>"We need to demoralize more middle class white people so they won't fight back when we enter phase 3" >"Sir, I think I know exactly which franchise to ruin"
>Demoralize white Americans >Demoralize them some more >And some more >And some more >Shocked and appalled when the Western world does not side with Israel like they usually do
Literally the only people still defending Israel are turbo boomers and the usual israeli groups (media, news, government.) They’ve utterly lost any generation that will still be around in 10-20 years.
>le healthcare is prohibitively expensive meme
ugh
5 months ago
Anonymous
Medical bills are still the #1 cause of bankruptcy in the USA.
Seethe and dilate, whatever.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I've been bankrupt, I still live and breathe, so I'd argue it's far preferable to being led along for months by socialized healthcare like we have up here.
If you think saving your insurance a few thousand dollars is worth delaying a tumor diagnosis by half a year, be my guest.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're a fricking moron. Feel free to off yourself with a rusty chef's knife, homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
what a compelling rebuttal. My entire worldview has been shattered. Turns out offing myself with a rusy chefs knife is preferable to dealing with bankruptcy for a few years. My bad.
Everyone get in on this learning opportunity before it passes, quick
5 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks for the heads up. Yeah he's right, you are a fricking moron. Please do carry on as he suggests.
I got my pelvis crushed when an illegal mexican (drunk of course, do they come any other way?) blew a red light and t-boned my truck. After my health insurance and PIP from my car insurance paid out my total bill for 10 days in the hospital, two surgeries, PT/OT, was $1200. Not being a worthless sack of shit leaching off the system is a valid strategy instead of just expecting everything for nothing.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Not the guy you responded to. That may be a valid argument, but in the context of responding to anti-Israel sentiment, I have to assume you are an IDF shill, and am obligated to tell you to go frick yourself.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Pays $1200 >In any other Western country you'd pay $0 >This this is something to boast about
I don't think they're shocked and I don't think they really care what the public thinks of Israel.
I think we are in the end days. AI and other technology innovations are going to make physical labor and goyim in general obsolete. That's why they're in a hurry to false flag all those Hamas attacks and bomb all those Palestinian kids, and clear out that whole region so it can be a part of larger Israel.
That's why they are so eager to deport the Palestinians to Europe and the US.
That is why they have been funding the antisemitic alt-right and the nazi Azoff Battalion. High level israelites are promoting the idea to low level israelites, that all goyim are essentially antisemitic trash that needs to be cleared out, and when Israel's nuclear subs carryout the Samson Option, any survivors won't live on planet Earth anymore. They will be living on Planet Israel.
This. Disney transformed their entire creative process into an assembly line where you dump an idea and a shit ton of money and it spits out a billion dollar banger. The product is shit now, and the line can't be stopped anytime soon.
Lasseter and the old guard Pixar brain trust guys hated the Star Command cartoon because they weren't able to control it and they didn't like the comedy tone. That's why its not on Disney Plus despite Angus MacLane looking back on it fondly enough to include the show within his "History of the in-universe Buzz Lightyear media franchise" autism in interviews surrounding Lightyear, even basically admitting that despite the movie being presented as "The movie Andy saw as a kid", Andy's Buzz toy is actually based on the cartoon and not the movie directly.
>Lasseter and the old guard Pixar brain trust guys hated the Star Command cartoon because they weren't able to control it and they didn't like the comedy tone.
What the frick does that mean? Did they want a more serious cartoon?
more action and lessons being learned, less booster pooping in a toilet aliens
I genuinely don't get it, every single disney cartoon TV show based on successful films had the same bullshit tone to them. Emperor's new school. Lilo and Stitch. Hercules. Star Command. Same shit, different IP.
dunno, like I said, they never exhibited any such goals with their other shows so it beats me what expectations existed and where they stemmed from
5 months ago
Anonymous
I remember hearing that Disney Film and Disney Channel are legally different companies and having one of them even reference an IP belonging to the other is a huge bureaucratic shit show. Obviously that sounds awkward in the context of Disney Channel shows ABOUT Disney Film IP's, so I don't know the logistics, there.
5 months ago
Anonymous
that's why those shows had a bunch of OC characters brought in to fill the cast. Individual legal battles for every character, voice acting concerns as well.
Sometimes the show would gradually gather up the cast of the movie it's based off of as the legal shit is sorted out.
Still doesn't explain why Star Command should be memoryholed but some 101 dalmations cartoon isn't
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Still doesn't explain why Star Command should be memoryholed but some 101 dalmations cartoon isn't
Redpill me on the 101 Dalmations cartoon. Did that get a reference in the Cruella movie or something?
5 months ago
Anonymous
The Dalmatians cartoon is on Disney Plus while Buzz isn't. Doesn't mean its canon anymore since they did a whole new 101 Dalmatians cartoon ignoring all the old spinoffs and only following the original movie.
5 months ago
Anonymous
That sounds like completely made up 'my dad works at nintendo and he said' bullshit. Disney wouldn't sue itself over copyright infringement regardless of how many subsidiary layers one department is off of another.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>That sounds like completely made up 'my dad works at nintendo and he said' bullshit. Disney wouldn't sue itself over copyright infringement regardless of how many subsidiary layers one department is off of another.
Why the frick not?
5 months ago
Anonymous
they wouldn't sue each other but where I work, the parts dept. and the service dept. are very specific about how paperwork and shit is done up so that they have accurate numbers on who is bringing in money and who is wasting it.
throwing assets back and forth between divisions is hard with 10 employees at a local business that doesn't produce anything original, I can't imagine what it's like doing it at Disney where THEIR employees are creating designs and trying to retain some form of ownership over them.
>What is this movie about? I've only heard it sucks ass.
The trailer made it sound interesting. Watching the trailer I was under the impression that it was about Buzz Lightyear entering training school to be a Space Ranger, & training alongside a strong black lady, & that at some point he accidentally gets sucked into a time distortion that instantly sends him 60 years or so into the future, so that the granddaughter of his strong black friend looks the same age as his black friend, & assumes that's who she is.
The actual movie is a lot less interesting. It starts off like an episode of Star Trek, & feels like a 90 minute episode of a mediocre cartoon show. (literally less interesting than Star Trek Prodigy, which is actually kind of alright despite glitter face gay protag.) >Movie starts >"Stardate blah-blah-blah" >"We are on a mission to Planet blah" >The ship lands & somehow Buzz fricks up & crashes the ship, so everyone is stranded on this planet, & Buzz does some flight experiments that send him a few months in the future each time, so Buzz over the course of experiencing a few days of space experiments gradually travels 60 years into the future. >At some point before or after this, the space colony doesn't want Buzz doing any more space flight tests, so he has to sneak into a ship for some reason. I really don't remember why. I think I vaguely remember thinking the military class was in on some conspiracy, but that idea didn't go anywhere. >Anyway, Zurg is a menace in the future, & Buzz teams up with the annoying & unappealing diversity squad to take on Zurg. >When Buzz meets Zurg, Zurg explains he's actually Old Buzz from the future, & all his Zurg technology is actually grifted from superior aliens who have time travel technology. >Zurg is intent on preventing the crash of the ship that landed on the planet, so that the space colony can eventually go home & meet their families but this is le bad bc that means black granddaughter would never exist
>sacrifice an entire colony's future and dozens/hundreds of familial ties so a strong black aggressively homosexual woman can be amazeballs >this is wholly presented as correct >target audience - 5-8 year olds
????????
>What is this movie about? I've only heard it sucks ass.
The trailer made it sound interesting. Watching the trailer I was under the impression that it was about Buzz Lightyear entering training school to be a Space Ranger, & training alongside a strong black lady, & that at some point he accidentally gets sucked into a time distortion that instantly sends him 60 years or so into the future, so that the granddaughter of his strong black friend looks the same age as his black friend, & assumes that's who she is.
The actual movie is a lot less interesting. It starts off like an episode of Star Trek, & feels like a 90 minute episode of a mediocre cartoon show. (literally less interesting than Star Trek Prodigy, which is actually kind of alright despite glitter face gay protag.) >Movie starts >"Stardate blah-blah-blah" >"We are on a mission to Planet blah" >The ship lands & somehow Buzz fricks up & crashes the ship, so everyone is stranded on this planet, & Buzz does some flight experiments that send him a few months in the future each time, so Buzz over the course of experiencing a few days of space experiments gradually travels 60 years into the future. >At some point before or after this, the space colony doesn't want Buzz doing any more space flight tests, so he has to sneak into a ship for some reason. I really don't remember why. I think I vaguely remember thinking the military class was in on some conspiracy, but that idea didn't go anywhere. >Anyway, Zurg is a menace in the future, & Buzz teams up with the annoying & unappealing diversity squad to take on Zurg. >When Buzz meets Zurg, Zurg explains he's actually Old Buzz from the future, & all his Zurg technology is actually grifted from superior aliens who have time travel technology. >Zurg is intent on preventing the crash of the ship that landed on the planet, so that the space colony can eventually go home & meet their families but this is le bad bc that means black granddaughter would never exist
The entire crux of the movie revolves around Buzzs love for his black lesbian friend. The black lesbian is only in the beginning but her presence is felt throughout and Buzzs entire motivation in the movie is fuelled by her. And they thought the target audience (5 year olds and white dudes who were 5 years old when Toy Story 1 came out) would like this.
They catastrophically misjudged the sort of movie both their target audience (children), and the actual target audience (insecure white "adults") would want to see.
They were just looking for something else to tear down. They already tore down statues of Washington and Jefferson, they already filled public school English classes with Shaniquas and DeTraviuses, now they’re on to turning Snow White and Little Mermaid into nignogs and turning Buzz Lightyear into a cuck slave of some new Shaniqua.
Before the film's release, some people were making a fuss about the fact that one of the characters was gay, as if it were a big problem, but to be honest, that character was a supporting character and didn't leave any impression on me at all.
There were many other problems that needed fixing.
>Toy Story 4 made a shitload of money, so let's make another one immediately
And then they stopped thinking and made it in a completely different and ugly arstyle, dropped Tim Allen and put gay shit in it to turn off China and lots of other countries.
>It would have been confusing to cast Tim Allen.
Not if they abandoned the stupid origin story concept And just had "continuing adventures of Buzz Lightyear, if he real" instead
>Toy Story 4 made a shitload of money, so let's make another one immediately
And then they stopped thinking and made it in a completely different and ugly arstyle, dropped Tim Allen and put gay shit in it to turn off China and lots of other countries.
I have a theory based on nothing >Buzz Lightyear and the Adventures of Star Command >shared rights >anything even remotely similar to it could lead to a lawsuit/having to split hairs >Angus MacLane gets a brilliant idea, after watching Interstellar and plating with his legos >he'll make a Western, because wouldn't that be subversive AND be different from the cartoon? >a marooned spaceman, living on the edge of this society >Ultra realistic style because you want to flex your rendering power and those independent youtube guys are getting a little too good... >make it pozzed as shit >Mattel banks on this hard, making toys in every scale and niche possible >everyone banks on it >the movie is a boring >nothing like what people wanted >covid era release >everyone waits for it to come out on D+
Angus is now unemployed so he can build all the lego he wants
probably: "It's a shame the main character has o be a white male. The black lesbian supporting character is the true heart and soul of this Toy Story spinoff."
I REFUSE to believe andy liked this movie. I'll accept the carton-not this movie-as what Andy watched and enjoyed and why he became obsessed with buzz.
Someone in the writer's room had a not-terrible idea for a time travel astronaut story, where a legendary hero has to deal with the effects of time dilation and eventually confront a future version of himself corrupted by cynicism and loneliness. This would be a pretty decent general audiences action/adventure film, but it needs a solid budget to get off the ground.
So, when this person gets assigned to a Toy Story spinoff, they decided to wedge their own sci-fi idea into an established universe, with no regard for the consistency or tone of that world.
Again, I think there's probably a version of this story that isn't terrible. I think it was just wedged in somewhere it doesn't belong, along with a bunch of "box checker" side characters and the mandatory "white guy can never be shown to be better at anything than a woman/POC".
It happens all the time, honestly. See the leaks about Blade becoming a story about three women "learning life lessons", or everything to do with the Witcher.
If you want to understand what's going on at Disney and companies suffering under anti-merit policies, just watch this and imagine that all the judges are the kind of people who offer unwarranted encouragement and say 'yes' to people who clearly have no talent, and most critically Simon Cowell who is looking at the bottom line isn't there:
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Also to virtue signal they have to give a pass to anyone who is the 'right' skin colour, sex, sexuality, fat, ugly, disabled, etc. according to some moronic box-ticking rules and quotas.
This is literally the standard you're left with once you throw out the top tier, and these obviously delusional gays ACTUALLY BELIEVE they can sing, dance, act, write, animate, voice act, or whatever every bit as much as people with actual talent. So when it's said that the inmates are running the asylum, it's not hyperbole because of lot of these people are literal lunatics.
I thought this show was brilliant because record producers used to suffer this shit behind closed doors, and they found a way to monetise it, but also it shows the public just how rare actual talent is. Plus we got to laugh at idiots who should be laughed at talentless homosexuals for their literal tone deaf hubris.
Obviously, not only natural gifts like voice, timbre, looks, charisma is essential, but people who have actually done the practice, voice training, and disciplined fricking work required to hone their skill, (which as someone who can't sing I have a lot of respect and admiration for).
Commies don't. They only have envy, and a desire to get what they want from their talented betters by any means including to literally beg, borrow, and steal. Why they think they can beg the judges to put them through, and react so badly when they aren't.
>the modern workplace is like American Idol but instead of the judges being critical, they say yes to everyone and offer encouragement and blowing smoke up people's ass
this is painfully accurate
The amazing this is people allow and see the effect of these policies firsthand and still wonder why.
Nobody need wonder because shit like this exists and it's not rocket science, (pun intended), to figure out why the merit system is the way it is, regardless of anyone's feels, or non-reality delusions, how hard done by they think they are, etc. and exactly what would happen if you instituted ANY of these stupid DEI rules or similar moronic policies.
The fact they walk in and risk such embarrassment in the first place shows how delusional they actually are. Especially when their only 'training' is dancing around in their bedroom singing along with Madonna with a deodorant can for a microphone. The only way you can get your head around it is to assume they think it's like some kind of lottery where if you're lucky you'll be picked, like the judges draw names out of a hat.
The way they beg and try to talk the judges into giving them a pass shows them thinking it's all about being liked or anything else other than actually having merit.
As well as other shit like obvious lack of confidence that belies the fact they have no idea what they're doing. Conversely, you get fake overconfidence that comes from trying to hard to pretend you know what you're doing and going through the superficial motions without actually having the skill. Would be like me dressing and acting like Tiger Woods and entering a gold tournament having never played a stroke of golf before.
It's so weird to watch, but this is literal what these people are like, why they're so annoying, and herp-de-durr about the Patriarchal White Supremacy or whatever. In their world it's literally who you know, not what you know, so they assume everyone else operates that way, so really take it personally when they are rejected.
>In their world it's literally who you know, not what you know
to be fair, I'm a college educated computer engineer and this has flat out been my experience regarding career.
My idiot friends with nearly no marketable skills can lose their job in the morning and have a new one in the afternoon because they know people and go out to socialize every weekend. This is also partially due to how merit isn't required any more, you can get guaranteed payment by securing some contract or finding a way to eliminate competition. Hiring your idiot friend isn't a big deal if it won't affect your bottom line, secured by contracts for the next 5 years.
Pleb filter movie that is better than all the Toy Story movies except the first one. And is one of the best sci-fi movies of the decade that handles the space travel portions infinitely better than that piece of shit Interstellar movie.
Why didint they cut the lesbian kiss scene from the middle eastern and chinese releases? it would've kept them happy and the movie would've done better besides the movie is the same without it anyway
that they toy story movies were popular and a spinoff movie is a good idea.
D.E.I
E.S.G
Modern audience
Etc
>"We need to demoralize more middle class white people so they won't fight back when we enter phase 3"
>"Sir, I think I know exactly which franchise to ruin"
>"Sir, I think I know exactly which franchise to ruin"
ALL.OF.THEM.
>Demoralize white Americans
>Demoralize them some more
>And some more
>And some more
>Shocked and appalled when the Western world does not side with Israel like they usually do
>Shocked and appalled when the Western world does not side with Israel like they usually do
It does, though?
Literally the only people still defending Israel are turbo boomers and the usual israeli groups (media, news, government.) They’ve utterly lost any generation that will still be around in 10-20 years.
boomers would rather send billions to israel than be able to afford a hospital visit
>le healthcare is prohibitively expensive meme
ugh
Medical bills are still the #1 cause of bankruptcy in the USA.
Seethe and dilate, whatever.
I've been bankrupt, I still live and breathe, so I'd argue it's far preferable to being led along for months by socialized healthcare like we have up here.
If you think saving your insurance a few thousand dollars is worth delaying a tumor diagnosis by half a year, be my guest.
You're a fricking moron. Feel free to off yourself with a rusty chef's knife, homosexual.
what a compelling rebuttal. My entire worldview has been shattered. Turns out offing myself with a rusy chefs knife is preferable to dealing with bankruptcy for a few years. My bad.
Everyone get in on this learning opportunity before it passes, quick
Thanks for the heads up. Yeah he's right, you are a fricking moron. Please do carry on as he suggests.
I got my pelvis crushed when an illegal mexican (drunk of course, do they come any other way?) blew a red light and t-boned my truck. After my health insurance and PIP from my car insurance paid out my total bill for 10 days in the hospital, two surgeries, PT/OT, was $1200. Not being a worthless sack of shit leaching off the system is a valid strategy instead of just expecting everything for nothing.
Not the guy you responded to. That may be a valid argument, but in the context of responding to anti-Israel sentiment, I have to assume you are an IDF shill, and am obligated to tell you to go frick yourself.
>Pays $1200
>In any other Western country you'd pay $0
>This this is something to boast about
open tiktok, everyone supports Palestine
I don't think they're shocked and I don't think they really care what the public thinks of Israel.
I think we are in the end days. AI and other technology innovations are going to make physical labor and goyim in general obsolete. That's why they're in a hurry to false flag all those Hamas attacks and bomb all those Palestinian kids, and clear out that whole region so it can be a part of larger Israel.
That's why they are so eager to deport the Palestinians to Europe and the US.
That is why they have been funding the antisemitic alt-right and the nazi Azoff Battalion. High level israelites are promoting the idea to low level israelites, that all goyim are essentially antisemitic trash that needs to be cleared out, and when Israel's nuclear subs carryout the Samson Option, any survivors won't live on planet Earth anymore. They will be living on Planet Israel.
>implying
They don't need our support, they have our money.
That the white man is back in business
the a strong black woman was the strongest character
To be honest, I don't remember anything about it other than an unattractive version Buzz and an annoying cat.
probably something hebraic
They weren't thinking anything.
They just made this like working on a factory production line.
This. Disney transformed their entire creative process into an assembly line where you dump an idea and a shit ton of money and it spits out a billion dollar banger. The product is shit now, and the line can't be stopped anytime soon.
This shit would've printed infinite money if they used the characters from the animated series. Does blackrock money really make up for all if it?
Lasseter and the old guard Pixar brain trust guys hated the Star Command cartoon because they weren't able to control it and they didn't like the comedy tone. That's why its not on Disney Plus despite Angus MacLane looking back on it fondly enough to include the show within his "History of the in-universe Buzz Lightyear media franchise" autism in interviews surrounding Lightyear, even basically admitting that despite the movie being presented as "The movie Andy saw as a kid", Andy's Buzz toy is actually based on the cartoon and not the movie directly.
>Lasseter and the old guard Pixar brain trust guys hated the Star Command cartoon because they weren't able to control it and they didn't like the comedy tone.
What the frick does that mean? Did they want a more serious cartoon?
more action and lessons being learned, less booster pooping in a toilet aliens
I genuinely don't get it, every single disney cartoon TV show based on successful films had the same bullshit tone to them. Emperor's new school. Lilo and Stitch. Hercules. Star Command. Same shit, different IP.
>more action and lessons being learned, less booster pooping in a toilet aliens
So something like the Filoni Clone Wars cartoon?
dunno, like I said, they never exhibited any such goals with their other shows so it beats me what expectations existed and where they stemmed from
I remember hearing that Disney Film and Disney Channel are legally different companies and having one of them even reference an IP belonging to the other is a huge bureaucratic shit show. Obviously that sounds awkward in the context of Disney Channel shows ABOUT Disney Film IP's, so I don't know the logistics, there.
that's why those shows had a bunch of OC characters brought in to fill the cast. Individual legal battles for every character, voice acting concerns as well.
Sometimes the show would gradually gather up the cast of the movie it's based off of as the legal shit is sorted out.
Still doesn't explain why Star Command should be memoryholed but some 101 dalmations cartoon isn't
>Still doesn't explain why Star Command should be memoryholed but some 101 dalmations cartoon isn't
Redpill me on the 101 Dalmations cartoon. Did that get a reference in the Cruella movie or something?
The Dalmatians cartoon is on Disney Plus while Buzz isn't. Doesn't mean its canon anymore since they did a whole new 101 Dalmatians cartoon ignoring all the old spinoffs and only following the original movie.
That sounds like completely made up 'my dad works at nintendo and he said' bullshit. Disney wouldn't sue itself over copyright infringement regardless of how many subsidiary layers one department is off of another.
>That sounds like completely made up 'my dad works at nintendo and he said' bullshit. Disney wouldn't sue itself over copyright infringement regardless of how many subsidiary layers one department is off of another.
Why the frick not?
they wouldn't sue each other but where I work, the parts dept. and the service dept. are very specific about how paperwork and shit is done up so that they have accurate numbers on who is bringing in money and who is wasting it.
throwing assets back and forth between divisions is hard with 10 employees at a local business that doesn't produce anything original, I can't imagine what it's like doing it at Disney where THEIR employees are creating designs and trying to retain some form of ownership over them.
Lasseter imagined Buzz as being a "Pre-C2C Space Ghost" style space superhero.
>Does blackrock money really make up for all if it?
No. That's why there's no word at all of a Lightyear sequel.
It's a good thing Elemental turned out one of their best films in a while, because this was a low point for Pixar.
>one of their best films in a while,
Doesnt say much when everything they've done in the past 5 years is mid at best
Wrong. Luca was excellent and that was 2021.
the gay mermaid movie was mid
What is this movie about? I've only heard it sucks ass.
>What is this movie about? I've only heard it sucks ass.
The trailer made it sound interesting. Watching the trailer I was under the impression that it was about Buzz Lightyear entering training school to be a Space Ranger, & training alongside a strong black lady, & that at some point he accidentally gets sucked into a time distortion that instantly sends him 60 years or so into the future, so that the granddaughter of his strong black friend looks the same age as his black friend, & assumes that's who she is.
The actual movie is a lot less interesting. It starts off like an episode of Star Trek, & feels like a 90 minute episode of a mediocre cartoon show. (literally less interesting than Star Trek Prodigy, which is actually kind of alright despite glitter face gay protag.)
>Movie starts
>"Stardate blah-blah-blah"
>"We are on a mission to Planet blah"
>The ship lands & somehow Buzz fricks up & crashes the ship, so everyone is stranded on this planet, & Buzz does some flight experiments that send him a few months in the future each time, so Buzz over the course of experiencing a few days of space experiments gradually travels 60 years into the future.
>At some point before or after this, the space colony doesn't want Buzz doing any more space flight tests, so he has to sneak into a ship for some reason. I really don't remember why. I think I vaguely remember thinking the military class was in on some conspiracy, but that idea didn't go anywhere.
>Anyway, Zurg is a menace in the future, & Buzz teams up with the annoying & unappealing diversity squad to take on Zurg.
>When Buzz meets Zurg, Zurg explains he's actually Old Buzz from the future, & all his Zurg technology is actually grifted from superior aliens who have time travel technology.
>Zurg is intent on preventing the crash of the ship that landed on the planet, so that the space colony can eventually go home & meet their families but this is le bad bc that means black granddaughter would never exist
>sacrifice an entire colony's future and dozens/hundreds of familial ties so a strong black aggressively homosexual woman can be amazeballs
>this is wholly presented as correct
>target audience - 5-8 year olds
????????
The entire crux of the movie revolves around Buzzs love for his black lesbian friend. The black lesbian is only in the beginning but her presence is felt throughout and Buzzs entire motivation in the movie is fuelled by her. And they thought the target audience (5 year olds and white dudes who were 5 years old when Toy Story 1 came out) would like this.
They catastrophically misjudged the sort of movie both their target audience (children), and the actual target audience (insecure white "adults") would want to see.
They were just looking for something else to tear down. They already tore down statues of Washington and Jefferson, they already filled public school English classes with Shaniquas and DeTraviuses, now they’re on to turning Snow White and Little Mermaid into nignogs and turning Buzz Lightyear into a cuck slave of some new Shaniqua.
I like Toy Story but I don't like gay people.
Before the film's release, some people were making a fuss about the fact that one of the characters was gay, as if it were a big problem, but to be honest, that character was a supporting character and didn't leave any impression on me at all.
There were many other problems that needed fixing.
what the FRICK were they thinking
Ahhhhhg, I hate this.
It doesn't make any sense at all.
They were thinking "Frick Tim the Toolman!".
Big mistake, jerks.
It would have been confusing to cast Tim Allen.
>It would have been confusing to cast Tim Allen.
Not if they abandoned the stupid origin story concept And just had "continuing adventures of Buzz Lightyear, if he real" instead
They were probably thinking something like
>Toy Story 4 made a shitload of money, so let's make another one immediately
And then they stopped thinking and made it in a completely different and ugly arstyle, dropped Tim Allen and put gay shit in it to turn off China and lots of other countries.
“we’re dirty israelites that love satan”
Imagine losing your marbles over a childrens movie. Please dont tell that yall, as grown adults, still watch movies marketed for children.
Are republicans really this low iq?
>yall
are you "the market" for this website? Is no, and still being here or yes in general the bigger indictment? you won't respond
never reply to me again
yall
Weak bait
This. Stop being cringe and let the corporations raise children collectively.
I have a theory based on nothing
>Buzz Lightyear and the Adventures of Star Command
>shared rights
>anything even remotely similar to it could lead to a lawsuit/having to split hairs
>Angus MacLane gets a brilliant idea, after watching Interstellar and plating with his legos
>he'll make a Western, because wouldn't that be subversive AND be different from the cartoon?
>a marooned spaceman, living on the edge of this society
>Ultra realistic style because you want to flex your rendering power and those independent youtube guys are getting a little too good...
>make it pozzed as shit
>Mattel banks on this hard, making toys in every scale and niche possible
>everyone banks on it
>the movie is a boring
>nothing like what people wanted
>covid era release
>everyone waits for it to come out on D+
Angus is now unemployed so he can build all the lego he wants
Who the frick is Angus MacLane?
probably: "It's a shame the main character has o be a white male. The black lesbian supporting character is the true heart and soul of this Toy Story spinoff."
You just don't get it. Children NEED to know degenerates are a thing
I REFUSE to believe andy liked this movie. I'll accept the carton-not this movie-as what Andy watched and enjoyed and why he became obsessed with buzz.
Rare example of a based popular letterboxd review.
The silliest thing is that it's impossible that a movie about black lesbians would come out in 1995 lmao.
modern entertainment is like watching a communist show trial and any white male is guilty of white chauvinism until proven innocent
Someone in the writer's room had a not-terrible idea for a time travel astronaut story, where a legendary hero has to deal with the effects of time dilation and eventually confront a future version of himself corrupted by cynicism and loneliness. This would be a pretty decent general audiences action/adventure film, but it needs a solid budget to get off the ground.
So, when this person gets assigned to a Toy Story spinoff, they decided to wedge their own sci-fi idea into an established universe, with no regard for the consistency or tone of that world.
Again, I think there's probably a version of this story that isn't terrible. I think it was just wedged in somewhere it doesn't belong, along with a bunch of "box checker" side characters and the mandatory "white guy can never be shown to be better at anything than a woman/POC".
It happens all the time, honestly. See the leaks about Blade becoming a story about three women "learning life lessons", or everything to do with the Witcher.
lot of hoops to jump through just for the white man bad story they desperately wanted
That's easy: "we need to reach the kids".
The message was oddly depressing for a kids show
>ya fricked up buzz move on and accept it lmao
>also sacrifice white people for strong black lesbians so they can trib and twerk in space yallz
>what were they thinking?
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>Chris "there's only one God, ma'am, and he sucks wiener like me" Evans
If you want to understand what's going on at Disney and companies suffering under anti-merit policies, just watch this and imagine that all the judges are the kind of people who offer unwarranted encouragement and say 'yes' to people who clearly have no talent, and most critically Simon Cowell who is looking at the bottom line isn't there:
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Also to virtue signal they have to give a pass to anyone who is the 'right' skin colour, sex, sexuality, fat, ugly, disabled, etc. according to some moronic box-ticking rules and quotas.
This is literally the standard you're left with once you throw out the top tier, and these obviously delusional gays ACTUALLY BELIEVE they can sing, dance, act, write, animate, voice act, or whatever every bit as much as people with actual talent. So when it's said that the inmates are running the asylum, it's not hyperbole because of lot of these people are literal lunatics.
I thought this show was brilliant because record producers used to suffer this shit behind closed doors, and they found a way to monetise it, but also it shows the public just how rare actual talent is. Plus we got to laugh at idiots who should be laughed at talentless homosexuals for their literal tone deaf hubris.
Obviously, not only natural gifts like voice, timbre, looks, charisma is essential, but people who have actually done the practice, voice training, and disciplined fricking work required to hone their skill, (which as someone who can't sing I have a lot of respect and admiration for).
Commies don't. They only have envy, and a desire to get what they want from their talented betters by any means including to literally beg, borrow, and steal. Why they think they can beg the judges to put them through, and react so badly when they aren't.
>the modern workplace is like American Idol but instead of the judges being critical, they say yes to everyone and offer encouragement and blowing smoke up people's ass
this is painfully accurate
The amazing this is people allow and see the effect of these policies firsthand and still wonder why.
Nobody need wonder because shit like this exists and it's not rocket science, (pun intended), to figure out why the merit system is the way it is, regardless of anyone's feels, or non-reality delusions, how hard done by they think they are, etc. and exactly what would happen if you instituted ANY of these stupid DEI rules or similar moronic policies.
The fact they walk in and risk such embarrassment in the first place shows how delusional they actually are. Especially when their only 'training' is dancing around in their bedroom singing along with Madonna with a deodorant can for a microphone. The only way you can get your head around it is to assume they think it's like some kind of lottery where if you're lucky you'll be picked, like the judges draw names out of a hat.
The way they beg and try to talk the judges into giving them a pass shows them thinking it's all about being liked or anything else other than actually having merit.
As well as other shit like obvious lack of confidence that belies the fact they have no idea what they're doing. Conversely, you get fake overconfidence that comes from trying to hard to pretend you know what you're doing and going through the superficial motions without actually having the skill. Would be like me dressing and acting like Tiger Woods and entering a gold tournament having never played a stroke of golf before.
It's so weird to watch, but this is literal what these people are like, why they're so annoying, and herp-de-durr about the Patriarchal White Supremacy or whatever. In their world it's literally who you know, not what you know, so they assume everyone else operates that way, so really take it personally when they are rejected.
>In their world it's literally who you know, not what you know
to be fair, I'm a college educated computer engineer and this has flat out been my experience regarding career.
My idiot friends with nearly no marketable skills can lose their job in the morning and have a new one in the afternoon because they know people and go out to socialize every weekend. This is also partially due to how merit isn't required any more, you can get guaranteed payment by securing some contract or finding a way to eliminate competition. Hiring your idiot friend isn't a big deal if it won't affect your bottom line, secured by contracts for the next 5 years.
Pleb filter movie that is better than all the Toy Story movies except the first one. And is one of the best sci-fi movies of the decade that handles the space travel portions infinitely better than that piece of shit Interstellar movie.
>Gay homies in outer space
Why didint they cut the lesbian kiss scene from the middle eastern and chinese releases? it would've kept them happy and the movie would've done better besides the movie is the same without it anyway