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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your taste.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    spent too much time on boring soap hogwash instead of the sci-fi underpinnings

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody cares about some dying wytebois

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      your mum cares

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The welded together 'one' tracking shot unironically fricked the pacing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It seemed dishonest doing this after Birdman won the oscar for it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It fricked up the pacing on Birdman too. It's a shit gimmick that luckily died a death.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Long takes and oners are kino but yeah the "entire movie single take" is just ridiculous

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree somewhat, I think it's just good as an one-movie only gimmick but watching another movie that uses the same gimmick makes it feel old fast.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, Extraction 1 and Extraction 2 did it really well.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haven't seen them yet because I hate the Hemsworths but i guess I'll at least watch the first one now to b***h on it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd recommend the second one, specifically if you want to b***h about the one take lol. There is a pretty good 20 minute one take,around the beginning.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The first 25 minutes of Ex2 is fricking KINO

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only reason I can accept it's usage in Birdman is that the film is about a play, and a liver theatrical production is done in 'one take' each night. I didn't mind it in 1917 but I believe the reasoning behind it being done in 1917 is that Mendes wanted it to feel like you were 'watching someones imagination as they tell the story' and our imaginations could be thought of as being one consistent take.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >liver theatrical production is done in 'one take' each night

            Well, not really, act breaks and blacked out stage pauses scenes between scenes (with exceptions, of course).

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're right about intermission, but scene changes in a play are exceedingly rare. Most plays take place entirely in one setting, sometimes two, and the scene changes are usually done while a character is talking: See, Death of a Salesmen, Glass Menagerie, etc. Musicals are where you see the most scene and set changes, plays not so much.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but there actually scene breaks in those two examples you provided. The exceptions I referred to were where it was a one or two character play (usually in one long act) who said their piece.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                For starters, Menagerie takes place entirely in their apartment: There are no scene changes, unless you count the balcony where Tom and Jim have their conversation in Act II, but that is usually already on stage in the distance or up-stage. And any 'breaks' in sequence, such as moving forward a few months, are done while Tom is adressing the audience, but even these are done only so Amanda and Laura can change costumes. In any case, the drama never stops.

                The scene breaks in Death of a Salesmen take place during Willy's inner monologues that we the audience hear in the form of ramblings. So for example when he's thinking back to the time with his son in the front yard throwing the football before the big game, that scene transition is done while he is rambling. In otherwords: the drama is not stopping. Plays almost never have a straight up dark stage between scene's, almost every director and writer of quality is aware that this kills mood and pacing and always tries to encorporate some sort of drama that continues the momentum of the play.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll take your word for it. I haven't studied American mid-century theater in years. Nor Chekov, he had scene breaks, didn't he?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most plays simply don't have scene breaks in the way you're thinking, regardless of play or period. The 'drama', for all intents and purposes, never stops. Same in Shakespeare, same in Ibsen, same in Beaumont and Fletcher, it doesn't matter.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ibsen, same in Beaumont and Fletcher

                Never heard of those guys but if you have a second to broaden my horizons, what is their best play each in your opinion, just quickly, and I'll go out of my way to get them and read them and you'll have the vague satisfaction of getting some butthole on Cinemaphile you'll never talk to again that you got someone to read a Ibsen, Beaumont and Fletcher play. Thanks. 😉

                Pic related is some bawd to make it worth your while in my appreciation.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just trying to correct your ignorance. You're speaking of something you pretend to understand that you actually know very little about. Plays do not have straight up breaks in the drama or black stages where they change the scene, and generally the exception is for a play to have different stagings and settings, not the rule. They go on throughout and never stop, and my main point was that this concept was the inspiration for the 'one take' cinematography in Birdman.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was alright till the sequence of falling into the water.

      >Almost 1.5 million Muslim, Sikh and Hindu men from regions such as the Punjab, Uttar Pradesh, Maharashtra, Tamil Nadu and Bihar volunteered in the Indian Expeditionary Force , which saw fighting on the Western Front, in East Africa, Mesopotamia, Egypt and Gallipoli.

      Units lost themselves and soldiers got separated from their units all of the time, it would be ridiculous to assume colonial soldiers never ended up in a white trench then told to go on the attack or defense if there was a pressing matter at hand.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Problem was this this was the frontmost unit which had just arrived at their position after following the retreating germans with basically no resistance, so they should be completely organized by this point with no troops from other units mixed in

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It felt so empty and fake, I'm not sure how else to explain it but for a war movie the whole one-shot thing made it look even more low budget

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    World War 1 especially, you gotta make the movie as horrifying as possible. Not dramatize it and have it be gimmicky. Neurosis is nothing to be fricked with

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You really only have sea or air war for WW1 when it comes to combat .

      unironically this for land combat.

      The best WW1 movie you can do is Horror, Lovecraft inspired, especially with all the rats and giant craters and chaos. i think the best one i've seen is a half remembered movie where a bunch of german stromtroopers try to clear a spooky french trench.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the civillian b plot was shit but it’s still a good film

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you prefer erasure of the historicity of the mighty British Empire?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Almost 1.5 million Muslim, Sikh and Hindu men from regions such as the Punjab, Uttar Pradesh, Maharashtra, Tamil Nadu and Bihar volunteered in the Indian Expeditionary Force , which saw fighting on the Western Front, in East Africa, Mesopotamia, Egypt and Gallipoli.

        Kek, seething brainlet oikophobes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not the one warping history to suit my world view, you delusional coping wankstain

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are the one seething about a split second appearance of an extra in a 2 hour film though

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but there were also the much more prominent sikh guys mixed into a white regiment when theyre on the truck

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                A problem introduced by the single take gimmick is the distances all get shortened, so in reality what is supposed to be a journey of several miles became a few 100 metres. They travel about 300 metres in the truck, but act like it’s been several miles. Mate you could have jogged that distance in a minute.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The timeskip when the sniper glances his head could have fit in better if he just fell asleep in the truck and then woke up at sundown when they get to the bridge

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Almost 1.5 million Muslim, Sikh and Hindu men from regions such as the Punjab, Uttar Pradesh, Maharashtra, Tamil Nadu and Bihar volunteered in the Indian Expeditionary Force , which saw fighting on the Western Front, in East Africa, Mesopotamia, Egypt and Gallipoli.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that they were all in distinct units; everyone in the Empire was. The Australians and Canadians had their own corps and even the Scotch and Welsh were mostly in their own units.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're supposed to be a Devonshire regiment. Literally one of the most rural counties in England with next to no diversity even today. If they wanted to show Indians why not make them an actual Indian regiment?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your own quote debunks the need for a jeet in this movie

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          honest trailers-tier nitpicking =/= genuine film criticism.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes they should also have bigfoot and greys in ww1 movies if you don't like it it's like cinemasins lol chud

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're right, that sounds kino as frick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        based british letting brown people sacrifice themselves for their colonial empire

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut up, israelite. stop trying to justify brownwashing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AHHHHHHHH is that a single person of color? help me hitler man I'm going INSANE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >historical movies should inaccurate fantasies because THEY JUST SHOULD BE OK?!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinks brown people didn't die during ww1
          okay lmao get fricked incel

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >has to mischaracterise the preceding points
            Utterly delusional.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinks brown people didn't die during ww1
        okay lmao get fricked incel

        Just say you hate White people and go, incel.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it was better than the new All Quiet on the Western Front

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree but that's only because I have a YUGE boner for the st chamond scene

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was that the scene they break into the farm house/barn?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole movie was just a camera gimmick in a ww1 setting

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost nothing. My only complaint was having a couple of 'big name' actors in the beggining and end. It would have been pure, unadulterated kino if the entire cast top to bottom were a bunch of literal 'who?'s

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And this is why democracy is a fricking stupid idea.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree democracy is stupid, but why do you think it had anything to do with their casting decisions?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the big name actors were in background roles you fricking tart. the two mains were literal nobodies. die now.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forced inclusion of nonwhites in order to receive funding from the British government and consideration for British film awards.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      well put.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one shot take gimmick
    the comically evil Germans

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it showed the germans as just people for the most part - only comically evil thing was the plane crash stab but that could be because he was scared of capture.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >germans as just people for the most part
        which scene did they attempt to show german soldiers as people?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The city scene before the chase - they were making jokes and stuff

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bravo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ENGLANDER! ENGLANDER!

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its basically just a montage of WWI cliches

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the core story being shit and unbelievable
    >the “this totally happened to my grandfather cringe”
    >telling extras not to use the weeks of drilling in period correct tactics but to instead just run around because of le spectacle
    >characters making bizarre stupid decisions, such as choosing to climb over the parapet and run in front of the trench while an attack is being launched instead of over the parados across empty land
    >cartoonishly evil germans
    >cringe tokenism
    >wooden actors

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I checked out when they were watching the planes dogfight and I just knew that the plane was going to crash right on top of them, and of course it did. It could have gone any direction in a 3 mile radius, but no, it crashed right where they had been standing.
    Then after the moving death scene immediately from off camera half a platoon of British troops turn up out of nowhere to have a piss. Good job guys! You would of been really useful 20 seconds ago when you were presumably watching this all happen from 30 feet away.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way they didnt hear the rifle shot either. that would have put them on alert im thinking if it was unexpected and so close by

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinda went to after the first nine minute single pan cut. unironically. all the world building after that was terrible but before it was alright in the beginning trench. maybe you can give it some points for the ending. movie is pretty hit or miss and depends on immersion. to fix this it probably needs an opening battle like SPR

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like they put a ww1 movie and an adventure movie in a blender and kino came out.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It had its issues, but Dunkirk was worse in terms of recent epic modern war movies (ie, it was even more boring).

    Though, at least Nolan redeemed himself with Oppenheimer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunkirk was superior.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oppenheimer sucked balls though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you don't like legal dramas? Di you like the atom bomb explosion bit though?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like it because historically Oppenheimer was a dull person who is only famous because of his dumb "I am become death" quote. There were more interesting people involved in the Manhattan Project

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but if you're talking about Teller he at least got an interesting if not brief portrayal with hints to his hydrogen bomb. Of course, most dudes including Groves, etc were boring as frick engineers and physicists.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no fermi
              >barely any feynman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Dunkirk was more of a 2 hour montage than a proper movie. I could forgive that if it wasn't so dull.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    not much
    great mood piece
    less dialogue would've been even better
    not sure how I feel about the casting choices of the officers

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >empty feeling
    >subverted expectations: action very far away from the average war experience
    >cliched characters and poor performances
    >plucky stiff upper lip tropes abound
    >miscasting, no chemistry between leads
    >pilot with rabies, dehumanized enemy in most bizarre ways
    >sniper misses 17 shots
    TLDR: unoriginal, written by a woman

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >entire war was fought on the territory of France which suffered the most damage on the western front by far
    >basically no French people
    Wow I wonder. Watching this movie would make you think the british were the only enemy the germans fought

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pretty much were. The frogs just died.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the flare run through Écoust is one of the best scenes that i've ever seen in a theater, i'm in my 30s

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, also was great to watch in the theatre

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assume a relative must have molested you or something. Usually how homosexuality develops

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >German pilot is a pre-WW1 caricature of the national personification of Prussia and after crashing on fire and they save him he decides to stab two guys with a pocketknife
    >Also they had phones and no need to send some guy running through a battlefield to relay a message, and they wouldn't have stopped a pointless attack to save 3000 lives anyway, 1 million dead for 100 meters was considered a good advance

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    George Mackay carried it. He's a great actor. Loved him in 11.22.63 with Sarah Gadon.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing memorable are some of the shots and moments. Particularly sneaking through the pitch black town illuminated only by artillery starbursts. But the plot and characters just aren't memorable. I can't remember anything about their characters or any interesting things they said. Contrast that to like "Saving Private Ryan" where you can recall a number of lines between the characters and things about their personalities where you can recall things about Oppham, Pvt. Jackson. Tom Sizemore etc.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it was a good movie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      liar

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing. it's a good movie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, it was a good movie.

      jinx

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. It is a better adventure movie than Conan The Barbarian.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    felt like a long video game cut scene for ADHD zoomers and not a real movie

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    muh evil german pilot is where I signed out. It was generally a poor representation of ww1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just true to real life
      germoids are an incel nation

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being anti german is the most israeli behavior you can exhibit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what of it?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disgusting

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is a very important mission
    >sends out 2 messengers instead of an entire squad

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got mogged by all quiet on the western front

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Got mogged by all quiet on the western front

      Which version?

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    all they had to do was accurately portray what life is like in the trenches.

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