You have to realize "geeks" have absolutely nothing going for themselves so they have to put down other "geeks" to feel better about themselves. There is a hierarchy based on who knows the most obscure star wars trivia and shit like that.
He wraps himself in geekdom while in reality he's incredibly pretentious.
When making DOGMA, he was fretting to Harvey Weinstein that he was worried the movie wouldn't make any money. Harvey said "If I can get She's All That to 67 million, I can do it with this!"
Smith became indignant proclaiming "DID YOU JUST DARE COMPARE MY THEOLOGICAL MASTERPIECE WITH A RUBBER SHIT MONSTER TO SHE'S ALL THAT?!?".
He lkes to hide how pretentious he is with "He-he, I make movies with dick and fart jokes!" and why he always refused to direct other peoples material because he considered himself and artist and when he did compromise he picked the most generic script he could, a buddy-cop comedy and even made the title a meta-joke about himself by calling it COP OUT.
Love Clerks, Clarks 2 is his masterpiece but still haven't and never will watch Clerks 3 based on what I've seen and heard as it looks like he went right up his own ass!!!FACT!!!
>Clarks 2 is his masterpiece
It's dogshit. Literally only decent movie he ahs made.. and I say decent.. still not even that great was Clerks 1.
It was just pure luck based on he cast. Nothing to do with him.
>fake "geek"
He's a lot of things but he's not this. He's one of the biggest comic nerds ever and he did make Clerks after all. Not my cup of tea but it will be on most peoples top list of geeky movies.
I should add that I never much cared for any of his movies but his story about the production of his Superman movie still entertains me whenever I hear it.
I cant find the best edit where he is eating a block of cheese in his giant jean shorts with his feet edited out to look like he is hovering.
Nu internet blow
I thought he went Vegetarian after the heart attack after he wrote a book that he was too fat to fly and was about to launch a civil rights quest for fat fricks then decided he didn't want to die so he could be around his ugly ass daughter
It's a movie Smith made to showcase his underage daughters ASSets, along with Johnny Depps underage daughter. He wanted Weinstein to get a good idea of their talent before he was taken down.
I didn't care I was too busy drooling over Larter and Elizabeth. That's where Harley gets her giant skull from. It's like a reverse Bruce Willis situation.
I imagine they're used to much worse bullshit from director's so having them just shove their wife in a movie is probably pretty low on things that bother them
I was so fricking confused when I first watched Clerks 2 and this nasty b***h was portrayed as like a sexy bimbo, but once I found out it was his wife it all made sense
you should see the era of Clint Eastwood movies where he was married to Sondra Locke. for like FIVE movies, she played the hot bombshell girl that nobody could resist. only problem was, she looked like a sloth. made no sense until you realized her and Clint were married. never understood what he saw in her. her pussy must have been able to tie your dick in a knot or something. maybe she could suck the sorrow off of a recent widow. I hope so, for his sake, cause he could have had ANY babe he wanted during the 60s/70s/80s. and he chose THAT.
I can't believe he named his daughter after the loose clown girl that sucked and fricked her way through college and is now getting vined by a plant lady
limiting soda intake, reducing fast food to twice a week its not even about eating healthy its just about not being a total glutton. Its the easiest thing in the world, most fats just have zero self control.
You don't even have to go far. You can drink soda and eat fast food every day if you want, you just have to exercise or count your calories. I have the most unhealthy diet imaginable, but I remain consistently slim because I'm always doing one or the other.
pOwns
It would be better for everyone, including Kevin himself, if the heart attack killed him.
why is he so smug in the second frame?
His new life is a lie but his old one paid for it
TAINTED CLIT brown area
He looks like fat bastard after the subway diet.
Also he's a fake "geek" and a sellout.
"Hurrr, I named my bawd ugly daughter Harleyquinn, looks how much of a geek I am!" *proceeds to frick over He-man with woke shit*
>Also he's a fake "geek"
How so?
You have to realize "geeks" have absolutely nothing going for themselves so they have to put down other "geeks" to feel better about themselves. There is a hierarchy based on who knows the most obscure star wars trivia and shit like that.
Geeks of the yesteryear were social outcasts, Kevin Smith was college campus famous pretty early on in his career
Famous as the social outcast geek who made Mallrats and Clerks. He still remained a geek and an outright dweeb throughout his life.
>>Also he's a fake "geek"
>How so?
He wraps himself in geekdom while in reality he's incredibly pretentious.
When making DOGMA, he was fretting to Harvey Weinstein that he was worried the movie wouldn't make any money. Harvey said "If I can get She's All That to 67 million, I can do it with this!"
Smith became indignant proclaiming "DID YOU JUST DARE COMPARE MY THEOLOGICAL MASTERPIECE WITH A RUBBER SHIT MONSTER TO SHE'S ALL THAT?!?".
He lkes to hide how pretentious he is with "He-he, I make movies with dick and fart jokes!" and why he always refused to direct other peoples material because he considered himself and artist and when he did compromise he picked the most generic script he could, a buddy-cop comedy and even made the title a meta-joke about himself by calling it COP OUT.
Love Clerks, Clarks 2 is his masterpiece but still haven't and never will watch Clerks 3 based on what I've seen and heard as it looks like he went right up his own ass!!!FACT!!!
So he’s Woody Allen viewed by Orson Welles.
yes
>Clarks 2 is his masterpiece
It's dogshit. Literally only decent movie he ahs made.. and I say decent.. still not even that great was Clerks 1.
It was just pure luck based on he cast. Nothing to do with him.
Clerks 1 was good. Mallrats was fun. Everything else I couldn't stand and I'm FROM Jersey.
Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, and Mallrats are fine.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike back is also good.
>fake "geek"
He's a lot of things but he's not this. He's one of the biggest comic nerds ever and he did make Clerks after all. Not my cup of tea but it will be on most peoples top list of geeky movies.
I should add that I never much cared for any of his movies but his story about the production of his Superman movie still entertains me whenever I hear it.
He's a victim of Hollywood. Got together with the wrong crowd that made him go sjw.
tusk was good
The ultimate blackpill for all former fatties out there personified
homie looks like a turtle that lost his shell
I think it's just the clothes, the shirts too big and the shorts don't go well with it
If he had a well tailored suit he would look very Cinemaphile
I cant find the best edit where he is eating a block of cheese in his giant jean shorts with his feet edited out to look like he is hovering.
Nu internet blow
I don't think I've EVER seen this image without the cheese
Same with Penn Jillete and John Goodman. If you're fat after the age of 40 your skins gonna be a disaster if you lose weight
The frick is a "cowl" are you a seamstress or some gay shit
Wow those tattoos are peak cringe trash
I knew this manlet homosexual was always overrated
Ozempic
is the era of the fat celeb coming to an end?
I thought he went Vegetarian after the heart attack after he wrote a book that he was too fat to fly and was about to launch a civil rights quest for fat fricks then decided he didn't want to die so he could be around his ugly ass daughter
>his ugly ass daughter
The one that looks more like Jason Mewes than Kevin Smith?
No she's really ugly
>I thought he went Vegetarian
He did.
You seem pretty moronic to me honestly. Blah blah blah can't detect sarcasm through text but that one was pretty fricking obvious.
does he still wear the huge oversized clothing like a moron?
He's clearly still wearing an oversized shirt, probably to hide his disgusting loose skin flaps. Look at his elbow ffs
he dresses the way i did in 2004. oh sorry i forgot, BROWN TAINT AREA
Imagine going through all the effort of losing all that weight and then ozempic comes out
He jerks off so much with the arm with his daughters tat on it it's fricking disgusting
damn, that's just weird.
He uses a fleshlight. He talked about it extensively on his podcast back in the day.
That doesn't make it any better. He's still jerking off and looking at his daughters name while doing it.
He was probably high as frick when he he got that tattoo. It was the herb’s fault.
Stop blaming the herb.
>american
>indoors
>wearing shoes
>and a hat
Why do they do this?
>Everything from the tile, the lighting, to the door show he's clearly standing on some outside balcony or patio
>AMERICANS AMERICANS REEEEE
Is it true that Kevin Smith spends hours on the internet reviewing the comments people make about him?
How many times do you think he jacked it to Harley Quinn before naming his daughter that?
So when he jerks off he uses the arm his daughter’s name is tattooed too? Lmao.
SOUTH BRONX PARADISE!
slam tight
Damn I hope the videos they made leak
Here you go
It's a movie Smith made to showcase his underage daughters ASSets, along with Johnny Depps underage daughter. He wanted Weinstein to get a good idea of their talent before he was taken down.
embarrassing picture for the nerd dad
Witnessed
Consider the stench
GOT DAM.
She PWNS my dick taint and balls area
she really doesn't look like Kevin at ALL. yeah, she looks like her mom, but she looks zero percent like Kevin.
He survived his heart attack and I think recently even gave up pot finally. That was a big deal. Also he gave Justin Long work.
There it is. During COVID she got mad chunky and it was the best she ever looked tbh.
Absolutely nothing
Its hard to believe he actually used to funny 20 years ago. Smodcast was good
He should dress better
Imagine the skin
Absolutely nothing. Fat people lose their souls when they lose weight
The eventual pancreatic cancer, hopefully
>those oversized little-boy shorts American "adults" wear
I think he's showing off his former fat people's clothes. As soon as you go above a 40 inch waist your options are sweatpants or massive shorts.
I'd believe that if he were holding out the waistband, or they looked to be belted in at the top.
for a dude that was pushing 400lbs his legs are not impressive
He was probably very sedentary. You only see those juicy calves on fatties that move around a lot(I have them, currently at 275 lbs and loving life)
His daughter is sexy I'd p0wn her brown taint
i wonder if he was sagging around a lot of skin flaps and how much it cost him to remove
Ozempic , enjoy the stomach paralysis
That'll be $1,500 + tip per month for life fatty
imagine all the dangling skin
i bet he looks like a monster
I lost all respect when he cast his wife to be one of the bad b***hes in Jay and silent Bob. She alone makes a 11/10 group a 6/10
I didn't care I was too busy drooling over Larter and Elizabeth. That's where Harley gets her giant skull from. It's like a reverse Bruce Willis situation.
I wonder how the real actresses felt about having the director's wife as part of their hot girl group.
I imagine they're used to much worse bullshit from director's so having them just shove their wife in a movie is probably pretty low on things that bother them
I was so fricking confused when I first watched Clerks 2 and this nasty b***h was portrayed as like a sexy bimbo, but once I found out it was his wife it all made sense
you should see the era of Clint Eastwood movies where he was married to Sondra Locke. for like FIVE movies, she played the hot bombshell girl that nobody could resist. only problem was, she looked like a sloth. made no sense until you realized her and Clint were married. never understood what he saw in her. her pussy must have been able to tie your dick in a knot or something. maybe she could suck the sorrow off of a recent widow. I hope so, for his sake, cause he could have had ANY babe he wanted during the 60s/70s/80s. and he chose THAT.
I can't believe he named his daughter after the loose clown girl that sucked and fricked her way through college and is now getting vined by a plant lady
limiting soda intake, reducing fast food to twice a week its not even about eating healthy its just about not being a total glutton. Its the easiest thing in the world, most fats just have zero self control.
as someone who's gained and lost 40+ pounds half a dozen times, its true.
You don't even have to go far. You can drink soda and eat fast food every day if you want, you just have to exercise or count your calories. I have the most unhealthy diet imaginable, but I remain consistently slim because I'm always doing one or the other.
He actually looks really good
He just needs to stop making that fricking face all the time
When you post pictures of yourself crying on twitter all the time people wont have respect for you.