What went wrong?
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5+ blns for 2 movies
80%+ critic and audience score
literal definition of success
a decade too late
Yup, if you're wondering why noone went to see it, that's why. Too late, everyone forgot.
It took too long to kill capeshit
It's up there as the most forgettable movies of all time and they're gonna make 5 more of it lmao
>Humans bad Blue Monkeys good 2: Electric Boogaloo
Who the frick actually wanted this shit?
>3rd highest grossing movie of all time
Nothing went wrong.
>avatar 1 was very forgettable
>a sequel to a film that no one wanted
>sequel took 13 years to make
>planned 5 more films that no one wants
Dumb frick Cameron should have just made the terminator 3 that we all wanted
Absolutely nothing
It made less than the first.
No shit. Half of humanity was just wiped out by a deadly pandemic.
>It made less than the first.
It still made enough to be in the top 10 of highest grossing movies ever and it made enough to greenlight 3 more movies.
For now, the first Avatar didn't get to $2.9 billion all at once. It was re-released multiple times
Too much of its 3 hour run time is just blue cat people swimming lessons
Cameron has a 6 hour cut of this somewhere but he's still restrained by the trappings of theaters who balk at anything longer than 3 hours
I'd buy and watch his 6 hour dvd version. Sitting the theater for that would be too much
The story is the same as the first one but worse
Was I wrong to have dropped this immediately after they got to the water place? It feels so moronic, like why did Jake leave their tribe and put some noname in charge? What did he think was going to accomplish by just fricking leaving where the humans are lmao? Did he not know that they were eventually just going to be where they are now? Like, what the frick is wrong with this movie
Also I don't know why, but I just flat out do not like seeing humans being portrayed as the bad guys and visiciously fricking murdered in movies like this, I just don't like it at all, and it honestly makes me uncofmorable and I say this as someone that's watched (chinese) babys drown and Black folk being murdered left and right
>avatar 2 ends with Jake saying so more running. This water tribe is the new home
>avatar 3 features mountain/volcano tribe
Yeah it never made any sense. So you're being chased by the navi merc squad. Like just fricking kill them, lmao? Isn't that what you've been doing this while time? Fighting a war?
>Yeah it never made any sense.
Maybe you should actually pay attention to the movie then?
>Was I wrong to have dropped this immediately after they got to the water place?
Yes. The movie actually just started.
>It feels so moronic, like why did Jake leave their tribe and put some noname in charge?
Because he felt was protecting the People and his family.
>What did he think was going to accomplish by just fricking leaving where the humans are lmao?
The humans want to kill him so if he wasn't with the People, the humans would leave the people alone.
>did he not know that they were eventually just going to be where they are now?
He figured they wouldn't find him. in fact, they never really did find out where he was staying exactly.
>Like, what the frick is wrong with this movie
Nothing. You're just a moron.
>Also I don't know why, but I just flat out do not like seeing humans being portrayed as the bad guys and visiciously fricking murdered in movies like this
Probably because it hits a little too close to home for you.
Actually, the reason Jake left is because Jim is autistically passionate about the ocean, and I wouldn't have it any other way
No Spider and Lo'ak sex scene, not enough pregnant Neytiri, etc.
The film couldnt reconcile its technical spectacle with a compelling story. The worst part of the way of water was the water parts where nothing happens.
>The film couldnt reconcile its technical spectacle with a compelling story.
its only the second part of a 5 part streaming series, maybe try using your brain next time.
>What went wrong?
Why is Jimmy so obsessed about water? Even in his Entourage cameo he was the director of Aquaman
Cameron has become obsessed with special effects to the degree he has become a bad filmmaker.
hes better than George Lucas
>Cameron has become obsessed with special effects to the degree he has become a bad filmmaker.
in your opinion. The facts do not line up with your opinion though.
the movie does cause its bad, thus the facts do.
not much of an accomplishment
It's boring
>wahhh! it's not 30 seconds long with gratuitous nudity! it sucks!
No it's 3 hours long with shit writing
>No it's 3 hours long with shit writing
and its' clear that you're wrong due to Avatar 2's success.
Just because you personally hate something and claim that thing failed doesn't mean that it sucks and it failed.
The facts don't care about your feelings, leftist.
Why would a leftist want Avatar to have failed? Isn’t the whole being in tune with nature, anti human expansion, anti military, hippie-esque nature of Avatar more in line with leftist beliefs?
>Why would a leftist want Avatar to have failed?
you're a leftist because you based your "facts" on your feelings.
>waaaah I hated avatar 2 therefore it was a failure!
that's you.
I loved Avatar 2 and I’m a leftist…and not the anon you were replying to.
>you're a leftist because you based your "facts" on your feelings.
what is a chud?
>What went wrong?
You're a 1pbtID shill with no real criticism of the movie.
I’ll never get to bond and mating press Kiri.
no one i know has seen Avatar 2 yet it's in the top 10 highest grossing films of all time. How is this?
>no one i know has seen Avatar 2
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/anecdotal
It's fantastic.
I saw this 4 times in the theater, it really just became part of my life in December.
>First time with my friend in IMAX 3D opening night
>Second time in Dolby cinema 3D with gf, realized this was the BEST way to watch the movie
>Third time with my friend from the first viewing in Dolby
>Fourth time in Dolby with my European friend who was in town
#1 in Cinemas 2022-2023
#1 in VOD 2023
#1 in streamable 2023
#1 in DVD/Bluray
How the frick is Jimbo doing this after a decade of waiting?
Simple, make a good movie
holywood should learn from this, they should start creating their own kino inspired by avatar. enough of the super hero slop
>holywood should learn from this, they should start creating their own kino inspired by avatar. enough of the super hero slop
The reason why most movies are failing these days is because they care more about being woke than making a good story.
Cameron's movies are minimally woke and they are great.
The two biggest movies of the last couple years were Top Gun 2 and Avatar 2. Both were virtually not woke.
tree hugging ancap blue aliens race mixing with white savior isnt woke... ok bro
Everyone wants to frick the blue cat people.
Not just that but live a (at some point) peaceful and in tune with nature life with children and your blue cat alien wife.
NANC
Film was not two hours of human forces returning to the planet and slaughtering every one of those blue treehuggers and crucifying that crippled bastard who betrayed his own species
If you sympathize with aliens in any film then I don't wanna hear your bullshit and I feel sorry for you
The utter incompetence of the humans killed the movie for me.
>two threads and 0 posting cute aliens
>two threads and 0 posting cute aliens
true kino doesn't need to flaunt or continuosly remind you of its existence