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What went wrong?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cosmic didn't need another season
    Unicorn didn't deserve to last past episode 3

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else feel like Unicorns episodes were just too long? So much dead air that didn't need to be there

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too long
      not at all. stuff like Primal showed how even dialogue-free stuff like a dinosaur and caveman running from a zombie longneck can completely hook you for 20 minutes

      UWE just had really, really bad pacing and a frankly incompetent plot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pacing was just that bad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pacing is fricking bizarre. It has a lot of quiet moments which are fine, but then it will cram what should be a full episodes worth of plot into a few minutes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Genndy storyboards all the scenes by hand in a notebook which is honestly a schizo way of doing things in 2023, I can see how that would result in wack pacing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And then there's also minute(s) long comedy bits that don't really add anything and aren't THAT funny to be worthwhile on their own

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No the problem with Unicorn is it couldn't tell a coherent story. The damn thing spent minutes of animation for atmosphere but couldn't bother using any of its run time for basic exposition. Doesn't help that none of it's good plot elements even get any worthwhile focus.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of the shots are just big ol' Popeye eyes and straining on actionless scenes. Primal at least made sense with the shots since they convey what is happening in the world

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >both great shows
    What went wrong? You

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    After how Samurai Jack ended and the way Primal handled Spear, I did not bother to check this out. Knowing Gennedy, I'm betting it had a shit ending.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough episodes of Edred being sad and Emmalinda (me) comforting him while he whimpers and sobs into her (my) shoulder like the pathetic little elf he really is.

    Also June and Otto just dying and the Evil doing frick all while Unicorn spends all their time and energy and most of the season fixing problems they themselves created.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bump

      I know literally nothing about this show but the blue elf reminds me of Dante from Devil May Cry and I think that's Pretty Cool.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know literally nothing about Devil May Cry but I can tell you he couldn't be more different from Dante lol

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Craig can’t into episodic
    Genndy got up his own ass

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scene where Melinda sees dozens of muscular naked warriors and blushes bashfully when looking at all their wieners
    Based Genndy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets an eyeful of her naked fiance a few episodes later
      Scandalous!

      kid cosmic is easily the weakest from Craig. feels like he was on autopilot
      I fricking adore Unicorn

      >Turns into a cosmic canine-thing and not a unicorn
      I sincerely don't get the rationale here

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both shows were garbage. Bad artwork, bad storylines, bad voice actors and so on.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd the elf guy even need to put his soul into the robot if his people live forever anyway.
    Couldn't he just hang out, train and look for more superpowered recruits during downtime or something

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a good point. There are so many things that make zero sense from Unicorn Warriars Eternal. Its dissapointing because the concept of the show isn't bad and the animation is great, but my god is the story and worldbuilding a total mess.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kid Cosmic was not incredible, but it was fine, like 6.5/10. Unicorn is proof that Genndy put all of his stats into art and should never be allowed to write a story again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Genndy put all of his stats into art

      And the characters look terrible. His art style is ugly for action and drama. It works for silly comedies like Dexter's Lab, but don't expect people to get emotionally invested into such off putting characters even Samurai Jack suffered from this as much as fanatics don't want to admit it. Just because a sack of trash like Adventure Time managed to become a success with the stupidest looking character designs ever doesn't mean that's the standard.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually quite like Samurai Jack's character designs, but in Unicorn's case I agree. The poorly written plot is still the main reason why I'm not invested, but it becomes extra hard to take emotional scenes seriously when the characters are looking like this all the time

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unicorn Warriors Eternal felt like it was just building towards that last episode, with all the timelines/chronologies totally mixed up. That seems like the real setting of the show going forward.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kid cosmic is easily the weakest from Craig. feels like he was on autopilot
    I fricking adore Unicorn

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He needs a wrangler to keep his show in check

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genndy can’t write. He’s a good visual and idea guy but needs to delegate the writing.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kid would have worked better with a villain of the week with the villain being a different kind of 70s inspired science fiction
    Unicorn attack felt like we were dropped in season three of a show we never watchec

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    KC either needed to be expanded out to like 20 30 minute long episodes per season or it needed to be cut down to three one and a half hour long movies.
    UWE suffered from Genndy sitting on the idea for to long and in the process warping it into mush to keep ahead of trends, alongside stubborn pride over how nobody takes classic cartoon designs seriously.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough fox lady

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amen to that

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he can't tell stories for shit

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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