what went so horribly, incredibly wrong?

what went so horribly, incredibly wrong?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a Starwars product, for starters

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This c**t and his inability to do anything without plucking memberberries.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't get over the fact this dude is from pennsylvania or some shit and insists on wearing that lame hat like he's a cowboy or some shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like those poser country/western artists from New Jersey.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        balding really fricks with some fellows

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      any man that talks like that is a homosexual and idiots actually believed in that troony fckin homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pic related of course
      Filoni is a whipped gamma boy, a mouthpiece for his filthy feminist harpy wife

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        disgusting hog

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I praise Satan, but abortion is fricking murder.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I praise Satan,

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            As thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >As thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
              easy shibboleth to say, self-refuting to actually try and do consistently.
              only jesus christ is THE way, THE truth, and THE life.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Christ himself (i.e. whoever is meant by this name in this passage) callously disowns his mother and his brethren (Luke VIII, 19). And he repeatedly makes discipleship contingent on the total renunciation of all family ties. He would not even allow a man to attend his father’s funeral!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like he did as he wilt. why are you complaining?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The key of joy is disobedience.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can try non-sequitur subject changing if you want but it's interesting that it took 2 replies for the folly of your philosophy to manifest.
                repent and turn to christ.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was in the death struggle with self: God and Satan fought for my soul those three long hours. God conquered — now I have only one doubt left — which of the twain was God?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              fricking max cringe overload

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Since all things are God, in all things thou seest just so much of God as thy capacity affordeth thee.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Grogu"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      grogu perfectly fit the role for your gf and all the other dumb bimbos to keep watching it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for knowing I have sex.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It went from gruff space mercenary doing side quests to DUDE SKYWALKERS AHSOKA BOBBA FATT THE GANG'S ALL HERE HERE'S FEMALE MANDALORIA TOO

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    S3

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let’s take a badass commando mercenary bounty hunter and make him a nanny
    Disney

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1:
    >Space Western
    >Lots of people getting killed
    >MC is cool, enigmatic, good at fighting
    >Plot revolves around MC being out of his element, but not because he's an incompetent boob
    >Actually expands the universe with a brand new character doing shit, no previously seen characters except IG-88
    >Explores the state of the galaxy even slightly
    >Imperial remnant is actually a threat

    Season 2:
    >Still good, but cracks start to show
    >More (and more egregious) cameos from other Star Wars stuff
    >Episodes feel more aimed at children
    >Concludes the quest from the start of the series
    >Luke gets to be a badass instead of a mopey failed teacher, a single killbot was more than a match for the MC and team and Luke goes through an army of them like tissue paper.

    Season 3:
    >Janky cgi for baby Yoda
    >No more self-contained story, everything is in service of the overarching plot (crap)
    >To be honest, I didn't even watch past the end of S2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget;

      >conclusion of season 2 gets undone in a separate show in order for BoBF to get more views

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        notOP but , yeah recently watched season 3 and I never saw BoBF so I was confused as hell and was annoyed that they hid major shit like that in another show. Had to look up basic summary.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >notOP
          I don't know if you knew this, but there's no need to identify yourself in any way on this website. It doesn't matter who you are or aren't.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        As I said, I didn't watch past the end of S2 and I certainly don't watch other Star Wars shows. Only watched Mando after my parents raved about it to me. I've developed a good radar for when a show is jumping the shark

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Season 1 kino
    >season 2 a bunch of jedi wank, luke comes in and saves the day at the very last second
    >season 3 is just cringe

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KK sticking her nose in and insisting that they keep the cute baby and the robot guy, oh and we need to put the lady Mandalorian front and center because the Force is FEMALE....!

    Shit.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine consuming any Disney Star Wars content

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile contrarians will hate on anything
    but if you really thought baby yoda wasn't kino, you're beyond saving

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by S1E1 it’s boring, styleless drek that never improves.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made one good Star Wars thing by understanding what made Star Wars good. And then they ruined it the same way everybody ruins Star Wars.

    Star Wars is aesthetic and archetypes. LORE is shit. Lore has ALWAYS been shit in Star Wars. The more lore they pack into these movies, the more they become moronic and contrived. Stop weaving it into one tapestry, which makes the universe feel small.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop weaving it into one tapestry
      but anon, no one's ever really gone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the second season had an ok balance. You can have your character interact with the "larger plot" while they're still doing their own thing, but when the same six characters keep dragging every new guy into The Great Star War of Our Time it does feel like there's only a hundred people who live in the galaxy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It helped that Season 2 used the pre-existing Mandalore adjacent characters in service to a "Din learns that there's more aspects to Mandalorian culture then his dogmatic sect" arc. Of course then they treated the consequences of that in a super wishy washy way in BoBF and S3.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just wanted some space bonty hunter kino we got stuck with a glorified babysitter season one was good but everything else was garbage

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit source material. This would have been 1000x times better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh video games
      have a nice day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hurrr video games can't have good storylines we have to reply on Disney CEO board to write our stories durrr

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh hey, I remember you and your failed thread lmao gaygor

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >.t.Disney troony

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Star Wars videogames unironically have better writing than the movies and shows overall. It's true even after Lucas, the new slop from Respawn is shakespeare tier compared to what hacks like Abrams or Filoni write.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Star Wars videogames unironically have better writing than the movies and shows overall.
          KOTORgays really need to kill themselves

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's right though

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Best STAR WARS Stories
            >OT / PT
            >KotOR / KotOR II: TSL
            >Thrawn Trilogy
            >Jedi Academy trilogy
            >Dark Forces / Jedi Knight
            >Shadows of the Empire (comic / novel / video game)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did this still happen or was it changed by Disney?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares?
        My core head canon for STAR WARS is:
        >KotOR
        >KotOR II
        >Darth Bane trilogy
        >PT
        >Genndy Wars
        >Filoni Wars
        >Bounty Hunter
        >Republic Commando
        >Battlefront 2 (Pandemic)
        >OT
        >Shadows of the Empire
        >Dark Forces / Jedi Knight
        >Heir to the Empire
        Yours can be whatever you want as long as it's not Disney Canon. It's STAR WARS. Not the word of God.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tcw
          >2003 cw

          hope your headcanon doesn't cause you tons of headaches.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Easy
            Genndy Wars = propaganda and fireside stories, truths with plenty of liberties taken, the beginning stages of a legend
            Filoni Wars = what actually happened

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I would argue that Genny Wars is like Generation Kill while TCW is MASH or The Hurt Locker.

              TCW takes place within the span of that "Anakin kicking ass after getting knighted" montage and the early seasons were written with the expectation of a familiarity with Genndy Wars since Ventress is pre-established, they never go to Muunilinst since that was the main focus of the first half of Genndy's show, and they mention "Shaak Ti's protecting the chancellor" in the final arc.
              Unfortunately, there's no easy way of cramming Nelvaan in there since you can't have it as an immediate "What Anakin and Obi-Wan were doing before they went to Coruscant" thing now. If you converted it into a standalone adventure, I do think that "Let's go look for Grievous" set-up could pair well with that unfinished Kyber Crystal arc.

              The Battle of Jabim, which takes after Muunilinst, is darker and Anakin and Obi-wan were separated for some time, plus skywalker was assigned to ki-adi-mundi.

              >Unfortunately, there's no easy way of cramming Nelvaan in there since you can't have it as an immediate "What Anakin and Obi-Wan were doing before they went to Coruscant" thing now. If you converted it into a standalone adventure, I do think that "Let's go look for Grievous" set-up could pair well with that unfinished Kyber Crystal arc.

              It is understood that Nelvaan was the last thing and should be watched after labyrinth of Evil

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            TCW takes place within the span of that "Anakin kicking ass after getting knighted" montage and the early seasons were written with the expectation of a familiarity with Genndy Wars since Ventress is pre-established, they never go to Muunilinst since that was the main focus of the first half of Genndy's show, and they mention "Shaak Ti's protecting the chancellor" in the final arc.
            Unfortunately, there's no easy way of cramming Nelvaan in there since you can't have it as an immediate "What Anakin and Obi-Wan were doing before they went to Coruscant" thing now. If you converted it into a standalone adventure, I do think that "Let's go look for Grievous" set-up could pair well with that unfinished Kyber Crystal arc.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gary-stu protagonist with adamantium armor.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    S1
    >The Mandalorian
    S2
    >REMEMBER CLONE WARS
    >REMEMBER BATTLEFRONT 2'S SINGLEPLAYER CAMPAIGN YOU GUYS PLAYED IT RIGHT
    >REMEMBER
    S3
    >Mandawho?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    clone wars insertion.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Favreau had a good idea and he let Dave Filoni shit all over it. Giving Dave Filoni more control over Star Wars is unironically a worse idea than giving Kathleen Kennedy power in the first place. At least under Kathleen Kennedy Rogue One and later Andor got made, but I can't see Tony Gilroy sticking around if Filoni keeps meddling with every project that gets traction. Gilroy prefers less oversight and what he produces is better because of it. Andor is the best Disney Star Wars show, and better than all of Filoni's slop.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao Filoni just got promoted seethe more gayet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's what I was talking about. Good to know that Filoni's fans have no reading comprehension.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          seethe and cope gayIT

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baby Yoda became too popular for the shows own good

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baby Yoda.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pandering to women and homosexuals who don't care about the main series of films.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know why season 3 was seen as so egregious, all of its problems were shared with earlier seasons, maybe the novelty just wore off?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of doing Heir to the Empire or Truce at Bakura, aka doing pre-Disney star wars, LF does a half ass show that looks and acts like Star Wars, but it's a generic sci-fi story at its core.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid fan service in S2 and then reversing the S2 finale to fan service even harder in S3 (allegedly) (I didn't watch it)

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