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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Jordan was actually a good basketball player where as Lebron James has coasted off Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, Ray Allen, Anthony Davis etc his whole career.
    If he didn't form 'super teams' he'd be another Russell Westbrook. A statsheet darling and that's it.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wayne Knight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The scene where Michael gets roped by Sam into the hole and Wayne and Bill are just standing there for a beat before the latter asks, "what kind of camera is that?" gets me every time.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lola Bunny was hot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In what way?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was a doll.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How many of her do you have?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mentioned this in the tv thread but Jordan's natural charisma made up for his limited acting ability.

      also this.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
    >Space Jam
    >Cats Don't Dance (after the Turner merger)
    >Quest for Camelot
    >The Iron Giant
    >Osmosis Jones
    >Looney Tunes: Back in Action
    The only successful theatrical animation movie created by WB from 1993-2003.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >successful
      All of those were financial flops except for Space Jam.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except for quest for camelot, i think those films that aren't space jam are underrated.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charles Barkley was in it.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bnnuy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t see the appeal of anthropomorphic characters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's fine, not everyone has to like everything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's fine, not everyone has to like everything.

      it was my Roger Rabbit. as a kid it was mind blowing to see real people and cartoons in a movie. I don't even care about Jordan.

      imagine if she were human

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if you were dead.

  8. 3 months ago
    FroschGreen

    Old jam
    >People like Jordan
    >People like Barkley and the other players that show up
    >Good animation (except for the occasional cg)
    >Great music that will be remembered
    >Zany concept

    Nu jam
    >People don't like Lebron and they don't give a shit about his son
    >inferior 2D animation, cg looney toons
    >bad or unmemorable music
    >Runtime consists of constant shilling of other wb properties
    >Plot feels like a retread. The looney tunes leaving Bugs behind is just an excuse to pad the movie. They also should have called it cyberspace jam, cooler title imo for a sequel.
    > the whole Lola thing is weird, because they just ended up sexualizing her for her hips in ass; there were shots of this movie that zoomed in or centered around those body parts, but acted like she wasn't sexualized because her breasts and stomach got less focus. They also gave her a nonexistent personality to replace her shallow personality in the first film.

    Old jam feels like a commercial, but at least there are many things of substance even if the movie isn't some masterpiece. Nu jam's concept has a lot of potential, but it was bogged down by all the WB shilling.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >These little pipsqueaks just turned into superstars
    >They're monsters
    >Sufferin succotash! They're Monstars!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the strongest toons in Looney Tunes, Los Monstars

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of Spanish, I sometimes like to put my tinfoil hat in and believe that the Monstars were meant to be a stand-in for Dragon Ball, kinda looking like Namek saga villains. I say so because of paranoia about Japan taking over the world and in this case aplyimg to animation and entertainment

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Live action screenplays
    >Trading Places
    >Brewster's Millions
    >Twins
    >My Stepmother is an Alien
    >Kindergarten Cop
    >Pure Luck

    Animation screenplays
    >Space Jam
    >Astro Boy (2009)

    This novelist from Cambridge University should've been a writer on more animated movies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What went right most of all was the video game.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not much, it was a shitty movie and Chuck Jones was right to hate it since it was just an advertisement for MJ with cameos by the Looney Tunes

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Back in Action is better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because Back in Action is actually a Looney Tunes movie.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >B-Ball at it's peak cultural relevance
    >Most famous Ball to ever live
    >Outstanding soundtrack
    >Fun concept that doesn't try to over extend
    >

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you were like 9 or younger when you first watched it

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One was a stupid novelty that hit at the height of MJ being the biggest thing ever in a period where you could be the biggest thing ever, and appealed to a bunch of kids and remained a nostalgic memory. The other is preying on that nostalgia with a celebrity that's over the hill and we don't really do BIGGEST PERSON IN THE WORLD like we used to.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it wasn't a good movie
    Doesn't even have that SOVL meme shit people bring up
    Only difference between the first and the second is that the second is an even bigger soulless cashgrab than the first

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was my Roger Rabbit. as a kid it was mind blowing to see real people and cartoons in a movie. I don't even care about Jordan.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's going on here?
    >Why Michael, I thought you'd never ask. You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they wanna make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care, they're little. So we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little. They're huge! We need to beat these guys. Cause they're talking about slavery! Then they're gonna make us do stand-up comedy, the same jokes every night for all eternity. We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... WE NEED YOUR HELP!
    >Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now
    >Right, and I'm only a shakespearean actor

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE FIRST ONE WAS JUST A FUN MOVIE
    THE SECOND ONE WAS JUST AN EXCUSE TO SHILL WB STREAMING SERICES AND PRODUCTS.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jones an obsession a burning desire

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As shitty as the first movie was, it was made when both Micheal Jordan and Looney Tunes were the biggest things ever. There are at least some funny moments within
    Space Jam 2 on the other hand wants to hinge on the nostalgia of the first movie but can't commit. A solid section is just them dicking around in other WB properties and sadly those may be the most interesting parts of the movie considering the rest is retreading old space jam ground, from the central conflict of sportsball man not wanting the Looney Tunes to do their zany bullshit to the fact it's fricking basketball again. Not soccer, football, racing, baseball, hockey, chess, professional CSGO but the one sport that there already was a movie of.
    The film was far less funny than the first with the only real solid jokes being the idea you can summon Marvin at any time by claiming a place for the Earth and some of Coyote scenes.
    I'd much rather live in the universe where Coyote vs Acme hit theaters and this film got axed. It's lasting legacy is going to be LeBron James being a character in Multiversus and its status as one of the biggest flops of all time.

    Middle finger.

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