What went wrong?

Michael Mann used to be a master craftsman

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time he made a good movie - 1990s?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blackhat came out in 2015

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blackhat was unironically shit. Literally everything wrong with current era Mann.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elaborate.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shot on low grade digital so it looks like shit. Hemsworth is a good actor but was was horribly miscast for the part. Script was lame with the main character "hacker" going full Steven Seagal Navy SEAL to solve the conflict. Like what the actual frick.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Shot on low grade digital so it looks like shit.
              It's one of the best looking films shot on digital.
              >Hemsworth is a good actor but was was horribly miscast for the part.
              Because he wasn't a skinny dweeb? He's based off a real person named Max Butler.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's one of the best looking films shot on digital.

                None of Mann's films look good that were shot on digital N.O.N.E. The only one that works is Collateral because it takes place in a taxicab and has a small scale found footage feel so it fits the material. The rest of his digital filmography absolutely 100% does not work. Period. Only clueless pseuds think that movies like Miami Vice look good. They don't. They look terrible and are abominations to the art form. You want to see what good digital looks like check out Fincher's TGWDDT. But Mann's is in love with the medium without truly understanding it or why it sucks when its done wrong. Which is one hundred percent why his career has tanked into the toilet since it worked once for him with Collateral.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You forgot the audio mix

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                downright painful to watch.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it was cool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2006.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's it? Three stars? That's all you're gonna give me? Three little stars?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Gradon? Won't watch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her name is Sarah Gadon and you will watch Ferrari for her.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's brand trash like Gucci, no way in hell it was ever going to be good

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heat was kino. And to be honest, when you see that this director was unable to do anything else worthwhile in his career, you begin to wonder if the movie Heat was also crap?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unable to do anything else worthwhile
      Thief, Manhunter, Last of the Mohicans, Collateral.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take out Manhunter and then you've got a list

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I don't think I will. Frick off Ridley Scott

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thief is his best film you absolute pleb homosexual

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another digitalgay bites the dust.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ferrari was shot on film

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ferrari was shot on film

        ..wait..wat? Yo have my attention now.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not true, all grey digitalslop
          https://imdb.com/title/tt3758542/technical/

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon is box office poison

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Blackhat. I like The Keep.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    critics have been getting filtered for ages by Mann. nothing new.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    those arms are little flabby, i need a little more tone

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mann is wildly, wildly overrated. He has 2 or 3 (Heat, Thief, Manhunter) great movies and a lot of bang average ones.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Collateral is also god tier. Don't even pretend otherwise. But it was the last good movie he's made.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT THE BAD DRAGON MOVIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The what now

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mann got memed in to thinking that Adam Driver is a good actor with box office draw. Either way, it's just another biopic about a famous brand that has the oscar bait filter all over it.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf he's alive? I thought he died decades ago.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is that the celebrated, beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon? Star of television, film, stage, voice actress, screenwriter, and director with a prolific and accomplished 25 year career?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that the celebrated, beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon? Star of television, film, stage, voice actress, screenwriter, and director with a prolific and accomplished 25 year career?
      YES!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >First samegay reply gets deleted.
        >Samegay reply the same thing again.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon is box office dimes

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?

    Digital cameras

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh no vroombros

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This will be the first movie I see in a kinoplex since 2019

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casting Sarah Gadon was a mistake.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    His ears were simply too big for my liking. Watching Adam take on the role of Enzio was no different from watching an elephant wearing a suit. Utterly disappointing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You seriously can't make this shit up. His ears were simply too fricking big for my liking. Serves him right that this vanity project of a film flopped. I have nothing but sheer and utter contempt for those with abnormally large ears.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely filtered by Mann kino. Ferrari is actually Mann's greatest film. He even cast Sarah Gadon in it! That mean it's guaranteed kino of the absolute highest order.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phew. Thought I was to late for the Coal Miner party

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watchable
    oof

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's guaranteed to be good. Sarah Gadon's in it.

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