Well maybe there is still a chance
Me too, would be easier to self insert.
I think she'll try at some point, whenever the kid's dad is revealed as being one of the people who killed the native girl.
He's the only dude she hasn't fricked yet.
Wait a second, how many people has Jodie Foster fricked on this show?
on screen or plot wise?
either way A LOT
The dude from Anchorage, on screen, and has been for 19 years, which destroyed both of their marriages.
The geology teacher, who I think is also the ice rink owner's husband.
The young cop's dad, almost definitely.
We still don't know why she and Navarro hate each other, but they probably fricked.
Also her husband
>The dude from Anchorage, on screen, and has been for 19 years, which destroyed both of their marriages.
THEY WERE.ON.A.BREAK
If all feels so manufactured
It's like people try to justify so hard the R-rating
They WANT it mature
They want the old people audience
They just have no idea how
"make every character say something about fricking all the time"
I find it so cringe when the dad goes
>YOU STEALED from your house! You are a STEALER! You, a cop, now STEAL!!!
As if the files were his or something
everybody being okay with him keeping police records at his home was wild to me
Their office has boxes of files everywhere. They clearly don't have room to keep all the files.
I also really don't get what's going on with this and I'm hoping we get more about it. Like why are they letting some schizo cop be precious about keeping police files? Why does Jodie Foster tell the young cop to sneak in and get them with subterfuge? Isn't she the commanding officer? Why doesn't she just say hey chucklefrick bring those records in?
It doesn't make sense to me unless he has like Alzheimer's or something and they're just being gentle with him.
and if she's not the commanding officer, why didn't her superior do it? it seems like a contrivance. if a flood necessitated their relocation, why not move them back after, etc? it's weird.
i have no idea what the point of that plot is, like you said it's fricking preposterous that he has all those boxes of files. i think they said in the first episode he's had them since a fire or a flood or something and she asked him for them so they all clearly know he has loads of files in his house but wont go get them because ...
She's sabotaging other people's relationships around her. For example she also prevented the young cop to go home to his family, she went there instead for her daughter and told the cop's wife/girlfriend/whatever that she don't want him at home anyway. The young cop thinks of her as mentor/mother figure, but she will frick his life up before the season ends...
Why aren't those records digitized? You can't afford a fricking scanner? Take pictures of the paperwork or something holy shit.
One thing I found quite heavy-handed is the foreshadowing, for example I am pretty sure that the bar owner/Navarro's victim is going to be eaten by his dogs later in the series, there was another scene or line in the beginning that also has a strong foreshadow to it
at the end of the day all dykes love the wiener
If they love wiener then why do they identify as lesbians?
because they wish they had one you dumb homosexual and they will still end up preferring dildos over ribbing most of the time
*tribbing
No irony whatsoever, I would still have sex with Jodie Foster. I believe the whole dyke thing is a front, she only has sex with men on screen and looks like she does it for real. So, why keep up the act?
She still looks good and is a very intelligent woman.
Why is she a dyke though?
She has a high IQ
lol no
She is one of those celebrities who convinces me that she has a high IQ unlike other actors like Ben Afleck or Matt Damon
https://brightside.me/articles/8-hollywood-celebrities-with-surprisingly-high-iqs-812060/#:~:text=Ben%20has%20an%20IQ%20score,of%20geniuses%20or%20near%2Dgeniuses.
Rreally Matt Damon doesn't strike you as high iq?
He and Ben haven't shown it to me. I can't believe people like lady gaga show up and not guys like James Cameron or even Nolan.
It was a joke. I don't think anyone outside of hollywood has ever mistaken Damon for being high iq.
I dunno i don't watch that shit
Jodie cute
all sex scenes are pointless
it's time we get rid of them in movies for good.
at the very least just give us a "dumb incel cut" without them
It's not that difficult to press the right arrow and skip them.
But it is funny how women accuse men of porn addiction and every time a woman directs something, it is full of needless sex.
Dude, when women do it it's not just about sex but about liberation. Jodie must frick like crazy irl.
Liberation from what?
Women are slaves to their base instinct, no different than animals.
The sex scene with Rust in TD season 1 was important for the plot, and I'll die in that hill
Every scene with Martin having sex was not necessary to let us know he was cheating tho
But the Rust one was 100% plot related and we need to see it happen, because we need to see how low Rust was at that point to be able to cave in, how little his weakness spot lasts and how fast he regrets it
I could argue that Marty's sex scenes had information. First one did show how casual it is, and the anal girl did show that he was feeling guilty. Also this one was tied to Cohle asking Marty "was that down payment"?
Well, apparently, in a way, it was.
>I could argue that Marty's sex scenes had information.
Irrelevant information
We know Marty cheats and that's it, HIS guilt doens't matter or the scope of his cheating or anything, only that he cheats
But like I said, Rust's sex scene is a test (and failure) of his character, and it had to be there
Hey, spergy film student, I know your parents fricked your generation by filling you with amphetamines and gluing iPads to you so your brain doesn't work right anymore, but those of us who are normal like seeing Alexandra Daddario's big ol milkers hanging over Woody's face.
Seriously watching you zoomies and your crusade against sex scenes is the cringiest shit I've ever seen. People frick. At least normal people, it's part of life. And when they frick they say shit and hearing the shit that they say is relevant. As are the breasts. Your father should've beat you more.
Is the whole replacement thing happening way sooner than I thought? I didn’t think they wanted to start with zoomers I thought they would ease into it more.
grow up
Both Avatar and Terminator can stay.
Jodie Foster is really pretty, HOWEVER
she looked like an old woman already in Contact 25 years ago.
>Old lady
It's her thin lips, and the way she keeps them pursed
i think this is a goon analysis
she is still very pretty though its just more in a very dignified way
I think she would make a really kino president just based on her looks alone
Not that anon but you guys are going a little hard on the coombait angle she's pretty fricking old, it's okay to think she looks old when she is actually old.
>they made jodie nicely sweaty but not the big muscle b***h
why, pizzaman?
Pizzaman is not directing this.
it's still his fault
The music at the end of the episode was so jarring.
They really fricked up with music choices this season.
slapping shitty songs over the episode to "create mood" or whatever is the one of the cheapest, lamest tricks in the book and the fact half this show is just random songs over the characters staring blanky is embarrassing
Isn’t Jodie Foster like 70 years old? Won’t be watching.
I've never seen any True Detective at all. Not S1 to 3.
But I watched the first episode of this because I love spooky paranormal shit in an arctic setting, and the first episode didn't disappoint.
Might go back and watch the others if it has a similar feel.
Season 1 has spooky swamp setting and unlike S4 it's actually compelling and well written.
Aside from the usual feminist garbage and the cheap tie-ins to season 1 it's not so bad. I'll watch it. Also Jodie foster is somehow so fricking hot. Too bad every female character has to be a prostitute because we're in 2024
Wait it's written and directed by a woman omegalool yea all hope of it turning out not so bad is lost.
How can anyone see this as anything but Jodie Foster signing up for a role in order to rape the young actresses playing dykes behind the scenes
Frick I fricking hate homosexuals
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>they are trying to cure old hags like you
kek
Man, women are such morons. It's like a shitpost you'd read on Cinemaphile.
>anon 1: I want to fill her with my baby juice
>anon 2: IN ENGLISH, DOC
like seriously, she could've went
>so what, prolongued life or immortality even?
while chuckling it off as out there nerd bullshit instead of spouting the most generic phrase of them all
After a few of these threads I think a few women unironically created a shitpost ironically not on purpose.
not sure that'ss about how the viewers are stupid
may be how the millennial writers think the boomers are: not knowing basic biology like DNA or cellular decay, when they were already studying that in high school back then
It’s catering to the widest audience possible, which is why it’s hot garbage.
>millennial writers
You know anyone can just go and look this stuff up right? It's solidly gen x. Along with most of the other stuff that gets blamed on millenials.
Millennial is no longer an age, it's a vibe. Millennial writing is anything that isn't constantly glorifying masculinity.
>it's a vibe
Gen x did this. Nobody was even blaming you for shit you just fricked us over for no reason at all.
Because they don't want you to fap you filthy coomer.
jokes on them, I already fapped to Jodie and that baboon's black ass
>OH YEAH, FRICK MY CRUSTY c**t HARDER
Allakan thinkabout iz dat crust
found it bros, blizzard is the killer
Wrong thread, vg is two blocks down.
i wonder if the third or fourth episode will feature some sort of action packed sequence as has been the case with the other seasons where some routine event quickly evolves into a catastrophe, whether it's a huge shootout or some other shit going down
They talked about people wanting to do a protest about the water this episode.