What went so wrong?

What went so wrong?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what do you mean?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. It turned out exactly as one would expect it to.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Despite the crying and whining of salty anons it was and continues to be moderately successful

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No selfcest between golden girl and her future self.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused.
    Is this a Golden Girl thread, or a Funbag Friday thread?

    Somebody please tell me so I know what to post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well why not Funbag Friday?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hasn't posted jackshit in over a year

        I'm not surprised that he dipped, even back during his time on DeviantArt he stopped for a short while because he didn't want to be known as just a porn artist

        Remember Bounce?
        Remember Dr. Solarge and her Orbiters?

        Bounce died because the anons were buttholes to any artist that showed up

        https://i.imgur.com/jh4PUCe.gif

        What went so wrong?

        Idk, she has a dedicated circle of artists that still draw her and make comics for her
        Maybe you're just a homosexual or something OP

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Posts porn
          >Doesn't want to be known as a porn artist
          Many such cases.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Artists who draw porn should just embrace the fact they draw porn on their off time, makes things way easier

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Artists who draw porn should just embrace the fact they draw porn on their off time, makes things way easier

            >Embrace the fact that you spend huge chunks of your time providing content for degenerates that hate you and will throw a tantrum if you ever have an off day or want to eat food or branch out creatively.
            Taking a break from shilling AI?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say "Embrace drawing for others" you illiterate

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Artists that draw for no audience essentially don't exist because why would they post?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Not enjoying your own hobbies

                What the frick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Creative hobbies are more stressful than relaxing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The operative word is *just* a porn artist. Once your characters look a certain way your audience just checks out mentally and only cares about seeing them getting raw dogged. Any attempt to tell a story or imbue your creation with any sort of personality is met with "tl;dr" at best and frequently accusations of you being dishonest with yourself and your audience.
            Ironically those same people levying those accusations will then complain when you get burnt out and stop drawing porn to focus on mainstream stuff, and blame everyone else (usually sjws) that are censoring artists or preventing anything bigger than a B cup from being in a mainstream story. All while continuing to insist themselves, that because a that looks a certain way they must be relegated to porn and ONLY porn, no exceptions.
            Pic kinda related. But then, so are most pics that'd be relevant to this thread.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well, people want the designs to have function, not just form. Imagine if Hulk never smashed anything, or if Broly in his legendary super saiyan state was weaker than a normal saiyan

              You can't have Seikon no Qwasar without breastfeeding, but it was able to tell a larger story just fine. Yeah, the audience needs the catharsis of seeing large breasts serve their function, that doesn't necessarily mean that it can't do more with the story

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine if Hulk never smashed anything, or if Broly in his legendary super saiyan state was weaker than a normal saiyan
                Or if Charles Xavier were inexplicably ripped despite being a wheelchair bound psychic?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair Cinemaphile thinks that about all creations centered around women not just the ones we come up with.

              I had people from here told me they liked my sfw comic for the story itself and not just the mc large breasts, it just aside from the gimmick gg isn't that interesting, so of course people are going to focus on the breasts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can I see your comic then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a shame the board had been infested with total gays around that time. Scared away all the drawgays.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your post implies that the infestation has abated.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It hasn't, but it was extra homosexual even by today's standards that day, it was also one autist getting angry that the thread didn't abide by his foot fetish

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shame, I miss Zoey.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, we are doing Funbag Friday? Ok then

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    like all porn artist, they tried to be funny
    also lack of sex

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't rely on culture wars. If this was presented as a project that would piss of sjws then everyone here be making 3 threads a day and bending over backwards to fellate it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They decided they wanted it to be more then a bunch of comedy strips about a 14yo huge breasts getting in the way so they
    >created a bunch of characters that never got used
    >act prudish toward the lewd element leading to it only getting stronger and consume the comic
    >imminently crater to the Cinemaphile masses by introducing an aged up muscle GG and changing the core of the character
    >follow up by diving deep in to STORY and LORE completely forgetting about the original idea behind GG.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek sounds like latter part of adventure time, complete with the oc self inserts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. You are what went wrong. Not saying the others are completly correct. Whats wrong is that people think GG is either lolcow comic or a mature story. There should be a middle ground.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Whats wrong is that people think GG is either lolcow comic or a mature story.
        No one thinks GG is a mature story. They think it should be just softcore porn like most creations on this board centered around women.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair Cinemaphile thinks that about all creations centered around women not just the ones we come up with.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They think it should be just softcore porn
          The other big group i mean, they dont. The other thinks it is big booba parody for /aco/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Whats wrong is that people think GG is either lolcow comic or a mature story.
        No one thinks GG is a mature story. They think it should be just softcore porn like most creations on this board centered around women.

        >They think it should be just softcore porn
        The other big group i mean, they dont. The other thinks it is big booba parody for /aco/

        "Mature" isn't the right word anyway. It's more like playing it straight in the sense that some people want to actually try and do standard capeshit stuff with the occasional joke rather than be all jokes or all hardcore sex.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This. I keep saying it's more pastiche than full parody.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > It's more like playing it straight
          Ok, mature is a bad choice. Playing it straight really fits. Thanks for helping.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People stopped caring about Golden Girl and wanted to move on to her older versions without realizing that she's a completely boring, one-dimensional character that has nothing going for her besides her original gimmick.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lets just say you wanted to see some Young Big breasts.
    Also we're gonna explode thanks to the world.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally made for /ss/. No /ss/.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Bounce?
    Remember Dr. Solarge and her Orbiters?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard to draw decently with one hand?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Designed and managed by committee.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Porn artists trying to write instead of just finding a dedicated write gay

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there an actual collection of comic strips somewhere or is it just random images that people have made?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://boards.plusCinemaphile/coc/t417561.html has most of them afaik
      There's also the comics at
      https://healthyfetish.itch.io/golden-girl-volume-1
      https://healthyfetish.itch.io/golden-girl-volume-2
      Volume 1 isn't very good since it didn't go through anyone from the /coc/ threads and gets a lot of stuff wrong. Volume 2 is probably average by most people metrics, but more in character and slightly more canonical since its main story is based on an idea that got bandied about in the threads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Volume 1 is just a bunch of shitty idea's from the /aco/ threads, that's why Panda is in there and everything else is just GG interacting with already existing characters

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok
    Now post Windbreaker

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grey Impact does some great breasts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those look moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I think you're just moronic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Big!

        those look moronic

        More like silicone

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How about some LIVE action?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        see

        those look moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and so's your mom with those big flopperoos.
          >Fricking fried eggs nailed to the wal, that's what those are on her...

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to impregnate Audrey's breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that wants to frick her nipples

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