Nah, woke is turning Miles into a magical Black that is better than everyone and he's the one and only most unique spiderman in the multiverse
Into the Spiderverse was fine, the sequel is pozzed garbage
>woke is turning Miles into a magical Black that is better than everyone and he's the one and only most unique spiderman in the multiverse
But that isn't what happened. Did you watch the movie? I'm guessing no.
Yes, I remember him tricking the Spider-People into chasing him, but then him accidentally getting trapped in another dimension and needing the people he dismissed to come save his ass.
I know you expect black people to just be incompetent baffoons but Miles being good at some things doesn't negate his mistakes.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>needing the people he dismissed to come save his ass.
Save his ass from what? ProwlerMiles is a good natured vigilante and won't hurt a hair on Miles' head, the two of them will probably end up clowning on Miggy and the rest. Meanwhile you conveniently ignored the fact Miles: >is the sole "anomaly" whatever the frick that means and the special status it awards him (that the villain pretends is negative like the fricking Emoji Movie) even though tons of them should be anomalies (like the literal clone, the woman who wasn't even bitten, etc) >can outrun, outpunch, outsmart, and outmaneuver 10000 experienced Spider-Men chasing him just a year into his Spider-Man tenure >can solve every single situation with his invisibility and venom blast >is the only Spider-Man in the multiverse to figure out canon events are bullshit, call Miguel out, and try to save everyone, in the span of 2 minutes while everyone else had years >lectures every other Spider-Man on morals and responsibility >is the only Spider-Man in the multiverse that can save Gwen Stacy who is head over heels for him after knowing him for two days >motivated Peter to get back with MJ and have Mayday by simply existing around him and has Peter suck him off for it
He didn't even make a mistake with the go-home machine, he just didn't know it sends you to the universe of your spider and not your own universe. You have to be intentionally oblivious not to notice the race worship.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>ProwlerMiles is a good natured vigilante
You pulled this straight from your ass
>is the sole "anomaly" whatever the frick that means and the special status it awards him (that the villain pretends is negative like the fricking Emoji Movie) even though tons of them should be anomalies (like the literal clone, the woman who wasn't even bitten, etc)
Wow anon, it looks like you accidently learned the point of the movie!
>>can outrun, outpunch, outsmart, and outmaneuver 10000 experienced Spider-Men chasing him just a year into his Spider-Man tenure
They all for the most part have the same power set, and don't want to hurt each other, so what's your point with this. If it was a young Peter running away from the Spider Soceiety the same shit would happen.
>is the only Spider-Man in the multiverse to figure out canon events are bullshit
No he's not, and he's against the idea of them preventing him to even try to save his dad, not for canon events in general.
>lectures every other Spider-Man on morals and responsibility
Miguel says the same thing to Miles abour being selfish potentially dooming his universe like he himself did. The movie never presents him as being wrong for feeling this way since we saw what happened.
>is the only Spider-Man in the multiverse that can save Gwen Stacy
More shit pulled from your ass.
>motivated Peter to get back with MJ and have Mayday by simply existing around him and has Peter suck him off for it
That's an odd way to frame Peter enjoying mentoring Miles and wanting to have his own kids from the experience. I guess he should hate that Miles stepped up and that he didn't have to sacrifice himself in Kingpin's generator?
>he just didn't know it sends you to the universe of your spider and not your own universe
...yes, that's called a mistake you racist moron.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Media literacy at an all time low
4 months ago
Anonymous
No it's actually from the animation tests for Beyond, did you think he was going to be evil after they gave Prowler the career murderer a rest in power mural in the first one?
So the point of the movie is that Miles is better than everyone and he's the one and only most unique Spider-Man in the multiverse? Thanks for agreeing
They have a powerset that would tackle and subdue Miles in 0.001 seconds yet they all drop 100IQ points around him so he can beat them all, Peter doing it would be shit as well but at least justified from a meta perspective where none of them would exist without him and cribbing from his shit, meanwhile Miles is the new diversity hire who contributes nothing and gets to shit all over them anyway
Literally all of them kowtow to Miguel's shit for years and then the vast majority try to stop Miles who is correct in saying canon events make no sense, something that should be obvious to all of them from the get-go
And Miguel is presented as the "I AM SILLY" villain as confirmed by the writers/directors
Stop browsing your phone while watching movies, Gwen basically spells it out in the upside down scene and the movie implies Miles will be the first Spider-Man to save Gwen, or do you seriously think she's going to die in Beyond?
No, having Peter reject the responsibility of family and having kids until he meets Miles is an odd way to frame him who's usually a family man, which supports the claim Spider-Verse is approaching the writing from a "suck-off-Miles" perspective
It's not a mistake if you had no way of knowing, it's not your responsibility in any way, and Miles is never responsible for a mistake in these movies, unlike Peter whose story is founded on mistakes
4 months ago
Anonymous
No it's actually from the animation tests for Beyond, did you think he was going to be evil after they gave Prowler the career murderer a rest in power mural in the first one?
So the point of the movie is that Miles is better than everyone and he's the one and only most unique Spider-Man in the multiverse? Thanks for agreeing
They have a powerset that would tackle and subdue Miles in 0.001 seconds yet they all drop 100IQ points around him so he can beat them all, Peter doing it would be shit as well but at least justified from a meta perspective where none of them would exist without him and cribbing from his shit, meanwhile Miles is the new diversity hire who contributes nothing and gets to shit all over them anyway
Literally all of them kowtow to Miguel's shit for years and then the vast majority try to stop Miles who is correct in saying canon events make no sense, something that should be obvious to all of them from the get-go
And Miguel is presented as the "I AM SILLY" villain as confirmed by the writers/directors
Stop browsing your phone while watching movies, Gwen basically spells it out in the upside down scene and the movie implies Miles will be the first Spider-Man to save Gwen, or do you seriously think she's going to die in Beyond?
No, having Peter reject the responsibility of family and having kids until he meets Miles is an odd way to frame him who's usually a family man, which supports the claim Spider-Verse is approaching the writing from a "suck-off-Miles" perspective
It's not a mistake if you had no way of knowing, it's not your responsibility in any way, and Miles is never responsible for a mistake in these movies, unlike Peter whose story is founded on mistakes
>schizo starts talking about trees instead
Anon you forget to take your meds again.
You remember what the doctor said right sweaty. Here i put it in your hotpocket.
"Woke" is an annoying buzzword but it obviously means (at least how the right has repurposed it's meaning) promotion of certain (mostly progressive) ideological values for ideological sake.
"Black and brown" can be woke when it's only there to promote a certain ideology, and we know that is the case from people saying so themselves. The constant media and talks of "Diversity", "representation", the whole push for more minorities and the whole rabbit of these ideas shows that this is true, a alot of "black and brown" in the modern media exist for ideological reasons. Therefore, with a lack of a better term, it is correct to call that "woke"
Denial of this is just being willfully ignorant because you agree with those values
That doesn’t make any sense because the Baftas were a day later and Hollywood people taking plane rides for back to back award shows is like the most common thing ever. You also can’t call the Annies irrelevant when almost all of their voters with film credits are also Academy voters.
Classic example of bait Cinemaphile will be happy to eat up. Amid gonna Amid.
I either never heard of those awards or forgot them too. I don't even care about oscar shit, all awards are shit so I am not surprised that not even the creators care.
People are slowly realizing that these awards shows are entirely pointless, look at the VGA feedback, people only watched for trailer reveals and they still haven't topped some teenage kid walking in and crashing their show
Why are anons always hiding the notes these days? Is it because they would show that nobody cares? Pic related tweet only has 20 retweets so maybe barely anybody cared.
Also Bafta seems to be another fricking award so if anything the one to blame are the committees that decided to hold their awards at the same time as another award.
No one watches the Annie Awards except for terminally online art students and autistic manchildren. You know, the same ones who tweet "animation is cinema!" all the time
with over 350 replies last night.
People like you have never been able to offer one convincing argument why they spend so much time posting here if they have these sort of opinions.
>they are basically just a commercial for Disney
So is any animation award, except in the rare years where Disney does nothing but lay eggs all year.
I always forget Spiderverse isn't Disney though, since it's Marvel.
The only one I recognized was Ninja Turtles but I imagine forgot that the franchise was still going, meanwhile the voters also probably asked, "What the frick is a Nimona and a Suzume?"
Spider-Man into the Shitverse is chasing too high, pretending they're real Hollywood films on the same level as Oppenheimer, even though in reality people see the movie as nothing more than a glorified children's cartoon. They've must felt secondhand embarrassment to lose the only nomination that the show got in the BAFTA award. Basically designating the Spiderverse nomination as some sort of fodder to make the new Hayao Miyazaki movie look good.
Meanwhile, people who work on an actual good show like Arcane remain humble and let the merit of the show's success and praise from Hollywood critics speak for themselves. Because of this, Arcane becomes the first streaming series to win an Emmy. Spiderverse wants to be taken seriously only to be treated like an unwanted spoilt child who thinks that they're so important when in reality they are not, while Arcane is being praised by Hollywood film directors while doing the absolute bare minimum and letting people do the praising for them. Spiderverse wishes they were sitting on the same throne as Arcane.
>even though in reality people see the movie as nothing more than a glorified children's cartoon
My normie coworker was talking to me about it because he took his kid to see it. He said the plot was convoluted and wondered why Peter and Aunt May weren’t the focus.
I honestly hate all of the shit you mentioned. Arcane was boring as shit, Miyazaki is overhyped as hell and Nolan didn't make a single good movie after Memento.
Arcane baffled me the most because I was 100% sure it would be the exact type of thing I would be into. But I thought that it was a series about the insecure little sister manning up after losing her older sister and becoming a brutal badass. Instead if felt like a generic chidren adventure and the little sister remains a wimp and feMC is mostly her loving family while the side characters are all lame safe for the big dude.
I want you to read your post out loud, but this time, wear clown makeup while this song plays in the background on repeat. Go to the nearest circus, I heard they're hiring Bozos.
Jesus Christ this thread is a perfect example why this board sucks so hard. Cinemaphile being rage-baited endlessly and complaining about the woke boogeyman.
It's fricking embarrassing how this is all Cinemaphile is every single day. The only good threads are coomer threads, at least those threads are about ENJOYING something.
>bend over for wokeshits
>get ignored
maybe they'll learn their lesson next time
So woke is just anything black and brown now, right.
It's anything you conveniently don't like. No need to explain why, just call it woke.
Nah, woke is turning Miles into a magical Black that is better than everyone and he's the one and only most unique spiderman in the multiverse
Into the Spiderverse was fine, the sequel is pozzed garbage
you have a weird way of spelling "yes"
You have a unique way of spelling "I suck wiener on the daily"
>woke is turning Miles into a magical Black that is better than everyone and he's the one and only most unique spiderman in the multiverse
But that isn't what happened. Did you watch the movie? I'm guessing no.
But that is exactly what happened, did you watch the movie?
Yes, I remember him tricking the Spider-People into chasing him, but then him accidentally getting trapped in another dimension and needing the people he dismissed to come save his ass.
I know you expect black people to just be incompetent baffoons but Miles being good at some things doesn't negate his mistakes.
>needing the people he dismissed to come save his ass.
Save his ass from what? ProwlerMiles is a good natured vigilante and won't hurt a hair on Miles' head, the two of them will probably end up clowning on Miggy and the rest. Meanwhile you conveniently ignored the fact Miles:
>is the sole "anomaly" whatever the frick that means and the special status it awards him (that the villain pretends is negative like the fricking Emoji Movie) even though tons of them should be anomalies (like the literal clone, the woman who wasn't even bitten, etc)
>can outrun, outpunch, outsmart, and outmaneuver 10000 experienced Spider-Men chasing him just a year into his Spider-Man tenure
>can solve every single situation with his invisibility and venom blast
>is the only Spider-Man in the multiverse to figure out canon events are bullshit, call Miguel out, and try to save everyone, in the span of 2 minutes while everyone else had years
>lectures every other Spider-Man on morals and responsibility
>is the only Spider-Man in the multiverse that can save Gwen Stacy who is head over heels for him after knowing him for two days
>motivated Peter to get back with MJ and have Mayday by simply existing around him and has Peter suck him off for it
He didn't even make a mistake with the go-home machine, he just didn't know it sends you to the universe of your spider and not your own universe. You have to be intentionally oblivious not to notice the race worship.
>ProwlerMiles is a good natured vigilante
You pulled this straight from your ass
>is the sole "anomaly" whatever the frick that means and the special status it awards him (that the villain pretends is negative like the fricking Emoji Movie) even though tons of them should be anomalies (like the literal clone, the woman who wasn't even bitten, etc)
Wow anon, it looks like you accidently learned the point of the movie!
>>can outrun, outpunch, outsmart, and outmaneuver 10000 experienced Spider-Men chasing him just a year into his Spider-Man tenure
They all for the most part have the same power set, and don't want to hurt each other, so what's your point with this. If it was a young Peter running away from the Spider Soceiety the same shit would happen.
>is the only Spider-Man in the multiverse to figure out canon events are bullshit
No he's not, and he's against the idea of them preventing him to even try to save his dad, not for canon events in general.
>lectures every other Spider-Man on morals and responsibility
Miguel says the same thing to Miles abour being selfish potentially dooming his universe like he himself did. The movie never presents him as being wrong for feeling this way since we saw what happened.
>is the only Spider-Man in the multiverse that can save Gwen Stacy
More shit pulled from your ass.
>motivated Peter to get back with MJ and have Mayday by simply existing around him and has Peter suck him off for it
That's an odd way to frame Peter enjoying mentoring Miles and wanting to have his own kids from the experience. I guess he should hate that Miles stepped up and that he didn't have to sacrifice himself in Kingpin's generator?
>he just didn't know it sends you to the universe of your spider and not your own universe
...yes, that's called a mistake you racist moron.
Media literacy at an all time low
No it's actually from the animation tests for Beyond, did you think he was going to be evil after they gave Prowler the career murderer a rest in power mural in the first one?
So the point of the movie is that Miles is better than everyone and he's the one and only most unique Spider-Man in the multiverse? Thanks for agreeing
They have a powerset that would tackle and subdue Miles in 0.001 seconds yet they all drop 100IQ points around him so he can beat them all, Peter doing it would be shit as well but at least justified from a meta perspective where none of them would exist without him and cribbing from his shit, meanwhile Miles is the new diversity hire who contributes nothing and gets to shit all over them anyway
Literally all of them kowtow to Miguel's shit for years and then the vast majority try to stop Miles who is correct in saying canon events make no sense, something that should be obvious to all of them from the get-go
And Miguel is presented as the "I AM SILLY" villain as confirmed by the writers/directors
Stop browsing your phone while watching movies, Gwen basically spells it out in the upside down scene and the movie implies Miles will be the first Spider-Man to save Gwen, or do you seriously think she's going to die in Beyond?
No, having Peter reject the responsibility of family and having kids until he meets Miles is an odd way to frame him who's usually a family man, which supports the claim Spider-Verse is approaching the writing from a "suck-off-Miles" perspective
It's not a mistake if you had no way of knowing, it's not your responsibility in any way, and Miles is never responsible for a mistake in these movies, unlike Peter whose story is founded on mistakes
>deleted scene
>durr i can just turn invisible and and haveeletric powers
>and make swords and shit
moron that didnt read the comics
The comics didn't win an annie award
The annie awards are also irrelevant as pointed out. Sorry chudcel
You are so dumb
>no counterpoint
You proved him right
>straight to insults
Post your iq score then.
>a magical Black
It's cute you heard this term and wanted to use it, but that's not what it means.
>Disingenuous wienersuckers seething that people call them out on their bullshit
prove him wrong
You wont because youre a cowardly maggot
>thinks random post on Cinemaphile is "one of them"
They're in the trees, anon! They're in the trees!
>schizo starts talking about trees instead
Anon you forget to take your meds again.
You remember what the doctor said right sweaty. Here i put it in your hotpocket.
Black, brown, female, LGBTQIA+, or any other marginalized social talking point group. Unironically. Maybe try pandering to the majority.
"Woke" is an annoying buzzword but it obviously means (at least how the right has repurposed it's meaning) promotion of certain (mostly progressive) ideological values for ideological sake.
"Black and brown" can be woke when it's only there to promote a certain ideology, and we know that is the case from people saying so themselves. The constant media and talks of "Diversity", "representation", the whole push for more minorities and the whole rabbit of these ideas shows that this is true, a alot of "black and brown" in the modern media exist for ideological reasons. Therefore, with a lack of a better term, it is correct to call that "woke"
Denial of this is just being willfully ignorant because you agree with those values
BAFTA is also woke
Animation became irrelevant because of individuals like Cartoonbrew glorifying toddler shows instead of independent animation or mature animation.
That doesn’t make any sense because the Baftas were a day later and Hollywood people taking plane rides for back to back award shows is like the most common thing ever. You also can’t call the Annies irrelevant when almost all of their voters with film credits are also Academy voters.
Classic example of bait Cinemaphile will be happy to eat up. Amid gonna Amid.
I either never heard of those awards or forgot them too. I don't even care about oscar shit, all awards are shit so I am not surprised that not even the creators care.
People are slowly realizing that these awards shows are entirely pointless, look at the VGA feedback, people only watched for trailer reveals and they still haven't topped some teenage kid walking in and crashing their show
Why are anons always hiding the notes these days? Is it because they would show that nobody cares? Pic related tweet only has 20 retweets so maybe barely anybody cared.
Also Bafta seems to be another fricking award so if anything the one to blame are the committees that decided to hold their awards at the same time as another award.
No one watches the Annie Awards except for terminally online art students and autistic manchildren. You know, the same ones who tweet "animation is cinema!" all the time
See
with over 350 replies last night.
People like you have never been able to offer one convincing argument why they spend so much time posting here if they have these sort of opinions.
In his defense I have not issue with most shit anons call woke but I was so busy with porn for an anime robot that I forgot about this as well.
they didn't want to be in a room with a bunch of stinky tumblr freaks
This Annie Award winning cartoon is (was?) practically lost media and forgotten, that's how worthless the award is.
You can say the same about some Oscar-winning movies
The Annies are fricking boring because they are basically just a commercial for Disney and in more recent years Spider-verse.
>they are basically just a commercial for Disney
So is any animation award, except in the rare years where Disney does nothing but lay eggs all year.
I always forget Spiderverse isn't Disney though, since it's Marvel.
Lol, who was it running up against?
The only one I recognized was Ninja Turtles but I imagine forgot that the franchise was still going, meanwhile the voters also probably asked, "What the frick is a Nimona and a Suzume?"
Spider-Man into the Shitverse is chasing too high, pretending they're real Hollywood films on the same level as Oppenheimer, even though in reality people see the movie as nothing more than a glorified children's cartoon. They've must felt secondhand embarrassment to lose the only nomination that the show got in the BAFTA award. Basically designating the Spiderverse nomination as some sort of fodder to make the new Hayao Miyazaki movie look good.
Meanwhile, people who work on an actual good show like Arcane remain humble and let the merit of the show's success and praise from Hollywood critics speak for themselves. Because of this, Arcane becomes the first streaming series to win an Emmy. Spiderverse wants to be taken seriously only to be treated like an unwanted spoilt child who thinks that they're so important when in reality they are not, while Arcane is being praised by Hollywood film directors while doing the absolute bare minimum and letting people do the praising for them. Spiderverse wishes they were sitting on the same throne as Arcane.
>even though in reality people see the movie as nothing more than a glorified children's cartoon
My normie coworker was talking to me about it because he took his kid to see it. He said the plot was convoluted and wondered why Peter and Aunt May weren’t the focus.
that's less about the plot being convoluted and more about the film's terrible writing.
I honestly hate all of the shit you mentioned. Arcane was boring as shit, Miyazaki is overhyped as hell and Nolan didn't make a single good movie after Memento.
Arcane baffled me the most because I was 100% sure it would be the exact type of thing I would be into. But I thought that it was a series about the insecure little sister manning up after losing her older sister and becoming a brutal badass. Instead if felt like a generic chidren adventure and the little sister remains a wimp and feMC is mostly her loving family while the side characters are all lame safe for the big dude.
I want you to read your post out loud, but this time, wear clown makeup while this song plays in the background on repeat. Go to the nearest circus, I heard they're hiring Bozos.
I got a better one.
Jesus Christ this thread is a perfect example why this board sucks so hard. Cinemaphile being rage-baited endlessly and complaining about the woke boogeyman.
It's fricking embarrassing how this is all Cinemaphile is every single day. The only good threads are coomer threads, at least those threads are about ENJOYING something.
We allowed Twitter threads
Amid is at least relevant to the board unlike a majority of twitter users
what the frick are the annies
how many pointless award shows do we fricking need
They've been going on for 51 years now.