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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not enough fat ass latinas

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't geneticists find the big booby gene and ensure every woman has it?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stargate Boobyverse.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If she was in SG-1 she would've been forced to be in a bikini or something. what a fricking waste.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            SG1 never really did that though (bar the pilot), anise was the furthest they went and she never went full bikini

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >SG1 never really did that though (bar the pilot),
              Well there was some cheesecake in with Vanessa Angel and some of the hot Go'uld system lords.

              >anise was the furthest they went and she never went full bikini
              Well there was that throwaway go'uld chick they introduced and killed off in the same episode. Also Aeryn Sun was in a revealing outffit at least once.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If she was in SG-1
            she was in Atlantis as well

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bragate

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men like Stargate. Men watch Stargate. They wrote that show to heavily appeal to women. Soap operas are gay whether they are in space or not.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BSG is a shitty soap opera and Cinemaphile loves it

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Siffie wanted it to be a Battlestar Galatica clone.

    Problem is, Stargate can't survive such a tone shift.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t the writer strike around this time? Also, the time slot was a death sentence for this show. SGU would’ve been GOAT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SGU started in 2010 then ended in 2011, so after the nearest strike ended. I don't think it was the writers because the show only improved as time went on. It must've had something to do with ratings, and the rocky start turning off fans.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, the time slot was a death sentence for this show.
      That was their own fault for making it le mature and edgy, thus getting a later time slot.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cancelation? This show was god tier and fresh air in Stargate franchise. Also we started to learn about the people who created things in this universe

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand the camerawork. Shakycam superzoom bullshit, so many shows from that time are guilty. Fine show otherwise, the first handful of episodes dealing with one fundamental survival problem after another was kino

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also the lack of an intro. In SG1's "200" Marty jokes about a short open but they actually did it for SGU. SG1 and SGA both had similar intros, but ditched it for SGU. It was a mistake to do that because the intro is part of the series brand. SGA had a large cast too, no reason not to put something together

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So many cliches they made fun of in the episode "200" ended up ironically coming true for SGU.
      What did Mozzarella mean by that?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking loved the SG movies and SG-1 and I liked Atlantis. SG:U was too much of a departure from the rest of the franchise to keep me watching.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >knows she's that fricking hot
      >surprised people want to see her
      why.jpg

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >walking around the ship without a bra
      What was she expecting?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mckay was /ourguy/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LEMONS could be here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stands up boob level and puts her boobs right in his face
      she knew what she was doing

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needed more exploration of the cool ship and all the cool tech that should have been aboard, they forgot that it was sci-fi not a soap opera.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the crew starts believing in god and that they're part of some plan

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything of S1 between episode 6 and some 2 or 3 episodes before the end. Then they fixed everything in S2 but by then it was already too late.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That ship was gorgeous.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        for all the problems the show had the ship was definitely not one of them

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's the Hatak

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it's kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      objectively wrong. the communication stone soap opera is what killed this show. they did recover from that shit in season 2 but it was too late, the fanbase had moved on due to the extremely weak season 1.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The scripts were absolutely dogshit bro
        >its people trapped on a ship
        >no they can pilot it but dont tell the others because i dunno moronation
        >no don't shoot the guy who tried to kill everyone on sight we signed his contract for 3 seasons so he lives
        >err space terrorism
        >robots
        >aliens
        >gender swap rocks
        >please watch our show

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i will consneed the space terrorists was a bad plot line but i think that and the communication stones were the only really terrible aspects of it. towards the end of season 2 it felt like they were recovering from the bad start and i would have liked to see a couple more seasons of it. it was definitely the weakest offering of all the stargates.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they clearly had the budget pulled after the train wreck of the first episodes, stones were used to cheap out on sets and effects. its understandable.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The scripts were absolutely dogshit bro
            >its people trapped on a ship
            >no they can pilot it but dont tell the others because i dunno moronation
            >no don't shoot the guy who tried to kill everyone on sight we signed his contract for 3 seasons so he lives
            >err space terrorism
            >robots
            >aliens
            >gender swap rocks
            >please watch our show

            Why did they think the Space Mujahideen were credible villains? They were just throwaways from late SG1.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who else could they have used? Everyone else was defeated at that point.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                More aliens than just the annoying blue skinnies.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                anyone else besides those morons?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >having lesbian sex in another persons body
          I can't be the only one who felt this was rude? Like you're in someone elses body you can't just frick in it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i will consneed the space terrorists was a bad plot line but i think that and the communication stones were the only really terrible aspects of it. towards the end of season 2 it felt like they were recovering from the bad start and i would have liked to see a couple more seasons of it. it was definitely the weakest offering of all the stargates.

        yeah they introduced some cool sci-fi concepts after the abysmal first episodes, like the godlike aliens, the berserker drones, the "pattern" in the background radiation of the universe. i really think they could have turned it into something very interesting. but after the 90s ended people were just not willing to give shows with bad first seasons a chance and i can't really blame them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          also the sheer fricking hubris of the writers to do a 20-episode seasons that were 100% serialized where the plot only advances every four episodes or so, probably assuming they'd get at least five seasons
          they don't even show the actual bridge of the ship until midway through season 2

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half the episodes were earth-bound melodrama thanks to magic rocks.
    The military commander was a boring guy and crew was straight out of a cw teen drama.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interpersonal drama making up 60% of each episode.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what did people like about old stargate?
    >strange planets?
    >funny aliens?
    >based Mac Gyver?
    >nah it was defiantly interpersonal drama, grim dark and narcissism.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    toxic fanbase and weak writing

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That skit in '200' was meant to be a joke, not a pilot

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was clearly not meant to be a Stargate show, but somehow they forced it into the universe (no pun intended).

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont want teenager in my fricking space kino. simple as.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty personal drama instead of fun planet exploration.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention that I only kept watching because I hoped that they'd restore more and more of the Destiny itself. I liked the ship far more than any of the characters, except for Lieutenant Hooters.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the last show to have a female cast that was completely full of babes and forced them to do bikini and lingerie glamour shoots as promo work for the show? i feel like SGU happened at the very end of that era

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tummy muscles through the dress
      muh dick

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