Whites (specifically Northern Scandinavian and German) have the largest penises actually. It makes sense when you realize they're also the largest/tallest as well.
was it seinfeld or friends that had an episode about a baby with a huge dong? either way what's up with israelites and subjecting babies to sexual objectification??
>He always wants anal, Jerry. I mean sure, it was nice to have my butthole licked in the beginning, but now I can barely sit down! He hasn't fricked my pussy in months, my sponge is pointless!
i produce too much saliva and drool at random times. one time i accidentally drooled all over papers my boss had handed me and i had to hand them back to him
The first time I met my eventual wife in college I drooled while I was talking to her. It was embarrassing but she was still into me. If you have a real connection silly shit like that won’t make you fumble the firm you’re supposed to end up with
>If you have a real connection silly shit like that won’t make you fumble the firm you’re supposed to end up with
Thanks for making me feel worse. Different anon btw.
>I'm telling you Jerry, and Elaine... *stares at Elaine close* he was crustmaxxing. *makes intrigued face* >crustmaxxing? Sounds assuredly unsanitary! >ew this is gross >Ohh if only you knew how bad things ReALEEEY ARE! *flips out*
>I’m at my wits end with this guy, Jerry! >Aw come on Lainey, how bad could he be? Besides, you told me he has great taste in music. >Jerry, he insists on putting on an old vinyl of the Horst Wessel Lied anytime we’re in bed!
Italian, French, Thai, Chinese, Japanese ect. I can cook a lot of different cuisines, it’s been my hobby since I was a child. >that being said I’ve had ex-girlfriends complain that my food was making them gain weight so it seems like the sort of thing that Elaine would b***h about to Jerry
>He always wants anal, Jerry. I mean sure, it was nice to have my butthole licked in the beginning, but now I can barely sit down! He hasn't fricked my pussy in months, my sponge is pointless!
>Jerry: So, how was the date last night? >Elaine: He was fine, but he just kept coming out with these strange facts >Jerry: Like what? >Elaine: Well, did you know that despite being 13% of the population...
Like 90% of American women still rocked the full bush during the era when Seinfeld was made, bikini-line waxing and bush trimming started in the 80s but I doubt Elaine would have done it since she didn’t spend most of her free time wearing a bikini at the beach
damn, i thought i was the only one. i never really saw her make a face like that in the show before. i'd think she would be weirded out by George but she seems to like it
Used to pause this scene and jack off to her because she looked so fricking good
another great Elaine face is in the blooper reel when Kramer and Elaine are near an electric socket and he's telling her to stick something in it. She keeps breaking and at one point looks up at Kramer and looks so hot
Elaine: he doesnt play minecraft in creative mode Jerry
Jerry: not even to build a medival castle?
Elaine: nope. wont do it. i asked him to switch to creative so i can put some villagers, he insisted on curing them manually with golden apples he made himself. made himself!
Jerry: wow thats dedication. did he at least let you fill the moat with axelotls?
Elaine: thats the thing! he only wants tropical fish! tropical fish! in a moat! hes such an autistic control freak
jerry: so what did you do?
elaine: i went foshing with him... 9 hours of fishing for tropical fish jerry.
*george enters*
jerry: elains new boyfriend doesnt use creative mode
George: what! you know how long i been trying to get women to play survival mode with me? since launch jerry!
Elaine used to be funny in earlier seasons when she just followed along whatever the guys did. But then she developed this stupid, very feminist, atitude and ruined it all
I had an Elaine friend in college we both hated each others politics but took every class together she asked if I was racist and I said yes. Honestly has been one of the best friendships I've ever had platonic fun works sometimes.
i have the best platonic friendship with a girl and its going to crush me one day when she finally gets a boyfriend. But I can't date her because she's a different race and our kids will look weird.
>hes a neet, jerry >he lives with his parents, jerry >hes in his 30s, jerry >hes never had a girlfriend, jerry >hes a 3/10, jerry >hes balding, jerry >he doesnt want to post the one thing that really disqualifies him from dating/success because he doesnt want to read peoples criticisms of it, jerry
I love the sexual tension between Costanza and Elaine, both know Elaine has zero interest in Costanza and Costanza is mature enough not to bother, but both know Costanza is a dude and will feel attraction to Elaine and it's a sort of fact of life rather than something creepy. This is a very delicate and odd place to be in, but proves it is possible for men to be genuine friends with attractive women, not in the "friendzone" sense.
its still worse than just having a male friend in that spot. and it never works outside of a group setting. there were times i'd get stuck alone with the chick of the group and i'd just make a call or something.
>He’s autistic Jerry! >Autistic! >Autistic! And he’s so nice too… I don’t want to just dump him, but all he talks about are movies! >I bet he posts on forums too! >laugh track
that it appears like i shave my balls because they're always completely bare. i just don't really grow hair on my balls ever. a girl commented about it once and she seemed weirded out
He gaped me Jerry.
He gaped you?
Yup. Gaped.
Huh. I never took you for a gaper.
Neither did I!
And that’s the way it gonna be now. You’ve been gaped.
I have been (smacks lips) Gaped.
[enter Kramer]
Whatcha guys taking about?
(Elaine and Gerry Together): GAPING.
Which one? Uh, uh… together?
Just watched the episode where it all goes down The Mango episode 501. She gives him another shot and he couldn't seal the deal because of performance anxiety.
Is there another episode where this is discussed?
>Elaine feels conflicted about how anon is a "foot guy"; on one hand she finds it kinda loser-ish, on the other she enjoys the attention/foot rubs/having a bf who wants to go shoe shopping with her, etc. >jeri says he never understood foot guys because he finds feet gross >George complains how unfair it is that there is a guy for every part of a woman's body no matter how gross, but almost all women value the same small handful of traits in men >Kramer casually mentions how he has sucked plenty of women's toes and several have sucked his
>He’s an incel! >An incel? >Yeah, he’s never had sex. >Never? >Never! >Well, you could do something about that. >Jerry, it’s a dealbreaker. No woman will have sex with an incel. >That’s a Catch-22. He can’t stop being an incel until he has sex, but he can’t have sex as long as he’s an incel. >I don’t make the rules, Jerry.
They do hang out and end up mostly making fun of Jerry. But they do seem to get along vs the world, they both have adv issue at the clothing store with the mannequin and both really have beef with the physical therapist.
>he's been banned hundreds of times, the jannies know him by name jerry!
>Didn't you used to moderate that website, Kramer? >Yeah, still do. We called that guy "homosexualanon" >how much did they pay you to clean up a place like that? >I do it for free, Jerry!
>I'm fat >I'm boring >I'm lazy >I'm forgetful >I pick my nose >I dress poorly (outside of when I actually dress up) >I have a wierd laugh >I have a small mouth, which looks extra wierd on my wide head, but is only really noticable when I smile >I'm celibate >I'm a nationalist but not a patriot >I have eczema >I have athsma >I might have IBS >I live with my parents >I only leave my house for work
The list goes on, I'm sure.
A lot of Elaine lovers here, she never did anything for me. You know what hit me during the Seven episode was how hot Susan is. I'm watching them in the car and blood started flowing to my peepee.
>elaine: he won't shut up about your stupid hallway >jerry: my hallway? he won't shut up about MY hallway? like outside my apartment? >elaine: yeah! he keeps saying it's impossible, like spatially it doesn't add up. >jerry: my hallway? >elaine: he says it's non-euclidean. >jerry: non-euclidean? now hold on, my hallway is *definitely* euclidean! >elaine: I told him that! he says it's impossible for it to be the angle it is because spatially it should pass through where your kitchen is >jerry: huh. you know, now that you mention it... >*kramer enters* >kramer: JERRY I NEED A PICKLE
George is always just George and no unless it happens in curb your enthusiasm but that'd be moronic. Elaine canonically marries me when I go back in time and stop Julia from meeting her husband.
Elaine is not my type usually but I somehow have a huge crush on her anyway, one of my primary reasons for enjoying seinfeld so much is just to oogle her.
He's into ballbusting, Jerry >Ballbusting?
Ballbusting, >What's ballbusting?
He likes when I bust his balls. >His balls?
His balls, Jerry! >You bust his balls?
I bust his balls!
>elaine: you've met my new boyfriend hans the other day, right jerry? >jerry: yeah, sure. nice guy >elaine: he might be nazi... >jerry: you mean like he voted for trump? *laugh track* >elaine: no jerry, like a the holocaust didn't happen member of the NSDAP kind of nazi >jerry: interesting. so what made you think he's nazi? >elaine: well... we were having sex, great sex btw, and he kept calling me anne for some reason >jerry: oh, like anne frank. I get it. >elaine: then when he was about to come he would do a face like *makes hitler face* and shout SIEG HEIL >kramer chimes in: that's pretty nazi I'd say >elaine: right!? besides that he's a great guy >jerry: does he know you're israeli? >elaine: I'm not israeli jerry, you know that >kramer: I thought you were israeli >george: so did I >elaine: I'm not >jerry: but does he know you're not israeli? I think you might be dating one of those khazarian milker fetishist >elaine: khazarian milkers??? >jerry: yeah, it's something they say when sharing pictures of hot israeli woman on anonymous picture forums - nice khazarian milkers >elaine: but I'm not even israeli jerry! >george: as soon as he finds out your relationship will be over, haha *george noise and hand wave* >elaine: but I don't want it to be over, I like him! despite being a nazi >kramer: gotta israelite it up then elaine
Doen'st want to date guys anymore because "they're going to troon out anyway".
Penis is too big.
they never really made any reference to large penises in Seinfeld, right? not even small penises besides shrinkage
there wasn't much black people on Seinfeld so that's why you never hear about huge wieners
Blacks have the highest rates of homosexuality though and the highest estrogen levels
Holy cope
Condemn the Talmud
>facts are cope
Tariq was right
Whites (specifically Northern Scandinavian and German) have the largest penises actually. It makes sense when you realize they're also the largest/tallest as well.
Until every single one of you publicly denounces and burns the Talmud, make no mistake - you are the ENEMY.
Please fill in that gap and tell us all at length how much you love big brown penises.
We need that guy that always posts about big wiener reactions
Like moths to a flame
Well done anon
I think it's partly implied that she can't stop getting back together with Puddy because of his nice dick
her moaning when fricking
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was it seinfeld or friends that had an episode about a baby with a huge dong? either way what's up with israelites and subjecting babies to sexual objectification??
Curb had an episode where Larry complimented someone on tje size of his 8 yo son's benis.
i remember that episode
frick you, i distinctly remember one of those shows talking about a baby that had a huge dong
I can tell you're indian
This. She'd be limping into Jerry's apartment bow-legged.
My friends all think I'm gay.
Goyim didn't do as I say
>He always wants anal, Jerry. I mean sure, it was nice to have my butthole licked in the beginning, but now I can barely sit down! He hasn't fricked my pussy in months, my sponge is pointless!
i produce too much saliva and drool at random times. one time i accidentally drooled all over papers my boss had handed me and i had to hand them back to him
The first time I met my eventual wife in college I drooled while I was talking to her. It was embarrassing but she was still into me. If you have a real connection silly shit like that won’t make you fumble the firm you’re supposed to end up with
>If you have a real connection silly shit like that won’t make you fumble the firm you’re supposed to end up with
Thanks for making me feel worse. Different anon btw.
I don't use shampoo.
Intact
Goy
>he's got a nasty turtle dick, Jerry!
>it was crusted with smegma!
>I'm telling you Jerry, and Elaine... *stares at Elaine close* he was crustmaxxing. *makes intrigued face*
>crustmaxxing? Sounds assuredly unsanitary!
>ew this is gross
>Ohh if only you knew how bad things ReALEEEY ARE! *flips out*
She looks like George there
Something petty like the colour of my shoes
>he deleted the tweet?
>he…DELETED…THE TWEET! I can’t date a tweet deleter!
i forgot to flush the toilet after i took a shit
>I’m at my wits end with this guy, Jerry!
>Aw come on Lainey, how bad could he be? Besides, you told me he has great taste in music.
>Jerry, he insists on putting on an old vinyl of the Horst Wessel Lied anytime we’re in bed!
Kramer bursts in the door
>Well you know what they say: better an old vinyl than an old rubber!
Laugh track plays
*funky base transition*
She looks pretty with the glasses
I would berry my dick so far up her ass whoever pulled it out would be crowned Sir Arthur
agreed
sexual intercourse
He's the most racist man alive
I like cooking so she’d probably complain that the food I make for her was causing her to gain weight
what kind of food do you make? probably way better for her than eating out constantly
Italian, French, Thai, Chinese, Japanese ect. I can cook a lot of different cuisines, it’s been my hobby since I was a child.
>that being said I’ve had ex-girlfriends complain that my food was making them gain weight so it seems like the sort of thing that Elaine would b***h about to Jerry
A dingo actually ate my babby in IRL.
What would it take to Buck Break Elaine? Make her obedient?
The crazy clown guy was getting there
See
He makes me finish all of the eggs, Jerry!
elaine benis
Too good at eating pussy, only 8 inch wiener
>Jerry: So, how was the date last night?
>Elaine: He was fine, but he just kept coming out with these strange facts
>Jerry: Like what?
>Elaine: Well, did you know that despite being 13% of the population...
do you think Elaine rocked a bush? I think the show made it into the era where women did landing strips but i'm not sure about her
Elaine had a bush.
You can tell based on the hairdo she had in any given episode
that she had a full blown bush?
Like 90% of American women still rocked the full bush during the era when Seinfeld was made, bikini-line waxing and bush trimming started in the 80s but I doubt Elaine would have done it since she didn’t spend most of her free time wearing a bikini at the beach
cutting edge styles by decade
70's -> wild
80's -> trim/dorito
90's -> landing strip
00's -> bald
10's -> mullet (just bald lips)
20's on anything goes
elaine would been very 80's for her time and age
Full bush was still very common in the 00s anon, or at least it was with the girls I dated during that era
its just a cultural zeitgeist/porn trend list, it won''t cover every case
I always thought she looked so fricking pretty when she is smiling at the idea of George possibly being in love with her boyfriend Tony
Used to pause this scene and jack off to her because she looked so fricking good
damn, i thought i was the only one. i never really saw her make a face like that in the show before. i'd think she would be weirded out by George but she seems to like it
another great Elaine face is in the blooper reel when Kramer and Elaine are near an electric socket and he's telling her to stick something in it. She keeps breaking and at one point looks up at Kramer and looks so hot
Link?
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Happens around 2:20. Maybe I’m just weird but I like it for some reason
So hot. Love when we get to hear Puddy make her cum in a different ep
when was that? i thought he stops before she can because he can't stop thinking about Jerry being pissed
Yeah but you get to hear moaning
the only elaine scene I ever jacked off to was the one where she's barefoot in the sauna just wearing a towel
I think if Seinfeld was still on there would absolutely be an episode where a guy is obsessed with her feet and wants to frick them
Elaine: he doesnt play minecraft in creative mode Jerry
Jerry: not even to build a medival castle?
Elaine: nope. wont do it. i asked him to switch to creative so i can put some villagers, he insisted on curing them manually with golden apples he made himself. made himself!
Jerry: wow thats dedication. did he at least let you fill the moat with axelotls?
Elaine: thats the thing! he only wants tropical fish! tropical fish! in a moat! hes such an autistic control freak
jerry: so what did you do?
elaine: i went foshing with him... 9 hours of fishing for tropical fish jerry.
*george enters*
jerry: elains new boyfriend doesnt use creative mode
George: what! you know how long i been trying to get women to play survival mode with me? since launch jerry!
I can hear their voices
I don't get it.
Not very funny, though. Exaggerate their traits more
i laughed. unique choice of topic for a seinfeld bit but I laughed.
Savagely mogged
She really was the best Jerry ever had.
Elaine used to be funny in earlier seasons when she just followed along whatever the guys did. But then she developed this stupid, very feminist, atitude and ruined it all
I enjoyed her in every season because she was hot and didn't really turn into a cartoony version of herself
sexo
to me she looks so different when she was this young. i almost don't even think she looks as hot as she did later on Seinfeld
I had an Elaine friend in college we both hated each others politics but took every class together she asked if I was racist and I said yes. Honestly has been one of the best friendships I've ever had platonic fun works sometimes.
i have the best platonic friendship with a girl and its going to crush me one day when she finally gets a boyfriend. But I can't date her because she's a different race and our kids will look weird.
>hes a neet, jerry
>he lives with his parents, jerry
>hes in his 30s, jerry
>hes never had a girlfriend, jerry
>hes a 3/10, jerry
>hes balding, jerry
>he doesnt want to post the one thing that really disqualifies him from dating/success because he doesnt want to read peoples criticisms of it, jerry
my unbelievably large micropeen
i fricking love when George randomly gets horny for Elaine. he usually acts like he doesn't really like her at all
Thats not acting. George doesn't like Elaine. Elaine hates George.
I love the sexual tension between Costanza and Elaine, both know Elaine has zero interest in Costanza and Costanza is mature enough not to bother, but both know Costanza is a dude and will feel attraction to Elaine and it's a sort of fact of life rather than something creepy. This is a very delicate and odd place to be in, but proves it is possible for men to be genuine friends with attractive women, not in the "friendzone" sense.
I also love this
as it is comedy kino.
its still worse than just having a male friend in that spot. and it never works outside of a group setting. there were times i'd get stuck alone with the chick of the group and i'd just make a call or something.
Black tank top is quite possibly the sexiest piece of clothing a woman can wear.
i fricking love the way Kramer yells
>SHE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
and then the scene just ends lol
>He’s autistic Jerry!
>Autistic!
>Autistic! And he’s so nice too… I don’t want to just dump him, but all he talks about are movies!
>I bet he posts on forums too!
>laugh track
The gaping, for sure.
So she wasn't faking with him like the others?
She says she faked with Jerry because she didn't have orgasms back then
everyone in here talking about Elaine's bush is making me think impure thoughts. i had never thought about it before
that's the classic "Julia is trying not to laugh" face
women don't complain about rape
you're full of fricking shit. she even lets him try again and he still doesn't make her cum. nice try, though.
bump
That I never want to go out.
that it appears like i shave my balls because they're always completely bare. i just don't really grow hair on my balls ever. a girl commented about it once and she seemed weirded out
well yeah dude you're not supposed to show your mother your testicles
>He wasn't circumcised Jerry
He gaped me!
>it's an elaine is wearing nothing but a robe and tubesocks episode
He gaped me Jerry.
He gaped you?
Yup. Gaped.
Huh. I never took you for a gaper.
Neither did I!
And that’s the way it gonna be now. You’ve been gaped.
I have been (smacks lips) Gaped.
[enter Kramer]
Whatcha guys taking about?
(Elaine and Gerry Together): GAPING.
Which one? Uh, uh… together?
Witnessed
Just watched the episode where it all goes down The Mango episode 501. She gives him another shot and he couldn't seal the deal because of performance anxiety.
Is there another episode where this is discussed?
No, that anon was just trying to bait
At the very end she asks Jerry if he has any of that mango left. Well then he remembers what happened with George.
The episode ends with him giving a look at the camera like it would be worth a shot. The mango just made George horny
>Elaine feels conflicted about how anon is a "foot guy"; on one hand she finds it kinda loser-ish, on the other she enjoys the attention/foot rubs/having a bf who wants to go shoe shopping with her, etc.
>jeri says he never understood foot guys because he finds feet gross
>George complains how unfair it is that there is a guy for every part of a woman's body no matter how gross, but almost all women value the same small handful of traits in men
>Kramer casually mentions how he has sucked plenty of women's toes and several have sucked his
he watches vtubers Jerry!
i don't even think he understands half the things they say!
amazing how people watched this in the 90s and thought these were 3 white people and not middle easterners.
Spend some time out of race obsessed circles. 90% of normalgays think israeli is just a religion.
thats basically what i just said???
>he just keeps looking on his phone saying he's trying to get dubs.
>He’s an incel!
>An incel?
>Yeah, he’s never had sex.
>Never?
>Never!
>Well, you could do something about that.
>Jerry, it’s a dealbreaker. No woman will have sex with an incel.
>That’s a Catch-22. He can’t stop being an incel until he has sex, but he can’t have sex as long as he’s an incel.
>I don’t make the rules, Jerry.
Jerry is such a terrible actor. Even though he’s playing himself!
Still going, this schizo
Don’t they have medication they’re supposed to take?
Chrissy. He's fricked up.
kek
George’s fricking face at the end makes me laugh so hard every time. He almost looks mad
I go ass to mouth every time we frick. Deep down, she really loves it.
Isn’t there an episode where George and Elaine team up for something but they keep mentioning how it doesn’t work without Jerry?
They do hang out and end up mostly making fun of Jerry. But they do seem to get along vs the world, they both have adv issue at the clothing store with the mannequin and both really have beef with the physical therapist.
>I can’t believe he gaped me Jerry
Of course they have scenes together but I’m talking about scheming or plot lines only involving the two
Not a real doctor
Too sponge-worthy
Dick too fat.
>he posts on Cinemaphile Jerry!
>so what?
>so what? I can't date a channer!
>well maybe he's just a tourist
>he has the page bookmarked Jerry
>he's been banned hundreds of times, the jannies know him by name jerry!
>Didn't you used to moderate that website, Kramer?
>Yeah, still do. We called that guy "homosexualanon"
>how much did they pay you to clean up a place like that?
>I do it for free, Jerry!
>he walked out after realising i'm israeli, jerry!
>he walked out after i told him how many previous partners i've had, jerry!
>He forced me under the covers, farted, and held the covers over me, Jerry!
>He put me in the gas chamber and laughed!
>no confidence, not a go getter, a loser, low self esteem etc
Aka she wouldn't date me in the first place
The sex is too good, and she spends all day thinking about it.
My ass is to tasty when rimming. Addicted she is.
She's probably complain about my premature ejaculation.
>Right in his pants, Jerry!
>He makes me feel self conscious, his butthole smells like berries.
>Berries?
>Berries, Jerry!
>I'm fat
>I'm boring
>I'm lazy
>I'm forgetful
>I pick my nose
>I dress poorly (outside of when I actually dress up)
>I have a wierd laugh
>I have a small mouth, which looks extra wierd on my wide head, but is only really noticable when I smile
>I'm celibate
>I'm a nationalist but not a patriot
>I have eczema
>I have athsma
>I might have IBS
>I live with my parents
>I only leave my house for work
The list goes on, I'm sure.
hay guys, I'd rape you if you wanted (or not lol) anywhey your gonna get raped
>he's a balding hipster doofus who lives with his parents... he's like if George and Kramer had a baby... he's "Cosmo Costanza"
A lot of Elaine lovers here, she never did anything for me. You know what hit me during the Seven episode was how hot Susan is. I'm watching them in the car and blood started flowing to my peepee.
>blood started flowing to my peepee
I hate it when that happens, feels weird.
>elaine: he won't shut up about your stupid hallway
>jerry: my hallway? he won't shut up about MY hallway? like outside my apartment?
>elaine: yeah! he keeps saying it's impossible, like spatially it doesn't add up.
>jerry: my hallway?
>elaine: he says it's non-euclidean.
>jerry: non-euclidean? now hold on, my hallway is *definitely* euclidean!
>elaine: I told him that! he says it's impossible for it to be the angle it is because spatially it should pass through where your kitchen is
>jerry: huh. you know, now that you mention it...
>*kramer enters*
>kramer: JERRY I NEED A PICKLE
Never watched Seinfeld, outside of clips.
Does George end up happy?
Does Elaine end up with Jerry?
George is always just George and no unless it happens in curb your enthusiasm but that'd be moronic. Elaine canonically marries me when I go back in time and stop Julia from meeting her husband.
Is Curb actually a canonical sequel? And congrats, Puddy.
Sounds like a shitty finale tbh
They all go to prison, anon.
>thinly veiled image request
here you go
She looked really hot there in the tank top. the only time you see her in that probly
>he's still has his... y'know, at the tip.
>I solved it Jerry. A bell. I got him a bell!
Elaine is not my type usually but I somehow have a huge crush on her anyway, one of my primary reasons for enjoying seinfeld so much is just to oogle her.
>all these deleted posts and webms
holy mother of triggered
What were they?
Just elaine webms
>(Speaking from beyond the grave): He KILLED me Jerry
Ball sack too hairy
>It’s like Cousin It down there Jerry! >*laugh track while camera cuts to Jerry looking grossed out*
He's into ballbusting, Jerry
>Ballbusting?
Ballbusting,
>What's ballbusting?
He likes when I bust his balls.
>His balls?
His balls, Jerry!
>You bust his balls?
I bust his balls!
>elaine: you've met my new boyfriend hans the other day, right jerry?
>jerry: yeah, sure. nice guy
>elaine: he might be nazi...
>jerry: you mean like he voted for trump? *laugh track*
>elaine: no jerry, like a the holocaust didn't happen member of the NSDAP kind of nazi
>jerry: interesting. so what made you think he's nazi?
>elaine: well... we were having sex, great sex btw, and he kept calling me anne for some reason
>jerry: oh, like anne frank. I get it.
>elaine: then when he was about to come he would do a face like *makes hitler face* and shout SIEG HEIL
>kramer chimes in: that's pretty nazi I'd say
>elaine: right!? besides that he's a great guy
>jerry: does he know you're israeli?
>elaine: I'm not israeli jerry, you know that
>kramer: I thought you were israeli
>george: so did I
>elaine: I'm not
>jerry: but does he know you're not israeli? I think you might be dating one of those khazarian milker fetishist
>elaine: khazarian milkers???
>jerry: yeah, it's something they say when sharing pictures of hot israeli woman on anonymous picture forums - nice khazarian milkers
>elaine: but I'm not even israeli jerry!
>george: as soon as he finds out your relationship will be over, haha *george noise and hand wave*
>elaine: but I don't want it to be over, I like him! despite being a nazi
>kramer: gotta israelite it up then elaine
>george noise
Casting a relative of Alfred Dreyfus as a non-israelite will never cease to be funny.
>he has a body pillow Jerry