What would be a more fitting response?

What would be a more fitting response?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just Rey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP and legit the best option. She was always sad about being "just Rey," but here, it could have been that she accepted it and was proud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      actually good writing is banned

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, I've been saying this since I first saw the movie. She should have accepted that being "just Rey" is fine because she can still have family and friends that she chooses to associate with. She casts aside her Palpatine lineage but doesn't have to take up the Skywalker name, that's so forced and awful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but doesn't have to take up the Skywalker name
        Her entire character only exists to try and shove aside Luke, the masculine hero, and replace him with a female knock-off. That's the entire purpose of the character being written.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Right. That's dumb and bad. I stand by my assessment.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reyy lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reycist. FRICK NI- *credits roll*

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey Palpatine

    Movie still would have been awful, but maybe 1% less awful. Making her related to the emperor in the first place was a completely moronic decision

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This franchise is so stale with all the light side stories and all the protagonists always resisting the dark or tuning away from it. The one time we got a dark side fall with Anakin it wasn't well done. Dark side Rey that doesn't turn back would've been true supervision and engaging.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's what Kotor is for. At least you get to decide there. But I doubt they'll ever make a movie where an antagonist or dark sider wins or is presented as a protagonist.
        The closest thing to that was again a game, which was going to be about Maul, but it got cancelled.
        Modern audiences would range if "the bad guys" won.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I actually think modern audiences would like it. They got over Kylo Ren killing Han Solo and ending up loving him even before he turned good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kotor darkside is still moronic. its still needlessly edge bioware responses rather than believable fall/lust for power etc.
          >see a crying child
          >choose to give them candy or kick them to the curb

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm Rey
    >Rey who? Who are your people?
    >My people have passed away, they walk amongst the sky.
    >Rey Skywalker then.
    It's like poetry, it rhymes.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is asking? I said Rey b***h what are you the police? Trying to steal my identity? FRICK you old b***h

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only father figure was a solo
    >only mother figure was a solo
    >the guy she kissed (supposedly loved) and gave his life for her was a solo
    >the name which was given to the last guy without a family in this franchise was solo
    Hmmm

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny and based.

      Gay and cringe.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't murder another character in a duel she has no right winning
      >Didn't crash a ship she has no right knowing how to fly at all
      >Didn't fully turn a villain good right away
      >Didn't win THAT often GUYS!!!!
      >parents left when I was young... therefore i am more technically proficient than F-35 fighter pilots
      truly reymarkable copes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick its a reylo homosexual in the wild.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rey is beloved and respected by all other characters for no reason.

      That's what makes her a Mary Sue, not whatever arbitrary successes/losses ascribed to her actions. Having a basic arc doesn't make you a good character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >beloved and respected by all other characters for no reason
        I don't seem to recall anyone on her home planet loving or respecting her. And the reason the other main characters do is because she earns actually earns it by being useful and (unlike a certain Chosen One) "a good friend".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Reddit filename
      Of course

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She starts to say Skywalker, but then she’s cut off and we cut to a scene of a horrified Luke waking up from a nightmare. Mara Jade asks him if he’s ok and Luke responds saying he’a fine. Mara Jade then tells look to go back to sleep because they have to wake up early and get ready since Han, Leia, and Chewie are coming to visit Ben at the academy tomorrow. Then there’s a post credit scene of an unknown man in the unknown regions saying how after all these years since the death of the only person who could him, Sheev, he’s finally ready to return back to the known galaxy. It’s Darth Plaeguis and we’re set up for a the real sequel trilogy.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey Pist.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rey who?
    >Rey Who
    >...No thats what I'm asking, Rey Who?
    >I'm telling you... Rey Who.
    >But thats what I'm asking ya!

    basically turn it into a Whos on first routine. might as well. these movies were fricking stupid.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey Black folklayer

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey Romano

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rey in on deez nuts

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MaREY Sue

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey Shadowlegendsvrvnn

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the Rey-fridgerator one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who asked?
    Like literally, why the frick would the old lady expect a resonse back when she doesn't even state her own name

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pew Pew

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey Starwars

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who's on first?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Disney have this weird phase where they tried to explain why people in Star Wars have weird names in this movie and in Solo?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, I guess I'm Rey nobody.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Shut the frick up, b***h. I don't know you"

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the end the trilogy on an autistic knock knock joke?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who are you?
    >I'm Rey
    >Rey who?
    >Rey'd: Shadow Legends is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles, and hundreds of never before seen champions to collect and customize. Look how crazy the level of detail is on these champions! RAID: Shadow Legends™ is getting big real fast, so you should definitely get in early. Starting now will give you a huge head start.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey Sneed

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Why are you standing by two mummified corpses"

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey… *braaaaap*

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rey palpatine would have been way better. accepting where she came from but not letting it define her path.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I've always felt, acknowledging the simple truth of her lineage but showing you don't have to be evil because of it.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you can call me Ray

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For you

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rey who?
    >rey deez nuts

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you?
    No one, Just a friend of the skywalkers paying my respects.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna wanga with her

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ray Solo is still dumb but it would make sense at least.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey deez nuts

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ray starwars

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey sequelstrash

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey The Mandalorian
    *proceeds to put on helmet and gurasson music plays*

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sheev Palpatine

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reyp is how they shake hands in Japan

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Darth Marisoo

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