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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No milf on his show.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        milf is not a word for adult female, moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes it is

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Troon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Create a good cartoon like a decade ago.
    > Coast on its fame for years and years and years while all your projects get aborted.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Following up a wildly popular show is insanely difficult and anything he could possibly create is going to be hated by a lot of people either for not being similar enough to GF, or for being too similar.
      It’s impossible to follow up successfully but people will keep prodding him for something new. People think he’s coasting, but I think he’s a victim of masterpiece syndrome. For now he has status and industry respect bordering on reverence. As soon as he puts something else out, that’s likely to dissolve so the move is to delay delay delay.
      Sucks.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gravity falls
        >masterpiece

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn’t call gravity falls a masterpiece, dipshit. Read how the word is used in context.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up Hirsh.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your reading comprehension isn’t very good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      >have sex with fans who grew up with your show while doing the Stan voice

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, if he played is cards right he could have endless fangirls as long ans he doesn't act like a creep before they are legal.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >writes this
    >Cans his show after S2 because waahhh showrunning is hawd
    >Povenmire got two more cartoons after his first show and a revival and is getting more live action sitcoms.
    >Alex only worked on Inside Job which got canned after S2 and his upcoming Netflix project got canned too.
    Time was not kind to Alex.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy complaining about how bad "the mouse" that gave him his own show is

      He do love to write and draw with a sharpie though.

      What's up with the competition beef Hirsch tried to apply in and with Disney?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he discovered what a job is and for some reason he thinks disney was being meanie with him, at resume, he is a millenial

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That homie never gotten a low paying job during high school or college years?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            99 percent of industry animators are trust fund babies. Cal arts costs over 50k a year AFTER aid

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >99 percent of industry animators are trust fund babies. Cal arts costs over 50k a year AFTER aid
              Did Hirsch complained in his old blog that he and his twin got rejected from financial aid due to his mom's single parent income?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then how the frick did he pay tuition?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                sucking wieners apparently

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                His sister didn't went to college to pay for his education.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Had to support your sibling education
                >Became one of the big inspiration from a successful animated series
                Hey at least Hirsch said thanks through action

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                plus all the pinecest

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean considering all the hate the character based on her later received maybe she isn't that grateful.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe that's part of why they seem to have cut ties with each other

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol
                I wonder what she's doing now

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What she's doing now
                She already a successful psychologist

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >trust fund babies
              Source? Most artists take out massive loans. The narrative that artists are all rich is not true.
              Source: Guy who unfortunately does not have a trust fund (and neither did any of his art school friends).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He did say "industry animators" not "aspiring animators". Are you employed in the industry?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is the implication, yes

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                can confirm. The people who say that all industry artists have trust funds are jealous buttholes who need an excuse for why they failed or why they never even tried. There are always outliers, but most people in the industry do not come from rich backgrounds.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                well they do all live in california
                it sucks because i was raised by parents from California and they raised me cool and creative, and meanwhile california went to shit so it's good we didn't stay there, but on the other hand I feel like I was meant to make TV shows and other shit that you can't do in the midwest.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a shame cali is hard to move to and make a lving while trying to get into art

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that too.
                hopefully with the industry collapsing and remote work becoming more normalized, we'll see the decentralization of the media that we should have in the first place. If you live in buttfrick alabama but you happen to have what it takes to make good shit, you should be able to make good shit. Even if your primary animator lives in saskatoon and your voice actors come from like sweden or some shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can do that right now. There's nothing stopping you from making an indie series on YouTube.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                except the nagging knowledge that I should have done it 15 years ago before they yanked the rug out from under it. plus i'd be deplatformed in five seconds.

                Alabama is like the mirror image of California in a way.

                I'm glad someone else understands that. under every blue collar lies a red neck.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can relate. But better late than never.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i am ready for when the time is right, when a new platform shows up, when my health and energy return. might be music, might be musings, might be cheap slideshow animation with ai-augmented voiceover where i play every character. but i'm gonna do something and it's going to get abused by immoral moralizers and illegal legal eagles, sooner or later.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alabama is like the mirror image of California in a way.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                how?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you're a real nobody with grandeur dreams. No offense.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just lonely and don't fit in, and I know the people I fit in with are all corrupted by shit these days. But before that, it could have worked. Because I hear them talk and it's like yes, these are the bros I wanted to bro out with, when everyone around me had no interests beyond sports.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Remember my previous statement about you being a real nobody?
                I take it back, I did mean to offend.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lackadaisy is helmed by someone living in St. Louis Missouri. Stop making excuses and start making animation. Or move to Cali if you really think you need to.
                You’re painting yourself as a victim of circumstance but you’re just making excuses to avoid having to try.
                Source: midwesterner who eventually got out to chase a dream

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Utah made Saving me, maybe try that place instead if you can tolerate religious Boomers.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >move to Cali
                Horrible mistake, that's how you end up homeless

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      got two more cartoons after his first show and a revival and is getting more live action sitcoms.
      Didn't Murphy's law die quick?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know this post is old now but some execs at Disney Channel personally apologized for shoving MML on Disney XD and realized their mistake which is kinda crazy tbqhfam.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is.. incredible.
          bit late now, but they learned! it's idiotic to put first-run programming on your non-advertising-supported channel. that literally exists so you can run your less profitable shit but still make money on subscribers.

          It's no wonder he and Roiland were friends with how similar their work ethics were

          heh yeah. I could see getting along with those schmucks actually. if I was just raised a little differently.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      needs more naked mabel and wendy. i'm not saying you have to SHOW us, but cmon, shoulders-up.

      to be fair, that's just how the industry is. one thing gets revived indefinitely while 200 things get infinicanceled at the company's expense. they hate money, see.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Alex

      >GF was never cancelled.
      >Disney even wanted more seasons.
      >Out of grudge, Alex decided to cut the series abruptly because he can no longer deal with the mouse.

      >knew from a start the sort of shit behind Disney
      >instead of dealing with censorship avoiding it, or finding loopholes, he spent most time complaining about getting his dick cut.
      >Explicitly keep poking the bear with a stick to keep complain.
      >Spent more time shitting on Disney and the fanbase than actually working.
      >Stories from the workers describe Alex as a deadweight.

      in a better world Alex would have gotten fired off of the show after Season 1 and it gets the full 3 seasons and a movie it should have gotten under the direction of someone not an unreliable weirdo like Alex Hirsch

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i swear you people have no idea how the ingredients work
        we don't get memorable works from reasonable people. we get them from steve ditko, jack kirby, and other weirdos.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn. twink death is brutal.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only way I can cum.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also Noah Z. Jones, that dude is going for his fourth Disney cartoon while Hirsch's second show still isn't out.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that thurop?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He revived his North Woods show at Disney on 2021, im assuming he worked closely with Jones on development and needed voices.

          Both shows are slated for a 2025 release on Disney Channel depending if the TAG dosn't go on strike.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            this looks like that other show.. with the people. the little small people

            anyway I was fascinated looking at Hirsch's student films, A) that they weren't funny (they were smart, and creative, and well-made, but not funny) and B) that he had so much top-notch talent in them. dude got weird al for his experimental hybrid whiteboard cartoon thing.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >this looks like that other show.. with the people. the little small people

              Big City Greens?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's the one

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny beacuse Noah Z. Jones gave Hirsch work at Disney on the first place

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet Dan keeps this around and shows it to other cartoonists that are still actually working at DTVA whenever he wants a laugh.

      this looks like that other show.. with the people. the little small people

      anyway I was fascinated looking at Hirsch's student films, A) that they weren't funny (they were smart, and creative, and well-made, but not funny) and B) that he had so much top-notch talent in them. dude got weird al for his experimental hybrid whiteboard cartoon thing.

      Hirsch's "rags to riches" story is complete bullshit. His gram-gram was a Hollywood actress, he had connections, he even appeared on the Late Show when he was in highschool.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet Dan keeps this around and shows it to other cartoonists that are still actually working at DTVA whenever he wants a laugh.

        I can see it since the Molly and Moon Girl crew don't actually like Hirsch

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it's obviously an affectionate joke..

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Molly is monkey shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bill and Bob are mediocre script monkeys who spent 25 years working on direct to video slop so they could get a show only to realize they didn't even have two seasons worth of ideas

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >someone posts a reaction image
          >immediately assume they are making a comparison between two IPs or inviting you to derail the thread with whataboutism
          Low IQ posting behavior

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he said, trying to derail the thread by responding to bait posts from ten hours ago

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >there is a time limit to when you can reply to someone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the FRICK is this manlet's problem?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >manlet

        I don't think 5.8 screams short anon, unless you live in some regions where everyone is 6 ft

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't think 5.8 screams short anon

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh.. you got me?... don't know what's funny to be honest but eh

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >12 year old girl style gossip
          >blatant misinformation and "trust me bro" made up nonsense about the subject to paint (insert person i don't like) in a really awful light
          When did Cinemaphile turn into twitter?

          He's awake.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unless you live in some regions where everyone is 6 ft
          That's called the first world, manlet

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            So Bosnia?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            First world countries aren't equal there ether but go off I guess lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy complaining about how bad "the mouse" that gave him his own show is

      Alex is an annoying liberal homosexual with a bad work ethic who b***hes and complains about everything. He is extremely similar to Dana, his girlfriend he cheated on. Just like Dana b***hed about Disney WHILE WORKING FOR THEM, Alex did the same, while also having a bad combination of poor work ethic, perfectionism, and ego. Alex has talked a LOT about this. Lots of interviews, comics, ect. Alex is talented yes, and he makes good stuff because he’s a perfectionist, but he takes fricking FOREVER to finish his shit. Last minute deadlines, as in the day before or the day off. Alex HATES working, and he b***hes about Disney (until he shuts his mouth so he can get some work). He’s stuck in the past not only living the high off gravity falls but also the constant praise and adoration from the fanbase.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw I have a shitty work ethic too
        Boy I hope I don't turn out like Alex.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's just like me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >perfectionist
        Soo… the John K of the 2010s?

        • 5 months ago
          guy

          John K isn't a perfectionist, he's a revolutionary who still defines the industry with his innovations. He praised things like Yogi Bear.

          so...he was a john k? i watched gravity falls when i was 15 (when it came out) but i never really understood the behind-the-scenes stuff.

          His drawing is way too crummy to be like John. He picked up ideas from John K's blog like thousands of other artists and it eventually seeped out of his head.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dana, his girlfriend he cheated on
        Is it really cheating if it was an open relationship? She apparently knew, she just didn't know how young the girl was compared to him.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Um… anon was referring the alleged cheating with Shion during the production of Inside Job.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was not aware. Got any more info, I'm out of the loop on that one.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek
            Really?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was not aware. Got any more info, I'm out of the loop on that one.

            Kek
            Really?

            Source: dude, you can tell

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It what wrong?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too busy complaining about how bad "the mouse" that gave him his own show is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the crunch time and sleepless nights spent at the studio to work on Gravity Falls was 100% Alex's fault. He did it because he was a perfectionist, not because Disney asked him to make sure every single fricking line of dialogue was gold. There are funny shows out there that managed to have a good script written without working their crew to death. This isn't some "creator always knows what's right!" nonsense, this is just an inexperienced guy who was figuring out his style of humor while he was writing it.

      He keeps pushing this weird narrative that Disney robbed him of his sanity when so many problems were self-inflicted. He didn't need to fight every fricking S&P note, it's obvious he has a problem with authority.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've also seen the rumor that he refused to go to the bathroom and peed on a garbage bin instead because he was that obsessive

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He would also refuse to get up to eat or drink so he drank his piss and ate his poop
          He called it "Hirsch's chocolate"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes that was confirmed true

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh like you've never done that

            This. disney could say frick off to alex and keep doing GF without him, like basically any network, but instead they respected his decision

            i hate when people refer to GF as needing to 'continue' it's as bad as proposing half-life 3, instead of half-life 2 episode 3
            we don't want GF to continue, we want season 2 to be longer. and have its own finale. and then season 3 to be the second half of season 2, but longer. technically, this could be accomplished, with a bunch more episodes that take place in the middle, to even things out. as far as i know, no show has ever done this. but it should.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >oh like you've never done that
              What?! No, you fool! I've done some insane animation all-nighters that do not involve my fluids going into a trash can that some poor Mexican janitor is going to have to clean up

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                well of course you rinse it out afterward!!

                Im not saying I would like the series to continue, just saying that disney respected his decision instead of keep doing the show like CN did it with PPG and dexter. and nick did it with sponge bob. at resume, Im saying alex is a crybaby

                yeah i'm not saying you did, more that that's how everyone couches it. i'm sure you've heard that before.
                and yeahhh i'm actually surprised they didn't try to pull one of those.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im not saying I would like the series to continue, just saying that disney respected his decision instead of keep doing the show like CN did it with PPG and dexter. and nick did it with sponge bob. at resume, Im saying alex is a crybaby

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>we don't want GF to continue, we want season 2 to be longer. and have its own finale. and then season 3 to be the second half of season 2, but longer. technically, this could be accomplished, with a bunch more episodes that take place in the middle, to even things out. as far as i know, no show has ever done this. but it should.

              I agree or at the very least have all the deleted scenes be fully animated and spliced into the episodes they were deleted from.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that could work too, but would likely be a lot messier
                it's still really surprising we've never seen this done.

                I agree. But though it was rushed, what we got was still really good.

                also true.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >> that could work too, but would likely be a lot messier
                it's still really surprising we've never seen this done.

                It would definitely be messier, but it would be worth it. And yeah I'm a little surprised we haven't seen this done before as well. Would be a perfect way to get more money which Disney sorely needs.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was? Please God let it be real

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know, that's a rare combination, a lazy perfectionist, but I could see alex being one

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        so...he was a john k? i watched gravity falls when i was 15 (when it came out) but i never really understood the behind-the-scenes stuff.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even by his own admitino Alex said he procrastinated a lot and did everything at the last hour, which considering he was the guy steering the ship you can imagine those issues would trickle down to his crew.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure I understand the question.

    What went wrong with what?

    Can you list any reasons you believe this unspecified wrongness occurred?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he did pretty much nothing wrong except that moronic goatee

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that moronic goatee ain't bad though...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's an excellent goatee. really suits his face.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is Cinemaphile so obsessed with him? did you guys have some parasocial relationship with him on twitter growing up? plenty of Cinemaphile creators didn't make another show after their first hit. it's very common.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he feels the most like us. he's literally my age, he was so excited to work with Matt Chapman, and the show was really good and refreshing. He and Pen Ward, they both feel like literally me.
      But both of them are too much like me, in that they don't have the kind of work ethic that lets you do hard stuff all the time. and the networks are bad. and i'm sure i'd be brainwashed too if I stayed in california.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Cinemaphile so obsessed with certain animators?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are a loser with no talent that no one will ever admire 😉

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just talk about the people that are actually interesting in a personal level. No one is talking about Joel G or David Firth because they don't get into any dramas.
      People like this bald king

      >Why is Cinemaphile so obsessed with certain animators?

      .

      As you can see, the Cinemaphileomer feeds off negativity to live >141160005

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is Cinemaphile so obsessed with him? did you guys have some parasocial relationship with him on twitter growing up? plenty of Cinemaphile creators didn't make another show after their first hit. it's very common.
      This
      Not only him, but Dobson too

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that he would take a crap in the trashcans?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what?
      they're for trash. what do you put in your trashcan, NON-digested food?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Piss. The allegation is that he pissed in trash cans. Cinemaphile loves to embellish. Pretty soon you all are going to say he spoofed in those trash cans.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wouldn't that be significantly better?
        i mean we've all done it at work...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, that's what i've been told here in Cinemaphile. But yeah, that makes you right.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss them so bad bros.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too.. but all we can do is continue to make excellent fan works.
      at this point, making them set a decade ago has an additional nice feel to it.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally Alex

    >GF was never cancelled.
    >Disney even wanted more seasons.
    >Out of grudge, Alex decided to cut the series abruptly because he can no longer deal with the mouse.

    >knew from a start the sort of shit behind Disney
    >instead of dealing with censorship avoiding it, or finding loopholes, he spent most time complaining about getting his dick cut.
    >Explicitly keep poking the bear with a stick to keep complain.
    >Spent more time shitting on Disney and the fanbase than actually working.
    >Stories from the workers describe Alex as a deadweight.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      er
      he dealt with censorship by just telling them "no, i'm not changing that"
      which is one of the few times he shows balls
      do you.. -not- spend all your time shitting on disney?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking weenie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he him in the industry now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. disney could say frick off to alex and keep doing GF without him, like basically any network, but instead they respected his decision

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://i.imgur.com/SCvcvmI.jpg

    What went wrong?

    He thougj he could take the ginger.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine going to bat for a faceless mega conglomerate
    you will never have mickey's slong in your ass homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      being a big corporation is literally the only good thing about disney. and they aren't even really practicing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine working for a faceless mega conglomerate and then playing freedom fighter after reaping the benefits. alex acted high and mighty in spite of having mickey's slong in his ass, that's what makes him hateable

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coasting on his fame too much?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    In what way anon?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why people think his life went wrong. Making the transition to being a voice actor was one of the smartest decisions he's made

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he really is a good actor

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Hirsch, Rebecca Sugar and Dana Terrace are all israelites? Is there any other israelite in the cartoon industry I am not aware of?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you.. are aware the entertainment industry has a lot of israelites, right?
      because it was considered a trashy, unseemly profession, suited only for them. But history repeats itself, and every time you put a heavier yoke on the hebrews, God has them proper, to indicate he exists. Feel like a lot of people miss that point.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > because it was considered a trashy, unseemly profession, suited only for them
        Yes and no. The real reason why the “Jews run Hollywood” meme exists has more to with the history israeli immigrants in the United States.
        Life for all immigrants was tough in the slums of the big cities, so these new Americans worked hard to get them or their kids out of there. Some worked hard to create their own small business, other joined the government, others went to college, and some went into the movie business, and before LA became the capital of the film industry, that title went to NYC, the same city that had become a giant melting pot of immigrants. So of course many of the early film moguls and filmmakers like The Warners or The Fleischer Bros where israelites. And it wasn’t just israelites; if you look at the credits in many film productions specially in animated films you will find plenty of Italians and Irishmen, Joe Barbera from Hannah Barbera was one of those Italians and he came from the rough streets of Little Italy. Meanwhile the small mom and pop theaters ran by the israelites started to grow and soon they fled NYC to LA (which was mostly known for its oil fields) to escape the Edison film monopoly. It was in LA where they became powerful and wealthy, this is really where the meme was born. Even tho this was Hollywood the industry was still run by people from NYC, from all walks of life, the only exception was Disney.
        Today, this meme is hardly true anymore, yea there are israelites who run major studios, but as the free market has become more globalized so too has Hollywood, with new non-israelite moguls like Rupert Murdoch and Kenichiro Yoshida not to mention all the Chinese business men with money tied to the film industry.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          well yes those are factors too. I thought that went without saying.
          like if I talked about how banking was something people sneered at, not unlike today, and that was why israelites got into that and once again prospered and helped lots of people build businesses via loans. I wouldn't need to mention the history of islamic anti-interest laws or the american wild west and how those tied in, that's esoteric

          as esoteric as these two guys. like what even was their deal? They barely participated or had any characteristics. any other show, the teen friend group would have been just the other 4. and their designs are so deliberate, I have to think they're based on someone.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          tldr:
          anons who want a better understanding should look up "Hollywoodism" on butchute. it should be required viewing for any aspiring artists.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hirsch is mixed, being israeli from his father side
      >Sugar came from a israeli family
      >Terrance came a white catholic background
      Where the you got that weird jump? There are no articles where she expressed she had israeli ancestry.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        well.... that nose..
        the question is why anon brought it up. he's like homer in that episode where they found out krusty was israeli

  20. 5 months ago
    guy

    Hack who was in the right place at the right time and couldn't succeed on his own merit.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I'd really suggest is that season 2 maybe should have had a couple more episodes, in order to properly build up both the kids relationship with Ford, getting proper closure with some of the other townsfolk, and, most importantly, giving weirdmageddon a bit more time to be set up-executed so it didn't feel as rushed as it was.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i just rewatched and the pacing felt so unsatisfying, over before I knew it.. but a lot of good shows are like that. Home Movies comes to mind.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. But though it was rushed, what we got was still really good.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the noble Sir Alex the Bald was supposed to bridge the gap between cartoon fans and creators... instead he screeched about politics, blocked people for asking show-related questions, weaponized his own followers, and used company trademarked material to peddle abortions.

    but aside from everything, he is sort of a one-trick pony, and at that it was mostly Matt Chapman's style of humor nor his that bled through on Gravity Falls and made it "work" (all Alex knows how to do is Family Guy tier "remember that 80s thing?" humor and really bad/outdated political takes). all his projects since then Hirsch was kept behind the scenes and even then in the case of Inside Job he was quietly fired because he was an even worse producer than he was showrunner.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      as much as you're definitely right about parts of that, it's important you acknowledge that you don't (and can't) know most of this. because by your own assertion, nobody knows about it.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking through Alex's socials has taught me a lot on why comedians often lose their funny, and especially comedy cartoons often drift into the realm of repetitiveness and "in-jokes" that the general audience tunes out. He's always making these unfunny jokes, posting these dorky pictures, or just plain having bad takes (his most recent post is mocking some Amerifat politician dying, very tasteful) that his followers kiss his butt for. You see it happen with George Lucas, or even other cartoonists that became larger than life like Butch Hartman, Dan Povenmire, and Genndy.... there is no one in the writing room brave enough to tell them that spamming the 900th Crocker or Doof joke during the episode isn't funny. This is why Alex has "lost it" as well, he was completely unreceptive of criticism and seemed to almost build into his weaknesses as a cartoonist rather than his strengths.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhh Dan is still definitely pretty funny..
      and in fairness, as much as there are always asskissers who frick up your ability to take criticism, there are always at least 23% more buttholes giving unconstructive criticism and making the problem way worse.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Dan's still funny then why have his new cartoons flopped?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          first of all, everything flops now
          secondly, they haven't
          third, haven't you seen the lil videos he's putting on youtube? he's still funny.. and he's such a DAD.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >first of all, everything flops now
            And why does that happen to begin with? In fact, if everything flops, then a good show made by them should have much less competence rather than just joining the club, right?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >why does that happen
              buncha reasons. it's difficult to be the only good show in a sea of crap, nobody's watching and nobody's gonna wade through all of that
              >if everything flops then a good show should have less competence rather than joining the club
              please rephrase this, I don't understand

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wish he'd draw more on his twitter
      Dana's also annoying but at least she posts art regularly

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's no wonder he and Roiland were friends with how similar their work ethics were

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Similar Work ethics
      >Hirsch had perfectionism tendency
      >Roiland revealed he had ADHD attention span and likes to fricked around instead of working in a functional group project

      I am not surprised if Hirsch and Roiland tried to work on their first project together and ended their decade long friendship due to creative differences

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was part of "THAT" group. He's lucky he hasn't been Me Too'd by Dana or the other barely legal interns he was fricking.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's lucky he hasn't been Me Too'd by Dana
      I guess Dana still has a shred of decency left, considering that fricking Alex is what got her show greenlit in the first place.
      She owes him that much.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I guess Dana still has a shred of decency left, considering that fricking Alex is what got her show greenlit in the first place.
        >She owes him that much.
        She's just as bad as he was. Her turn over rate was terrible, even the girl she simped for left the show before it was done.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >even the girl she simped for left the show before it was done
          I thought she managed to start a relationship with real-life Luz.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's hasn't posted much of her since before the show ended, around the time IRL Luz left the show. Maybe things went south. If they did get together she'd be public about it. She is a female after all.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          > even the girl she simped for left the show before it was done.

          Don’t forget Spencer Wan never came back for season 2 too

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His aim ain't getting better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh..

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he just let his massive ego/Napoleon complex get in the way of being a good worker. Inside Job crew pretty much called him a cancer, and his Netflix project never saw so much as a piece of concept art. I think he may have some sort of problem with alcoholism. The last few public pictures he has taken he looks pale and his hair is thinning considerably (in fact the last several pics he's always wearing a hat even when not appropriate... not that the slob would know) and I don't think this homosexual has been working near a nuclear reactor or anything. Actually, I'm pretty sure he hasn't been working at all.

    I think he needs a friend to help turn his life around, but.... Justin has his own problems, Dana wants nothing to do with him and probably put him in that state, and I think Matt is just too weak of an r/AznIdentity beta hapa to do anything about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Inside Job crew pretty much called him a cancer
      Sounds unlikely

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the source is an anon who had leaked storyboard images for the show (pic related). He basically revealed that Alex was hard to work with, put the show into a 5 million dollar hole with his constant delays, got several episodes scrapped for no good reason (which obviously pissed the people off that worked on said episodes), and was replaced as producer in the second season.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thread link?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134910322/#q134919530

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              So the source is an anon who had leaked storyboard images for the show (pic related). He basically revealed that Alex was hard to work with, put the show into a 5 million dollar hole with his constant delays, got several episodes scrapped for no good reason (which obviously pissed the people off that worked on said episodes), and was replaced as producer in the second season.

              >still at Netflix working on other projects that are likely being in development hell
              >He is producer for Jorge Gutierrez’s chihuahua luchador film

              Ah frick homie he found his next victim!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His twin Ariel should have a little talk with him if it is indeed alcoholism.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > His twin Ariel should have a little talk with him

        Are they still close though? Hirsch doesn’t follow his sister on socials no more.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Matt is just too weak of an r/AznIdentity beta hapa to do anything about it.
      Everything I see about Matt indicates that he's a total professional. He's pretty diplomatic online and keeps negative commentary to a minimum.
      He may run in similar circles as Hirsch and consider him a colleague, but that doesn't mean they're so close that he would be comfortable stepping in for any sort of intervention. Aside from professional courtesy, there's nothing to indicate that they are super duper close.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's better this way, if the show comes back, it will be as a shitty disney plus show.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The absolutely basement tier levels of expectation placed on the conduct of women and girls in modern society.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bait.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >12 year old girl style gossip
    >blatant misinformation and "trust me bro" made up nonsense about the subject to paint (insert person i don't like) in a really awful light
    When did Cinemaphile turn into twitter?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always find myself amazed at the sheer damage 2016 did to the entire internet and culture as a whole, Politics going from a boring topic no one cares about suddenly became diet religion is the worst fricking thing ever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not cracking down on Twitter threads and 1pbtid spam allowed shitposting to become the dominant culture.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So basically what everything ties back into... DOGSHIT moderation

        [...]
        He's awake.

        Not me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it that one guy who was fired for making self insert art with Pearl that tried to "leak" to some cartoon reviewer that Hirsch was the Weinstein of DTVA and gave everyone STI's? I just remember reading something like that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too many women on this board. It's just lolcow for animators now.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get opportunity to make the show you’ve always wanted to
    >get bored and burnt out after one season
    He was ngmi

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I got accepted into SAIC (School of Art institute of Chicago) the second best art school in the US... now what

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick can you afford 46k a year tuition?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You stop posting here and focus on school

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      You stop posting here and focus on school

      Get back to work you homosexual! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! SIEZE EVERY OPPORTUNITY! AND ALWAYS DRAW

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hope to see his new show in the future

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what went wrong?
    I think it comes down to the fact that the two major inspirations behind Gravity Falls, The X-Files and Twin Peaks, are too contradictory for each other. The monster of the week structure clashed with the lynchian vibes.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hirsch helped start Matt Braly's career by hiring him as a board artist on Gravity Falls
    >Braly is now making movies
    >Hirsch can't get another show out the door
    It's over

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He finished his show on time, made the company money, didn't upset the producers, and had a healthy work environment.
      Hirsch pissed on trash cans.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, the only time he ever got visibly upset at the Mouse was when they delayed and leaked true colors a day before release, and it was legitimately enough he did not get in trouble.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          and his show didnt have any forced modern nonsense aside from the requisite background npc talking about 'her wife' and putting hijabs on women with belly shirts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone update the image, you know that one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he have to talk like that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's funny, don't be a joyless rube

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >look at me I'm a cool quirky guy congratulating his peers lol
          >oops I accidentally told you to draw them as a fusion as if they were both gems from Stephen universe!, don't actually do that guys!

          He is acknowledging and giving praise because if you don't its seen as if you are salt, he is adding a reference to rebeccas work and makes a joke about drawing the two people a a fusion person in an attempt to be funny/get a bit of clout when someone inevitably does draw a fusion of them in an attempt to get clout themselves

          tldr; everyone in the industry is attention-seeking

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i assumed he was referring to fusions in a more general sense, like what Cinemaphile enjoys drawing (often 3-way fusions)
            because aren't gem fusions sex

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does he sounds false?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is something really ingenuine about the way he posts. All the quips, snark, and exclamation points. Like he is really silently seething about his protege becoming more successful than he.

          I think it's a bit telling that Matt didn't reply to or even like his post.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            god I feel more and more sympathetic for hirsch, people treat me just like him
            usually for -not- being a liberal, but still

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Savage.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember Hirsch giving Hartman the cold shoulder when he drew him something. What goes around comes around.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is something really ingenuine about the way he posts. All the quips, snark, and exclamation points. Like he is really silently seething about his protege becoming more successful than he.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          and i'm sure it has nothing to do with people saying shit like this to him all the time

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alex's sense of humor is so goddamn forced. Seems to me Mike Rianda and Matt Chapman were the guys who were actually writing the truly funny stuff on GF

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean he did better than any of you people ever did at anything

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing went wrong.
    Power to true regional media.

    They obviously just want to change the art style into something goodder and make something different

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    You aged, but without outgrowing the unrealistic expectation that stories written at the intellectual and emotional level of a child would continue to satisfy you.

    • 5 months ago
      guy

      I'm continuing to be satisfied and develop new insights in the Stimpy's Invention episode, in the Justice League, and other things. There was just never anything particularly interesting in Gravity Falls without the fan base to make their own content. What are the killer lines and amazing plots? Can anybody think of any?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What are the killer lines and amazing plots? Can anybody think of any?
        Ask the intended audience.

        • 5 months ago
          guy

          Lmao this queer dodge nonsense is pathetic. The Tumblr fanbase was massive in the first place, it's just that all the enthusiasm eventually dissipated. Quit trying to control the narrative, feminized one

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brainworms.

            • 5 months ago
              guy

              No dumbass I understand everything about you, I'm just being nice. Go jack off your queer community and leave people discussing animation alone

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, Guy de Nopussy

              • 5 months ago
                guy

                1. Girls love my ass, that's why you have nothing better to do than harass me for an innocuous comment to try to separate the lion from lionesses 2. Alex Hirsch trained you to be this way and harassed me specifically for when he was doing it when I was an impoverished teenager, so I'm going to look up Gravity Falls crew and email them some more

                QUEER!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Soft tapioca.

              • 5 months ago
                guy

                These corny material metaphors are not hard hitting stuff for me dude

                And I just emailed about the owl house so I'm ruining the queer culture you relish for pedo-adjacent pleasures

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shadow boxing.

              • 5 months ago
                guy

                I saw that you replied so I emailed another set of owl house crew and will be repeating with new emails tomorrow.
                I'm not a minor you've got in a tarbaby trap little man - go watch Song of the South to appreciate real art

                You know those two are not on the same side, right

                You didn't even name whar the two things are you queer. Please frick off, you're wasting the potential of mysteries for pedophilic games taught to you by Alex

                Shhh, let him believe he's good at something.

                I have published things like designs for Half-Life 3 and Portal 3, none of you trolls have said anything about them. Queer

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                E-peen tier post

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i love this picture so i'm going to let you off the hook this time

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know those two are not on the same side, right

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shhh, let him believe he's good at something.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >killer lines
        basically every fake commercial / tv promo, as well as Stan's shitty sold on TV products
        >amazing plots
        ehhhhhh... come back to me later, I can't say no, but I also can't think of one.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing?

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon jinxed him
    Anon jinxed Alex!

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This thread is still up

    Anons I am impressed. I am wondering if Hirsch would come and read all this crap?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the only thing that gives him attention, so probably.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I gotta admit, I was keeping it open in the hope of posting some art when I have time for it
      but there's another kinda better mabel-centric thread going so I'll prombambly post it there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alex almost certainly comes here. I think more industry people than you'd ever believe do. It's the one place they can come and take shots at each other anonymously, and mostly everyone in the industry (including and especially Alex) is extremely petty and childish.

      In fact Alex is probably not only a regular but a pretty well versed shitposter. He's the type to come into the thread and act like a gullible idiot, or make backhanded posts and shit like "why are you all so obsessed with m- him". This place is like an opium den for narcissistic behavior. I suspected he was the one who stooged on Luke Weber being EZPZ's source as well.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss when creators would come here and shoot the shit, draw stuff for us.. it was good times on Cinemaphile
        especially pen and nat. they were great.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think more industry people than you'd ever believe do.
        Pretty sure they've admitted it, like Ian Jones.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Alex. How’s your mother?

    What do you think of this man?

    ?si=_0n-SG_QuWqZJYll

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think he saw this since he use to post stuff in this board?

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how many of the posts ITT shitting on Alex and Dana are Luke you think?

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alex teasing more Gravity Falls again
    https://twitter.com/OregonParksDept

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want a stan twins spinoff.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, so Alex just runs this random ass fake twitter account for a state park agency? This dude is starting to come across as a straight up frauditor.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I completely forgot about the Cipher Hunt.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/_AlexHirsch/status/1735684861472760209
    >He crawled back

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can he just go comic or indie with is original rejected ideas? He could have been western version of Gege or Isiyama if he does write on the side.

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