What would a new Stargate show be about?
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What would a new Stargate show be about?
What would a new Stargate show be about?
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A overly multicultural crew lead by a black lesbian that fights space racists.
You forgot to mention that the overly multicultural crew would also all be ugly.
that's implied by "multicultural"
It worked for Dark Matter though
I don't think that would be a far cry from what Stargate has historically been. They've had women and non whites and Carter's interest in males is certainly unique- she's probably a closet lesbian. They basically fight space racists.
half naked brown girls
This could potentially be a very good direction for a new stargate series.
Pure tummy kino. Thick thighs too.
Stargate Universe.
I try not to think about it.
BEHOLD
SG command is attacked and a field team stranded on the far side of the gate scours the universe to figure out what happened and get home
No. We don't need another Stargate Universe.
We also don't need a show with endless JJ Abrams style "mysteries" and fetch quests. And then when the show is over it has no rewatchability since the whole show is based on cliff hangars and mysteries.
my favorite part of universe was the entire crew dying multiple times just to have it undone with time travel, going so far as to even duplicate the entire fricking ship. Such brain dead moronic asspulls written by hacks that had a weird hate boner for catholicism and zero disregard for the entire setting
>h...how did a planet get here? theres NOBODY IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE EXCEPT G_O_D THAT COULD MAKE A PLANET!!!!!!!!
imagine thinking religion would exist in a setting where the military literally killed gods, met other alien races who sometimes pretended to be gods, and was in an active alliance with some of them, openly engaging in trade for technology and the like. how fricking low iq would you have to be to believe in any church after the bible-version of satan sent an intergalactic army to your universe only to have your own army wipe them out with a giant super weapon.
at the very least, you wouldnt send religious people into space on missions. ever. EVER.
Was there an explanation for the suspiciously convenient planet in that episode? It's been a while since I watched the series and I really wasn't paying attention by that point
>zero disregard for the entire setting
That's the plot of the old Stargate cartoon with the space alien chick
Derek Chauvin was a goold
I wish they'd reboot Stargate Universe. The actual show wasn't good but the premise was amazing.
Nice toe feet you m'lady
Bring back Stargate Atlantis!
Based and McKay-pilled
>this minor character was so great they gave him his own show for 5 seasons
>Bring back Stargate Atlantis!
They tried actually. The guy on the right in your picture who played John Shepard tried revive the show in the 2010s. He got a bunch of investors and had millions ready to go to fund either another Season or a Stargate Atlantis movie. He approached MGM who owns the rights to Stargate and they flat out told him NO. Then MGM made Stargate Origins instead.
He has several interviews on YouTube about it and many other interesting topics. Like how the producers Stargate were insecure at Battlestar Galactica winning all the TV awards and Stargate didn't (but SG had much higher ratings than BSG) . And then wanting to prove they could make a dark gritty show too. OR the SGU cast getting upset at the SGA cast for not promoting their show more and the fans not accepting SGU. The guy is very honest.
John Shepard was the best. I love him
It really is perplexing the hostility MGM and the producers took with SGA and its cast and fanbase over SGU failing.
>here you have a solid scifi show with a healthy fanbase with willing backers, and most of the cast/crew irl friends and almost all willing to come back
>MGM: frick that
i dont have a link, and i never saved it (the source is it came to me a dream lmao dude trust me) but in a kinda 'off the record' interview RDA once did with fans, he basically said abunch of israelites working at another company wanted SG's time slot for their own shitty show on a completely different channel so they basically conspired to kill the franchise on purpose.
and if you look at the series critically, it's easy to understand why israeli producers and tv makers in particular didnt like star gate. At it's core, it's a pro white nationalist/american military series about white people going around saving the universe by smashing nonwhites and their false gods. They especially shit on all the semitic gods, and the original creators were probably anti-semites. It flew under the radar in the first movie, after all who cares about RA anymore, but when the series became a tv show it sure did get pretty spicy with its meme.
Now, to regular people watching a fun scifi show this sounds insane, but to a schitzo member of the tribe, it makes perfect sense to destroy this kind of thing before it gets even bigger. I suspect farscape was killed for similar politically motivated reasons. John Criton, american space terrorist, probably rubbed a few big brain thinkers the wrong way so they crushed it before people started getting the wrong ideas.
How much of that did RDA actually imply and how much of it is you reading too deeply into what he said. Serious question because I haven't seen the interview you're talking about and I want to know if I have another valid reason to hate israelites.
every episode is "emancipation"
tv and films need more fit women
A clearing and the marines in space who always seem to end up there.
stargates
Make it an alternate universe prequel
>1946
>secret German base in Antarctica is sorrounded by Soviets
>in a last resort a group of elite soldiers opens the gate and go trough with a tiger tank
>No big enemies in the first season, they just travel between worlds, slowly upgrading the tiger
>1946
>secret German base in Antarctica is sorrounded by Soviets
No.
Continue with the original sg1 formula and expand on the Four Great Races, etc.
I started watching SG1 recently, at the second season now. I’m enjoying it. How are the other Stargates? Are they worth watching?
yes
SGA starts off slightly off beat but by the end of first season it finds its footing.
General rule of thumb with SGA is the more male characters are involved the more fun the episode is.
There's a few Teyla focused episodes that while aren't BAD are more of a chore to sit though minus 1 with her and Todd.
SGU is just heavily flawed where the producers decided to frick the SG-1 feel to chase the BSG carrot and isn't until towards the end of the 2nd season it starts to go back towards that formula, kind you after they knew they were already canceled and had nothing to lose.
It's not uncommon to only like LT. Crazy homie in the entire first season.
We can only hope it isn't about someone kidnapping Taylas baby again
You leave Michael out of this
>key to ruling the Pegasus galaxy is stealing his brown waifus baby
Liked Micheal as a villian but his plots bordered between insane and absurd.
the show producers wanted more woke bullshit as the series got more popular but at the same time writers cleverly subverted it by making race mixing with a single mom doom the galaxy.
>What would a new Stargate show be about?
I always felt that after defeating the Goa-Uld, SG should have been about dealing with the thousands of planets that had been colonized and were now independent, with Earth's Stargate Command going round trying to get them into a federation, with some planets refusing and using the left over Goa-Uld tech to try and establish their own empires.
This would have been more interesting then simply rehashing a new Big Bad aliens species with the Ori and Wraiths.
When everything ended there was still lots of room to take stuff.
There's everything like you said
>the entire Ori Galaxy is now open to travel to
>Wraith steadily ramping up and determined to find a way to the Milky Way
>the evil Asguard
>was early discussions to bring in the tech based Wraith shown in the Dadelus Variations
That's just more Big Bad aliens and more of the same kinda storylines.
> oh no, Big Bad aliens!
> we gotta defeat them!
> but they're winning!
> we need to destroy the alien McGuffin!
> we did it, hooray!
freeing the jaffa from the evil white gua'olds and dealing with LGBTQ issues on CHULACK.
I guess I'll post it.
What's ironic is that this is EXACTLY what SG: Universe was.
no it wasn't.
that skit is more like a 2000's high school movie about "cool" teens having attitude issues.
universe was just melodramatic shlock.
even stargate threads can't be comfy anymore.
even stargate threads have to be "REE I HATE CURRENT DAY" whining.
Cinemaphile is truly over.
Best option is to just not do it. Stargate has a weird problem Star Trek and other scifi shit doesn't have in that it is insanely long ruinning while also set in 'le modern day'. These two things frick each other up if you try to revive the show because you need to either...
>somehow depict 2020s Earth as 2020s Earth despite 20 fricking years of alien technology and shit
or
>shit on the entire concept and make Star Trek, but with 2020s culture and shit
Stargate lasted too long. That the gate hadn't gone public yet was already stretching believability. They should open with discloser happening in, like, 2011 or some shit, and make the series about humans colonizing an empire they didn't know they had.
Just a 24/7 close up of my crusty anus, every now and then I push some logs out or squeeze out some rhea if I'm going big on yogurt and applesauce, and that's basically it.
Which would you prefer? Total reboot or a sequel series that is Stargate in name only?
And understand that if (you) were in charge of making this show, you yourself would chose one of the above two. Anyone who says 'Why couldn't they just make a Stargate show like the old one, bring back O'Neil, bring back Jackson, bring back..." you are a fricking idiot. Star Trek can do that. Star Wars can do that. Stargate, hyperspecifically, can't do that. It must either be Stargate in name only or a complete reboot. Try to write a Stargate sequel right now and see how many words you can get in before you start running into problems.
>Try to write a Stargate sequel right now and see how many words you can get in before you start running into problems.
Reese comes back to life and kidnaps an earth boy (me) and they have cool space adventures throughout the galaxy and marital sex.