What Went Wrong, Spider-Bros?

>ASM by Wells and JRJR is still continuing after wrapping up one of the worst mystery box plots ever and flopping their attempt at a "Spider-Man but bad" story
>Current storyline is a rehash of Gang War but worse
>ASM is also a stealth X-Book that references the current X-Book status quo and will use the Gang War event to crossover with them again
>Slott is still around to destroy Spider-Man even more, first by introducing his sidekick Spider-Boy that got an ongoing due to speculators and then with a new Superior Spider-Man ongoing
>Only book people are looking forward to is Spectacular Spider-Men, a team-up book that will only be used to prop up Miles
>Spider-Threads are STILL constantly filled with schizoposting and shippinghomosexualry ever since Sinister War and show no sign of stopping

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hillary lost

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 whole years before bendis even got the idea for miles
      Was OMD really that long ago? I could have sworn that Miles came around before that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up you idiot it's the holiday season after all give it a rest for crying out load.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spidey died the moment they decided to take his edge away and turn him into another goody two shoes boyscout superhero. Shit’s so fricking lame.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        spidey is supposed to be a smart bully to villians and other heroes who fricks the super model

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fanboys hate that because he’s not a socially awkward dweeb like them. They hate that he was actually a “normie” that could attract, date and sleep with beautiful women no problem. But he was flawed when it came to his bad temper and general attitude towards others. More people are like that around the world than the former.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            People erroneously assume that he’d be a school shooter, when the more likely assumption would be that he’d be abusive instead. Dude took shit personally always and would not internalize his anger.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              he was just a teen, but even in his butthole phase before he was bitten he respected his uncle and aunt, no doubt he wouldve grown up and took their teaching to heart

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles shook hands with Mephisto as well and it was way more fricked up. Miles Morales is Miles Morales.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate your meme template, but I sincerely agree. It hurts, but I agree. It also make Ultimate Pete dying all the more painful, but I have nothing against miles.

      All this years, and I still feel pain remembering all that had been built up over the years coming down, and knowing it's never going to be ok again.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's ending at 60
    >the krakoa era is ending soon
    >Superior is a mini series
    >people are beyond excited for the new ultimate...way more than any book. Just look at the views it has.
    >ain't got a solution for that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Spider-Man have the worst storytime threads? It's just constant b***hing and schizoposting

      >Superior is a mini series
      Issue #6 is solicited, Vol 1 tpb only covers to #5
      Not a miniseries

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's one schizo whenever the jannies temporarily mute him It's all so peaceful.

        I remember the opposite that it was just listed as one. Still the other points hold.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the fault of the anons that spend all their time b***hing and moaning. At least the Magister and Clone Saga threads are better but that's because people don't go there to complain.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          When bad comics are storytimed people talk about it. It's just schizos derailing stuff. And I've lurked on the magister ones I've seen him try and start shit there too. It's just that people ignore em.

          Really jannies should get off their lazy asses and do something.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shitposting is like fire. Keep giving it something to feed off of and it'll spread and get worse. But shitposting in a thread with less people that ignore the shitposter get left alone after a while. The shitposter is only part of the problem. There's enough anons that are just as bad and shit up Spider-Man threads on their own.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe. I do like the two namegays tho. is that's all still alive?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's an butthole too. He tries to incite discourse and outrage.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's all? Idk he's fine. He just posts news tbh. The other one just posts images. Hardly assholy behavior.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's one stray redditor who gets upset at anyone having opinions, he whines about it every 3 weeks or so.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Does Spider-Man have the worst storytime threads?
        Isn't he one of the last surviving sotrytime threads? I check in wensday to fridays to see what's being story-timed and it's usually Spider-man and not much else (and the threads stay up because 'discussion' is so dead that the threads don't reach bump limit for days)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>It's ending at 60
      Source?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the same thread for the 1000th time this year
    marywhoroesgays are so damn pathetic

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    schizo here! schizo here!
    abandon thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really do think this sane advice christmas is just aroud the corner let's not ruin it with another shitty Spider-Thread let the thread die.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      keep crying

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Things to come for the Spider-Man line in 2024

    >Zeb Wells spins two tales of future amazingness, one for each of his colossal collaborators! Zeb and Ed McGuinness tell a tale of two Goblins… Meanwhile, Zeb and John Romita Jr. show the effects of GANG WAR and set up their next titanic tale!
    >Greg Weisman lays the groundwork for the second arc of SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEN!
    >Steve Foxe and Greg Land catch up with Chasm and Kaine! Both clones who bore the moniker of The Scarlet-Spider will be back with a vengeance next year but will they be allies or enemies?! And you will not guess who is lurking in the shadows. Truly. You will not guess.
    >The new EDGE OF SPIDER-VERSE volume sets up the SPIDER-SOCIETY! Get your first taste of that series here from series writer Alex Segura and the legendary Salvador Larocca!
    >And more!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT UP YOU IDIOT christmas is almost here and therfore such a thread is NOT kindely seen at this time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steve Foxe and Greg Land catch up with Chasm and Kaine!
      Oh my fricking god, why? Leave them be, you did enough damage.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh my fricking god, why? Leave them be, you did enough damage.
        Foxe will treat them better than Slott and Wells- Land, on the other hand...I wonder how cheap he is. Or is it another thing?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh my fricking god, why? Leave them be, you did enough damage.
        Foxe will treat them better than Slott and Wells- Land, on the other hand...I wonder how cheap he is. Or is it another thing?

        Foxe wrote the comic where Ben called Pryor on her bullshit and refused to join Orchis because he’s still sane enough to be only miffed at one mutant in particular.

        Whatever else, Foxe is a better writer than Zeb.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          My only fear is that Foxe will leave Ben as Chasm and instead try to properly justify the idea instead of scrapping it altogether

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to hate read it just to see how they ruin Kaine so I can rage in the threads about how they're ruining my boy

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enter:https://youtu.be/jKuLR5KCiY0?si=XqTaWrr7tsXTUQXl

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO! NO! NO! NO TALK ABOUT THIS DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON PISS OFF.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You spent all of last Christmas shitposting...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You cleary lack the holiday spirit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its weird how the OP ignores this book, right? When like its such a big point of discussion right?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's talking about 616 specifically and not Ultimate

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Editorial visibly fuming during panels
    >shitty sales masked by 30 variants every issue
    tick tock

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK OFF IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS TIME.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What Went Wrong, Spider-Bros?
    >JRJR
    already found your problem.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you propose to solve spider-man's suffering? Should he never face any conflict ever?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a difference between creating conflict and creating a Hitler expy that cucks the most famous hero in comics

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never hire bnd writers and get rid of breevort. You do that and the quality goes up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost every other hero doesn't go through suffering like Peter does currently outside of Frank maybe.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Man should struggle but he shouldn’t needlessly suffer

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this rate they really need to make am event called "The Humiliation of Peter Parker" where Paul and Miles teamup to obliterate Peter emotionally culminating in Miles telling him and the audience that he's the real Spider-Man and everyone on the universe, good or evil, real or fictional, applaud him, even congratulating him by ejaculating. Event ends as Peter, worse than how Ultimate Reed got humiliated in Doomsday, takes his own life.
    >"With great power, comes great responsibility. That responsibility is to end myself"
    Caps it with Paul decides to take a leak on Peter's corpse.

    Fricking do it Marvel, we know you want to cum to the idea of Miles and Paul winning.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys Gwenschizo here.

    Earth-65 Spider-Gwen will replace the original Gwen Stacy, and it will culminate in a scene where Gwen could come back to life but chooses to hand her memories over to Spider-Gwen instead. The reason is because Gwen feels that she needs to atone for sleeping with Norman Osborn for her "Sins Past" and because Spider-Gwen is still pure.

    In exchange 616 Gwen eventually comes back as part of the Ultimate Universe in 6160 because Marvel intends for 6160 and Ultimate to replace 616 and Amazing completely.

    All of this is true and factual. I am linked to the Universal Gwen-Mind and know that this is true. Thank you and Happy Holidays.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT THE FRICK UP NO SPAM DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Understood I will no longer spam. If someone does spam it is a fake Gwenschizo and an imposter.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really hate spider-man threads now you morons seem to be intent on ruining Christmas.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am linked to the Universal Gwen-Mind
      Yeah, just like when you were so sure Gwendread was real.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess Spider-Man being stuck with the same problems suck because unlike Batman he's not crazy so it makes no sense

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The OP made this thread just to ruin others christmas since he knew what would happen frick you very much OP.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hamsters

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      go away.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long is Wells gonna be on the book? I don't have rage towards it like everyone else, but it's just a lot of nothingburger to me and it feels like Peter isn't allowed to be funny. Spidey playing 4D chess with Tombstone was pretty cool though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Untill 60, so october?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just speculation, we don't really know

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He said 60 at a con. He also said the kaine thing there. And that happened

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    mjcucks and their constant headcanons

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spider-Threads are STILL constantly filled with schizoposting and shippinghomosexualry ever since Sinister War and show no sign of stopping
    seek help you paranoid freak or off yourself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. schizo getting mad at the truth

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you wouldn't even know the truth if it jumped into your face you
        brain-dead moron.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-gays have gone too far this holiday now they are spamming X-Men threads for no reason see this thread

    [...]

    this mean war X-bros let's teach them a lesson they won't soon forget.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's another Marvel Wagie referring to fans as gays and trying to start another war

      lol, Marvel must be doing badly if they're letting these schizos rampant

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        spider-fans are the one spamming X-Men threads not the other way around so from where I stand I wous say they are the ones trying to ignite a war.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol whatever Marvel Wagie

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would take the situation more seriously if I were you if this shit keeps up then you may just see a flame war between Spider-Man and X-Men fans soon.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I would take the situation more seriously despite the "Spider-gays" and "X-gays" happening to have the same writing style as the Marvel shills and wagies that come here

              lol frick off

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you spider-man fans frick off othewise the next time you invade/spam a X-Men thread for no reason then you WILL get a flame war I suggest you heed my words.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are so old and fake that it's hilarious you think this works any more. It's obviously you making those posts.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nice try moron.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want to nuke Polland so badly.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about X-Men fans nuke all Spider-Man fans instead how does that sound?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about you drop your spergy roleplay where you pretended to be "X-gays" and "Spider-gays" and accused them of making your posts

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You Spider-gays spammed a X-Men thread for no reason you are beyond stupid.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what you get for ruining Spider-Man threads first, homosexual. Until you admit you're an butthole and stop spamming Spider-Man threads, you'll be seeing nothing but Goblin pics in every thread you make.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just feel sorry for the people of Poland for having to endure Gwenschizo and also for voting to suck the EU's dick what were you thinking Poland?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    friendly reminder

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon to be a couple no doubt never mind MJ right.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it will be jean and scott til the end, and they know that.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what didn't he told her, bros?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That he's responsible for the genocide of an entire world.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >artist said that no matter what happens Peter and mj will always come back
      Kek imagine the people making your comics shitting on them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They care so little they couldn't even keep the name consistent. Lol Hickman dabs over this with his autistic name graphs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I am sure 616 peter and MJ will be never together OMD made sure of that, besides everyone knows marvel spider-man so.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were togheter in Spencer's run. Maybe you need the copypasta again to remember who likes it and who doesnt.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol that doesn't matter since we all know what happened after Spencer's run.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              And? Even two oc the artists for this run shit talk them being apart and know they'll get back togheter. Everyone with a brain does. Maybe never married but they'll date before the end of the decade if not right after this run.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol ultimate is proof that that 616 Peter and MJ will never get back together lowe will use hickman's book as a excuse to keep them apart for good.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. The original ultimate was used as a reason to do omd because the younger book did better. And lowe has zero influence on ultimate Not an editor.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >616

                who cares

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                616 MJ fans that's who and they have good reason to care.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I take anything with mj written by a BNd cuck as seriously as I take the crackprostitute by the street

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can it seriously or not for all I care but the fact remains is that MJ and Paul are a couple and that's something you to have deal with each day.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you speak english?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                of course why do you ask?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Paul
                who

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some fanfiction oc idk

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is spam I suggest you cut it or would you prefer we went "Green Goblin who?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we
                You and who

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                more spam

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you'll be able to put two words together in front of your american masters

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                They'll get their family back

                Guys, Gwenschizo here. I know for a fact that after Gwen permanently erases herself to give Spider-Gwen her memories, Paul also erases himself to bring back the kids.

                616 Gwen and Paul then go into the afterlife together.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s good to hear. Thank you, schizo.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why so mad then

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll get their family back

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure and Gwen will rise again right? Get a new schtick.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She may just come back it's funny that the dead never seem to stay dead for good is it not.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually kys homosexual

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i hope they kill that homosexual paul off

          He adds nothing to the story, but it helps turn more people off 616 and opt for Ultimate out of spite, at least.

          I'd almost suspect Paul is intentional sabotage, or a poison-pill.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hope they kill that homosexual paul off

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stan Lee visits Peter Parker
    >"You are the only and real Spider-Man." he says
    >Every other Spider-Man/Woman/Person/Animal instantly vanishes and is expunged from memory
    >Parker's current life is erased, and he wakes up none the wiser in The Amazing Fantasy 15

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peter/MJ Marriage Supporters:
    >Jim Shooter, head editor
    >Stan Lee. Who did it in the newspaper strip to begin with and officiated an irl wedding.
    >John Romita sr. Arguably the most influential spider-man artist of all time, constantly spoke positively of the marriage.
    >Defalco. Originally he was against it, but came around to it pretty fast to the point he wrote it even after it got erased.Shit talked quesada for getting rid of it.
    >JMD who considered it the soul of the single most critically acclaimed spider-man story and still says they're married today.
    >Michelini who wrote the marriage itself and has never expressed dislike of it
    >JMS who made the relationship key to the overall run and one of the most important parts of it
    >Mark Millar. Whose only time writing a mainline spider-man story had the marriage with MJ at a central position.
    >Bendis. Who publicly defended the marriage as a natural point for the character in wizard
    >Todd macfarlne. Just as an excuse to draw a hot redhead but still.
    >Sauvik. Draws the marriage stuff even on his own time
    >Ron Frenz. Probably tied to spider-girl more than anything, but always supported it
    >Ollife. Expressed similar thoughts as frenz
    >Peter David. Has only spoken positvley about it and has peter refer to MJ as the most important person to him.
    >Sacasa. Was so against erasing the marriage he literally had god tell peter not to do it
    >Fraction. Was so against it he wrote a one shot to celebrate peter and mj and one of two eisner winning spider-man stories
    >George Perez. Publicly supported it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neutral/its complicated
      >Mackie. He didn't mind the marriage but thought that peter was still written too young for it and not allowed to progress
      >Roger stern. He didn't mind peter being married, but thought mj was not the ONE. Which is ironic since he brought her back after 6 years.
      >JRJR its kind of hard to really know. He's worked on both anti and pro marriage runs. He seems to like drawing her, but that's kinda the end of it. He's said himself he likes gwen more but being dead so, yeah complicated for sure.
      >Conway. Likes MJ a lot, and was the guy who pushed her as main LI, and wrote the marriage stuff. But also doesn't have an issue with the marriage being written out. But by his own words he checked out of spider-man mentally in the 90s.
      >Zradsky. His works always have peter and mj in a relationship or ending in one, but he's also said he models MJ after his ex-wife...so mixed. Although his one 616 MJ moment in his spec run had peter motivated by her to do the impossible.
      >Larsen. Loves drawing MJ but thinks that peter is a teenager's fantasy and that marriage has no place there.
      >Jenkins. Prefers gwen but has said he sees MJ as the second-best fit.
      >Glen. As long as he could write some goblins he gave no shit.
      >Grant Morrison. Was willing to do a story during it, but clearly has said only ditko spider-man matters.
      Opposed
      >Jim oswley. Thought the marriage made spidey too old and ruined his friendship with shooter over it.
      >Bob Harras. Thought the marriage made spidey too old.
      >John bryne. Thought the marriage made spidey too old
      >Slott. Thought the marriage made spidey too old. Thinks its too much of a finale for spider-man and that it should NEVER have happened.
      >Quesada. Thought the marriage made spidey too old an unrelatable
      >Breevort. Thought the marriage made spidey too old and kneecaped the "inherent" conflict of the character
      >Busiek. Thought the marriage made spidey too old.
      >Dan Didio. Hated all comic book marriages (even reed/sue).

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Waid, Tought the marriage made spidey too old and unrelatable
        >Wells. Thinks the marriage is too much of an ending for spider-man. Makes him too old
        >Van lente. Thought the marriage made spider-man too old.
        >Guggeingheim. Thought the marriage made spider-man too old
        >Brubaker. Felt the marriage didn't let him tell as story he wanted with spider-man (never wrote it).
        >John semper: Said spider-man getting the girl ends the story.
        >Wolfman: Hates MJ.
        Modern supporters
        >Pat Gleason. To the point he still calls her mary jane watson parker in interviews and drew her with a wedding ring with peter in beyond's covers.
        >Carlos Gomez. Publicly shit talked the current run for splitting them up and said he'd always view them as a couple.
        >Kaare Andrews. Publicly said they would always get back together and wrote a story where mj's death is the single most traumatic thing for peter.
        >Danny Khazheem. Who called married spider-man "his" spider-man in the letter's page for Lost Hunt.
        >Adam Huges: Expressed that he's a supporter of it as well, said mj is the hottest civilian gf too
        >Coates: Wrote an article defending the marriage
        >Cates: Liked stuff shitting on editorial for being anti marriage, generally 90s-kid
        >George R martin (okay not a comic writer but still). Publicly shit talked marvel for getting rid of the marriage.
        >Kevin Feigue. Dude flat out said so in the 900 interviews

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chuck Dixon also said that the thing he wanted to write the most with spiderman would be the marriage.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A realistic MJ would be toxic to be with. Nothing but drama and bullshit. Pretty much the last thing that Pete would want in his life alongside all the other shit he has to deal with.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People shit on Raimi for his depiction of MJ when that’s pretty much how she’d be like in real life. Probably worse nowadays with social media.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A realistic Peter would also be ungodly toxic. Someone who is never there for you and always bails. And who never has money.

      But they're comic characters with development and backstories and dynamics with each other.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone who is never there for you and always bails.
        That’s because he doesn’t tell them the truth. If he did, maybe they’d understand. Ultimately depends on the chick.
        >And who never has money.
        He had to take care of his ancient aunt who doesn’t work after the breadwinner bit the dust. Dude had to deal with a part time job so that he could finish school and get something better. He’d probably be financially better if his aunt had died like she was supposed to back then. Nowadays, May would be much younger and likely have a job so things wouldn’t be that bad.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but he's still emotionally unavailable almost all of the time, never taking time off where you'd be second priority at best. Which is a horrible boyfriend And the only one who has ever been acomodating has been MJ herself.

          Again realistically he'd still be broke as frick and as time goes on he's only gotten more broke

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s broke as frick because of BND and beyond doubling down on him being a loser manchild.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People shit on Raimi for his depiction of MJ when that’s pretty much how she’d be like in real life. Probably worse nowadays with social media.

      My fricking guy ANY WOMEN dating a superhero would never last long realistically and be toxic as hell, you think any of these women could deal with their husbands having a rogue gallery and are contantly aiming him and anyone around, embrace the tropes if u want to deconstruct it do it in ur own series.
      Also sam raimi mj's problem was that her personality was nothin like the comic

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Josh Keaton

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss Rino Romano.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He got cheated so bad on Unlimited with the apparent lack of direction.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun Fact: He was originally cast to voice Spidey in the first movie game, but was replaced when devs were able to get Tobey in it. They instead casted him as Harry and repurposed the lines he already recorded for Spidey for Harry’s story as the second Green Goblin. Waste not, want not.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harry became green goblin in the first game?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, he was an unlockable character with his own “unique” story. The story didn’t matter though, since the second game completely contradicted it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that mask without the web pattern misses the point of Spider-Man

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll admit, I was a doomposter like OP for a while, but then I got over myself and realized that outside of the obvious ragebait bullshit like Paul and the "What Did Peter Do?" stuff, the current run is just bland, forgettable and ultimately ignorable for future stories. Same for the X-book tie-ins, that's just leading to more shit to wrap up the Krakoa age into a neat little bow. Really, as shitty as Nu-Gang War is, it's legitimately not worse than the fricking Scribbleman story.

    Also, I'm personally curious to see the Spectacular Spider-Men and Hickman Ultimate Spider-Man books, though. And Bailey's book is somehow okay inspite of being written by a retrobate by Dan Slott. So, you know, maybe the next year won't be bad? Maybe?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If nothing else, can just tune out the other books and read Ultimate. And at the very least moronic Zeb has sulked and decided he doesn’t want to write Chasm stuff anymore, meaning Steve Fox is getting a series with him after treating him respectably in Dark X-Men. Might be okay even if Greg Land is drawing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Foxe writing Ben and Kaine is the only thing I’m even hopeful for. Well that and the JMD mini

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    redpill me on Ultimate Spiderman is it a portrayal people actually want of Peter?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's something that people clamored for, for a long time. An older Peter with a wife and kids, who generally has his shit together but has to deal with the problems of being a parent and breadwinner instead of a teenager or a grad student.

      The twist is that he also got bitten by the Spider at this stage of his life, but it's an interesting twist. The fact that he married MJ even without being Spider-Man is also interesting.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick it this is the cannon spiderman the main universe in unreadable

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, frick 616. It's not even just Spider-Man, I think the only okay book recently was Moon Knight.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The fact that he married MJ even without being Spider-Man is also interesting.
        Why is it interesting?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always assumed that her knowing he was Spider-Man all along is what helped get her interested in him.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because you assume he was a legit nerd. He wasn’t. Defer to pic related.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I didn't assume that. But he was basically friendless up until Harry Osborn in college. He really preferred to push people away.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Basically, Pete was just a guy who gave a frick about his education and future. He wanted to make it big to provide for his family. Things were different in the 60s. Nowadays, no one would give him shit for hitting the books and he’d probably have plenty of friends. He’d do just fine in school both academically and socially.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pete was also 17 and a Senior during Ditko so of course he’d be focused on his academics.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think him being an outcast is kind of important, though. The fact is, you don't need to be weird or nerdy to get bullied by others. Characters like Carl King were simply murderously sociopathic.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can get bullied, but you can also fight back. Peter fought back.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think him being an outcast is kind of important
                It really isn’t since almost every adaptation gives him friends. He’s just a guy with a chip on his shoulder. Bad temper and an attitude to match. Dude had edge. He was flawed.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro. He gets bitten by a Spider because he is such a giga nerd who'd rather be in boring science faires rather than partying chasing chicks with his peers. They literally call him a wallflower and he cries when they leave make fun of him.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                For that one scene, you dumbass casual. You have no idea what you're talking about. Lazy too since you grabbed the first image you saw of Peter being a "nerd".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I-It doesn't count le casual
                Yeah no shit he gets a confidence boost after being a superhuman performer for weeks/months you moron. How about you stop moving the goalpost and instead just accept that Peter was a nerd in his time. The fact that he's 16-17 at this point doesn't help make your case.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He literally asked a girl out in AF#15 and asked his classmates here

                Bro. He gets bitten by a Spider because he is such a giga nerd who'd rather be in boring science faires rather than partying chasing chicks with his peers. They literally call him a wallflower and he cries when they leave make fun of him.

                if they wanted to check this one place out. Dude ain’t a wallflower if he’s being decently sociable.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon. I know since you're a wallflower you don't talk to people at all but not each and everyone of them is unable to speak up at least a few times. The text clearly states what he is. He's supposed to be shy, gets made fun of by his peers and barely talks to people before becoming Spider-Man.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon.
                No. Frick you. Take your smug condescension and ignorance and jump in front of a bus. You worthless excuse for a human being.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, it was the 60s. In those days, Pete was seen as a “square” for hitting the books. Nowadays, no one would care.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gang War is so unremarkable that it feels like a story that could have happened off panel and no one would have cared

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing of note is Janice going full supervillain and overthrowing Tombstone in a really shitty costume. We already knew Janice/Randy would never be happy because who the frick gets married in a Spider-Man book?

      They even retconned away Paul and MJ being married, and they're hellbent on that ship for some weird fricking reason.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't really all that committed. They're backtracking just slow as molasses which means by the end it will be gone.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty put off by Lowe's statement in the letters page where they're going to give Paul more backstory and characterization.

          Nobody cares, we hated him even before all the genocide.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He just said they'll do something more with him. Writing him out is more.

            They played their hand too much when they showed they didn't have the balls to marry him and mj or make the kids theirs. He's gonna be gone by the end. But probably the very last arc.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              i hope they kill him off

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He just said they'll do something more with him. Writing him out is more.

          They played their hand too much when they showed they didn't have the balls to marry him and mj or make the kids theirs. He's gonna be gone by the end. But probably the very last arc.

          I'm pretty put off by Lowe's statement in the letters page where they're going to give Paul more backstory and characterization.

          Nobody cares, we hated him even before all the genocide.

          I don't understand why they're so committed in making Paul a thing even outside of the baited non-relationship with MJ. No one cares

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Again they really aren't. It's just stalling untill he's gone. They played their hand.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What reason is there to stall? To make it seem more "natural" when he's written out forever and save face on the failure?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wells doesn't want Peter to be with mj and they want to hold this as bait so people will check every little thing to see if it's resolved.

                At the earliest it'll be resolved in the jackpot one shot, but realistically the very last arc.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP explicitly states that schizos and shipshit are destroying Spider-Threads
    >Spider-Tards ITT respond by proving his point
    You dumbasses deserve everything you're getting and worse.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person, they're obviously doing this so enough old gays leave and no zoomers who pick up the comic continue supporting spiderman. they're trying to destroy his image on all levels so miles can replace him for good. it was pretty clever, making him half black gave them an easy get out of jail card to fend of critics. that said, I wonder if they'll course correct now that I heard they worked out the rights for the actual Spiderman that matters

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    -Threads are STILL constantly filled with schizoposting and shippinghomosexualry ever since Sinister War and show no sign of stopping
    We all know there's only one way to fix this, Marvel need to retcon Sinister War and Spencer's final issues away.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    spider-bros, i wish for u guys to get better writers like us...

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