The book was so fricking bad I can't believe it got a movie. And for the only time in my life I am so glad they took liberties with the movie. One of the best of all time.
With the first movie? Nothing. But then everything in the subsequent movies. Lost World did have some really cool vehicles in it though. The toys back in the day were unreal.
Jurassic Park 3.
The only good parts were the raptor, abandoned lab, and pteranodon scenes. The rest were either pointless or were a spit in the face to everyone that liked the first two: >"You liked the T-Rex? Well he's a little b***h now compared to our new big bad!" >"You thought Grant and Ellie lived happily ever after? Well too bad Grant is now a cuck and Ellie married and had kids with some random guy!"
Shit was so bad that even Spielberg and John Williams didn't want any involvement in this mess of a script. Only contrarians/spinogays will ever defend it.
>"You liked the T-Rex? Well he's a little b***h now compared to our new big bad!"
It was just a random T. rex, there was nothing wrong with one dying in a fight. Was it necessary? Probably not but rexgays acting like somebody came and hung their favorite dinosaur messiah on the cross will never not be funny to me. >"You thought Grant and Ellie lived happily ever after? Well too bad Grant is now a cuck and Ellie married and had kids with some random guy!"
This is such a non-complaint that holds no worth in criticizing JPIII in that it was never explicitly a story beat that Grant and Ellie were involved romantically or were planning to get married or have kids. It doesn't even disrupt the story.
It actually makes sense that Ellie would go off on her own to start a family while Alan is still very much in love with his work. There's nothing wrong with that at all. >b-but he said they were together when Malcolm asked
Clearly to get Malcolm to stop being an obnoxious sex pest to her. There's no reason if they were together beforehand why Grant would allow him to hit on her in the first place.
They were the top minds in their respective fields that worked well together and never needed to be anything more than that.
The people that complain about this shit are from the same cloth as tumblrites that get uppity about shipping.
>"You liked the T-Rex? Well he's a little b***h now compared to our new big bad!"
It was just a random T. rex, there was nothing wrong with one dying in a fight. Was it necessary? Probably not but rexgays acting like somebody came and hung their favorite dinosaur messiah on the cross will never not be funny to me. >"You thought Grant and Ellie lived happily ever after? Well too bad Grant is now a cuck and Ellie married and had kids with some random guy!"
This is such a non-complaint that holds no worth in criticizing JPIII in that it was never explicitly a story beat that Grant and Ellie were involved romantically or were planning to get married or have kids. It doesn't even disrupt the story.
It actually makes sense that Ellie would go off on her own to start a family while Alan is still very much in love with his work. There's nothing wrong with that at all. >b-but he said they were together when Malcolm asked
Clearly to get Malcolm to stop being an obnoxious sex pest to her. There's no reason if they were together beforehand why Grant would allow him to hit on her in the first place.
They were the top minds in their respective fields that worked well together and never needed to be anything more than that.
The people that complain about this shit are from the same cloth as tumblrites that get uppity about shipping.
proud spinogay here
the ending of JP1 does not mean that alan magically got over his fear of having children, if anything the park fiasco made him double down on it, and the fact is ellie wanted to have kids, so she found someone else wanting to settle down while alan stuck to his work. this is a common thing in relationships, not that any of you would know.
the hubris of science, believing they could control nature and chasing progress at all costs without regards to the consequences
also that fat frick nedry let the raptors out
The setup doesn't give much room for interesting stuff to happen, other than the usual cat-and-mouse game. Think of it as a slasher series like Friday the 13th. It's basically always the same story with slightly different elements and actors. It isn't supposed to be more.
yeah but it leaves room for good action scenes. first jurassic world had some promise with the water leviathan but the rest of the creatures didn't do much or seemed interesting, like the nu t-rex they designed that could conveniently turn invisible. who the frick approved it and thought it would be smart? no logistics board would approve that kind of measure, knowing full well how ingen and hammond botched the first park attempt.
>First movie was about a bunch of people escaping from dinosaurs in a theme park >Last movie was about a scientist genetically modifying giant locusts to destroy the world's crops and cause a global famine
No other series has strayed further from its source material than JP
THEY MADE SEQUELS
Fpbp
The book was so fricking bad I can't believe it got a movie. And for the only time in my life I am so glad they took liberties with the movie. One of the best of all time.
fpbp
They ran out of good ideas one movie in
there was only one book, spielberg forced crichton to write a sequel that he never intended to make
>no raptor nest scene with rocket launchers
With the first movie? Nothing. But then everything in the subsequent movies. Lost World did have some really cool vehicles in it though. The toys back in the day were unreal.
mah homie
i had the humvee with restraint pincers. that movie created a desire to have an armored RV that could make it through downtown mogadishu.
Not enough chilean sea bass
Jurassic Park 3.
The only good parts were the raptor, abandoned lab, and pteranodon scenes. The rest were either pointless or were a spit in the face to everyone that liked the first two:
>"You liked the T-Rex? Well he's a little b***h now compared to our new big bad!"
>"You thought Grant and Ellie lived happily ever after? Well too bad Grant is now a cuck and Ellie married and had kids with some random guy!"
Shit was so bad that even Spielberg and John Williams didn't want any involvement in this mess of a script. Only contrarians/spinogays will ever defend it.
>"You liked the T-Rex? Well he's a little b***h now compared to our new big bad!"
It was just a random T. rex, there was nothing wrong with one dying in a fight. Was it necessary? Probably not but rexgays acting like somebody came and hung their favorite dinosaur messiah on the cross will never not be funny to me.
>"You thought Grant and Ellie lived happily ever after? Well too bad Grant is now a cuck and Ellie married and had kids with some random guy!"
This is such a non-complaint that holds no worth in criticizing JPIII in that it was never explicitly a story beat that Grant and Ellie were involved romantically or were planning to get married or have kids. It doesn't even disrupt the story.
It actually makes sense that Ellie would go off on her own to start a family while Alan is still very much in love with his work. There's nothing wrong with that at all.
>b-but he said they were together when Malcolm asked
Clearly to get Malcolm to stop being an obnoxious sex pest to her. There's no reason if they were together beforehand why Grant would allow him to hit on her in the first place.
They were the top minds in their respective fields that worked well together and never needed to be anything more than that.
The people that complain about this shit are from the same cloth as tumblrites that get uppity about shipping.
imagine being this gay
Imagine having an actual response.
This boils down to
>my favorite dino dies
>Alan didn't get to put his bone in her museum
And that's all that's wrong with JPIII for you? lol
proud spinogay here
the ending of JP1 does not mean that alan magically got over his fear of having children, if anything the park fiasco made him double down on it, and the fact is ellie wanted to have kids, so she found someone else wanting to settle down while alan stuck to his work. this is a common thing in relationships, not that any of you would know.
It's fricking shit, but it knows it's dumb. I'd rather watch JP3 a hundred times than Fallen Kingdom again.
What are you talking about? JP3 is the best dinosaur movie ever made!
JP3
JW 2 & 3
shave those off and it’s a trilogy of kinography
It should have been an hour and a half of zooming in on Muldoon's legs instead.
the hubris of science, believing they could control nature and chasing progress at all costs without regards to the consequences
also that fat frick nedry let the raptors out
It begins.
Where the fans the Zoomer JP movies in this image?
In the Spino's stomach.
>one pile for each JW film
pottery
The setup doesn't give much room for interesting stuff to happen, other than the usual cat-and-mouse game. Think of it as a slasher series like Friday the 13th. It's basically always the same story with slightly different elements and actors. It isn't supposed to be more.
yeah but it leaves room for good action scenes. first jurassic world had some promise with the water leviathan but the rest of the creatures didn't do much or seemed interesting, like the nu t-rex they designed that could conveniently turn invisible. who the frick approved it and thought it would be smart? no logistics board would approve that kind of measure, knowing full well how ingen and hammond botched the first park attempt.
>First movie was about a bunch of people escaping from dinosaurs in a theme park
>Last movie was about a scientist genetically modifying giant locusts to destroy the world's crops and cause a global famine
No other series has strayed further from its source material than JP
>No other series has strayed further from its source material than JP
blame spielberg for changing the deaths
Nothing, it's pretty much perfect. The movie deaths have nothing on the book deaths though.