What went SO FRICKING WRONG?

What went SO FRICKING WRONG?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not enough wanda screentime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it, and this
      Could've just cut out that Ms.Americana girl and made it a spell she was seeking out instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ms.Americanx
        Ftfy sweaty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plus she wasn't nude.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hardly any multiverse shit. that 30 second sequence of them going through like 12 different universes should have been the whole movie. instead it was just a bunch of boring bullshit with one grassy universe and one cameo universe. I don't even watch these marvel movies because I expect dogshit and I was still disappointed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spot on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't hate it, it wasn't one of the better films but it could have been done much better.
      I think the biggest gripe I have is that they just tried to cram too much into the movie.

      Wanda becoming a bad guy and wanting her kids could have been 1 movie, and the whole multi-verse hopping around with chavez could have been 1 movie. Tying wanda's desires into the multiverse just turned everything into a big mess.
      The entire fun of multiverse hopping is seeing and dealing with all the different weird shit you'd see in them all, but we basically saw nothing of interest outside that like 5 minute segment.

      The only real good part imo was the Wanda fight against the illuminati because it was fun and showed how brutal she could be. Everything else was just kinda meh.

      "multiverse" theme only traveling to another universe that its practically the same as their own.
      Everything everywhere did way better and above that

      must have had a lot of production problems, the movie was awfully put together. Also Everything Everywhere did the multiverse much better.
      DS2 was just an CGI fest from start to end.

      >have a multiverse setting
      >don't use it at all

      Hmm, where did we screw up?

      wtf are these complaints about no multiverse shenanigans? they CLEARLY went to a bizarre alternate reality where cars go on red and stop on green. i'd like to see you come up with something as imaginative as that

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'unno, I liked it well enough.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's another superhero movie.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movies are now expecting the audience to have watched all their shitty Disney+ shows in addition to the 20+ film catalog to fully appreciate the story. And it is all too obvious Disney is going to use the Multiverse as the mechanism to replace all the main hero cast with inclusive and diverse replacements once the original contracts expire.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Partly this. I feel like they realized it was a mistake to leave fans gatekept by shitty disney plus shows though, and the newer shows haven't seemed to have too much important shit.
      Hawkeye and winter soldier literally just introduced the evil captain america and evil sharon carter, that's nothing that can't be fixed with a little introduction.
      Moon Knight was self contained, and even as a character introduction barely explained it's main characters over the course of 8 episodes
      Hawkeye introduced kate bishop and kingpin, but kingpin did literally nothing of consequence, he could have been replaced by any villain.

      So far I'd say wandavision and loki are the only shows you really should watch if you care about keeping up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        loki is actually really good too tbqh. Really fun show, totally elevated by Owen Wilson/Hiddleston chemistry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Loki is shit. They gutted their own lore and emasculated a great character.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >emasculated a great character.

            Loki is emasculated in every single appearance because he's a narcissistic buffoon and seeing him put in his place is part of the appeal.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's not,. That's your autism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he's literally written as the most palatable kind of narcissist, one that isn't really one and can change. But he's still written as one, because he was originally a villain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're telling me you don't have a Disney+ subscription? What, can you not afford it? Just a few nickels a day and you receive premiere superhero magic produced by the most revolutionary and forward-thinking minds in Hollywood. Trust me, you will want to watch all of it. Especially since it is rumored that a certain minority character from one of these shows will be making a cameo in the next movie. The dopamine hit when your brain recognizes him will be unreal!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >America girl was fricking useless
    >Complete lack of pacing
    >Despite being about the multiverse, they never really explore anything except "slightly more futuristic earth"
    >Strange barely ever gets to do anything particularly creative
    >Spend a bunch of time introducing characters that instantly job so they can have le ebin girl power fight between bri'ish cap/black marvel and wanda
    >America randomly asspulls her power control out of nowhere from the power of friendship or some shit
    >Introduce fricking professor x just to have him die
    Strange controlling his dead corpse flying around with ghost wings from another universe was cool though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Strange controlling his dead corpse flying around with ghost wings from another universe was cool though
      I liked that part, too. But there's a couple more things that have to added:
      >Wong is done so dirty. He's Sorcerer Supreme, but barely has any real power - he should be as capable as Strange. At least. He's just the funny sidekick now. And not that funny.
      >Ghetto Marvel can't take on Scarlet Witch. There is no consistency to Marvel's powers. The producers insisted that she was the most powerful of the superheros, and took a punch from Thanos, but Wanda takes her down?
      >McAdams is now a supergenius? Oh, that's right, women in the MCU are always stronger, better, and smarter than men.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bringing up Thanos makes me really annoyed
        Strange can go 1v1 against a Thanos with multiple infinity stones at his disposal but the best he seems to be able to do now is get tossed around like an idiot
        Magic in the mcu movies in general passes me off because they clearly are capable of thinking up and executing some pretty creative shit but they'll also turn around and go BEHOLD MY MAGICAL MIGHT AS I THROW A BALL AT THE ENEMY.
        I can't help but imagine how the attack on the magic place would've gone if the punisher from the TV series was there
        >"Oh cool she's flying around and shit" *bang*
        Because for some reason the brightest idea the sorcerers of the world have is fricking bows and arrows except the arrows are magic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Scarlet Witch has blocked bullets before tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Strange controlling his dead corpse flying around with ghost wings from another universe was cool though

      the best parts are the stuff thats clearly 100% Raimi. let him do the next one all by himself without Feige and his committee, it'll be really kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >without Feige
        You mean Victoria Alonso.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, executives take a backseat and stop micromanaging. this is the part where they should be super experimental.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Strange controlling his dead corpse flying around with ghost wings from another universe was cool though
      Honestly every good part on that movie is thanks to raimi. Yes I even liked the bruce cameo.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >Movie's name is main characters name
    >Not the main character.
    >Gets his shit kicked in, his powerlevel nerfed, insulted every chance they get.
    >Worthless for the entire movie
    He did more in Spider Man than he did in this.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wanda humillating the illuminatis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was really enjoyable for me, they were like some high school hall pass monitors.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        idk, i think the fans were asking for reed richards and he was humillated by a woman that finally lost against a sixteen years old girl

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wanda lost against other wanda

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thanks to the star girl

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              but that's what wanda wanted
              she just didn't expect her children would reject her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >reed richards
          Fantastic four has yet to break the hannah-barbera curse. I think they even put him in the movie because his character has always been the good boy dork nerd character.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > I think they even put him in the movie because his character has always been the good boy dork nerd character.
            they put him because people wanted krasinski as him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Golly gee willikers gang, that old lady is crossing the street on her own, we need to save her.
              He sucks and his character is extremely overrated, I'm glad they did what they did to him.
              F4 was a cope by MCU because they sold off the x-men, tried so hard to make F4 cool but they never will be.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                krasinski is a fantastic actor man, what are you saying?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                IDC about Krasinski, just ignore that post then.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll always hate the F4, reed especially. Especially with marvels weird ass intelligence circlejerk of
            >no no no, reed is literally the most smartest intelligent man ever in the entire universe! all those alien races and cosmetic entities? naw they're stupid compared to rubber man!

            It would have been more fun if his daughter actually did shit, only because she exists as a giant frick you to reed and susan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was satisfying though

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't make 2 billion, it only made 1 billion, anon...otherwise, nothing at all was wrong with it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It had too many quips and America was absolutely pointless and only exists to make a series about her eventually

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OUT OF MY WAY YOU CAPESHIT FRICKING SHITS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This did pretty beat MCU BUT wanda has my heart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like old people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is definitely a much better multiverse movie, the cringe sex humor almost ruins it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pure reddit.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People wanted to see Doctor Strange 2. It turned into Scarlet Witch vs America Chavez with Doctor Strange doing some stuff on the side. That's why Phase 4 is ass. They don't commit to making the men badasses anymore like they did with Iron Man and Captain America, just pushing their femoid minority agendas.

    The movie should've been Doctor Strange kicking her ass at the end because she's a crazy overemotional c**t. Instead he just feels weak and powerless. He's just a simp for Christine and then a cheerleader for America Chavez.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If he was powerful enough to kick her ass, the movie would have ended pretty early. Nobody defeated her except herself, which was pretty fitting considering they kept trying to "redeem" wanda, but it would have felt shitty to let her off completely scott free.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are the writer, they can do whatever they want. Just like Captain America getting buffed like crazy at times. Like Stan Lee makes this point. Doctor Strange could kick her ass, you just have to do the legwork if you want it to happen. They didn't want to let Strange be badass. Instead he's just laying on the ground watching the entire fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wanda is more powerful than Strange. This isn't about feminism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it still is moronic that they hijacked the Dr. Strange title just to make a scarlet witch Serenity to the show's Firefly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Weaker characters beat stronger ones all the time, they overcome the odds constantly. Again, you're not getting what Stan Lee was saying. You're the writer, that's entirely up to you to decide who wins. Making Strange lie on the ground and cheerlead was moronic feminist bullcrap you'd expect from Phase 4.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >If a girl gives flash a pep talk its feminism ruining superheroes!
          >If a man gives a girl a pep talk its feminism ruining superheroes!
          >If a girl exists on the screen and isn't being raped then its feminism ruining superheroes!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was cool that Wanda was beaten by herself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They went out of their way to portray Strange as a cold, calculating character who will sacrifice anyone to accomplish his plans. The real Strange would have blown Wanda's ass through a time portal, and locked her unhinged ass in a temporal prison, like the one he created for his magic book. And killed Chavez or let her die to get it done.
      They have completely gutted the character to promote a character that is now presumed dead, and a teenager. Woo. Much great writing. A Strange/Scarlet Witch confrontation should have been an End Game final battle sized event, but nooooo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats why What If?… Doctor Strange episode is Doctor Strange 2 for me.
      He does tons of cool shit and it has a kino ending.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't hate it, it wasn't one of the better films but it could have been done much better.
    I think the biggest gripe I have is that they just tried to cram too much into the movie.

    Wanda becoming a bad guy and wanting her kids could have been 1 movie, and the whole multi-verse hopping around with chavez could have been 1 movie. Tying wanda's desires into the multiverse just turned everything into a big mess.
    The entire fun of multiverse hopping is seeing and dealing with all the different weird shit you'd see in them all, but we basically saw nothing of interest outside that like 5 minute segment.

    The only real good part imo was the Wanda fight against the illuminati because it was fun and showed how brutal she could be. Everything else was just kinda meh.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ????
    It was a great movie, it had terrible continuity and special effects, some bad acting here and there
    BUT Lizzie carried the movie all by herself, it was a great flick because of her

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. It was pretty great.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saved this thread specifically because it summed up my own thoughts about the movie so well. What a piece of shit it was. There won't be another legacy character marvel movie, will there? Every. Single. Movie. Will. Be. Like. This.
    https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/170090987

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a pretty autistic rant but it's dead on.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the hyperbole about DS2 being bad is so weird no one was this dramatic when Black Widow and Eternals turned out bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This scene was objectively kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least Black Widow wasn’t directed by a fricking chimpanzee

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The amerimutt

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. And I think it's comical that Marvelgays and Capeshit haters are both arguing the opposites

    >Too much multiverse/cameo bullshit!
    >Not enough multiverse/cameo bullshit!

    I enjoyed it, but I also didn't go into it being a baby b***h. I don't like the MCU and haven't seen one outside of that last Spider-Man in several years. Nor their shows (as if lmao). I went to see this purely because Sam Raimi, whose work I admire, was directing a movie again. I knew it wasn't going to be on the level of Spider-Man or most of his career highlights in being an MCU movie, but on a base level "Doctor Strange" and "Sam Raimi" is a great combo. I went in expecting a typical MCU flick but with some Raimi flair and I actually got what I think is one of the better movies of their catalogue.

    >The threat is taken seriously
    >There's actual stakes
    >Visually fun and creative
    >They don't undercut emotional beats with jokes
    >The magic is actually inventively portrayed rather than just glowing wire-frame shields and lasers
    >Raimi takes every opportunity he can to troll or piss off Marvel fanboys
    >Doctor Strange has an actually interesting character arc that mirrors Wanda's own
    >It's unafraid to be goofy, sincere and saccharine
    >Despite tying into other movies and a TV series it's easily understandable and followable as a standalone.
    I never saw Wandavision and never will. I understood perfectly what was going on.

    It's got flaws, it's not Raimi's best by a long shot and there's a lot to nitpick. But overall? This was a blast and easily one of the best movies from this whole exhausting franchise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well put, Anon. I agree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is embarrasing. I hope to god you're being ironic to try bait.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This is embarrasing. I hope to god you're being ironic to try bait.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're probably just another fricking shill, but you convinced me to watch this for Sam Raimi. So I guess... good job, shill?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    failed as spectacle: nothing in Strange's fight scenes were more visually creative than when he fought Thanos on Titan. Most of the interesting magic was done by Wanda. Strange went from making astral shadow clones and hurling the mirror dimension against Thanos to barely being able to tango with some Shuma-Gorath clone. The musical fight scene is divisive. Strange being hurled through the multiverses was 'decent' but something we had already seen and better played out in the first Strange film when he first gets to Kamar-Taj.

    If Scott Derrickson was given enough creative liberty to actually have made the horror film that he wanted to, we would have gotten something that could have felt like a breath of fresh air rather than more of the same. Not even going to talk about the plot which was absolutely run of the mill. The potential of this film was neutered the second the guy with the OG vision was axed.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr. Strange
    >Needs his cape to fly

    >Wong, the """""Sorcerer Supreme"""""
    >Can't fly
    I dunno. Maybe this is just a minor point that bothered me more than it should have, but don't these two seem kinda weak to be the Sorcerer Supreme? They can't even fly? Maybe it just bothered me because Wong was just kinda dangling helplessly off of the side of the cliff for most of the finale.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't even get me started on Wong. Could be a great character. The actor is perfect. The Sorcerer Supreme is supposed to be incredlbly powerful, like the Ancient One and Strange, but he's barely able to take on a couple of monsters who don't do more than throw rocks at him.
      Complete waste of a character. I guess since their "pander to chinese audiences" didn't play out like expected, they'll just sideline any asian characters now.
      But it's pretty standard now, powers of characters change according to the needs of the (poorly written) scripts. Feige allowed it all to get out of control. Feige is single handedly tanking a trillion dollar franchise.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dude let's put the shittest character in it as the villain
    >dude let's cuck the hero for a pointless woke wedding
    >dude let's quippipdy qquip every 5 seconds
    >dude my two mom's
    >dude let's add some little Hispanic who cant act
    >dude let's pay 2 dollars for the cgi
    >dude let's make it as boring as possible
    >dude let's put black captain marvel in there for no reason so she can do her finna "acting"
    >dude let's make it a shit bollywood flick
    >dude buy our funkopopz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up butthurt homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being THIS cucked by SJWs

        NOOO NOT MY SHITTY CGI FLASHY PEW PEW MOVIE HECKERINO NOOO!!!! DO NOT REDEEEEMMM!!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          have sex

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The fricking irony lmao

            le rebbit memes to try counterpoint the truth.

            why are you such an insecure little homosexual to your bollywood movies?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He said as his Mom gulped down another quart of Black person cum.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being THIS cucked by SJWs

        Nice counterpoints.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being THIS cucked by SJWs

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who thinks this is good legitimately needs shooting.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gee I wonder who was in control of this movie

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's been over 20 years of cape shit movies of different IPs, shit gets tiresome and we got saturated by it. Maverick isn't even an original concept, it's literally a sequel and it was entertaining due to not being cape shit.

    All we need is entertainment that isn't cape shit or anything that has Hollywood suits all over it, that's why Korean movies are great

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOoooooOOOOOOooo the heckin battle should've been epicarino. It should've been just as lame and unimaginative as Thanos v Strange!

    Infinity War was a terrible movie and that fight was lame. The only cool part was the butterflies and the bit where Doctor Strange multiplies. The character conflicts in this movie had more weight and the magic was much more interestingly conceived.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit this thread is fricking cringe. Go outside for frick sake.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Harder, manbaby! More salt! More salt!

        >WARES MY HECKIN EPIC MAGICRINO MARVELSISTERS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          as a marvelsister I enjoy in your tears

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Harder, manbaby! More salt! More salt!

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not going full cosmic horror

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "multiverse" theme only traveling to another universe that its practically the same as their own.
    Everything everywhere did way better and above that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it and despite Everything Everywhere being a better exploration of the concept (and an all around better movie) I think this managed to do things with the concept that it didn't do and I dug that.

      >Dreams are actually glimpses at your parallel lives
      I just like how goofy that is.

      >Strange is unhappy and nobody likes him. Exploring the multiverse gives him a chance to see how different his life could be if he made different choices.
      >Instead every other version of him is shitty and makes the same frick-ups which usually leads to something bad happening.
      I dig his existential crisis of
      >Am I just inherently shitty? Am I doomed to ruin things for myself and everyone?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel executives and producers fiddling, unironically.
    If Raimi had full control, this would turn into a classic horror scholock

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the multiverse was a mistake

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only good part of this entire slog was the zombie Strange sequence. Everything else was a boring waste of time. This was a 2 hour movie that felt like 3 hours.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they were going to get a big name celebrity like Bruce Campbell they really should have given him some more screen time. I mean, I'm glad that they finally brought him into the MCU, but his scene in the movie and the post credits stinger didn't really do anything to set up the fact that the MCU is joining the larger Bruce Campbell cinematic universe.

    They really should have tacked on the announcement of "Bruce Campbell vs the Avengers"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really disappointed Disney made Raimi cut this scene. Pizza Poppa had a lot of potential to become the next Thanos level event villain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, he's really one of the only people around that they could bring in to up the stakes. Nobody else has that kind of gravitas and name recognition to feel like a legitimate threat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you teasing me with thoughts of an Army of Darkness versus Marvel Zombies movie that will never happen?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Disney would never be able to afford the rights to do it properly anyway. Do you know how much of the budget of Bruce Campbell vs Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness went to securing Bruce Campbell's involvement and that without the rights to his chainsaw which I understand has a lot of complicated riders in its contract.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's capeshit, literally made for lowest common denominators.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    state diversity hiring mandates

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    must have had a lot of production problems, the movie was awfully put together. Also Everything Everywhere did the multiverse much better.
    DS2 was just an CGI fest from start to end.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have a multiverse setting
    >don't use it at all

    Hmm, where did we screw up?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Memory Store

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I ironically enjoyed it. Raimi's put almost all of his classic tropes into one movie and made it look good. I don't care if the writing is shit. I don't care they shilled another show I won't watch. It was a legit 7/10. I'm glad I didn't go to the theater though, wouldn't pay 10 bucks for that.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a marketing campaign to introduce Ms Amsericana to promote her tv series.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I expected cool visual shit like in the first movie. Was disappointed.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hope there's a america chavez spin-off, she was the best part, i liked her attitude

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every man in the movie was a jobber and the multiverse wasn't utilized well. All you got was some shitty cameos who got murdered easily anyway.

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