What went wrong?

What went wrong?

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YA SOVLLESS REBOOTIN'

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How was it a reboot?
      The story continued

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what a reboot means, anon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          esl moron

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok thanks for admitting that. What part do you need more explaining?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The final episode should've been split into two. Other than that, nothing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      spbp
      I don't know why we're still talking about this.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely nothing.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoehorning in romance in a show that didn't need it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disagree. I wanted Jack to find some happiness even when I watched it as a kid. The fact that it was short lived seems in tune with the life of a Samurai (although apparently the Battle Through Time ending is the real canon now)

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They sidelined Jack in the second half of the show, and then had a piss poor ending that didn't make sense and that shat all over the entire point of the original show.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that didn't make sense
      how?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >going back in time stops the future from happening, removing his wife from existence
        >this takes several weeks(?) to happen (I don't think it's specified exactly how long there is between killing Aku and wifey fading into the void)
        >everyone somehow remembers his wife existing even though, by definition, she never did

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          time travel almost never makes sense so they may as well get creative with it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would've taken zero effort to do the bog-standard "branches" interpretation so that the future that Jack saved actually stays saved and in existence.
            And that's literally needed because the recurring theme throughout the show was Jack having the chance to go back in time, but giving it up to save someone in the future instead. If all the people in the future stop existing after he goes back in time, it makes the entire journey pointless

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They probably got reincarnated anyway and got to live good lives. A planet controlled by Aku isn't really worth living on.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It directly contradicts a previous episode where Jack does get access to a time portal but let it go because it would mean sacrificing his friends, which makes no sense if their sacrifice would be erased anyway.
        The comic had a way better ending where Jack understands that you can't fix things by time travel and creates a rebellion against Aku before leading a final assault. It tied nicely to the Guardian episode too.
        The tv show's ending was so bad it got retconned in the Samurai Jack game that came out a few years ago so Ashi stays alive.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game ending is soulless fan service. Like, I'm glad people got their fix or whatever but it's not superior in any way.
          And Jack's entire theme and goal is to get back to the past so it's good he actually got to do that.
          The only thing the comic might've done better is give more attention to the Guardian.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. First few episodes were absolute kino but then it just bizzarely shits the bed

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything until Jack spares Ashi is absolutely 110% perfect perfect. Then a switch turned on and they didn't know what the frick to do. It was all very haphazard. I don't even remember what happened between the 4th episode and the final episode. The green ghost samurai was completely wasted. I can't even conceive what could have happened after the third episode that made it fall off so hard.

        Agreed, Jack surviving in the brutality of Aku's world was great. After Jack's confrontation with the assassin sisters and Ashi it was mediocre at best. He should have regained his spark of hope in a different way. I think they could have used a few more episodes to pad it out too. The original series had 13 episodes per season and 5 only had 10 and the final episodes were really rushed. They needed 1-3 extra episodes

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    should have kept the vibe of the first 3 episodes

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, flawless concept & execution.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just following the trend of "everything you love will be made worse".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      in terms of digital crispness maybe, but otherwise no

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now maybe this is a hot take, but TMNT 2012 is better than 2003.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's technically not a hot take, since most zoomies like you think the same.
        Though it IS wrong, since 3D is fricking ugly.
        Every single thing that went 3D became ugly.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh hecking zoomierinos excuse
          moronhomosexual, I was in high school in the 2012 came out, and watched the 2003 as kid.

          >Though it IS wrong,
          >My opinions are le facts
          No

          >since 3D is fricking ugly.
          Both subjective, and a case by case basis, that show actually made it work by being really stylized, and being mostly simple shapes, the turtles being blocky, it's the same thing Green Lantern TAS did.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >TMNT 2012
            >"stylized"
            Nothing you say is true. I will safely ignore your post.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"I'm moronic, and have no actual argument besides newer bad"
              Yeah I know

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Le uno reverse card
                Wow...

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TMNT 2012
                >"stylized"
                Nothing you say is true. I will safely ignore your post.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >back to your non-argument
                This is getting sad anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Brainlet who only argument is "this is new, so it bad" keeps think he's a chad

                Genuinely pathetic, even this anon

                >cartoons redrawn in a slightly different way
                NOOOOOOOO MY HECKIN CHILDHOOD

                makes a better argument than you

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Na both 2003 and 20012 are good but rise of tmnt(2018) was a shit series

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are people that watched anything other than the original TMNT? Woeful.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you mean a the 87 series? Are you a xoomer, or older millennial?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watched a bit of 2012 and it seemed alright, but I'm the kinda guy that prefers when the Turtles get a little gritty like the comics.
        Mirage, 1990 and 2003 are tops.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe try growing up and stop consuming media solely designed to get children to buy toys.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trying too hard, anon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        based and true, manchildren will seethe

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >posts on Cinemaphile
          >thinks he's not a manchild
          lmao

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >MUH SEKRET REJECT CLUB
            >Still thinking this in 2023
            Shut up, ugly.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >secret
              never implied that, Cinemaphile is just reddit after hours
              >ugly
              oh yes you are

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm very handsome actually, my grandmother said so.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Trying too hard, anon

        Babby's first bait

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should add the original Clone Wars vs the 2008 3D show here, too. That shit undid all the goodwill work it took to make Star Wars one of the coolest things back in the early 2000s when fans were divisive about the PT.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would have the lucas fanboys frothing at the mouth

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still have fond memories from childhood of my parents renting Walking With Beasts and a four episode disc set of Clone Wars from the library and me staying home sick one Friday to watch them. It happened to include the episodes where Anakin duels Ventress and beats her with sheer tard strength alongside the one where Grievous hunts down and kills a group of jedi. It was awesome. It is a shame how badly entertainment and especially children's entertainment has declined.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Grievous hunts down and kills a group of jedi
          That was cool as frick and no one can tell me otherwise.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everybody agrees with you that it's cool as frick. The main complaints appear to be that in the actual movies he's way more cowardly than how he's portrayed in the cartoon and people are split on which is better

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I adore both in their own way, I don’t know why the zoomers start the shit-fling of pitting the two against each-other for the sake of it. Fake nostalgia masquerading as good taste for pieces of media they weren’t alive yet for.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cartoons redrawn in a slightly different way
      NOOOOOOOO MY HECKIN CHILDHOOD

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >slightly
        Contact Mr. Beast and he'll cure your blindness, zoomie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with that dark magician card? Looks like a good redraw.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks sanitized, with a lot of the personality of old yugioh removed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jack’s S5 was pretty honorable to the original series; the few bumps and jarring ending doesn’t take away from that.

      Ben 10 always sucked

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ben 10 always sucked
        Are you a woman?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goyslop grows sloppier
      end times

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should add the original Clone Wars vs the 2008 3D show here, too. That shit undid all the goodwill work it took to make Star Wars one of the coolest things back in the early 2000s when fans were divisive about the PT.

      another to add: trigun reboot which i didn't see but oh my goodness trailer tells all

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright that's bad. But what about Knives?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're missing, it's a genuinely good series on its own, beautifully animated and it's more of an alt-history than a reboot, Rurouni Kenshin is a proper reboot

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          and Bleach is a perfect continuation, literally there's nothing to b***h about other than stuff you already didn't like from the original (for me it will always be weird choice for ichigo's theme)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the coolest parts of SJ has always been scenery, it was done by the same person in S5 and still looks good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dark magician art looks like an improvement to me but the border looks a little weird.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's for Rush Duel, another Yugioh game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >improvement
        It's literally soulless, zoomie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          summer's over

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So go back to school, zoomie

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nta, but the oldest the zoomers are in their late 20's, the youngest are like 14

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is not similar at all because jack came back with the original creator actually writing for it and doing something original with it. You're a moron if you think SJ S5 doesn't look good. Gennedy's Primal also looks awesome visually

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh original creator
        Blindly loyal moron
        Don't (You) me again

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ignores the rest of my post to make "old good, new bad" shitposts
          yawn

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muh romance. I don't give a frick about Jack's emotions, I just want to see cool fights and cool samurai moves. If I wanted to see forced romance bullshit I'd be watching a different show.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough episodes

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There should've just been more, Idk if it was CN/AS who restricted him, maybe it was because they were testing the water, and didn't know if audiences would be receptive to adult action cartoons, but it obviously needed more episodes, I think the one thing most people agree on is how rushed the last like 2-3 episodes felt.

    Also, maybe this is controversial, but I genuinely don't mind the romance, but think it, like other things in the season, would've benefited from more time.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the whole appeal is that it's a wandering samurai tale that can mostly be watched in any order
    >make the last season sequential

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forced romance that gets invalidated at the very last second so that he can rip off TTGL

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad writing. Trying too hard to be edgy. Changing who Samurai Jack is. Having the big draw to the show that Samurai Jack kills people and that some characters get killed off. Shitty love interest.
    But the biggest thing about it is that you just grew up. Samurai Jack was cool for kids. It was very interesting and novel seeing a cartoon do all sorts of interesting filmmaking techniques that your little moron child brain has never seen. If you rewatch it as an adult it's all just references to other movies so it's not as cool anymore and honestly comes across as lazy as frick recreating all these iconic shots with cheap lazy animation. Even if the sequel lived up to the original, it would have been disappointing because you're not 12 anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >film making techniques
      Just the fact that they'd go minutes at a time without any actual words being spoken was out there at the time. Just traveling across scenery, the wind blowing and whatever beast of burden clip clopping it's hooves or breathing. Some rocks tumbling. Not much had the confidence to keep kids attention with simple shit like Jack did.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the older seasons are still good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Changing who Samurai Jack is
      eh?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so it's not as cool anymore and honestly comes across as lazy

      Absolutely wrong, but then again i dont feel the need to seem more intelligent than others by posting text walls.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        moronic sub-human third world phoneposter

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          subhuman is one word, subhuman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Changing who Samurai Jack is
      That was kind of the point. After decades of the same endless struggle, watching people suffer and die, he had lost hope and become bitter.
      Also, I don’t think Jack was ever opposed to killing when it was necessary. They made most of the enemies he slices up turn out to be robots just to avoid censors, but they were still self aware robots.

      >film making techniques
      Just the fact that they'd go minutes at a time without any actual words being spoken was out there at the time. Just traveling across scenery, the wind blowing and whatever beast of burden clip clopping it's hooves or breathing. Some rocks tumbling. Not much had the confidence to keep kids attention with simple shit like Jack did.

      That’s what I loved about it. And I still love those episodes today.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Da Samurai didn't actually take up the Samurai code and fight with Jack.

    The Big Blue bear thing or whatever didn't show up.

    The Guardian got off screened by whatever. I assume Aku, but still. He deserved a battle.

    To be fair, how many episodes was it? It is probably a tall order to bring satisfying ends to all these plots as well as any of your own in 12 episodes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't even try to tie up the loose ends. Half of the episodes were spent on fleshing out a new character.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny enough, da samurai does take up the code in the videogame adaptation and fights alongside jack

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Art style looks like shit. Only one of two steps away from caltech

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What if Samurai Jack was hekkin mature?
    morons. Samurai Jack was best when it was a villain of the week story. The best parts were always one off villains that Jack needed to beat in creative ways while helping the local populace. The romance feels extremely tacked on and everybody wanted Jack to have apprentice, not a lover.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything until Jack spares Ashi is absolutely 110% perfect perfect. Then a switch turned on and they didn't know what the frick to do. It was all very haphazard. I don't even remember what happened between the 4th episode and the final episode. The green ghost samurai was completely wasted. I can't even conceive what could have happened after the third episode that made it fall off so hard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything until Jack spares Ashi is absolutely 110% perfect perfect. Then a switch turned on and they didn't know what the frick to do. It was all very haphazard. I don't even remember what happened between the 4th episode and the final episode
      this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first 3 episodes are just standard action oriented affair. The rest of the show was about people who actually care about Jack beyond random ninja guy and want his life to go somewhere.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You tried

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just the truth. Shit that doesn't evolve gets stale.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It never got stale for 4 seasons of action that never broke the status quo.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But it wasn't just action. Why do zoomers pretend to have seen this show?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you coping?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >having a functional pair of eyes is coping
                Americans really are beyond saving

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gurren lagann ripoff

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one even knows what that is

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        2/10 bait, made me respond

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this but unironically
        t. first time I've heard of it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          how old are you

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            28

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              jeez grandpa, there's teenagers with more refined taste than you

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                because I don't know about some shitty anime?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, unironically. imagine sharing the same views about animation as middle aged housewives

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >y-you haven't consoomed enough media, how dare you!
                I'm not losing sleep over it, I'll tell you that much

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                speaking of sleep, it's way past your bedtime, grandpa

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                great, maybe I'll put on some gurren lagan to quicken the process

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the smartest decision you ever made in your life

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What dumb projection

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                define projection

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol weebs are so fragile

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                As opposed to western cartoon fans?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes actually, I never see the spaz out like this

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                hoo boy, good thing you never been to Cinemaphile then

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cinemaphile is at least 20% weebs. Also, most western cartoon/comic fans already acknowledge the flaws of the industry's current output.
                Weebs are guilty of everything they say about western fans if not more, but they get a pass since muh animu website.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How does it feel that Samurai Jack has a quarter of the budget Gurren Lagann did and it looks so much better?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it looks so much better?
                try being a bit more subjective

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It does. Samurai Jack is a legitimate achievement in the art of animation while Gurren Lagann is just known for it's sakuga. Japan doesn't know how to further push the boundaries of art in anime unless it's Yuasa projects and others.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gurren Lagann is just known for it's sakuga.
                dumb speedwatcher. i bet gurren lagann is the only mecha you have ever watched

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >speedwatcher
                I'm right though. I like Gurren Lagann and it has it's emotional moments but the real draw is how insanely well animated the show is.
                >i bet gurren lagann is the only mecha you have ever watched
                What does this have to do with anything, also not true. I've seen Eva, Bokura no, Franxx (this was garbage), Gridman (also boring), and some Gundam shows.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gurren Lagann explicitly references a shit ton of earlier mecha anime, especially Getter Robo and Mazinger Z. That's it's real achievement, not muh sakuga.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                TTGL is not as good as you're trying to make it out to be.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares about tranime

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely wonder what the frick he was thinking trying to rip something off that a large chunk of his audience would undoubtedly be familiar with.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying too hard, anon

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First several episodes are kino, it's not too bad after that, but Genndy can't stick the landing to save his life (see: Primal).

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needed more episodes which would solve the issue that you never get to see Jack get into creative and unique adventures. I love that episode of the original where Jack is turned into a chicken and forced to wienerfight. I wanted more episodes like that but each one had to move the plot along somehow.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you must go back to the past

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    cope

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The series was never created as a story that would end. No ending would have been satisfactory unless there was a massive multiple season buildup to it, because that's not how the original show was written, basically the newer singular narrative focused stuff would have to outnumber the original baddie of the week stuff to have felt satisfying. It came from a time when serials were meant to go on forever until they were cancelled.
    Realistically it was as good an ending as we could have hoped for.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely agree. That being said, I liked the bittersweet ending.
      It's not the kind of choice that will win the popularity contest but it makes it more authentic in a way.
      The fact that Jack even destroyed Aku and lived to tell the tale is a worthy victory.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hugely disagree.
      >Keep first 3/4 episodes the same.
      >Have Jack run in the Scotsman who has gathered an army of all of Jack's old friends
      >They're going to launch a final offensive to take down Aku
      >Ashi tells them why their plan sucks and how to fix it
      >Jack has to find some guardian of some variety and do a challenge to get a key
      >Jack and Ashi go in a different route while the Scotsman attacks the front
      >Scotsman wins
      >Jack and Ashi have a final fight with Aku
      >Aku loses and everyone celebrates
      >Jack, now recognising that it's time, decides to go back to the guardian who has a time portal
      >Tearful goodbye to all the friends he made along the way
      >goes back in time alone after beating the guardian, indicating that he's grown up
      >fights and kills Aku in the past
      >smiles at the sky knowing that his friends are alright in an unrealised future

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But if he killed Aku in the past, the outcome for his friends would remain the same.
        The only scenario where they're left intact is if he stays in the future.
        But that wouldn't be an optimal ending imo. The entire theme is "gotta get back"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would be ambiguous as to whether or not his friends still existed.
          That's the mistake of bringing Ashi back to the past and having her fade into nothingness; it confirms that everything stops existing in a very dumb way

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ashi is Aku's daughter though, so it's different. It's not like the Scotsman's dad died for him to stop existing.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was always shit

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the original ending better of Jack staying in the future and being bad ass warlord

    His going back in time to resolve everything makes the entire show feel kind of redundant

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Original ending made sense. Most of the chances Jack had to going back to the past, He decided to stay and help the people of the future.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely. When you consider that the entire theme of Samurai Jack and the fifth season in particular is letting go of the past and moving forwards no matter what this is the only ending that makes sense. Not only could they have the Jack + Ashi happy ending but it would tie together all the people in the future that Jack helped coming back to help him against Aku

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a game released after the show and that's the current canon ending, except he did go in the past. Presumably, all his future friends survived anyway, since only Ashi was directly tied to Aku as a father.
        But this happy ending honestly feels cheap to me.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing really. The first three episodes were easily the best part but the rest was still fine and it was nice to get a real conclusion.

    I would still like a special "What if?" episode where Jack fights the Guardian again though.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genndy is an overrated hack and all of his cartoons are Macromedia Flash Newgrounds tier.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    trying to do a final season

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >came to watch the samurai jack show
    >watched the samurai jack and ashi show instead

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gennedy can't write endings for shit
    terrible love interest that takes up half the screentime despite no one caring about her
    poorly written romance
    cliched ending that has been done 1000 times

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >despite no one caring about her
      She was cute and jack deserved a piece. Also, cucking your mortal enemy with his daughter is a based move.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spends years lamenting the baby finale
    >get an actual finale, cry likes babies
    FOOOOLISH ANONYMOUS NECK BEARD

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just eat the slop buddy! writing? plot? what's that? just fricking eat it!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Babby episode hater

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but most of the complaints here essentially amount to "it wasn't sloppy enough".
        It seems most people just wanted more katana fights with robots and that's it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The modern pretentious zoomie, consumer of "le 2deep4u dark emotional story"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a zoomer and just because pretentious shit exists doesn't mean everything has to be dumbed down as much as possible.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >dumbed down
              Staying true to what the series has always been about, giving the fans the very thing that got them into the show in the first place... is "dumbing down"?
              Again: You are pretentious.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what pretentious means. And the show did stay true to what it has always been about, given that the final season was made by the original creator. Maybe you just didn't notice the so called pretentiousness in past episodes because you were too focused on the flashing images.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's not what pretentious means
                "attempting to impress by affecting greater importance or merit than is actually possessed"
                You zoomies love consuming slop that tries to be "deep", and then pretending it's better than it actually is and "the goat".
                That's textbook pretentious, moron.

                >And the show did stay true to what it has always been about
                No, it hasn't. The entire love plot is not what the show is about. "Muh mental health" is not what the show is about.

                >final season was made by the original creator
                So was The Matrix 4.
                What a moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretentiousness is dishonest though, as per your own definition. This show is earnest, you just hated the fact that it was 99% action slop, or you didn't realize that wasn't the case when you watched it as a kid.
                >So was The Matrix 4.
                The Matrix 4 consciously and purposefully shits on the Matrix. There was no such thing here.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it wasn't* 99% action slop

                I'd like to hear what past episodes had a character with as much focus as Ashi.

                The nature of the airing on CN didn't allow for an episodic consecutive nature like AS did. Genndy has talked about this.
                But there were still some recurring characters, who got referenced in S5.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you just hated the fact that it wasn't 99% action slop
                What are you doing in this thread if you hate the real Samurai Jack and call it slop?
                Do you zoomies literally just derive pleasure from seeing everything made worse?

                >The Matrix 4 consciously and purposefully shits on the Matrix. There was no such thing here.
                Fine. Kingdom of the crystal skull was still made by Spielberg. Happy?
                Point still stands that the original creators can still shit the bed and frick up their own creations, zoomie, just like Tartakovsky did.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What are you doing in this thread if you hate the real Samurai Jack and call it slop?
                I corrected myself.
                >Point still stands that the original creators can still shit the bed and frick up their own creations, zoomie, just like Tartakovsky did.
                He didn't, you just grew up. Genndy hasn't changed much as a person if at all and he gave a good ending to people who actually cared about Jack beyond just muh sword.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you just grew up
                You schizos can't make up your mind; did we grow up, or are we manchildren?

                >Genndy hasn't changed much as a person
                Good for him? This is about how shitty of a show creator he is now, not about his personality.

                >people who actually cared about Jack beyond just muh sword.
                Again: Pretentious.
                It's entertainment. Stop trying to make it """deep""" and """meaningful""".
                You're like those actors who go on award shows preaching about how their "art" "changes the world".
                Frick off.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How the frick is a cartoon made by cartoon network studios pretentious?
                Just stick to Bayformers you moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How the frick is a cartoon made by cartoon network studios pretentious?
                Adult Swim, moron.

                >writing a character that's relatable and likeable, a basic staple of writing, is pretentious
                you're the only pretentious one lmao

                >Jack wasn't likeable nor relatable before season 5
                What a moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >writing a character that's relatable and likeable, a basic staple of writing, is pretentious
                you're the only pretentious one lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                liking exclusively shallow media doesn't make you have good taste either, just saiyan

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wanting entertainment to be entertaining doesn't make you big brain pretentious like me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >entertainment can only ever be lowest common denominator spectacles and CGI shit flying around

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now Samurai Jack is CGI
                Zoomies should be beheaded

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're catering to people like you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are babbling about now, schizo

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally this whole thread is people crying about how there isn't enough action and spectacle in S5. Zoomies my ass. I grew up with this show and know it better than you do.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd like to hear what past episodes had a character with as much focus as Ashi.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool composed samurai with esoteric combat skills is what made it great to begin with.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but that's just one component. There was a human element to Jack that was portrayed better than a lot of other cartoons. If the entire show was just a compilation of fight choreography its appeal wouldn't be as lasting.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seasons 1 - 5 occurred before the true ending that is King Jack

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      King Jack is an ok fanfic but this was more earnest.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it unironically needed more episodes to flesh out the seasons final plot more

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jack being able to kill people unironically ruined the action scenes because it meant instead of being really creative to make something interesting in spite of it they can just do stock anime samurai shit you've seen dozens of times by now

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Unicorn Warriors any good? I generally enjoy Tartakovsky's shows despite their flaws but I haven't heard much about this one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are praising it, but I don't.
      Nothing Genndy made after the original Samurai Jack is good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't watched it yet, I'm still making my way through season 2 of Primal, and definitely don't agree

      People are praising it, but I don't.
      Nothing Genndy made after the original Samurai Jack is good.

      , I've the ending of Primal is also kinda bad/disappointing, so maybe the thing about Genndy not being good at endings is true, but there's plenty in Primal that is good, and hell even the first Hotel Transylvania is f i n e.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The second season of Primal was good overall but felt disjointed in general. The final episode of season 1 seemed to imply something completely different with Meera and the Scorpion. For example the Scorpion was portrayed by Meera to have been some kind of warlord as opposed to an actual god and I assumed he was going to function like a Near Eastern Conanesque despot. Which is the role the Egyptian queen ended up filling, she turned out to be a pretty good antagonist so that worked out alright. I assume they changed a lot between Season 1 and 2 which is why some of it comes off as disjointed as it does. Building up the confrontation between the fire-viking and Fang/Spear for the entire season then fumbling the landing like that was unacceptable though and even with Genndy's track record on endings I'm confused as to how he could make it that lame. Not to mention also wasteing time with a flashback to Meera's enslavement as though that mattered at all in an already rushed and bloated finale. What we really didn't need in Primal was the grotesque to the point of comedy scene where Meera impregnates herself with Spear's charred half-dead body a few minutes before he expires. Was it so hard to just make them bang before he fought the fire-viking?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spoiler
          I still have no fricking idea how anyone thought that scene was good. Should have just made them do it before the confrontation.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't see that coming but I liked it

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched all of the show a few months back. Older episodic format was absolutely perfect. You'd have garbage episodes where le wacky stuff keeps happening, and they would always be written by the same two shit writers but i don't remember who now. But overall it really was great, especially the episodes that built on the lore a bit and tried to flesh out Jack's character more. Come season five there really wasn't that much material. The whole season would be like one episode in the earlier format and nothing would be lost. Antagonists were boring as well. Furthermore I feel like the show was building towards Jack accepting the world as is and trying to better its current state anyway. Because otherwise all the good he has done in this world and all the friends he has made are erased. So him choosing to go back in time anyway in the end felt out of place for me and this attempt to write a rushed romance plot to somehow give the ending more nuance by making it bitter-sweet is just not it.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously an impossible task but Aku’s replacement kind of ruins it for me on his own. Aku was the best part.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it was one thing to replace a guy in a currently airing series. Especially when his performance as Iroh wasn't nearly as over the top and almost operatic as Aku.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He comes close at times but there really is nothing you can do. I feel like I can accept it as the best solution to an impossible situation

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending was rushed as frick and really shit.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Samurai Jack supposed to be a kids' show?

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it was funny though

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >everything is.. le edgy
    I don't know how Reddit managed to spread this buzzword as valid criticism

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointing ending. First 4 seasons are the greatest television you’ll find though

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Samurai jack shouldn't have made it back....back to the past WATCHAAAA.
    Him been stuck to the past is what made the future work.
    by going back he ruined everything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The future was ruled by Aku and just about everyone was miserable

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Life is miserable that why it works.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it but it wasnt how I imagined it ending.
    The show was always about him trying to get back to the past, but if he beats Aku in the past it probably means all the people he saved in the future will never even exist. On the other hand I guess that means they never suffer in the first place but idk.

    Could have ended in two ways
    >he finally becomes the man he was supposed to be, defeats the portal guardian and goes back in time
    >he teams up with many of the people he saved and beats Aku with their help, then stays in the future and helps rebuild the world
    What we got was really neither of those and it needed more episodes.
    Love interest was fine, it just sucks that she disappears.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he finally becomes the man he was supposed to be, defeats the portal guardian and goes back in time
      >he teams up with many of the people he saved and beats Aku with their help, then stays in the future and helps rebuild the world
      It should have been a combination of both of these. He leads the resistance against Aku, becomes king conan, rebuilds the future and then returns to his own time.

      Or Jack just never finds a way home and Aku and Jack just keep fighting until the sun burns out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rebuilds the future and then returns to his own time
        That would be redundant because by returning he would destroy the future timeline.
        Either way I just wanted more fanservice. All we got was the scotsman who was too old to do anything cool.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Carbon copies gurren lagann ending

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disregarded plotlines that were setup well in advanced in both the show and the comic in favor of a tacked on ending. Gennady and his team probably never intended the portal guardian or the gems of cronos to show up again because they wrote the series with the mindset that every episode should be self contained like Dexter's lab and the series suffers as a result.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gendy was, is, and always will be a total fricking hack

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut your prostitute mouth

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >simpsons
          won't even open to read

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would you give that moron a (You).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was
      no
      >is
      yes

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bogged

    ?si=plLiCXpx6tadlqIb

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The introduction of guns, I think the concept of samurai jack finally killing someone added depth but the weird alter jack stylization kind of took away from it.

    They could've made it longer too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had killed that Beowulf dude, releasing him from his prison. Or maybe technically he just killed the rock form and thus not a real human.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >introduction
      His best friend has a gun for a leg.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant to say for Jack to be using guns.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it went to shit the second Ashi became a main character
    >dude the sword just pops back up trough the power of love
    frick that shit

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Design pointless irrelevant background character that intentionally looks like a penis
    >Have character state "he looks like a penis"
    >"Wow we said "penis" bet you didnt think we'd actually say that look how edgy and mature we are."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was funny tho

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was dishonest.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          all cinema is inherently dishonest

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was honest actually

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    it was funny though

    >Design pointless irrelevant background character that intentionally looks like a penis
    >Have character state "he looks like a penis"
    >"Wow we said "penis" bet you didnt think we'd actually say that look how edgy and mature we are."

    it was funny tho

    Déjà vu
    I've just been in this place before

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No the ending of season 5 and the show are literally a rip off of Gurren Lagann, but it's probably the worst part of Gurren Lagann's ending so I don't even know why they wanted to copy it

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *