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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    fish and cheese don't go together

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like salmon and cream cheese.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like tuna melts and tuna noodle casserole. Both are very cheesy. But I guess canned tuna is just different. Cheese and tilapia would probably be gross.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clueless…

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't israelites literally eat fish and cream cheese together on bagels? Isn't that what lox is?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lox are smoked salmon yes and it’s pretty fricking fantastic with cream cheese and on a bagel.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filet o fish

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Filet o fish
        Is fricking delicious!
        Buyer Beware: filet o fish are the sandwiches/burgers that sit out the longest (any filet o fish you eat is usually 6+ hours old)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every McDonald's here now makes burgers cooked to order. It's no longer fast food tbh. It's moderately paced food at best.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that why a Value Meal costs over 10 bucks nowadays?

            Fast food isn't supposed to be fine dining. Saw a BK commercial during football and they're selling sandwiches now. But look closer. It's not deli meat, not roast beef or chicken, it's just regular old burger patties stuffed in some shitty pretzel bread slathered in horsey sauce. I just want my $.60 "Hot & Now" cheeseburger back 🙁

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're a israelite maybe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is a tuna melt
      Also, much of the “Americanized” sushi with cream cheese like Philly roll is kino eats and the only reason anybody would say otherwise is if they’re a pretentious homosexual like that webm that everyone knows I’m talking about

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tuna is not fish, it's garbage. Even fresh tuna, I will not be gaslit into thinking it's good.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stick to your tendies then autists

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Canned tuna is my favorite food.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a disgusting peasant.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ingredients are irrelevant, the show outrught explains that the issue to the narcissistic israelite was that his sandwich wasn't as good as Ted Danson's

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ingredients are what separates good sandwiches from bad sandwiches, you dork

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats in a ted danson?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turkey, cole slaw, Russian dressing. It's a classic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll have a roseanne barr

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          why would they name a sandwich after?

          >George Corley Wallace Jr. was an American politician who served as the 45th governor of Alabama for four terms. He is notoriously remembered for his staunch segregationist and populist views

          at a israeli deli of all places?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            what a dysgenic lookin cumskin

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          MARTY Short?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Carl Reiner sounds kino. FRICK Rob Reiner. Sandwich nepobaby.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          why is there a george wallace sandwhich? the george wallace sounds good, the rob reiner and mel brooks sound awful

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            why would they name a sandwich after?

            >George Corley Wallace Jr. was an American politician who served as the 45th governor of Alabama for four terms. He is notoriously remembered for his staunch segregationist and populist views

            at a israeli deli of all places?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >S Tier
          Roseanne Barr
          Bette Midler
          Billy Crystal
          Ted Danson
          Steve Martin
          Marty Short
          Carl Reiner
          Jason Alexander
          George Wallace

          >Shit tier
          Everything else except Tom Hanks

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            that is not how a tier list works you fricking reddit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll have the Jason Alexander.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like the Steve Martin, please

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's the Billy Crystal.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based, although if the Bette Midler specified cheddar as the cheese, I might go for that instead.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >have to order the token goy if you want a little bit of pork
          its the little things tbh

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's bacon on the Roseanne Barr too and she's a israelite.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Steve Martin, please.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tom Hanks
          >safe, unoffensive, nobody's favourite but something everyone would be okay with
          Kino

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the Steve Martin for me

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Billy Crystal is the objectively correct choice.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the pastrami and turkey that has their corresponding celebrity just out of frame is the best one

          could be intentional it's like a locked secret character

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Clearly it's the Jerry Seinfeld.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            ben stiller

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              So it's not a very funny sandwich?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's something dishonest about having celebrity clientele and naming sandwiches after them that they don't eat.

              New York mentality. I fricking hated it there and the only celebrity I saw was Kirsten Dunst. We fricked

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turkey, slaw, Swiss cheese and Russian dressing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Multiple black dudes

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I don't know what sable or capers are so I can't really judge. It does seem weird to me to put sour cream on a fish sandwich.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sable
      Fish
      >capers
      Edible flower buds from the Caper plant. Salty. Typically paired with fish dishes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a sable.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lil jumper aww

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's crazy if only you had a device that could help you figure it out in less time then it took to type that out

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    capers....
    onions...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fish and cheese
    >plus another fish

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't know for ages that sable was also a type of fish so I thought Larry's bagel had the meat of that weird Russian squirrel animal called a sable

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Binging with Babish made this and said it was great.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >israelite enjoys israelite food
      You don’t say?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone lives in a land-locked flyover state. $9 in todays money isn’t that bad for a sandwich at a deli like the one in the show. It’s on the upper end but I imagine it’s made with quality ingredients as it’s an upper class sort of israelite deli so that’s not outrageous unless you’re extremely poor.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Binging with Babish got raped so who cares what he thinks.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about I rape you?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down babish

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He got sectioned after a breakdown and another patient raped him.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't get sectioned. He voluntary committed himself because wahh my own self imposed work schedule is too hard my mental health is suffering, then was introduced to real mentally ill people who raped his arsehole and gave him real mental health problems.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              He said he went expecting to be sedated in hospital but ended up in a mental health ward. It's safe to say it didn't go according to plan.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"I'm sad, free drugs please"
                >best we can do is lock you in a ward with some schizos
                Based american health system

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tranette no passo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sucko my cazzo

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    9 dollars for a sandwich?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf that doesn't seem that bad for an LA diner that is frequented regularly by (semi?) famous people.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s /before/ gigaflation. It’s 20 bucks now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not anymore. At least $14 now

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sable

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prime fap material
      I loved growing up with old school porno mags and the advent of internet porn so much, bros

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it sounds nasty. Beardmeatsfood made this sandwich and said it was horrible and smelt as bad as his wife.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    $8.95 wow, that's probably like $20 today

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He used whitefish instead of salmon.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's actually a israeli deli not far from my workplace. I'm curious, but I'm afraid to visit as a goy. Will they spit in my food?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't include foreskin like all israeli meals do.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks pretty good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Binging with Babish made this and said it was great.

      Where does it say that the whitefish has to be in salad form?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's too israelitewy, it might as well come between 2 slices of matzo and with a free (90% off) kippah.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Garbage sandwich.
    >What was his problem?

    moron

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    capers are patrician taste

    The best pizzas are anchovies + olives + capers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kitty cats aren't allowed to post on this website.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the Ted Danson. A classic sandwich with beautiful russian dressing

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could try these israelite fish
    no one makes fish sandwiches here...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know it's not illegal to buy the ingredients and make your own, right?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah lemme buy uhhh sable at Meijer

        btw do israelites usually smoke the salmon much to put on bagel
        I tried the one from grocery store but it seemed too smokey imo

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just order it online? Why is everything so hard for you, lmao

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ramblings of a literal fricking moron

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that why a Value Meal costs over 10 bucks nowadays?

          Fast food isn't supposed to be fine dining. Saw a BK commercial during football and they're selling sandwiches now. But look closer. It's not deli meat, not roast beef or chicken, it's just regular old burger patties stuffed in some shitty pretzel bread slathered in horsey sauce. I just want my $.60 "Hot & Now" cheeseburger back 🙁

          >Meijer
          >Hot & Now
          Midwest anons rise up! Actually, I think it's probably just MI, IN, OH.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have a Jared from subway (yes he was israeli)

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's sable and caper?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fish capers and onion sounds horrid

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually really good, you just need to get the proportions right and have something to dampen the taste which is why cream cheese is typically used.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo mum i won't eat the tenderloin with spinach that's nasty i want chicken nuggets
      this is how you sound

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a based combo. you hate it cause you're a child

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adolf Hitler
    >Banana and Crisps

    ?si=7lTPof_G9ZZOLOZi

    Pretty good sandwich tbh

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much onions makes your brain shrink

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Onions are so fricking disgusting and people keep putting them on everything all the time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree except with cheese and mayo.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2016+8
      >still falling for the same word filter

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    people who say they like most fish are lying.
    no one likes any fricking whitefish, what psycho would order sable over turkey or roast beef?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flounders and halibuts are great what are you on about?

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if the bread is toasted and the fish is cooked it seems good. Maybe use a different cheese. Idk what the fishes would taste like.
    But seriously why didn’t the guy just run it through larry first? Why name a sandwich after someone if you don’t know what they would like?

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 different types of fish
    >cream cheese
    Even if you like that sort of thing it’s laughably unappetizing compared to Ted’s sandwich, that’s the joke

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    People put sablefish/black cod on fricking sandwiches? It's like $29/lb, almost as expensive as halibut. That's like using filet mignon as burrito filling.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filet mignon as burrito filling
      this is what it must taste like to go down on Jenna Ortega

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ay caramba

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That must taste more like squid with taco seasoning

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    any join that has sandwiches named after famous people fricking sucks.

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