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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably the fact that mario is much bigger than miles morales and that mario is easy for a little kid to enjoy unlike spider-verse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      who forced them to use Miles Morales though? If this was starring Peter Parker it would easily clear a billion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because live action peter parker has been done to death, i don't think animating him would have made a difference, live action peter ~ mario in popularity, animated peter <<< animated mario

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you actually stop and think about this, as if the next Peter Parker Spider Man film won't do a billion easy as long as it's not below mediocre.

          They could have just made a Spider Man 3d, young Peter Parker, him meeting a bunch of varied Spidermen and Spiderwomen, team up fight designated villain, boom, billion easy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I found loser peter b parker more interesting than the rest, should have made him the lead dealing with his mid life crisis

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Making a full Peter B Parker movie with a satisfying ending would mog the mainline Spider-man comics in their entirety. They literally cant do it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hey lets do a spideman origin again but this time without peter parker and replaced by a black kid
          Genius

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The last live action Spider-Man drew nearly $2B.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who forced them to use Miles Morales though?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Miles Morales didn't catch on so they're trying to force him everywhere.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not just Miles Morales. They made Gwen look like shit to appeal more to "average girls" and every other spider chick was some ugly black girl. The movie had no romance or hot women that young girls would want to cosplay as. No movie that revolves around sheboons will ever have cultural relevance.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what went wrong?
    28% international box office....that's fricking grim. I didn't expect the rest of the world to reject this movie so thoroughly. I mean, not even the little mermaid tanked THIS badly internationally.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Film exceeds expectations domestically
      >"Heh, well... that means the international is a smaller percentage of the gross... We win again!"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meds. Now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I'm telling you why the movie can't compete with the Mario movie. No movie with such a weak international box office can ever reach a billion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >28% international box office
      It isn't. Box Office mojo still hasn't updated the foreign numbers

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they made spiderman black, and they also made all the alt universe spidermen black too?
    im not interest in BET programming.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now when I think about it, you are right. The only white spiderman is the lame dad who is boring everybody with his kid. On the other hand we have a cool black woman, a cool black guy, a cool indian and a cool latino, paired with our cool black hero and another cool black woman who has a conscience and supports our hero. Oh and I almost forgot a white blond woman who is love interest to our main cool black guy while she is in a relationship with another cool black guy.

      excellence

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also said blonde white woman might be trans too so...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The boring dad is the only spider-man the fans give a shit about.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That just mean they are going to double down on the representation in the next film.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never ever like Miles no matter how much they shill him. Quite the opposite. The more they shill him, the more I actively dislike him. Peter is the only Spider-Man

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is produced by people who like to deconstruct the characters and Spider-Man universe started with the awful organics webs in 2000 and today Amy Pascal decides to make Miles the most powerful Spider of all and gay and Gwen a skely trannie, has many elements that made this franchise a box office disaster:

    Blackwashing
    Gay elements that no one asked for
    Characters are too ugly all without exception
    Amy Pascal and Sony forget the basics of the superhero universe, they have to be hot

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didnt have the feminine balls to make gwen a proper troony.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It surpassed the first film's run in less than two weeks, so it's not like it's flopping. And it's only competition (Transformers) is a mutt film so it's not like people are avoiding it because of the Black person lead. Reality is that MCUtards only care for CGI schlock and aren't that interested in an animated spider-man film

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is spiderverse not cgi schlocK?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first film made only 300 million total?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It made like 380m total, this new sequel is passing over 400m.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you forgetting about No Way Home?
      The last Spider-Man film released in theaters made over a billion dollars despite also coasting mostly on multiverse cameo bullshit. ATSV doing better than ITSV doesn't mean dick if NMH still drawfs both in financial success as well as having similar appeals (Spider-Man interacting with other versions of Spider-Man).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're comparing apples and oranges. There's not a single animated movie in the top 10 grossing films of all time.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman isn’t popular in general

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The white man wins again, as usual.

    >inb4 "HURR, Italians aren't white! XD"

    Mario has blue eyes, therefore he's white. PERIOD. Frick off. lol

    >Verification not required.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Italians aren't White
      This was a joke that the shitbois got too excited about because then Whites can't claim Rome. That's it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Italian aren't even roman

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We won.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone edit that Scorcese pic where he says "This is cinema" by giving him a Mario hat? Not asking for much and you'll be eternally based if you do.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not posting the original

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile trannies still haven't recovered from this I see

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gwen being trans didn't help the movie's box office

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point, even if it's 100% not true, normies have all heard that it's got a troony, so they're staying away.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. That's the part the shills, Blackspammers and redditors don't get. Sony has now made "That gay spiderman with the troony girlfriend" and hats all the headline-reading normie parents need to know.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point, even if it's 100% not true, normies have all heard that it's got a troony, so they're staying away.

      Gwen being trans would make the mainstream spider-woman actually male, meaning "ally" feminist women are content with being represented by a boy having gay sex with a black spider-man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know you are shitposting but shit like this legit damages the film´s public perception in some countries. Even if the "Gwen is trans" shit is completely made up by delusional people, the constant push for it sours the movie for people who are not comfortable with that type of shit, which make explain why the film is underpeforming internationally.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its like the 10th spiderman movie in 20 years compared to the first Mario movie in 30. Spider verse will likely three peat the Oscars and make 700 mil with 2, 900+ mil with Beyond anyway

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superhero multiverse fatigue. It was cute as a one-off gimmick but given Marvel is going that way too shit is looking played out.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one with a single grain of salt in his head really likes Bendis's shit OCs and that's a fact. Miguel should have been the only true protagonist

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an interesting example of how you can't appeal to everyone. This movie is now the highest rated of all time on letterboxd because it appeals to that demographic (hyperactive zoomers who like the core concept of "spider man is a white man and that's not okay, let's change that."). It's also doing well in america because that country's modern religion is literally to worship black people. But at the same time it's not doing well at the international box office because most people in the world are not american zoomers.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the age of mario is here

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Transphobia.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hyper-stylized animation might bode well with animation buffs, but its off putting for most people.
    I don´t even consider myself a normalgay but even I find it distracting and headache induncing.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario had the whole theaters to itself for a month. Spiderverse only had a week before losing theaters to transformers, flash, elemental, and Indiana. It was never going to beat it.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario is soulful and for families, Spider-Verse is soulless and for trannies.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Free rides!

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys should be glad that it's Miles being portrayed in movies and not Parker
    because what writers did to Peter in the last decade is criminal
    how about having norm cucked him and it's revealed he took Gwen's virginity? how about him being cucked by both Gwen and mj? and later off by Felicia too?
    and do you even know what happened in the latest releases? MJ and a literal who self insert end up in a parallel universe, where time moves differently.. while waiting for Peter to rescue them, they frick and have kids
    oh and in the recent multiverse comics? spider-woman gets shanked and gets erased from all existence (silk too)
    so yeah be happy with normal Miles Morales

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and do you even know what happened in the latest releases? MJ and a literal who self insert end up in a parallel universe, where time moves differently.. while waiting for Peter to rescue them, they frick and have kids
      i will never forgive them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they ruined these characters in the latest comics!
      This could have been a tragedy, had anyone ever read them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You ever wonder if old beloved characters getting raped by nihilistic leftoid authors is one of the main reasons nobody actually reads comics anymore?

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