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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The appeal of Max Payne is that the game is really fun while also telling a cinematic story by 2001 standards, when you just make a movie 'adapting' Max Payne you lose so much in translation.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't great. But it wasn't bad.
    I didn't hate it and some scenes were fun.
    Plus the trailer was fricking KINO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was at the San Diego Comic-Con where that trailer premiered. So many people were in line to see it the line stretched out the building and around the block.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      man that trailer was so fricking cool

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This trailer got me into Marilyn Manson

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoomer scum

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          better be careful old man before i fill you with zoomer cum

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do miss the good old days of being a zoomer in 2008

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            2008 feels like it was 2008 years ago...
            what the hell happened to the time...
            what the hell happened to me

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing, you're still as young and spry as ever. Go jump on that skateboard, do an ollie. You can do it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you were a zoomer in '08, you're a zoomer today, moron.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, some of the shots in this trailer look outright picturesque. That shot with a guy looking out a window while snow bursts in the room, for example. How come the movie sucked dick in the end?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the only thing this movie had going for it - a trailer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lets make a film noir with soap opera lighting

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >should have got the guy who directed sin city
    >should have made it very graphic-novel esque
    >should have STUCK TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL
    >should have had the guy who actually played the likeness of mp in the games play him in the movie, with Walberg going his voice over in the form of speech boxes or something

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >should have had the guy who actually played the likeness of mp in the games play him in the movie
      i love sam lake but he doesn't have the chops to carry an entire film

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's talking about Tim Gibbs. Either way movie sucked.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Couldve just use Mcaffrey. Don't know why they didn't just use his likeness for all the games. His voice fit his face

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rescue Me was kino.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm praying he recorded dialogue for the remakes but I'm guessing that's just a pipe dream. Frickin' sucks, brew. Loved him.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Mcaffrey died
              wtf learning this now, that sucks man 🙁
              i guess alan wake 2 was one of his last performances

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Biiirthdays are like regrets...they just keep coming

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Am I the only one who never played any of the sequels because of the model change?

                I thought Sam Lake had the perfect look of a guy who lost it all. Scrawny and with a constant painful expression on his face. Then for the sequels they got this clean looking chad and I lost all interest.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >denying yourself enjoyment because of a model
                based autist

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You see the character from behind at 95% of the time. Why do you care?? Same reason I play as females because I don't want to stare at a man's ass

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            relentlessly handsome

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >should have got the guy who directed sin city
      And not John Woo?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        God no, he's a meme
        >but but he made some chunky shit 40 years ago
        We've already established they're not that good and using the excuse "but he didn't have a Hollywood budget" is not a good argument, especially since his Hollywood movies are all bad.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rodriguez is a meme? But he just directed Spy Kids: Armageddon, bro

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            But actually Roadracers (1994) was horribly kino by Rodriguez

            Rodriguez gave us Lucha Underground, which makes him permakino

            >le pretending to be moronic
            John Woo is a meme. He sucks.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gayest post on this entire site - and that's saying something.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          But actually Roadracers (1994) was horribly kino by Rodriguez

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Really guys? You've brought knives to a shoe fight?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rodriguez gave us Lucha Underground, which makes him permakino

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      have had the guy who actually played the likeness of mp in the games play him in the movie
      They use a different actors for Max's face in all 3 games

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in all 3 games
        should Max Payne 3 even count as a Max Payne game?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Debatable because it doesn't have the atmosphere and the writing is so mid but it's still got fun combat and its the only one that uses James Mcaffrey's face

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just realized that he died

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              w-what

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                happened a couple days ago

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                now i'm sad

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate reality so much it's unreal

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's dead, bro. That means nothing bad can happen to him anymore. He's at rest

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              w-what

              He fricking died only 2 weeks ago?
              Christ.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I still love MP3 for the atmosphere - His voice work - The gunplay is insane(When it fricking let's you use it)and the music is killer. Very clearly inspired by Tony Scott, Man On Fire in particular. The problem I had with it is: Walk forward*cutscene*a bit of gunplay*Cutscene*wa-*cutscene*

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it wrong that my first Max Payne game was 3?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, as long as you realize that the first installment is the best one

              Why is 1 the best? What about 2? Why is 3 so divisive?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                they took a noir thriller and turned it into a south american miami vice

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Better atmosphere, better writing, self-contained story. Gameplay seems primitive and clunky nowadays but it's still serviceable

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, as long as you realize that the first installment is the best one

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and it was a great game as well

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, it was basically man on fire which is still a noir.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >should have got the guy who directed sin city
      And not John Woo?

      John Woo's Silent Night is essentially the first act of max Payne 1 (up to the jack lupino fight) minus dialog and snow. It's pretty good.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need to watch this still how does it not have snow? It's a Christmas movie, right?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's set in LA. Plenty of kino Christmas decorations though, especially in the finale.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Theres these criminals right... so lets set the movie in LA
            >BUT HAVE A WHITE FAMILY
            wtf they wouldn't be dumb enough to live there... would they?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think his wife is Latina (and so are 99% of people he kills).

              IDK, I'm not American, you tell me.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Wahlberg

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer was outright a bait and switch for one - and the actual film was nothing like the games. That trailer was dope though.
    >You know how you hold your breathe when passing graveyards?
    >Leave that man alone

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>You know how you hold your breathe when passing graveyards?
      that man alone
      doesn't even make sense but sounds cool af

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's directed by John Moore who directed Behind Enemy Lines (awesome) and then a bunch of movies that got increasingly bad. Die Hard 5 is terrible.

      So really, this comes down to the film being doomed from the start because the director is bad at his job.

      >and the actual film was nothing like the games.
      That isn't really true. The general meat and potatoes of the plot is fairly similar to MP1. They just play up the V drug stuff way, way more in an kind of a dumb way. People sorta forget that Max Payne is about an evil corporation creating a super-soldier drug. That's what the game is about. But it's not really something people talk about. They talk about crime and noir and stuff.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Die hard 5 was fricking awesome

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Die Hard 4 is awesome. Die Hard 5 is a disaster. That said, look anon if you like Die Hard 5 I respect that. The film does have some stylish shots but it's a shocking drop in quality from 4, which used to be a polarizing movie once upon a time.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          awesome?
          not a chance.
          watchable?
          yes, for exactly 1 (one) time.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Max Payne
    I like Wahlberg
    I like Kunis
    I like Luda
    I like shit like The Crow and Sin City
    I thought it was bretty gud 😀

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I like shit like The Crow and Sin City
      we'll never get movies like those again.. and I just got depression more than I already had thinking about that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'll eventually remake The Crow. At some point. Probably.
        But that's no consolation because no matter who they get to star in it, it's going to be absolute fricking garbage.
        I remember it was Bradley Cooper, then Jason Mamoa. I forgot who else was talked about to play Draven. Probably Rob Pattinson.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They'll eventually remake The Crow
          goddamnit... truly all ideas have been exhausted.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's been talked about for like 10 years. That's when I heard Bradley Cooper was in talks to play Eric Draven. Why they decided on the Hangover guy I haven't a fricking clue.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They'll eventually remake The Crow.
          The remake is literally coming next year.
          https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1340094/
          Bill Skarsgård is Eric Draven.
          Directed by Rupert Sanders (Ghost in the Shell).

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too long, you arrive at third act bored.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you arrive at the third act bored
      Did you forget this fricking KINO

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf... why did they have TONS OF FIRE in the trailer... then such little fire in the actual scene

        Also I could have sworn to fricking god that there used to be a trailer that also opened with Mason's song lyrics "6 am Christmas morning... no shadows no reflections here" can't find it though

        ?t=99

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    http://gldio.com/wrkz/max_payne/

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF I WAS YOUR VAMPIRE

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    20 year old me expected more slow mo gunfights and a more drawn out boss battle. Otherwise it's a stylish, decent adaptation.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    casting issue. mark walberg and mila were simply not the right fit. the movie was total shit. but lacked the spirit of the game. Id rather have Clive Owen or Tom Jane as max. and Mona can also be a non famous female. obviously Sofia Marceau or monica belluci wouldve been good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and mila were simply not the right fit
      What'd you mean she was so hawt though
      >tfw no mila kunis gf

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Jane is an excellent call for Max
      I'd pick Marion Cottilard for Mona

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't play the game

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >berg

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      americans with a surname ending with 'berg' are more likely to be related to nazis than israelites

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        hi israelite

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single thing

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The truth was a burning green crack through my brain. Crappy dialogue everywhere I went, Cliches surrounding my entire life, a nonsensical plot to my story, that unsettling feeling of having everyone hating this god forsaken tale. I was in a shitty movie. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad casting, bad story

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is max payne supernatural?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is this? Vampire the masquerade mod?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll make another mp thread in Cinemaphile in a few days introducing the best mods

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because of John Wick, we will never get a real Max Payne live action

  21. 4 months ago
    Subnautica Soundtrack

    they did not give a frick about the game and just wanted to make cheap shitty generic movie for a quick buck.
    Same with Mortal Kombat and Super Mario Bros and Resident Evil.
    But I think we can all agree House of the Dead is the real tragedy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Same with Mortal Kombat and Super Mario Bros and Resident Evil.
      It's absolutely nothing like Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil. The last thing you can accuse those films of being is generic. Heck, Mario is especially not generic. (Unless you mean the new super generic Illumination version.)

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    should have been mcnulty

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