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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a movie with gays
    >it flops
    >make a movie about a straight romance
    >it flops
    They just can't win

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Interracial.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make a movie with gays and zero marketing
      >it flops
      >make a movie about a straight romance and the regular pixar shill marketing
      >it flops
      ftfy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blames marketing
        Funny cope, as someone who got hounded with marketing for Lightyear, Strange World, and Elemental go frick yourself.
        Encanto barley had any marketing and still did well and wasn't a shit movie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elemental had marketing? I didn’t hear a damn thing about it at all save a theater poster.

        It’s like they wanted it to fly under the radar.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make a movie with gays and zero marketing
        I'm sorry what the frick are you talking about? Lightyear had a shit ton of marketing hell I still see left over marketing shit at my grocery stores. Unless you're referring to Strange World which had over 200 Million dollars in marketing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>make a movie with gays
      Pixar had a gay movie?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        anons love to mix Pixar with Disney, as the ones in charge are pretty much the same people.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disney and Pixar and pretty much the same and I am tired of pretending they are not. You think of Pixar you think of Disney

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would have succeeded had the romance not been interracial

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make a movie with gays
      If they made movie with ATTRACTIVE gays, it probably wouldn't have flopped so hard. They put a fat zoomer uggo as their main character. who the frick is the audience for that? Japanese animation has literally no problem appealing to Fujos. When will Westoids learn?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If they made movie with ATTRACTIVE gays
        The main character was attractive, yet they butchered the desing at translating it into 3D.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is such a step up from what they put in....

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            fricking grubhub looking motherfricker

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think I ever saw such dissonance between concept and final product as this shit

          This is such a step up from what they put in....

          guess the 3d team is filled with diversity hire trash picked from calarts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think I ever saw such dissonance between concept and final product as this shit [...] guess the 3d team is filled with diversity hire trash picked from calarts

          They almost always go for the worse/ more boring/safe design vs concept

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Face of the dad in the background
          >”My son, the town bussy”

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is such a step up from what they put in....

          What a fricking tragedy
          Wouldn't have saved the movie tho

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gay people have no standards. This isn't attractive, it's obnoxious and unlikeable.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            gay people want to frick anime protagonists

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          They almost always go for the worse/ more boring/safe design vs concept

          the execs that have the final say in what these characters should look like are the most creatively bankrupt people on the planet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japan was the original home of the LGBT animation fan, so they've got decades of goodwill with the queer community.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hardly. Since the people in the West that uphold queerness as a mark of moral and political virtue also hate anime for being sexist and objectifying and what not.

          But what they do in Japan ahen they write in queers in manga, anime, video games, etc. is making them attractive, which for Western liberal ideologues is an offense in itself.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Delusional.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hardly. Since the people in the West that uphold queerness as a mark of moral and political virtue also hate anime for being sexist and objectifying and what not.
            What does that have to do with Japan's love for the LGBT? Just because some westerners don't agree with the way anime goes about it doesn't stop Japan from filling their cartoons with crossdressers, transsexuals and pedophiles.

            And, even if we're to ignore Japan's joyful gayness and focus on the west as you seem so desperate to do, it must be said that "the West that uphold queerness as a mark of moral and political virtue" can't hate it that much, since they all have anime avatars.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not that anon, but as a long-time anime fan who has dug into a lot of Western fandoms, yes, there's criticism and b***hing about the way some anime/manga approach LBGT topics and characters, but--and this is the most important thing--there is still so much freedom in the anime/manga industries to show LBGT characters actually living their lives and being treated like people with genuine feelings and desires. That's something that mainstream comics/cartoons in the West really struggle with, but that seems to be changing since we have had shows like The Owl House, Stephen Universe, and the new She-Ra.

              Also, it seems like most of the complaints come from straight people, i.e. "allies", while actual LBGT types tend to be more nuanced in their critiques and may just be picky at worse which is fine.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make a movie about a straight romance

      >male is a literal crybaby beta

      Wow I wonder how that could be such a problem

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make a movie with gays
      Where?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. Nobody remembers Strange World

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats not Pixar just Disney

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No difference now.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did that even have a gay romance? I saw next to no marketing for it, not even angry anti marketing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't the gays. It was the garbage movie premise, the plot, and the fact that the character designs are all ugly, big nose mutants.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow does worse then new little mermaid.
      How?

      Gays

      But mermaid had ugly live action animals, and black people, and not even full versions of BEST songs and scenes from original.

      How does it work? Shouldn't they get the same bad rating?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conclusion:The culture war isn't why Pixar is flopping. It's because their movies are uninspired

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The water dude is a whiny weak loser, so its still culture war stuff. Pixar seems to have forgotten that the main consumers of romance stories are women, you have to give them the handsome shirtless bad boys or they won't watch your flick..

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The water dude is a whiny weak loser, so its still culture war stuff
          You're right, whiny loser male characters only exist because culture wars

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whiny loser male characters were incredibly rare in romance stories, especially as love interests.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its interracial and 99% of humanity spurns that. Your neighbor might not say it but if he could euthanize a mutt and toss the corpse into dogfeed he would.

      • 11 months ago
        sage sage sage sage

        >99% of humanity
        sex tourism

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad marketing, I necer even heard of the film outside of some anons talking how it'll "destroy the squid movie"

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Why are male main characters sissified gays and why are they more common now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It follows the demographic of the chubby beta millennial males who are going to pay money for this drivel

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7
    Hold on, let's wait till 30.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It just looks fricking boring; it looks like a tech demo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh shit, the guy who texture the character models quit! what do we do?
      >I know!
      >*copy/paste Houdini water sim*
      >*copy/paste Houdini fire sim*
      Amazing

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should of just been a short and the elements theme is pretty generic.

    Also
    >Ember was "the dream" but she felt pressed about taking the family business even though the Dad knew her glassmaking skill
    >Crying Game
    >Questionable Morals: Instead of promising to fix the safety hazards I'll just be your free detective to fix the city's issue
    >Element City
    >Half baked world building (the fence)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fence was probably just a gag, but it does raise questions in a worldbuilding perspective. I haven't seen the movie and I'm probably not going to but from that fence could It be implied since air, fire, and water people can pass easily through it earth people can't? Are there literally barriers to keep certain elemental races out of other areas because of racism?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The fence was probably just a gag
        The problem is that the entire city is a fricking gag. Fricking Bee Movie has better worldbuilding than Elemental.

        >Bees have wings! Why do they need cars or stairs?
        Because they say in the movie that constantly flying is exhausting for them.

        >What is their power source? How do they get TVs working?
        Honey works for everything. They use it for power, for eating, for gasoline, for medical transfusions. That's a funny gag because even though we obviously know honey doesn't have those properties, it works for cartoon bees who just make honey all day. It makes cartoon sense that it's just the greatest source of everything ever for them.

        Elemental's city is fricking pathetic. Why does the fire store have fricking water pipes? Why is only some water sentient and most of it is not? How does a fire lady cry? I'm not asking for logic for obviously cartoon things like, "How does fire have a baby", but if they're going to introduce the concept of a city of living elements, at least have their environment make sense. A fire store using fricking water-based plumbing-- something we know the fire people can't even touch without injuring them-- is the most baffling shit. Who is using fricking water in that town?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who is using fricking water in that town
          Earth people, they have plants growing on them which require water to live. And air.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are Earth people living in Fire Town?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fire elements would have been forced to wear fire protective suits when they go out long ago, since Ember seems to just casually destroy things when she is out with Wade--and it's played for laughs.

          Their worldbuilding is nonexistent, as they didn't even put thought into the city and how their elements would interact with it. They just modeled it after a typical real-life city and said yep that's good enough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Should of
      post discarded

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody wanted a modern Romeo & Juliet with different elements.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked The Sea Prince and the Fire Child.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a romantic comedy, guys watching this are going to think it's shit regardless of how it looks

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we did Woody/Buzz, Marlin/Dory, WALL-E/EVE, Ed/Russell, Merida/Queen Elinor, Joy/Sadness, Arlo/Spot, Miguel/Hector, Joe/22 - but this time, it's Fire/Water?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can make characters look like anything because they're elements
    >make them generic humanish looking things
    >can make elemental culture/thoughts/cities anything because they're elements
    >make it all a generic modern looking human city

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elemental feels like a movie that should've existed 10 years ago but it's too late now...

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot that innovation and experimentation was what made them successful. Also John Lasseter not being on quality control doesn't help.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lasseter got ideas polished up. Now everything is fricked half baked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lasseter has only produced crap since he left

      This is such a step up from what they put in....

      even putting aside aesthetics, this is a bad character design. i don't know anything about this loser just by looking at him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's made one film, one that was stuck in production hell for years before he arrive. It's still watchable, anything involving bad luck is gold, it's just the good luck world that's boring.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lasseter’s “quality control” sure did wonders for Luck, didn’t it. Movies are always a team effort, anon.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rotten tomatoes is a terrible way to judge a movie. Even after a hundred reviews it still is a bad system.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if x had feeling isnt cutting it anymore

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elements can't mix even though they can
    >Fire+Water=Cloud/Earth
    >Cloud+Cloud=Water
    >Cloud+Earth=Fire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cloud+Earth=Fire
      What?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess he thinks cloud makes lightning strikes the earth makes fire.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You got it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of alchemy is this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Physics

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems like a less interesting retread of Zootopia

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought people stopped trusting critics after they gave the mario movie a worse score than the fricking sonic movies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      criticism only counts when I agree with them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped trusting them after The Force Awakens but no one listened to me. No one listens to old Roger, oh no.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But The Force Awakens is a decent movie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because it was a redo of a very good movie.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you absolute moron, you uncultured swine, you salubrious reject.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elemental is the kind of movie that would've been a short in front of an actual Pixar movie if it was made years ago.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They forgot people watch movies to be entertained, not to be preached at.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I predicted that the water character was going to be a caricature of a fat doofy white guy and the tiny flame person was going to be a “spicy Asian” and I was right

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The water guy is clearly black coded tho
      and black male/asian female is hot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >clearly black coded
        How?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He reminds me of my constantly high roommate back in college

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He grew up without a Father

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe because it's the least creative movie od the decade? Fricking emoji movie was more inventive than this shit.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elementals is just boring
    The setting is just a literal "what if x had feelings" idea with no interesting twist, complete with a quirky city that doesn't offer anything special.
    The plot is your average "forbbiden love" story, Wade and Ember barely have any chemistry together and their relationship doesn't even seem to be that shocking for people for something that's supposed to be not natural in their world.
    In the visual front, it continues the problem with Pixar in that they mix ultra detailed realistic textures with overly cartoony bodies, so it comes as distracting and even ugly at times, specially when there's people that are just clumps of molded dirt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >their relationship doesn't even seem to be that shocking for people for something that's supposed to be not natural in their world
      ^this
      figured fire dad would have murderous rage at water boy for trying to frick his daughter but instead he was just feeding him spicy food in the trailer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but instead he was just feeding him spicy food in the trailer
        Wasn't the point of that to hurt him?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen X artists & writers retired, millineal artists & writers took over.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a generational thing... ignore all the jeets / nogs / trannies we are hiring for our writing staff!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's part of generations dipshit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luca was good

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just zootopia again
    billion dollar company btw

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zootopia had care put into it, someone actually spent timing thinking about how a city with mixed animals would have to function.

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