What were the teenage years episodes like? When he jerked off 16 hours a day?
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What were the teenage years episodes like? When he jerked off 16 hours a day?
What were the teenage years episodes like? When he jerked off 16 hours a day?
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>about to jerk off
>they cut to outside shots or whatever while they send a friend in to disrupt him
he probably never successfully nutted
They simply didn't show that stuff. This isn't rocket science, you fricking pea brain.
The movie literally tells that they show everything. Even the sexy vids of him bathing as a baby.
Even that time where he jerked off to that cute russian girl that turned out to be 13? Did they have a good camera angle showing the screen in clear focus with him furiously jerking in the background?
what would he even jerk off to? i doubt they would've aired lewd tv shows/movies or provided a way to get magazines or anything.
Imagination, bro. Just him aggressively jacking off on his bed naked.
All he needs is a crumb of cleavage. I found a nude playing card when we were visiting Las Vegas as a kid thinking it was a pokemon card and I jerked off to the though of it for years mixed with thoughts of my cousin in law. Then I discovered new grounds and it was all over. I would jerk off in the kitchen on the family computer every day with 2 brothers 2 sisters and my parents living there.
>early 2000s
>had my own pc and internet
i mean it's no surprise i turned into a coomer
Seriously. There isn't a kid with internet access who hasn't seen gore either with people being introduced to the internet so young I think that is the main reason for the massive ptick in school shootings.
Does porn exist in Truman's world?
were you guys ever a teen boy? you don't need anything to jerk off to apart from imagination
>were you guys ever a teen boy?
Cinemaphile is 95% biological females. why else would it fixate on child actresses?
Hate to break it to ya bud but not every teenager had a crippling porn addiction like you did. Maybe it's time for therapy
I would beat my wiener 2-3 times a day only by staring the empy walls of my room
If they make sure there's nothing even remotely sexy on TV, and none of his friends ever mention they have penises, they can get away with him growing up without asking too much about it. When the hormones kick in, he may feel the need to tug it, so he'll likely ask the redhead about it, and he'd just say "dude that's gross, are you insane?", and that's the end of it.
mom knew
every single time
we thought we were so sneaky when bathtime took over an hour.
>it's a Truman sits at home all day shitposting on Cinemaphile episode
they probably interrupted him every time he tried
>truman tries to jerk off
>sweet old lady neighbor needs help RIGHT NOW
my first cumshot scared the shit out of me
Imagine the episode when he discovered that playing with your anus when jerk offd felt really good
The producers must have been pretty shocked the first time he shoved a toothbrush up his ass.
imagine when he realized filling a turkey baster with water and shooting it up his ass got him ROCK hard
Imagine a couple years worth of episodes where Truman mostly just jerks off or plays with his Tamagochi
What would they have done if he turned out to be a complete autist and started jerking off to furry porn and lock himself in his room, kind of a plot hole that is never explored
they controlled everything. if he's getting addicted to something just remove it all.
What if he became addicted to being an autist
send him to college where he gets addicted to a girl instead oh wait they did that
this didn't work for me
they were paying the girl to be nice to him
it's realistic. a few months ago an anon posted about how his mom paid a girl to date him for years.
moms do that? mine just complains the neighbor is younger, married and has a house.
only HIGHLY based moms. i love my mom but she did nothing while dad made fun of me every time i looked at a girl.
>be 12~
>talking to a girl at some party or something
>family made fun of me for it
>never talked to a girl since
t-thanks
Imagine the ratings when they filmed all the time he shoved his sisters toothbrush up his ass, every time he masterbated while taking a shit and using the cum covered toilet paper to wipe his ass, and the mountain of piss jugs freezing and exploding in his room when the heat gets shut off.
>it's another Truman spits into his pillow while half asleep episode
I wonder why this keeps happening
Why did they put the rain directly on him? Were they trying to get him to figure out it was fake or what?
The dome was malfunctioning after 30 years. If the show wasn't canceled the whole thing probably would've collapsed killing everyone in it
I haven't seen the Truman show in forever. Am I having a false memory or did they have his show set up on the moon?
the control room was in the moon
they used a shrink ray
what if truman grew up ugly?