What went wrong?

This was supposed to be Henry Selick’s big comeback, and it just came and went, not even nominated at the Oscars.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No hot naked men.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone I know that watched it said there's no plot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a plot, but it's done in a way that nothing anyone does matter.

      So the bug plot is there's a tich couple who own a school and eant to make it a prison and ship kids to it. It's in a town that's basically a ghost town. B-side are demons who want to do their own version of the afterlife.

      There's also a thing with hair gel that could bring dead people back. Which doesn't work work, it's only for a little bit.

      The gurl gets a power but the power doesn't resolve the movie. It's actually Janitor keeping the the demons kids in bottles, and he reales them and the bug demon just sort of takes pity on the cast and leaves.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the issue was that it was juggling three or four different plots at once, so the pacing, character development, and resolution was all a bit wonky.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The character designs are shit

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough screentime for the Key and Peele devils. And also it had a political message when all people wanted was spooky adventures with black characters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spooky adventures with spooks if you will, I will see myself out.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very ugly characters

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unremarkable/unlikable main character
    Too many themes/messaged being pushed, none solidified
    Bad storytelling, convoluted plot

    How do you miss this bad with the concept of a punk rock black girl with demon familiars?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see how Kat was unlikable. Initially she blamed herself/her visions for getting her parents killed, and any time anyone tried to get close to her she said "stay the frick away from me, people die when they get close to me."
      Later on she didn't give a frick about anything except bringing back her parents.
      There's nothing there really hateworthy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The way Kat treated Raul from beginning to end diminished some of the sympathy you were meant to feel for her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Could have been so good.

      The way Kat treated Raul from beginning to end diminished some of the sympathy you were meant to feel for her.

      Yeah. I get it, she's had a rough life and doesn't want people near her but jesus Raul was nothing but nice. They should have made her warm up and be nicer to people.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Selick crammed all his hopes and dreams into one movie. It was trying to be too many things at once.
    Still enjoyable though, frick the haters.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unlikeable, ugly characters, way way too many plot elements crammed into the runtime and a lazy deus ex machina ending. Heck, you can tell how much of a mess it is by one of the characters being trans and this place not picking up on it or caring.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie didn't seem to care either with as much attention as they gave it.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It felt rushed, like it was originally meant to be a mini series

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People that saw Monkeybone could recognize the red flags. I’m sorry the rest of you had to find out the hard way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somewhere in Monkeybone, there's a good film. It's one of those films you wish was better, which makes it worse.

      Never realised it was Henry Selick, makes sense in retrospect. Also had an amusement park themed hell.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like shit, the designs look unappealing.
    I don't know why you dumbasses don't get that people don't want to watch shit on tv.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It had lots of good solid ideas. Lots of them. That was the fundamental problem. It tried to do too much for its running time. Cut three subplots and half the supporting characters and this could've been a classic.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played CM Punk's theme, but no CM Punk.

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