Why did Taylor Swift's acting career fail?
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Because she's talentless, stupid, and (dare I say?) mid
>Because she's talentless
She's an objectively good songwriter, singer and musician.
Nobody knows who she is.
>songwriter
doubt
Anyone can be a good singer after 1997.
Still, I can't stand her and think she's a massive c**t.
Why specifically that year, is that when autotune was invented or something?
The damage from the RHCP was complete and permanent.
she made money by selling out making pop garbage
Her music was always pop garbage
Britney's career has been over for years
She doesn't write any of her music outside of the lyrics, which are reliably awful. And she's a completely mediocre singer. Did you seriously not question why she started to rip off 00's indie rock immediately after the guy from The National signed on as her "producer"? She doesn't write shit lol.
She doesn't even write the lyrics. She has a israelite help her with that usually.
She’s strong in a lot of areas, but her true once-in-a-generation gift is being a God-tier hit maker and performer. Are her lyrics Nobel prize material? No. Is she the greatest singer and dancer? Nope. Is she a composer and producer? Not that either. Yet everything she makes is pop gold and her performance and overall image is relentlessly engaging
>outside of the lyrics, which are reliably awful
Confirmed for having only listened to her most mainstream and poppy songs.
We also have P
she's an actress?
>she wears short skirts I where tshirts, she's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
What a fricking poser. If I was a femcel who liked her in highschool like 10+ years ago I would feel betrayed.
she said that taylor is dead learn your taytay lore
If that's the Taylor lore that sounds miserable for all the nerdy chicks I went to highschool with who loved her.. Jake Gyllenhaal must have mind broke her.
Nice
She's a gigastacy now but young Tay had genuine femcel horse girl energy
Doubt. Horse girl sure but Taylor being a femcel seems highly unlikely.
I vaguely recall reading she was the shy girl at high school and no one there even knew she sang until they saw her on tv.
she's full of shit lmao
She always lies so its not surprising.
>What a fricking poser. If I was a femcel who liked her in highschool like 10+ years ago I would feel betrayed.
my wife was like that. started hating her around the time she stared twerking with Black folk and now gets angry when she hears her name
bootuh i need toi eat
why do women (which is all of her fans) only respect other women when they are loose and skinny?
Me on the left and right.
> long legs
> zero ass
not my type man
Who doesn't like long legs? And you think that is "zero ass"?
I was able to see her live on this current tour. It was honestly really fun. She's an excellent performer. Had second row seats so I could actually see her make eye contact, rather than the floor seats which looked like a terrible shit show.
>pffffft
borderline striptease
The last true American icon.
Americans win again. The rest of the countries aren't even trying.
Nah shes zionist.
Israel is America.
Whoa, let's not imply they are on equal standing. America should know who rules it.
>Nah shes zionist.
Cinemaphile is a Zionist board you dumb motherfricker
Yeah she's basically the last true popstar. Millions of western women from like 12-35 view her as their leader essentially. We will never see her like again I believe.
They said the exact same thing about Madonna
Music is very different now than in Madonna's time. Do you really think record companies can manufacture broad appeal pop stars the way they used to, like with Taylor for example? The landscape is too fractured and accessible. It's the same as Cinemaphile, just like there isn't a replacement for Tom cruise there isn't a replacement for Taylor swift from younger generations. Zoomer pop stars are much more built to appeal to certain niches.
>They said the exact same thing about Madonna
Taylor's music is much safer
no they didn't because Madonna was the blueprint. She created the archetype, how could she be the last of them?
>A 18 million U.S. viewers watched Swift's videos the week "Bad Blood" came out—the only show that had more viewers was NCIS: Los Angeles.
That's actually pathetic and a miniscule amount of popularity. Even Michael Jordan at his peak managed to get 80,000,000 in the states for the Finals against Utah
Don't get me wrong anon, she's coming at the end of an era so of course she pales in comparison to her predecessors. I just find the sociology of it interesting.
This but unironically, she literally changes the economy of every city she visits. No other popular artist comes close. She's super generous with her wealth, has never had a public breakdown despite being a child star, is gorgeous, and actually writes her music, and yes she has collaborators but she's involved with all of it. She's as close to a perfect woman as you can get and this one weird trick makes chuds seethe.
If she's so perfect and loving then why can't she keep a partner then? I'm not shitting on her or anything, if she ticks all the boxes (beauty, wealth, fame and being a good person), then why is she still single and without a family when almost all her peers and even some of her exes have started families of their own?
she likes to taste different dick what's the problem?
what's wrong with riding the wiener carousel and having debauched sex, incel?
I never said it was wrong, I was just intrigued by the fact that she seems unable to maintain a relationship with someone and start a family at 33. Your own fixation on sex has outed you as the incel here, anon.
>celebrity billionaire girl who likes wiener makes me an incel
alright bro
She doesn't make you an incel, what outed you was the fact that you immediately projected sex into a comment that was never about her sex life or aimed to say anything bad about it. Just be aware of the fact that having sex will not rid your life of problems, anon. I wish you luck.
yeah you're moronic
consider having sex
Literal who’s can’t be icons.
She is a stupid fricking c**t that only homosexuals and women watch
>Leave Wolverine to me!
she went for memes instead of carefully selecting an indie darling / oscar bait to carry her breakout.
This
If she made an indie movie during her Folklore/Evermore phase she would've been taken more seriously
She went for a dumb move and starred in Cats
she's too fricking perfect
During one of those performances her hand gets all the way down there and she digs in just a little. God it was hot
>Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)
>Valentine's Day (2010)
>The Lorax (2012)
>The Giver (2014)
>Cats (2019)
>Amsterdam (2022)
She got BLACKED by The Weeknd
Isn't she dating a /misc/ type guy?
You can do both these days you know
What do you mean
Famous women can get blacked by the Weeknd then date a /misc/ type guy right after, or more likely while they're dating the /misc/ type guy actually.
The Weeknd is gay my man
>a /misc/ type guy
You mean a racist? I highly doubt Taylor Swift can date an open racist without being canceled.
She actually just broke up with Matty Healy who said some racist shit about Ice Spice, openly mocked Asian accents, and did the nazi salute at a concert earlier this year. She's too powerful to be canceled at this point. She spent her entire public life building the perfect victim persona.
weeknd is based, he can frick as many white goys as i want.
>ESLjeet incel doesn’t realize the weeknd is a gay bottom
That's a lie
Too detached from humanity and normal interactions to realistically portray a human being.
Looks like a troony
that's like 90% white women
OBSESSED
I hope her and all of her fans die, sincerely. It would be a significant improvement to the world.
>First it was Nsync, then it was Timberlake, then it was Shakira, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Beiber, now it's Swift that ((they)) are shamelessly shilling
I don't know who you are quoting or what point you're trying to make because none of those people have been at the top of their game for 10 years now.
>Top of their game, for 10 years
She was irrelevant for the entire 2010s, she's had roughly 3 years of fame at most.
Ironically the only relevant celebrity since the 90s was Britney, since she's still the most famous living celebrity.
>Britney is the most famous living celebrity
Lady Gaga and Timberlake are alright.
Compare her success right now to other artists all time
Concert shows that sold over 100,000 tickets (49 total)
>11 - Michael Jackson (5x consecutive)
>4 - Robbie Williams (3x consecutive)
>3 - Queen (2x consecutive)
>3 - Ceca
>2 - Ed Sheeran (2x Consecutive)
>2 - Madonna
>2 - Vasco Rossi
>2 - The Rolling Stones
>2 - Oasis
Most concert tickets sold in history (# of shows performed)
>26 million - U2 (1800 shows)
>23 million - Dave Matthews Band (1700 concerts)
>22 million - The Rolling Stones (1500 concerts)
>20 million - Bruce Springsteen (2500 concerts)
>19 million - Elton John (4000 concerts)
>19 million - Metallica (2000 concerts)
>17 million - Michael Jackson (380 concerts)
so whats up with taytay? i keep hearing how shes making the most money ever or whatever but no one is ever talking about her. is it just a price of tickets thing? is it just because she going to a lot of shitskin counties and is popular there?
Jews always push new things over old things, boomers will rememer all of the basketball players compared to Michael Jordan, or the Baseball players compared to Babe Ruth or the musicians compared to Michael Jackson. In the age of social media it's easy to manufacture hype
>Jews always push new things over old things
Taylor is old as frick though. She's a mid 30s grandma and her first album came out almost 2 decades ago.
>She's a mid 30s
she is the perfect age to have my children
Her eggs all expired thoughever
I assume she must have them frozen. She seems far too wealthy and vapid not to.
I think she has already had a baby, or was at least pregnant. It would explain the weight gain. She also kept a lot things very low-key for a couple year before ramping up this new tour
>Fricks all her boyfriends
>Then has her team of 100 writers b***hing about how they dump her
>Probably has mixed babies all over the place
Makes sense
She's doing a billion fricking shows and adding new ones every few days
because you don't interact with any women
Do sales now
Who the frick are the Dave Matthews Band
Can't believe so many peple are inyo U2. They've got like 5 good songs.
When did she grow these boobies?
She has a more convincing boob job that Brie Larson could dream of but everyone still notices it. Especially these days when a 12 year old could point out fake breasts at a glance.
>everyone still notices it
Hard not to when everyone watched her go from teenager to adult with the same smol breasts and then suddenly she gets breasts. It does look good though. Hopefully cosmetic surgery keeps improving and she can get bigger cans and a nicer ass to ease her rapidly approaching transition into a 40 year old.
I want to kill OP with my bare hands
That concert movie is gonna be kino
what concert movie?
she is currently touring the globe with her show anon
I don't see what that has to do with a movie
A concert movie, anon. She's done it with her last few tours, and there's a film crew recording her current shows. Safe to say it's either gonna be a movie or a streaming series.
are you fricking thick mate?
i can't fricking wait, would have killed to see her live
I would have lived to see her kiled
She has troony backup dancers? Dude isn't even trying. Just looks like a israelite wearing a dress.
She really is evil.
The new israeli record executives that she is signed to didn't have enough """pull""" to give her a Hollywood career unlike lady gaga
>it's another Cinemaphile pretends a hot girl is ugly thread
many such incels
Couldn't be me
Mid
>Needs a team of one hundred song writers to do her music
>Other times its just lying about her ex boyfriends
>A moronic libcuck
Yeah what happened
I don’t get the pandemonium surrounding this broad she just excudes that boring ass mid western corn fed blonde who listens to country and incessantly posts her wedding photos years after getting married
It's literally israelites pushing this, they always do this shit. Before her it was Beyonce. Nobody cares about any of them.
Was never famous, only popular in America and Canada. Very easy to manufacture hype from someone who only performs in the US, UK and Canada.
Leave Britney alone!!!
Britney literally had three of the world’s top 100 songs in 2005 on a global write-in submission ballot, on a poll where MJ occupied nearly 20 of those spots to himself. She was legitmately popular at the time. Saying otherwise is lunacy.
>Could only get 3%
Pathetic. If that poll was done now she wouldn’t get any. Like they said, she was a fad, just like Swift is
They did that already in 2010 for best vocalist, 2019 for best artist, 2020-22 for best artist. The winner was the same in every single one with varied levels of landslide margins.
>excudes that boring ass mid western corn fed blonde who listens to country and incessantly posts her wedding photos years after getting married
that's most white women
you a colored fella? or just dumb?
>boring ass mid western corn fed blonde
The average 22 year old cashier in Wisconsin is hotter than 98% of girls in LA
I reckon you’re right but Taylor is not interesting at all she’s a fricking giraffe that makes break up song
there's no way she's from wisconsin
Very likely she is, she'll just wall at 30
She's from Arizona
sick of seeing this uggo paraded as hot
If you follow up with a webm of a dancing asiatic so help me god....
someone already beat me to it
if it's any consolation, I'm not into that either
This girl is cute but she is not a "random cashier". She is a huge tiktok star
This is what the average 22 year old cashier in Minnesota and most of the Upper Midwest looks like
No they don't
t. Live there
I visited some family in northern Michigan earlier this year, their entire town looked like that. I saw the hottest girl I’ve ever seen in my life working at an ice cream stand at their town parade on the 4th of July.
Meanwhile I live in Southern California which is supposed to have the hottest girls in America and 90% of them are obese goblinas or 4’10 pan faced asiatics. When you do see a White girl she’s busted and covered in tattoos.
Boles
We should have more beautiful women.
>everyone loves white pussy
>~~*they*~~ have been pushing Black folk and goblins
It's not a complicated calculus.
you doctored this image
Yeah, she's way less attractive in real life.
I resent that
Alright fine I'll do it, just post more tay
You know
do what anon?
She’s ever so slightly mousy but also an ultra Stacy who could make Regina George cry. How does she do it?
holy frick
The dress that saved Cinemaphile
Looks like she took two cruise missiles to the upper back
She fricks like a fighter jet
hot
only time she ever looked hot
She has so much money she can do whatever she wants and work as much or as little as she likes
To people like her or Elon Musk "work" is just a hobby or personal interest with no repressions. A life without challenge doesn't seem very fulfilling.
>a life without challenge
I’m not an Elon fanboy that that Black person is trying to land on mars
that Black person spends 20 hours a day arguing about trannies on twitter and gassing up his moronic ass mma fight with zuck, you're never going to mars anon
>become wealthiest man on the planet
>single handedly bring back American auto industry
>create starlink
>ruin millions of crypto incels lives’ for fun with dogecoin
>spend all day on Twitter trolling trannies and israelites
>frick cute celebs (picrel)
>cyberbully zuck the israeli manlet daily
Sounds like a nice life tbqh
yeah i agree sounds nice, and without challenge too
I cant do any of those things, well maybe harass trannies online
you are not the richest man alive
How do I become the richest man alive
you left out
>spend a billion of your own money to buy a social media platform (against his own will because legally it was too late to change his mind) and drive it into the ground
>and drive it into the ground
Except it's working fine?
Queni
Two more weeks
>a billion
>a
l o l
It'll never not be funny. Imagine being in a position to drunk buy a worthless piece of shit for an eleven (11) digit sum of dollarydoos.
Holy cope
>Y-you succeeded too hard!
I bet you don't even go out in the LA heat to protest with the Sag poorgay morons, whichever celebrity you are
I live in Ohio so no I don't
She just made a shit zillion dollars on tour and seemed to thrill everyone. That’s takes a little more talent than some bored billionaire moron trying to be the coolest guy on the internet for a dwindling fanbase.
If becoming the wealthiest person in the history of the human species is so easy, you should do it
When my wife and I were dating, she made me spend a paycheck and more for a Taylor Swift show and she tore the fricking roof off the place, she has that MJ thing where she's just a fricking superstar and knows it and owns it
Every time Taylor washes her dirty clothes this world loses a little beauty
She can't break character. Her character of being a median white woman.
Shes so perfect
Fave Midnights song? Karma'a bretty catchy
Same. Karma goated frfr
It is suspicious as frick how much she has been getting shilled lately
Like yeah I get it she's one of the biggest musical artists but in recent years the shilling has gone completely overboard to the point you have literal governments praising her for... bringing a tour to their country
She never seemed to have this kind of backing say four years ago, sure I'm not the only one who's noticed this
>one of the biggest
Only Bieber and The Weeknd are bigger, she's a megastar, third worlders should be shilling for her, you know how thankful they are that America's #1 music star is even setting foot in their shithole of a country?
It's not the first time she's done a world tour though, yet even fricking western governments are shilling this Eras tour
I know what you mean, it's not that suspicious once you realize it started not long after she started talking about politics. Remember when People used to speculate she was secretly right-wing? Back when she never talked politics since she thought it a smart business decision. Turns out it's not so much of smart business anymore in the world of BlackRock.
probably something to do with re-recording her music to frick over the studio and own it herself
>She never seemed to have this kind of backing say four years ago
I wonder if anything might have happened in that time interval to boost demand for stadium concerts.
>Showing more and more of her left political leaning
>Exposed herself as just another libtard in that "leaked" footage "Sniffle sniffle, d-drumpfy is can gonna kill all the gays waaaaaah"
>Nonstop shilling ever since
Yeah I wonder
Acting is a side hobby for her, she definitely doesn't need the money. Though it is weird she exclusively picks bombs. She probably thought a movie with Christian Bale was a sure thing, and even that didn't work out.
god i love taytay so much
I'm obsessed
Anyone got the Webm of her getting thrown under that car?
I like her but I dont understand whats so great about the Eras tour
Are millennial girls really so desperate for entertainment? Also is Taylor even popular with zoomer girls?
>Are millennial girls really so desperate for entertainment?
Yes
>Also is Taylor even popular with zoomer girls?
Yes
Don't you realize women just HAVE to experience what all the other girls have and what's being promoted online?
What would 2008 femcel Taylor Swift think of modern Tay?
Forgot pic
She'd probably be ecstatic since she obviously only adopted persons to be liked her entire life.
Zoomer girls love anything social media tells them to
They're incapable of thinking for themselves, they need a social media algorithm to do their thinking for them
This has always been the case even before social media.
WHO'S PREGNANT
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Taylor Swift is rubbish. She's a bad actress and her music is horrible! I hate it, I hate it!
I like her too
Rain shows are top tier kino.
Morale is pretty good. America touring the world's greatest performers helped the allied troops win WWII.
Because news is for-profit entertainment and it’s not in their interest
with her disgusting flat chest and fridge body
>peaks in her 30s
How does she do it bros? She's so fricking hot now compared to 10 years ago
she's aging gracefully and filled up in all the right places, feel like the wall is imminent but i'm gonna enjoy peak taylor while it lasts
She's gonna look like Dolly Parton in 30 years
I pray to God that enough babies are aborted for her to stay young and beautiful forever.
>What went wrong?
Everything. Frick gaylor swift. lol
i am erect
I love her feet/soles.
teenage Swift when she started was so hot
taytay looking swole af
imagine the smell
Imagine her protein shake farts.
holy shit, she's the perfect woman... hitler would have been proud
You listen to Taylor Swift, because you're tone deaf, and have an 80-something iq.
Why don't you listen to some real music, and not this cringy hot garbage, you pathetic manchild?
why won't tay sit on my face
You're not the right combination of tall, rich, famous or handsome.
my mommy says i am
>tall, rich, famous or handsome.
Wasn't she munching out Karlie Kloss?
Evidently, yes. I can only imagine how hot it would have been to watch them going at it!
Well, Karlie is tall, rich and famous so she's the combination.
I am 6'3
have a house and an apartment
am an incel tho
mogged by ariana
She was in that one ensemble movie. Valentine's Day I think
She’s a good actress
Did she vote for Trump?
hail naw
>google Tay tay as a teenager
good wholesome fap
she was too talented
do people realise she does a lot to herself to appear normal?
Ever since she started she would curl her hair.
What she actually looks like is a village of the damned kid, completely white blonde straight hair and eyebrows
Shes probably a government experiment.
I don't care. I want the best Taylor Swift science can create.
Wjatever happenrd to Kate Perry? It's like she vanished after the superbowl
She knows that overexposure is a real career killer, so she took a temporary break from the spotlights.
>you'll never see pure talented badass country singer with something to say Taylor ever again
>it's all pseudo-sexy forgettable pop crap about breakups and bad boyfriends forever
Well, at least she's not Billing Eyelash. That's something.
>pop crap about breakups and bad boyfriends forever
I thought Folklore and Evermore were good breaks from this. More of a folk-pop sound and the lyrics are pure storytelling from the perspective of multiple fictional characters. The closest thing to great music she's ever done.
Then she had to shit the bed with Midnights.
Yep. Folklore and Evermore are really great records. There's no denying the quality of her songwriting and musical skills. I haven't listened to Midnights. From what you said, I think I'll give it a pass!
She finds a way to stick around musically by making midwit songs for women. She doesn’t have any real talent that most people want to see, though.
i want to build a time machine and breed teenage Tay tay
I went to school with Taylor Swift. Wyomissing, PA. Wyomissing Hills Elementary through Wyomissing Area Jr. Sr. High School. I wanna say she left after 8th grade. Ask me anything
Do you think Tay Tay would frick with me? I'm mexican
Tay loves the fish tacos, not tortilla wraps.
What does that mean?
She's a lesbian.
She'd frick anything that gives her compliments, she is quite vain.
bros I just dm'd her on ig I think this might be it
Does she own the rights to her music
That is a good question. She fought Soros for control of the music.
>even king israelite must submit to this aryan gvdvss
I kneel…
I still can't wrap my head around the fact that she's so pretty, rich, famous - and she STILL can't keep a man.
Like how intolerable must her personality be? It's either that or she's 0/10 in bed. Those are the only two explanations.
I think it's generally called being a bawd. But because a lof of men want to frick her, it's the easiest option today.
She is a female chad. Why have 1 wiener when you can have a thousand? If you were a chad, woukd you seriously settle for one? Obviously the wall shoukd restrain femchads but that theory is seen as sexist because reasons.
Have you ever talked to a female that wasn't a relative? It doesn't sound like it.
Chicks just want a high status man. Looks/power/wealth, any of the above or all. Women aren't concerned with getting laid, they could that anytime they want. You'd know that if you werent clueless.
She does not seem like sleeping around. I bet she is the type that falls head over heels, then get quickly annoaying.
She has the typical zoomer girl personality, a prostitute and insufferable.
especially with all those songs, she is easily impressed and then whines when the guy doesn't just do everything and think how she wants, sounds like a dumb c**t to me
But Taylor is about to turn 34. She is closer to 40 than 20. Everything about her screams millennial girl who thinks she is a flawless princess and can do no wrong
>she is a flawless princess and can do no wrong
She's right, though.
Except keeping a man and settling down instead of being a prostitute
Why does she even need one at this point?
Don't hate the player, hate the game. She plays it well.
>moronic
>prostitute
>Waaaah muh lgbtq+xyzlmnop and trannies
lol nah
Oh right I confused Zoomer and Millennial, yeah she is the latter.
because the star who cant keep a man is a character she plays separate from her as a regular person.
You'll never have sweaty sex with Tay Tay!
>why even live
I continue living purely out of spite
I can dream.
>tfw I'll never bury my face in her pussy for hours while she doomscrolls social media in bed
>tfw taytay farts 15+ times a day
>tfw i will never smell a single one
why live bros
She only sings about roasties that are abandoned by chad