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What would get Cinemaphile to start going to the theatres again instead of pirating everything?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enforcement of th "no singles" policy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      op didnt ask what would keep you from going to the theatres again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comfort women

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheaper food

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    segregated theaters

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waterslides!

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *tokes blunt*
    *revs engine
    Not a goddamn thing.......

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A ban on minority viewers. A ban on every writer whos striking right now. Movies made for entertainment instead of subversion or lecturing. Just for starters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does everyone keep demonizing me, I just don't get it...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh so you hate capitalism? Fricking commie get out of here.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It kind of sounds like he hates non-whites and if you don't share his views then you're part of the problem. Reply after the filter and I notice you used a Frasier reaction image so I'll have to filter those threads on sight. Good job.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can it be capitalism when the studios are actively choosing to do things that make them LESS money?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESG points are more lucrative than audiences

          I have a question for the npcs on Cinemaphile: If you think a movie is good and I don't then who is right?

          Whoever is white.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Data mining thread
      Movies are too expensive
      Actors are paid too much.
      They are workers on an assembly line like any other.
      There is no reason for them to be some sort of elite.
      Being in movies and television already grants them much coveted fame. Let them leverage that for sponsorship deals.
      Paying someone 5% of a movie’s total budget (plus residuals!) is insane and unsustainable.

      Also this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this. I’m not going to a movie to be around a pack of Black folk or ranjeets. Probably the biggest reason I don’t go to movies

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone sucks my dick

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of regular theater sets gym equipment

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "Three Frees"

    >free Palestine
    >free twizzlers
    >free willy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >free willy
      Paul Ruebens already tried that, and look where that got him!

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    friends and a gf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then you wouldn't need a movie theater (Catch 22)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this an unattainable pipe dream in 2023? Nevermind a job and housing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because its not for most of the population, who mostly do have some significant other, a job, and an appartment even if they share it

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A time machine, either things changed or we became more jaded.
    People just don't have the minimum level of decorum they once had in a cinema.
    We have instant access to most kino sat on at our own homes with big hd tvs, pause halfway for a piss, drink vodka from the bottle and microwave some mac n cheese.
    They know this and try to change to make the cinema a comfort experience not just about a kino, reclining chairs snack bars etc all at high price.
    At home I can watch films undisturbed, alone and do as I please. I can also invite friends and drink beers and shout. There's few big blockbustters worth seeing RIGHT NOW, besides capeshit and the few stragglers.
    Time changed, and so did we.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only theater I've been to in the last 7 years is a "theater lounge" with tables and a restaurant for light snacks that only shows old movies. 50s sci-fi on fridays, random other stuff the rest of the week. No booze and no capeshit so there's rarely anyone under 35 there, it's very nice.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tables and a restaurant for light snacks

        Aren't snacks by definition light? And wouldn't these snacks especially not qualify for the seemingly redundant adjective 'light' if they require tables for their consumption and a restaurant for their production?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they got rid of all the blacks

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having the whole theater to myself.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, because I have no money whatsoever. If I did have money, I'd buy cigarettes and not a movie ticket. The people with money would go if you make movies they want to watch. Pic related is something I'd pay for and The Northman from last year.
    If nobody is going then it's possible they don't have money either.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A israeli holocaust

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TND

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Security standing at the front of every theater for the entire movie. Zero tolerance for phone usage. Bans on any plastic wrappers of any sort. Wide spacing between the seats. And finally movies good enough that I want to see them immediately instead of waiting three weeks for streaming

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lower prices.
    Consistently good and varied movies.
    No non-whites.

    Yes, it's that simple. No, we'll never have a world like that ever again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fact. All these white people are now dead and browns are now living in their houses

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All these white people are now dead and browns are now living in their houses

        You sound 100% demoralised if you believe that. Don't you live near white people? I do, and that's how I know they're still around. They have to share their suburb with non-whites, which is awful, but they're not gone entirely.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a bong and going to the coast for some fish and chips used to be fun but it's where they house all the small boat nogs now so it's just grim. it's like visiting a cold africa.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I live on the island where you guys sent all your prisoners and it's not much better here. I wrote on Cinemaphile recently that I went to a mall that I used to go to and I watched a Black person spit on the ground like it's the slum he lives in. It's a nice mall with hundreds of shops and multiple levels and the blacks still act like animals. How out of touch is a person to be against racism.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              aye. I live in a small town so there aren't many locally, but you only need to travel a small distance to get the experience of what it's like living with them. I used to love going to the coast for a cheeky day out but now I just don't care, it's been turned into a slum.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I used to love going to the coast for a cheeky day out but now I just don't care, it's been turned into a slum.

                That's because of the people. If a place is white then it'll be beautiful. It doesn't even matter if it's a village (see: Banshees of Insherin or Midsommar). The people are what make a place beautiful because they're beautiful and they keep it beautiful. If ugly people show up then it's over. At least every politician will burn in Hell after ruining all their countries.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The worst part is rich people don't even suffer the consequences of their decisions (yet) but they will one day considering non-whites outbreed white people. That means even their nice areas will become a shithole eventually and then they'll have gotten what they deserve.
                I remember replying to some stupid Brit on Cinemaphile and he was like
                >haha my town is white buddy
                and I was like "okay, but they're in your country so they'll reach you eventually". I guess nobody can see beyond the present, which isn't even good.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                as bonganon I've seen it change massively in the past few years. like I say, going to the coast used to be a fun day out but all the bed and breakfasts/hotels are spewing out brown people because it's where they're obviously being housed when they cross the channel. it's going to reach a breaking point and no-one is doing anything about it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's going to reach a breaking point and no-one is doing anything about it

                That's fine because if people aren't suffering diversity in their lives then it'll be a problem for their kids. I don't have kids so nobody can hurt me when I'm gone.
                I see white people with children and I'm not really sure what they're thinking because we live in the same area so what are they even seeing? I went to a shit diverse school and their kids will have it worse. How do people care so little about their kids.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's why they're sent to those areas too, it's not likes there's no accommodation anywhere else. it's because the only people that move to coastal towns are pensioners and they're too busy with watching cash in the attic

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they're too busy with watching cash in the attic

                I'm not sure what that means. I do notice that old people have a "give no fricks" attitude. If that's true then why did they even have children. Why did I have to be here to witness this shit?
                The only logical conclusion is that society degraded super fast and they had kids when things were still decent.
                I leave the house now and the roads are packed with cars and every second person is non-white so it's pretty shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's just a shitty programme on the telly about antiques. and yeah, I want to have kids but question whether it's even moral to do so

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I want to have kids but question whether it's even moral to do so

                I don't think it's moral. If you can't give your kid a good life then you're bringing him into the world to suffer like I did. If your kid has to go to public school then don't have a kid. I'd only have children if I could send them to a nice school because then they can imagine that the world is good or at least see some of the good instead of only seeing the bad. I only see the good in my escapism and that's why I spent my life partaking. TV, Film, video games, etc; It's all shit to get away from reality.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                for me it's being /druk/ and going to the shooting range with the occasional kino

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                For me it's smoking cigarettes and playing this game and that's what I'll be doing until I die.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >6000 hours on dota
                fricking hell. my longest streak is playing crusader kings but that was years ago and still only like 300 hours. now I just enjoy making a flask of tea and going down to the range to sit on my own.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's closer to 7000 and I've played a lot longer than that because this is Dota 2 and there was a Warcraft 3 map called Dota Allstars and that's not the first version because there was a Reign of Chaos map. It's basically been my comfort game for my entire life. Cinemaphile was my comfort website but I don't really relate to the people anymore. I still have my comfort game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                In fact, the website I was on before I came to Cinemaphile was a forum for Warcraft 3 so that's how long I've been playing the same game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                In fact, the website I was on before I came to Cinemaphile was a forum for Warcraft 3 so that's how long I've been playing the same game.

                I played Warcraft 3 over LAN with my friends back in the day. I'm too moronic for real time strategy now, although I still play command and conquer on easy from time to time

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies worth seeing for the price, so basically better movies with less propaganda and Black folk and cheaper tickets

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    movies worth paying money to watch
    no talking or using cellphones during movies

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a competent sci-fi movie

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    good movies. simple as.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Small local cinemas within a 10 minute drive of residential areas. Mixture of old and new films. Wider range including arthouse, experimental and documentaries. Include a snack in the ticket price, but don't serve any noisy food like popcorn.
    You could also experiment with new technology. I'd quite like to see a feature film produced in panoramic 3D, for example. You could achieve this by using multiple projectors and 3D glasses, or by simply providing a VR headset for every seat.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These machines not being rigged

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no Black folk no transgays allowed. 50% deduction in food prices. No liberal writers or actors.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people keep saying "no Black folk"? That can't even happen unless they bring back segregation. Does anyone see that happening?
      It'll only happen if diversity starts being a problem for israelites but they all live in affluent areas that are heavily policed; It's everyone else that suffers.
      All you can really do to fight the israelites is refuse to participate in their system and they'll be hurt eventually from lacking slaves.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        because uh... if israelites lose their white workforce then society will absolutely go to shit and that's when no amount of money can help you. Imagine being some rich israelite and all your potential employees are non-white; Talk about being king of the ruins. That's where society is headed.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good movies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a question for the NPCs on Cinemaphile: If you think a movie is good and I don't then who is right?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have a question for the NPCs on Cinemaphile: If you think a movie is good and I don't then who is right?
        There isn't an objective right or wrong. When OP ask's
        >"What would get Cinemaphile to start going to the theatres again instead of pirating everything?"
        I can't answer for Cinemaphile, no one can, I can only answer for myself.
        So my idea of "Good movies" would get me going to the cinemas. Your idea of what makes a good movie is probably completely different. And that's okay.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pirating everything
    How about make something that’s even vaguely worth pirating in the first place.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      quite true. that majority of stuff I pirate was made >30 years ago so they've already made money

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when I was a kid the theater had a soul calibur machine. I miss that.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Intermission, better arcades, and booze. Intermission should've never went away. It made going to the theater more of an actual outing instead of something u do and go home asap. The only reason they were removed was for profit, not for user experience

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