soulless retconning. All the post-2015 Star Wars movies should have been set in the Old Republic era, visually stunning movies on par with Avatar. Instead they took the easy route of fanservice to fat manbabies in their 40s
Giving it back to JJ Abrams. The Last Jedi was legitimately the only good new Star Wars Movie but because Kathleen Kennedy has no spine she chickened out and handed the franchise back to a cuck.
>leia alive luke dead >Palpatine alive just because >Muh granddaughter because we dont know how else to explain the characters strenght >Black folk homosexuals and other shit
But the true full moron shit was killing kylo erasing the skywalker lineage. Couldnt even have him knock her up
Literally everything went wrong. There is nothing good about it. Even the scenes that are suppose to be cool and epic are undercut by how nonsensical they are.
>you have to play Fortnite to hear the message from Palpatine mentioned in the opening of Episode IX
WHY NOT PLAY THE FRICKING MESSAGE DURING THE ACTUAL MOVIE?
Because it's a movie for children.
Children play fortnite.
Those children enjoyed the message for children in the game for children about the movie for children.
It is a completely legitimate way to reach their intended audience.
You are watching a movie for children. Please keep that in perspective, or grow up and move on. You are critiquing space Ninja turtles as if it was ever anything more than that.
I just don't get why they crammed so much shit into it and have it all revolve around a blatant macguffin chase. I know fans like to see planets but you really don't need so many to make a compelling movie
If they move around enough, they can make people not notice that they've made the new Death Star the size of a solar system and that the exhaust port is still so poorly guarded that Rey and her buddies just fly up into it's poorly guarded interior.
Those being named as "episodes VII+" is merely bait, a marketing strategy; they fall outside of the canon that GL designed, there's no more story to be told, this is just the general ever expanding parallel lore of SW being actualized by the big budget of disney but that's about it.
I gotta admit everything that happened in that area with the crashing waves was incredible, both the rey/kylo fight and the scene with kylo talking to his dad.
TFA was a shallow garbage rehash, TLJ was a cringe anti-movie, ROS was complete nonsense. Imagine for a moment how much money went into this pointless, terrible excuse for a movie. How many of these fake homosexuals in Hollywood and social media had to play stupid as they smiled and nodded at this worthless turd. The most raw example of soullessness besides Spider-man No Way Home.
Nothing. It's kino
Fpbp
Lucas is a hack and will die soon
have a nice day
who made that fricking knife?
soulless retconning. All the post-2015 Star Wars movies should have been set in the Old Republic era, visually stunning movies on par with Avatar. Instead they took the easy route of fanservice to fat manbabies in their 40s
Giving it back to JJ Abrams. The Last Jedi was legitimately the only good new Star Wars Movie but because Kathleen Kennedy has no spine she chickened out and handed the franchise back to a cuck.
>TLJ was legitimately... good
What did you mean by this anon?
Bowing down to Fandoms.
everything, it's a cinema abomination, worst sw saga movie ever, 2nd worst is ep ii btw.
Attack of the Clones is balls but it's better than any post 2015 Star Wars product except Rogue One
>Somehow, Palpatine returned.
Everything. Might be the worst film ever made, feels like it was made by a robot. Made me realise i dont actually give a shit about star wars
At last we understand the name of Jar Jar’s production company.
>leia alive luke dead
>Palpatine alive just because
>Muh granddaughter because we dont know how else to explain the characters strenght
>Black folk homosexuals and other shit
But the true full moron shit was killing kylo erasing the skywalker lineage. Couldnt even have him knock her up
Literally everything went wrong. There is nothing good about it. Even the scenes that are suppose to be cool and epic are undercut by how nonsensical they are.
Bury the EU. Kill it, if you have to. But also rip off several of it's ideas and designs.
>Palpatine is revealed to be alive in Fortnite
this is the kind of thing Cinemaphile would make up as a shitpost when TLJ came out
>you have to play Fortnite to hear the message from Palpatine mentioned in the opening of Episode IX
WHY NOT PLAY THE FRICKING MESSAGE DURING THE ACTUAL MOVIE?
Because it's a movie for children.
Children play fortnite.
Those children enjoyed the message for children in the game for children about the movie for children.
It is a completely legitimate way to reach their intended audience.
You are watching a movie for children. Please keep that in perspective, or grow up and move on. You are critiquing space Ninja turtles as if it was ever anything more than that.
>uh excuse me it's a children's movie you can't criticize it
jump off a bridge my dude
Created with lazy mystery boxes. Every time he lazied his way into a corner, he just pushed another force power as a way to escape the corner.
Was the best of the sequels in my opinion, I love how they just threw a bunch of half assed ideas into a blender.
I just don't get why they crammed so much shit into it and have it all revolve around a blatant macguffin chase. I know fans like to see planets but you really don't need so many to make a compelling movie
If they move around enough, they can make people not notice that they've made the new Death Star the size of a solar system and that the exhaust port is still so poorly guarded that Rey and her buddies just fly up into it's poorly guarded interior.
Those being named as "episodes VII+" is merely bait, a marketing strategy; they fall outside of the canon that GL designed, there's no more story to be told, this is just the general ever expanding parallel lore of SW being actualized by the big budget of disney but that's about it.
I gotta admit everything that happened in that area with the crashing waves was incredible, both the rey/kylo fight and the scene with kylo talking to his dad.
There were some really neat scenes that I think get easily overlooked.
TFA was a shallow garbage rehash, TLJ was a cringe anti-movie, ROS was complete nonsense. Imagine for a moment how much money went into this pointless, terrible excuse for a movie. How many of these fake homosexuals in Hollywood and social media had to play stupid as they smiled and nodded at this worthless turd. The most raw example of soullessness besides Spider-man No Way Home.
TLJ
Would have been better if Rey turned dark and Kylo became good.
The most soulless film made by the most soulless hack director who ever lived
moronic plot and pacing so insane its almost entertaining