Mike's messy divorce for one thing.
Then Jay still can't find a partner, and wishes he just slept that girl that was really into him in that one BoTW video.
But most of all, Rich was caught with a lot of cheese pizza in his possession.
general malaise and resting on their guaranteed 20k a month. Mike talking about how he wasted a year on a disney+ or paramount+ subscription without watching anything makes me cringe. So you're telling your audience youre deliberately wasting their patreon dollars? Frick off lmao
>Mike talking about how he wasted a year on a disney+ or paramount+ subscription without watching anything
That's very relatable actually. I cancelled my subscriptions after a year or two of not using them. I know other people who have as well.
They had been on a downward spiral since the George Foreskin Grill then they cratered during lockdown and have not recovered. Luckily their simps will continue to funnel money to them in hopes Jay will reply to a tweet some day.
Get it? The joke is that RLM has been on YouTube for just over 13 years and they've had zero controversy. They haven't had any falling outs, they haven't lost any members, and they haven't resorted to shilling ads and sponsors, which is what almost every single YouTube channel is now. They don't start their videos with sponsors, they don't have ad/sponsor breaks throughout their videos, they don't pause their video review so they can shill their own products like space cop, they don't talk politics in any form, not on their social media, not in their videos, they just stay away from it all. You can be a BLM gay troony with pink hair and your weiner cut off or you could be a bitter angry incel chud virgin who hates everything except white people and you could both still both sit down and be entertained by RLM talking about star wars. That's the one of a kind charm these guys have. They have a classy YouTube channel, they have dignity, they know their worth, and they stand out among the rest. So when people make threads like this, remember, the joke is that RLM are saints.
Unironically Space Cop.
It's one thing to land a joke from time to time while watching bad videos. But making a comedy film truly puts you to the test. And they failed it like real hacks they are. It was a pathetic reveal of their capabilities.
They were always hacks who got lucky and have been riding the wave since. They're obviously fed up with mainstream cinema/tv but are forced to keep making videos on as they have no actual film knowledge/skills as Space Cop demonstrated so they're forced to keep doing WOTW, HITB and Re-view vids until they die or people stop caring, whichever comes first.
They always criticize Disney products but will always reassure the audience it was "worth watching"
They know RLM fans are cynical and blindly praising a Disney product wouldn't work, but acting like it's worth watching despite being heavily flawed makes them still seem critical while shilling. Rich said "Why would Disney pay us to say their show is just okay?" because Disney knows your fans wouldn't believe you if you said it was outright good.
They never advise against seeing a Disney movie. They might talk all kinds of shit about it, but they'll never say >Don't bother seeing it. Don't pay for it. It's a waste of your time.
Oh they have. It sounds like you homosexuals attribute any praise of a movie as "NONONO THEY LIKED IT", when in reality the whole point of a review is to find the positives and the negatives of a film. Most of the time their criticisms outweigh any of their compliments
2 years ago
Anonymous
Which Disney movie did they advise against watching?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Already listed a bunch. Pay attention
2 years ago
Anonymous
You haven't. They have never told people to not watch a Disney movie.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They certainly did with Rogue One and Rise of Skywalker, I know it's hard for you to believe
>The Last Jedi, Rise of Skywalker, Rogue One, Solo, Kenobi, most marvelshit
Timestamps?
From what I remember they were pretty positive, if not ambiguous about those shows/movies.
>Timestamps? >From what I remember they were pretty positive, if not ambiguous about those shows/movies.
They shat all over TLJ and the Rise of Skywalker, it's hard to miss.
Their Rogue One review started off by making fun of nostalgiagays (which Rogue One appealed to for two hours), they had the same criticism of Solo.
They only liked the cheapness of Kenobi.
They always criticize Disney products but will always reassure the audience it was "worth watching"
They know RLM fans are cynical and blindly praising a Disney product wouldn't work, but acting like it's worth watching despite being heavily flawed makes them still seem critical while shilling. Rich said "Why would Disney pay us to say their show is just okay?" because Disney knows your fans wouldn't believe you if you said it was outright good.
>Rich said "Why would Disney pay us to say their show is just okay?" because Disney knows your fans wouldn't believe you if you said it was outright good.
Also because Disney knows a lot of people will pay to watch it to enjoy hating it. They're pandering to people who want movies to argue about online.
Also, compare the criticism of Obi Wan by RLM to the criticism of Obi Wan by other reviewers like Cosmonaut, Moist Critical, or Full Fat. They give actually pretty critical reviews of how the show really doesn't work outside of a few moments, even going as far as saying Star Wars is dead to them now.
These are 25 year old men who are being more critical of this show than 40 year old men who pretend to know their shit.
>they're not making much money at all, only enough to live a comfortable upper-middle class lifestyle like somebody who went to law school
Are you merely pretending to be this disconnected from common reality?
I used to think this board was being overdramatic but yeah these Obi Wan videos are embarrassing. They sound like teenagers waxing manchild, almost turned off the video when Mike started rambling about le badass ways to use lightsabers.
>Mike has grown more and more rested and is suffering from dementia. >Rich was always an idiot. He was only funny being the punching back and saying controversial shit on BOTW. >Jay is the most intelligent of the group (that isn’t saying much). He actually recognizes shit occasionally but has no spine and doesn’t want to upset his friend’s shit taste (him backing down on Jurassic World and Kenobi because Mike loved both of them)
Mike let the popularity go to his head and became an intensely arrogant parody of himself.
Every HITB is Mike spewing a verbal diarrhea of very basic observations which he seems to think he is very clever for having observed, repeatedly insisting he is right about a fact he is totally wrong about, and 'Star Trek did it first' when it's a super generic trope in loads of other stuff.
I only watch it for Jay now and the others just talk over him all the time with their moronism
Mike tries too hard to “fix” movies. To the point that his “corrections” and ideas are often worse than the movies themselves! >Aquaman needed more Taco jokes!!! >Solo needed to be a wacky comedy!!! >Fallen Kingdom needed to be more of a rehash of The Lost World!!! Mansion bad!!! >JJ Abrams should direct Star Wars!!!
I don't agree Jay's take all the time, but I respect that he seems to not give a frick about what anyone thinks and just wants to give his genuine opinions on movies
lmao. he gets bullied by mike into hiding his actual opinions all the time. he clearly hated obi wan in the first part of their “review” and cucked out when the other two disagreed
well didn't watch the whole thing honestly
I go by what I generally remember of his opinions, but it's possible he eventually cucked out
not that I was a big fan anyway
I thought they wanted to make movies? Isn't that why Mike created the company and rents the studio? Don't they want to get into the industry any more? Are they just always going to review movies and tv shows on their youtube channel until they retire?
Pretty much.
Which is funny. Mike criticized Lucas for being lazy and not making movies when he retired. Yet Mike is too lazy to try and make new movies now that he is forty. He doesn’t care anymore.
Not only too lazy to make movies, but too lazy to make comedy skits like RLM used to consistently do. Or to do a semi-amusing storyline for Half in the Bag. Or, even, to just watch a fricking Batman movie and give his moronic braindead non-review of it. Maybe it's not laziness, maybe it's some kind of lethargic dementia.
Ok, i've haven't asked anyone else this.
I wonder, am I the only one that separates so-bad-it's-good movies that still looks nice and the ones that don't?
Like the old ones where shot on film, and I think no matter your opinion on that, it's easier to make film look ok, while you need way more skill to do so with digital. The ones from the 80s wouldn't have that skill either, but it didn't matter because of film.
something like clash in the college or diamond fricking fox/cobra , looks like the piece of shit it is. while for instance early Neill Breen looks like a movie, which makes it more interesting.
when they bring these newer ones up it just feels like they're dug something up from the trash to talk it down. And I'm just like "is it the same to them"?
I don't mind watching Rich and Jay do reView stuff. Anything with Mike is just tedious. He has awful taste, no real insight into anything and is just loud. Rich is somewhat the same, but at least he is excited about stuff when he talks. Jay has the most knowledge but fails to stick to his opinions because (I guess) Mike wears the pants at RLM and its his thing.
movies suck now, they have nothing to discuss
Remember when Mike said "my nigs" in a Plinkett review?
Hasn’t he removed that vid from YouTube?
nope
?t=387
oh no
What's wrong, my nig?
Lol it's unlisted
Fell off
Mike's messy divorce for one thing.
Then Jay still can't find a partner, and wishes he just slept that girl that was really into him in that one BoTW video.
But most of all, Rich was caught with a lot of cheese pizza in his possession.
>things that never happened
I mean except for Rich's cheese pizza collection
Except it's literal
general malaise and resting on their guaranteed 20k a month. Mike talking about how he wasted a year on a disney+ or paramount+ subscription without watching anything makes me cringe. So you're telling your audience youre deliberately wasting their patreon dollars? Frick off lmao
>Mike talking about how he wasted a year on a disney+ or paramount+ subscription without watching anything
That's very relatable actually. I cancelled my subscriptions after a year or two of not using them. I know other people who have as well.
Rich
I can’t believe I miss aidsmoby
I think they don't like doing Youtube anymore
The incident destroyed the threads on Cinemaphile, it's been nine years.
nothing. they make turd wars homosexuals seethe.
nothing
they're alright
Best of the Worst made them popular among the "friend-simulator" crowd, which meant they don't have to put any effort on their videos anymore
BoTW movies were all more entertaining than any of the modern crap they review.
Movies suck and Best of the Worst peaked
They had been on a downward spiral since the George Foreskin Grill then they cratered during lockdown and have not recovered. Luckily their simps will continue to funnel money to them in hopes Jay will reply to a tweet some day.
The silence is deafening
They are no longer relevant.
Get it? The joke is that RLM has been on YouTube for just over 13 years and they've had zero controversy. They haven't had any falling outs, they haven't lost any members, and they haven't resorted to shilling ads and sponsors, which is what almost every single YouTube channel is now. They don't start their videos with sponsors, they don't have ad/sponsor breaks throughout their videos, they don't pause their video review so they can shill their own products like space cop, they don't talk politics in any form, not on their social media, not in their videos, they just stay away from it all. You can be a BLM gay troony with pink hair and your weiner cut off or you could be a bitter angry incel chud virgin who hates everything except white people and you could both still both sit down and be entertained by RLM talking about star wars. That's the one of a kind charm these guys have. They have a classy YouTube channel, they have dignity, they know their worth, and they stand out among the rest. So when people make threads like this, remember, the joke is that RLM are saints.
>The joke is that RLM has been on YouTube for just over 13 years and they've had zero controversy
How do they do it?
Nothing really. They are still going pretty strong and are miles above other youtubers.
Unironically Space Cop.
It's one thing to land a joke from time to time while watching bad videos. But making a comedy film truly puts you to the test. And they failed it like real hacks they are. It was a pathetic reveal of their capabilities.
>rich got married
>jay list weight
>mike found voice acting success in hollywood
>jack sober and got a job at escapist
>josh got shaq meat
Nothing. All is good.
>jack
>josh
Who?
>jack
>god of onions. Would regularly drink mike and jay under the table. Made a vidya review show with rich. Now cohosts a show with Yahtzee
>josh
>wizard who just shows up. Regularly and consistently funny. Keeper of the ancient texts
hi Beardfat
>Now cohosts a show with Yahtzee
>They got their shit together
>Cinemaphile hates them now
lol
The anti-prequel shilling has aged badly since boomers started dying off.
The Obi Wan review. I’ve never seen people disagree with a review, so strongly before.
>calls a 12 year old “smoking hot” in one of the earlier HITB videos
>says “natalie portman was hot in leon” in his titanic review
is mike....?
Based? Yes he is
>the olsen twins joke in one of the plinkett reviews
Mike is a creep
He also says “little girl” a lot when referring to children, which as someone “in the know” can tell you, this is also a sign.
what do you mean by that?
They were always hacks who got lucky and have been riding the wave since. They're obviously fed up with mainstream cinema/tv but are forced to keep making videos on as they have no actual film knowledge/skills as Space Cop demonstrated so they're forced to keep doing WOTW, HITB and Re-view vids until they die or people stop caring, whichever comes first.
Have they ever shat on a disney product?
No.
The Last Jedi, Rise of Skywalker, Rogue One, Solo, Kenobi, most marvelshit
>wow this wasn't very good but also you should go see it
so no, not really
They've never said anything like that with the things I've listed. Even Kenobi they thought was mediocre but still better than the Prequels
see
They never advise against seeing a Disney movie. They might talk all kinds of shit about it, but they'll never say
>Don't bother seeing it. Don't pay for it. It's a waste of your time.
Oh they have. It sounds like you homosexuals attribute any praise of a movie as "NONONO THEY LIKED IT", when in reality the whole point of a review is to find the positives and the negatives of a film. Most of the time their criticisms outweigh any of their compliments
Which Disney movie did they advise against watching?
Already listed a bunch. Pay attention
You haven't. They have never told people to not watch a Disney movie.
They certainly did with Rogue One and Rise of Skywalker, I know it's hard for you to believe
Why lie?
No lies here anon, just zoomers like you who have the memory of a goldfish.
YWNBAW
Didn't plan on becoming one, troony lover
YWNBAW
Repeating the mantra doesn't make it become true buddy
Why not?
>no you
How embarrassing.
>The Last Jedi, Rise of Skywalker, Rogue One, Solo, Kenobi, most marvelshit
Timestamps?
From what I remember they were pretty positive, if not ambiguous about those shows/movies.
>Kenobi
?t=83
>Timestamps?
>From what I remember they were pretty positive, if not ambiguous about those shows/movies.
They shat all over TLJ and the Rise of Skywalker, it's hard to miss.
Their Rogue One review started off by making fun of nostalgiagays (which Rogue One appealed to for two hours), they had the same criticism of Solo.
They only liked the cheapness of Kenobi.
They literally shilled all those movies.
Not at all, rewatch the reviews because they say most of them aren't great. Even with Kenobi they thought it was a 5/10 at best.
Mike and Rich both say how much they love the show. It is Jay who hates the show but has to be polite to his two dumb friends.
They liked the cheapness of it, they made it clear that it wasn't anything to write home about and it wasn't great compared to the Mandalorian.
They always criticize Disney products but will always reassure the audience it was "worth watching"
They know RLM fans are cynical and blindly praising a Disney product wouldn't work, but acting like it's worth watching despite being heavily flawed makes them still seem critical while shilling. Rich said "Why would Disney pay us to say their show is just okay?" because Disney knows your fans wouldn't believe you if you said it was outright good.
>Rich said "Why would Disney pay us to say their show is just okay?" because Disney knows your fans wouldn't believe you if you said it was outright good.
Also because Disney knows a lot of people will pay to watch it to enjoy hating it. They're pandering to people who want movies to argue about online.
Also, compare the criticism of Obi Wan by RLM to the criticism of Obi Wan by other reviewers like Cosmonaut, Moist Critical, or Full Fat. They give actually pretty critical reviews of how the show really doesn't work outside of a few moments, even going as far as saying Star Wars is dead to them now.
These are 25 year old men who are being more critical of this show than 40 year old men who pretend to know their shit.
>men
Mike is legit a moron at this point. I’m shocked he doesn’t have to wear a helmet.
>first video starts with a guy drinking and doing a heavy sigh before talking
Frick him
Cosmonaut is pretty based aside from his Loki review, that shit sucked.
except that he thinks beloved character means good person
When did he say that? Genuinely don't remember
Why are these the first images that come up when you type in Mike's name in google
You left out the best one
Holy fricking shit that killed me, based google, i bet Mike loves that
Nothing. Their criticisms of the prequels still hold up despite what zoomers might try and argue.
Mike’s brain rotted from years of alcohol consumption and early Alzheimer’s
Prequels broke their brains that they eat up shit like Force Awakens and Kenobi.
Patreon.
Getting so much money from paypiggies means they don’t have to try to make good content or put out content in a timely manner.
>at least one video every week for 10+ years
>don’t put content in timely manner
you what Black person?
Laziness.
They don’t have to put effort into anything since their Patreon makes them 40K per month.
split between (three?) people that’s not actually much money. I make more and I only graduated 3 years ago.
You're legitimately moronic
Why? It’s like 13 grand a month each. That’s 156k a year. I make 160 in a law firm
>they're not making much money at all, only enough to live a comfortable upper-middle class lifestyle like somebody who went to law school
Are you merely pretending to be this disconnected from common reality?
They aren’t “rich” is what I meant
I graduated from yale
"that’s not actually much money" is what you said.
Affirmative action is a powerful tool
It doesn't surprise me that mental morons can get employed even in law firms nowadays
How the FRICK are you making that 2 years after graduating? israeli parents?
>there are anons on here making more in one year than you will in 5
i hate my life i hate my life i hate my life
He's just pulling your leg, Anon. Don't worry.
I made 30 thousand gay ass australian dollars in the last year, don't worry man, we all hate our lives
>That's a fairly average amount of money for three persons I'd say?
For 1 video a week?
That's a lot of money for working like 5 days per month
I used to think this board was being overdramatic but yeah these Obi Wan videos are embarrassing. They sound like teenagers waxing manchild, almost turned off the video when Mike started rambling about le badass ways to use lightsabers.
>nothing but nutrek and nuwars
I get it, those series' are where they made their base, but they're still fricking boring and I don't care about them
>Mike has grown more and more rested and is suffering from dementia.
>Rich was always an idiot. He was only funny being the punching back and saying controversial shit on BOTW.
>Jay is the most intelligent of the group (that isn’t saying much). He actually recognizes shit occasionally but has no spine and doesn’t want to upset his friend’s shit taste (him backing down on Jurassic World and Kenobi because Mike loved both of them)
Rich became flanderized and hasn't had an authentic laugh in years.
So did Rich write those plinkett prequel videos?
Sounds like it more and more each day. It makes me wonder how Mike even puts on pants every day with how stupid he is.
Jay needs to get away and start his own review channel.
Mike needs to be put into a retirement home.
Rich should go back to school and get a law degree.
Red Letter Media was never good.
They were always hackfrauds with bad taste and ideas.
They ruined Star Wars.
Mike let the popularity go to his head and became an intensely arrogant parody of himself.
Every HITB is Mike spewing a verbal diarrhea of very basic observations which he seems to think he is very clever for having observed, repeatedly insisting he is right about a fact he is totally wrong about, and 'Star Trek did it first' when it's a super generic trope in loads of other stuff.
I only watch it for Jay now and the others just talk over him all the time with their moronism
Mike tries too hard to “fix” movies. To the point that his “corrections” and ideas are often worse than the movies themselves!
>Aquaman needed more Taco jokes!!!
>Solo needed to be a wacky comedy!!!
>Fallen Kingdom needed to be more of a rehash of The Lost World!!! Mansion bad!!!
>JJ Abrams should direct Star Wars!!!
I don't agree Jay's take all the time, but I respect that he seems to not give a frick about what anyone thinks and just wants to give his genuine opinions on movies
lmao. he gets bullied by mike into hiding his actual opinions all the time. he clearly hated obi wan in the first part of their “review” and cucked out when the other two disagreed
well didn't watch the whole thing honestly
I go by what I generally remember of his opinions, but it's possible he eventually cucked out
not that I was a big fan anyway
They’ve become more boring and soulless over time, but so did the world and entertainment in general after 2015.
Mike fell in love with people using them as reaction images
wait until you find out some women are making millions just taking bikini mirror selfies
I thought they wanted to make movies? Isn't that why Mike created the company and rents the studio? Don't they want to get into the industry any more? Are they just always going to review movies and tv shows on their youtube channel until they retire?
Pretty much.
Which is funny. Mike criticized Lucas for being lazy and not making movies when he retired. Yet Mike is too lazy to try and make new movies now that he is forty. He doesn’t care anymore.
It's like poetry. It rhymes
Not only too lazy to make movies, but too lazy to make comedy skits like RLM used to consistently do. Or to do a semi-amusing storyline for Half in the Bag. Or, even, to just watch a fricking Batman movie and give his moronic braindead non-review of it. Maybe it's not laziness, maybe it's some kind of lethargic dementia.
Ok, i've haven't asked anyone else this.
I wonder, am I the only one that separates so-bad-it's-good movies that still looks nice and the ones that don't?
Like the old ones where shot on film, and I think no matter your opinion on that, it's easier to make film look ok, while you need way more skill to do so with digital. The ones from the 80s wouldn't have that skill either, but it didn't matter because of film.
something like clash in the college or diamond fricking fox/cobra , looks like the piece of shit it is. while for instance early Neill Breen looks like a movie, which makes it more interesting.
when they bring these newer ones up it just feels like they're dug something up from the trash to talk it down. And I'm just like "is it the same to them"?
I miss when the Half in the Bag skits had ongoing stories like when they were stuck underwater or on a mountain.
everytime, since the original prequels reviews, they opened their mouth about star wars, only BS came out
I don't mind watching Rich and Jay do reView stuff. Anything with Mike is just tedious. He has awful taste, no real insight into anything and is just loud. Rich is somewhat the same, but at least he is excited about stuff when he talks. Jay has the most knowledge but fails to stick to his opinions because (I guess) Mike wears the pants at RLM and its his thing.
This. Jay and Rich talking about Carpenter films was fun.
Mike just brings down the room.
mike is a gay pedophile
/thread
The sequels.
They embarrassed themself by not recognizing Force Awakens plagiarism.
People also started to like the prequels more after seeing the shit Disney came up with.
Then they tried to overcompensate by acting like Rogue One was worse than the Holocaust.
The silence is deafening
>What went wrong?
A combination of:
- Suggesting JJ Abrams should direct/produce Star Wars
- Liking Disney Star Wars
They have gotten way too old to be doing what they do as did their original fan base who moved on to the EFAP/Friday Night Tights side.