What will be the high point of the story?
"Oh, look at this totally controlled and programmed nuclear explosion that everyone knew it was gonna happen"
That it?
This is gonna suck so much lol
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What will be the high point of the story?
Do you guys actually hate this movie? I thought it was a joke
It is a joke, but just like /misc/ shit, impressionable and autistic people take it at face value.
pearl clutch and project more you dumb ass karen
>pearl clutch and project more you dumb ass karen
nice twitterspeak homosexual but you have to go back now
this. if it weren't for polshit, everyone would love Black folk just like me. i mean, you'd have to be crazy not to love Black folk right? what's not to love . Black folk make the world such a rich place
why are /misc/spics so fragile?
You guys have become just as brainless and low IQ as anyone I have ever met in real life. You would be mocked mercilessly for your moronation if you didn't hide behind copy-pasted /misc/ memes and tried to speak to someone with a high school level education. Some of you sound as mentally ill as trannies these days.
I don't "hate it", I just have no interest in it, don't understand what it is going to offer me, don't get the point when there's already the destoyer of worlds clip if you want to watch kino
I will watch the movie though and if it entertains me, great
but at this point the only thing appealing about it to me is the memes, it might be really funny
That said 80% of the hate towards this movie is simply nazis mad
>I'll watch something for memes
Christ what a zoomer answer.
that's not what I said
You....you literally said that?
Quote me
And I will enjoy watching you quote unrelated sentences and try to hammer them into making a point different from the one I made
>but at this point the only thing appealing about it to me is the memes, it might be really funny
Yup
and I also said I have no interest in it
meaning I am not going to see it for the memes
Literally the opposite of what you are saying I said
Yes, there might be memes, and they might be funny. That's the only appealing thing about the movie. Nothing in my post said I am going to see it for the memes.
Gunna embarrass yourself more with your ESL reading comprehension and twisting what I said into something I didn't say? Go on, continue.
Don’t give (you)‘s to Reddit, newfren
why watch something if you think it will "offer" you nothing then? u r a stupid follower, you don't think for yourself
>why watch something if you think it will "offer" you nothing then?
Because I might be wrong?
> u r a stupid follower, you don't think for yourself
oh, nevermind. It's because israelites told me too and unlike you I lack free will
>I don't "hate it", I just have no interest in it, don't understand what it is going to offer me, don't get the point
>I will watch the movie though
Sheesh, you sound like an idiot.
You've never watched a movie that didn't interest you and were then surprised when it was really good?
Genuinely feel bad for you, that's how I was exposed to my favourite kinos.
Of course. But I hold my tongue before commenting on actually seeing a movie, especially on places like Cinemaphile, unlike posts like this
Maybe just be quiet until you actually have seen the film? Go watch one of your favorite kino's instead!
thanks for the incorrect take twitter
>incorrect take
Thanks for the meme phrase, reddit.
it's a biographical film
not sure why they're trying to make it like it's some huge big drama thing, we all know what happens at the end
it can be valued for its information and education, but it's not going to be entertaining
nukes aren't even real
I'll probably spend a fiver to rent it when it's available digitally
I mean did you see the trailer? How anyone could be interested in it is beyond me
I just don't see the tension in this scenario. World class centrist becomes a project manager and spends 4 years working on a base in relative safety. Like it's an important historical event but there's no drama here.
The dead japanese obviously
unironically this. the bombing of hiroshima will be the 3rd act.
I wonder if Nolan will be first director to give us a blockbuster with incomprehensible nightmare kino
This csnt be right, since it depicts the japs as people
Why does the dog attack the railing?
it thought the railing was robert j oppenheimer
Dogs will do that when in serious pain.
Wouldnt the bomb not go off since it was dropped into the water?
it was set to detonate in mid-air for maximum damage.
Yes, because the visuals of the explosion will unironically be kino. From the man that brought you the most scientifically accurate black hole
I didn't like Interstellar but it was a nice looking hole.
I think it's just a version of the Trolley Problem with the nuke and the moral gray area of using it "for the right reasons", which mentally tore apart everyone involved with the project. Is this bait?
It will be like the Imitation Game, something that was incredibly complex, important and game changing, but mostly achieved by lots of people spending lots of time figuring stuff out and experimenting. This makes for poor cinema, so every personal story around it is dialled up 1000% and difficulty and roadblocks will be created or overblown to add more tension.
Hence Matt Damon in the trailer going 'this is the most important thing in the world!'
There are a lot of (non combat) ww2 stories getting the film treatment because they are straightforward to write and create, Operation mincemeat with Colin Firth is another, but this is one of the first Hollywood ones I'm aware of
Building the first working nuclear bomb is literally and unironically one of mankind's biggest achievements.
Matt Damon hamming it up and it being in the trailer is there to get the drama across to the audience, of course making the bomb is one of the most important things to come out of the war, but to sell it cinema goers they need to highlight the stakes very clearly and simply
How is "racing to beat the Nazis in developing the largest superweapon on planet earth" not high stakes enough?
damn i didn’t think about the red team good blue team bad angle…
Nazis are unironically the bad guys, yes
i’ve yet to see any proof of this
also the most annoying people hate nazis the most
even if you think every single instance of ethnic cleansing is made up, they invaded their neighbors for no reason and go countless alpha white lineages stomped out for no fricking reason
and got* countless
i never said anything was made up
maybe the fact that you ignore what people like me say is why you’re so clueless and keep making more of us
>making more
lol you barely have any active members in the West that haven't been CIA'd. What sort of bait is this?
Dumbest bait imaginable
germany literally did not need to invade any neighbor
No, you don't understand, they needed more living room, they had to start brother wars
It makes sense to you, because you know what the film is about. But there are lots of people who don't have a fricking clue about anything that's not on tiktok that need it laying down in very simple terms in the trailer, hence that clip being in the trailer in the first place.
I'm talking about the sort of people who think that WW2 was just against the Nazis and the war against Japan was something different, or get confused by ww1 films not having any Nazis or Hitler in them.
I watched all quiet on the Western front with my GF and she asked me if it was WW1 or WW2.
To be fair, the Nazis were the main instigator and problem of the majority of WW2
A lot of theater goers won't know that.
And WWI and the Versailles treaty were direct causes of WWII
Ok? Germans were big butthole troublemakers on WW1 as well? Your point?
by starting to build a fleet that could rival england's. how dare they
I more mean invading sovereign nations for imperialist expansion and using mustard gas to kill civilians but ok
it was actually more a question of who could boss whom around in europe. there are no innocent major european powers in ww1
Sure everyone was at fault...some more than others (ie, German Empire)
>(ie, German Empire)
lmao go frick yourself you worthless piece of shit
....that's what it was called during the reign of the Kaiser you fricking shitheel.
The weak should fear the strong.
nah. the atomic bomb negates the anglos greatest power, starving people out. you cant inflict near a million dead civilians due to famine on a nuclear power, they'll strike u in retribution way before
Average movie goer wont
know that
Maybe a movie can teach them, the same way Marvel movies taught everyone about Operation Firefly.
Well yeah, but to get them to watch it they need the trailer to be dramatic, so they've got Matt Damon acting hard
German Empire wanted ww1, Versailles treaty was more than fair considering the damage Germany did to France. Peace terms in ww1 where too generous which is why the war started up again 19 years later, this is why the allies went for an unconditional surrender.
So what is the appropriate punishment for Germany for starting two World Wars?
>but to sell it cinema goers they need to highlight the stakes very clearly and simply
Yeah, people are moronic and need to be told what to like. On another not, the casting of Damon kinda burns me up
>Hence Matt Damon in the trailer going 'this is the most important thing in the world!'
Of all the things to take issue with, I don’t think that Leslie Groves saying “this is the most important thing in the world” concerning the expedient production of the US nuclear bomb before the Heisenberg could make one is a huge deal. You’re 100% right about everything else though; there will be things that never happened for drama’s sake.
That really is a terrible line, it stood out to me when watching the trailer.Terribley written
They won't even show the bombings of hiroshima, you will see the Enola Gay fly off to its target whilst Oppenheimer starts staring into the distance sweaty and shocked "ahhh shit what have I done I've le doooooomed the world"
How can you look at the nuclear arms race and not conclude that he did in fact, doom the world?
>literal Soviet nukes are missing or unaccounted for or some are in the ocean somewhere, forever
Good.
Don't forget the uss thresher and uss scorpion
move is good propaganda. People need to focus on the two mini nukes instead of the firebombing raid that killed up to a million
(imagine if Nazi Germany killed 1 MILLION in a day with bombs from the Luftwaffe; you wouldn't hear the end of it 200 years later)
>some seething Dresden homosexual mad about the whirlwind
kek, Dresdan was a major shipping and railway center they were moving tanks and supplies through, moron. We even did you a favor and told you ahead of time we would destroy it and your Minister of Propaganda said it was a hoax.
were talking about Tokyo you absolute fricking moron mongo Black person
Ohhh Meetinghouse, that legitimate firebomb raid of Japan's capital? Sorry I just assume you were seething Nazi LARPers since they never shut the frick up about Dresdan. Tokyo was a legitimate military target moreso than the bomb locations later. What are you crying about?
Jews were a legitimate military target.
>Tokyo was a legitimate military target
I'm no historian or lawyer but I think the issue is more the indiscriminate war crimes being committed against civilians
There's an argument the two nukes absolutely were, yes. Tokyo being a. Industrial target isn't one.
>civilians in Tokyo don't count because... because they just don't ok!?
I mean, we also warned Tokyo with pamphlets and radio messages and yet again, an Axis power tried to convince everyone it was a Western plot and that we wouldn't do it.
>Oh it's okay because we dropped pamphlets which we dropped on numerous other cities just to frick with them
That's the same pretext that many serial killers use when selecting their victims. They use something mundane, like asking their victim if they're sure they want a ride, and in their mind the person is asking to be tortured and murdered when they agree.
Are you fricking moronic or something?
Did the person kill thousands of the serial killers friends and family members first? Just because the serial killer tried to get this person from murdering all their Chinese neighbors and looting their homes?
Literally everyone commits war crimes in a global war of annihilation, but only the winners get to prosecute them. The Japs are just sore losers.
>Literally everyone commits war crimes
>but only the winners get to prosecute them
And you still don't see the problem?
What's the problem? That's how warfare has worked for millenia lol. Sure it's not fair, but life's not fair. Woe to the conquered.
this is how i know the nazis were the good guys
>the losers were the good guys!!!!
Protip winners don't lose
greentext strawman
>indiscriminate war crimes being committed against civilians
That's enough talk about the actions of the Japanese
>war
>crimes
Oh you mean like the total fire bombings of entire cities?
As if conventional warfare is any more discriminate.
then why didn't they hit a single military target and only civilians?
I mean Kiev and Bakhmut are also legitimate military targets but you cannot stop kvetching about it
Meetinghouse literally crippled all industrial production in Tokyo.
I mean yea, by killing every worker.
A good and tested tactic of the Einsatzgruppen and the SS
Why are you so angry?
>no argument
I'm not arguing anything I haven't said anything, I just don't see why everyone is so upset.
I'm pretty sure he was referencing the Tokyo firebombings you silly billy
>firebombing people to death is okay cause we told you ahead of time we would
>deaths you cause bad, deaths we cause good cause cope, chud
>NOOOOOOO MUH HECKIN 6 MILLIONERINO
>be at war
>enemy shows you absolutely no courtesy in either European or Pacific theaters
>you still announce your bombings to save as many civilians as possible
Unlike the dirty homosexual Germans and Japanese, we actually sort of care about women and children.
>we actually sort of care about women and children.
>why would you kill them when you could frick them??
Shut up mutt
>bombs concentration camp supply lines
>shocked pikachu face when prisoners starve
>NOOOOO IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
>dumb holohoaxer still lying about this when israelites were starving for months in the camps before we even got close to those supply lines
Kek that's bait right? Before the Conference the long game was to starve them out and abandon the camps.
>lol we will terror bomb cities if we are at war
>no you can't do that back to us! We need that city to continue the war!
>t. israelite
Dresden was in no way a major railway, it was a city full of refugees, and the bombers didn't even target the factories outside the city, they targeted the population center itself.
>maybe if I lie about Dresden people will believe me
lol cope polcel, no. One of the largest railways in the region was located directly in the city. You don't get to b***h and moan about the rules when you break them in London and Stalingrad. Get fricked.
But anon, the winners are always automatically the good guys. Once Russia wins in Ukraine, we will have all been forced to retroactively admit they were the good guys all along and did nothing wrong. That's how history works.
>Luftwaffe turns the entire city of Warsaw into ashes because of an uprising
>...
>The RAF firebombs an industrial city
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT AGHHHHHH IT'S IMMORAL YOU CAN'T AGGGGHHHH THE israeliteS DID THIS AAAGGGGHH I'M LITERALLY SHAKING
Love seeing fascist crying that the rest of the world dared hit back.
You sow the wind, Nazi, you reap the whirlwind. Bomber Harris didn't go far enough.
haha yeah take that white men! kill white men bomber harris!!
i’m a normal person btw you should take my political opinions seriously
If you don't want white men killed, maybe tell your beloved Fuhrer not to invade white countries, not to send his bombers to flatten London and Rotterdam.
If you do, don't be surprised when London bombs you back.
nazis systematically killed tons of people through ethnic cleansing though. I feel like im in an insane timeline here where someone without a shred of irony can say "imagine the nazis killed a million non combatants"
they did, you fricking moron
no dude Hitler needed to invade Poland, the Netherlands, France, and bomb England so that we could save white people
it was about saving white people from israelites, by oppressing dutch people.
yup, he is totally the savior of the white race, seeing as how he got more alpha white lineages snuffed out than any subversive israelite could ever hope to
the real saivor will finish the job in his honor
and i’ll be there fighting along side him
you're like, half dominican or something lol
99.7% white according to 23andme
0.3% injun
Not white then
Face the wall
The allies were merciful. Japan and Germany should both have been nuked into glass craters.
Do it again, Bomber Harris!
Merciful? have you ever read of Operation Meetinghouse. it's where in one day they firebombed Toyko at night killing 100-200k civilians and leaving over a million people injured.
Tokyo was leveled in one night.
the Allies weren't merciful, they committed just as many war crimes as the Axis, the only difference is they won.
Yes, merciful to allow even one Japanese subhuman to survive.
>start war
>get btfo
>refuse to surrender
>get a clear warning of what's about to happen
>still refuse to surrender
>get nuked
>still refuse to surrender
>get nuked again
>finally surrender
They should have bombed Tokyo.
This movie draws heavily from 'The Sexual Cycle of Human Warfare.' It's climax will be a pairing of scenes that alternate between Oppenheimer having sex with his girlfriend, and preparation of the bomb drop on Hiroshima. Oppenheimer cums when the bomb is finally dropped, the sound of his girlfriend's moan as she orgasms will be paired with the image of the mushroom cloud.
There’s going to be a whole uncensored ball-slapping sex scene between spindly old Cillian and his pinko cum dumpster, then Cillian will get all brooding and sad when she lets everyone else control the means of her production. Cap it
The rice cooking montage obv
>What will be the high point of the story?
The twist that nukes aren't actually real
The movie will start with the successful nuclear test and the rest of the three hour running time will be dedicated to a love story between Oppenheimer, Alan Turing, and Ada "the first computer programmer" Lovelace, and each time Oppenheimer makes a calculation she'll click her tongue and make an annoyed expression and playfully spank him and say "you're getting there."
the plot twist is that nukes were fake all along
What the frick is this movie??
Is nolan expecting some huge summer blockbuster?
It's like if Peele wrote and directed a MLK movie similarly/
>first real big blockbuster film done by one of the last independent filmmakers since the pandemic
>Is nolan expecting some huge summer blockbuster?
Um, yes? Do you seriously not think this movie will make 750,000,000+? Because it most certainly will despite what you or anyone else on here thinks.
That's what I keep saying lol I don't know what people are expecting other than 3 hours of talking and maybe 15 minutes of explosion porn. Michael Bay on suicide watch. Still gonna watch it for Cilian tho,
>Still gonna watch it for Cilian tho,
Bloody bhenchod basterd bich
I really hope the R rating is cuz they show people melting from nuclear blast
>Jews win. Europeans lose.
But in reverse.
The high point is clearly going to be demon core issue
its better than watching that feminist propoganda called barbie
Is the Goose a troony now? He really is Cinemaphile.
>Ken is an elderly meth'ed out twink who's taken one too many cumshots to the face.
Why in the frick is this a thing?
All of these homosexualy threads and the movie hasn’t even come out yet. It’s gonna be a huge hit obv.
Damn, Los Alamos looked like that? Lakes and trees and winter?
What was the high point of moneyball? Oh look we went on a 20 game win streak because of our 3 all star pitchers we dont even mention in the movie but then lost in the divisional round of the playoffs
Agree I don't see the appeal, watching scientists at work. So fricking what. I'd watch a documentary about this no problem but not a dramatisation.
that's a big bomb
The twist will be he realizes the US is evil
that's a given. the movie will portray the israelites on the Manhattan project as grieved but le Nazis are killing israelites in the gorillions. the evil ones pushing them will be white males.
movies like this write themselves
You are mentally unwell
Oppenpoop
>supposed to be American propaganda
>will unite the world against the great Satan
based Nolan
My favorite bomb trivia is that when they were testing the nuclear chain reaction in the basement labs of University of Chicago, they had grad student assistants at the reactor with water bottles to try and cool it off in case the chain reaction went awry. Not knowing of course that if that happened those water bottles would not have done much.
My favorite trivia is that they still have one of the original reactors used in the Manhattan Project hidden away in the tunnels under Columbia University in Manhattan. I got to see it with my own two eyes.
That was years ago, dunno if they've sealed it off or put up security cameras since then.
ITT: "I hate this movie, it hasn't come out yet but I still hate it! Wah wah wah, I'll still see it anyway!"
Cinemaphile gets worse by the year.
It started out well meaning to get real shills to frick off and became actual, unironic mental moronation that ate the whole site. Now all of the poor mentally disabled morons the Stormfront homosexuals preyed on copy and paste their memes in every topic, if they ever have to stray off talking point they sound like they are missing a chromosome.
What's wrong with not being interested in a movie but being willing to give it a chance in case it turns out to be good after all?
You're going to have to explain what's wrong with this. Should people be fanatically hating it and being unwilling to give it a chance, that would be better in your mind?
Or it woul be better if everyone was jumping up and down like chuddies on the bed out of hype and excitement?
Like what is it you want, what would make Cinemaphile better for you? We're here to help.
I wish the average post we got was people skeptical about the movie and not mindpoisoned morons who think anything positive or optimistic about anything is inherently shilling, interspersed with the lowest effort 5 year old memes about trannies and Black folk.
>Like what is it you want, what would make Cinemaphile better for you?
Stop complaining about a film you haven't even seen. Be quiet.
twist is the bomb is going to be a dud
screencap this post
The twist is they actually sent three nuke bombers, one was lost in a time warp over the ocean. It emerges from the time warp 70 years later and continues it's original mission as the crew isn't aware that time had passed.
>they nuke Japan
>everyone blames North Korea since who else would it be?
>Korean war 2 starts
>Korean unification
Someone make it
Would a WWII bomber slip through modern radar and AA? Japan is always on alert since their neighbors China and North Korea are batshit crazy.
Finally caved in and bought my ticket today, looking forward to seeing real cinema!
>Cinemaphile - Midwits Arguing about History
as someone who loves war kino but also spends as much time reading actual history books I shudder at the thought of holding historical opinions based on TV and pop culture
The only midwit is the pol larper doing the "muh poor dindu Dresden" meme
Nah you're definitely one of the midwits I was pointing out, you couldn't even spell Dresden properly before someone did and you type like a huge gay
>it wasn't the Nazi larper it was YOU for a typo
lol shut the frick up.
My entire point is that you're both midwits
Also you wrote "Dresdan" several times before someone wrote it properly, it definitely wasn't a typo
>le both sides
Like clockwork lmao
Binary thinking is the midwit's trademark, thank you for outing yourself so blatantly
You literally said that you tard.
I said both you - the nazi hater- and the nazi lover were midwits, that is the opposite of binary thinking
You just showed that on top of having a double-digit IQ, you also have poor reading comprehension
Maybe quit while you're ahead
>I said you were both sides
>not that you were both sides
weird trolling
redditors will seethe about you having the “incorrect opinions” for an entire thread if you simply drop a post or two with the right words
Translates to
>I'll get incessantly mocked for saying stupid shit but cope as "everyone is seething" for 300 plus replies because I'm mentally stunted
greentext strawman
The film is actually about women being girlboss prostitutes.
>Nolan: OMG NUKES THIS IS SUCH A PHILOSOPHICAL DILEMNA AND SUPER SERIOUS!!
>Wes Anderson: Kek, blue skies in the 1950s and cute explosions in the background, science is great btw
Lmao
Its gonna be "WE NEED TO MAKE THIS BOMB OR THE NAZIS WILL"
Lotsa redditors and twitterites seething ITT
No, i’m neither of those things.
And it wouldn’t matter if i was.
You are a nazi, the most vile and despicable thing to ever exist.
You are not human.
I will erase you and all of your disgusting kind from this world with cleansing violence so that you may never be evil again.
2/10, too obvious
Yes, YOU are too obvious.
An obvious basement dwelling loser virgin who thinks hiding behind the mask of the greatest loser in history will save him from actual beautiful progress destroying his entire filthy bloodline.
You are nothing.
I am everything.
I know you're just false flagging after being called out on being a midwit but my first post itt was 30 minutes ago and I didn't mention Hitler a single time
you think you have to actually mention something for me to be able to pin it on you?
oh honey that’s not how this works
i tell you who you are and why you’re bad and everybody reading the thread agrees with me
No joke this movie looks fricking terrible.
Like, I bet it would be super boring and you fall asleep, but there's probably going to be an unrelented amount of BRAAAMMM sound/score to keep the audience awake.
But underneath it, is a boring story about a geeky, boring scientist, and months of slogging work involving thousands of experts.
I honestly don't care. There's other movies about the Manhattan Project I can see anytime. Not really interested in anti-nuclear propaganda starring the guy from Peaky Blinders.
hopefully the whole process leading up to trinity
fermi and the pile, los alamos, dude playing with the dragon, blind kid seeing the flash, plenty of cool shit but i dunno if it'll be in the movie, frankly im not looking forward to frickin matt damon being groves
When he drops le bomb and becomes le death
itt uncultured swine who haven't seen S3E8
I hate lynchgays but that part of S3 was definitely kino, I don't see how Nolan could make a nuke look this good without using copes like "you have to see it in IMAX or it doesn't count"
>white people bad
that's the story
You dumb uneducated Zoomer
It's gonna be be how it went from being a controlled experiment to the biggest unpunished war crime in History, and the guilt he felt being a part of that
>and the guilt he felt being a part of that
lol. lmao even
>anon says something completely reasonable
>other anon acts like he just read the most hilarious thing ever written without explaining why
Of all the homosexualy things people do on this website, this might be the one that annoys me the most
I'm going to be on the other room watching the superior movie, unlike you losers.