What would a Shining remake be like?

What would a Shining remake be like?

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those two are built for yuri love.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unironically how do you get a gf like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aliexpress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just b

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need to a chad and also live in Japan or Korea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Be a cute lesbian.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Money and good looks (face) unironically.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have those and I'm a virgin in my mid 20s

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Overconfident and egoistic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you don’t want to be their boyfriend, you want to be their coke dealer

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rollin

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine unsheathing a demon-forged cursed katana that burns with black flames and slicing them in half

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      okay now what

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Teleport behind them and have a 5 minute speech to nobody about blades, honor, and revenge

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Shining remake be like?
    hot garbage

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He said remake.

      Reminder that Doctor Sleep (especially the Director's Cut) is unironically a better film and, obviously, a far better King adaptation than The Shining.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >literally says sequel on the cover

        Yes, but that movie is what I would expect from a remake in terms of quality.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sleep (especially the Director's Cut)
        not gonna bother watching so qrd?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I saw doctor sleep in the fricking theater you butthole. What the frick are you on about claiming it's more entertaining and better than the shining? It fails in both regards.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Shining is a moronic film.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            pleb got filtered

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Filtered hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a far better King adaptation than The Shining.
        Only correct take in your post, since King is crap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally says sequel on the cover

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be remade. Most of you trannies don't even have a wife or a kid. Most of you probably still live with your parents.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate women

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Made in the current year... it would be 95% CGI effects and explosions.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want an asian gf so bad bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      as long a you're white it should be no problem

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They did that in 1997 with a miniseries

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    models are going for the old 'droid look, prepping us for what's to come

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think I've pinpointed the reason I can't take women seriously: they have no penis.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Severely lacking fake moon landing cues.
    Also I would be glad to coome playing with them, if you catch my shining

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *