What would he do if Godzilla attacked Chicago and the only way to stop him was to prepare 50,000lbs of chicken tendies?
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What would he do if Godzilla attacked Chicago and the only way to stop him was to prepare 50,000lbs of chicken tendies?
He would cook 100,000lbs out of his own volition with glee in his eyes because Zilla devours those whom he despises the most: civilians.
why does he look like son of sam
Has South Park parodied this show and it's moron fans yet?
it would be nice if they did the whole sham industry
knowing you are going to do a hells kitchen type show and not doing at least one wellington and a couple risottos is insane
then youtube gets stuffed with home cooks making shit. look up one video and all you'll see the next month is that same fricking dish, christ
the only morons are those that don't appreciate this kino
what would happen if the marketing team for this show stopped trying to force this meme?
indian shills below this post
Why do incels cry and seethe about this show every single day? Does it have a scene mocking incels or something?
Unironically yes
It has an entire segment mocking incels
The entire anti-chef thing on tv was caused by a single scene from it
well I mean that's so cringe I want to shut the show down just from reading that screencap and I don't even know if it really happened or if you're just making it up
>I... I am not triggered and offended because I am an incel, its just..just CRINGE, okay??!!
Ohh fuggg :DDD
Egsposed :DDDD
is this really a line in the movie? good lord
Unfortunately
wtf that part was based
you frickers take everything so personally
>snyder cut
Can someone explain to me why this is an insult?
Anyone who doesn't absolutely adore what Hollywood puts out has never gotten laid.
>getting Hollywood to put out an extended version of their latest slop is ackchually an anti-corporate rebellion!!
this is what chud-consoomers want us to believe
because only incels like it.
that is real? a real set of lines said out loud by an actor in this show? what the frick...
does it make you feel genocided, incel?
>HOW DO I COOK THIS MAC AND CHEESE? WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS?? 2 CUPS OF MILK FUUUUUUUCK
does that sort of shit writing excite you?
Why do incel channers like you get so excited when Cinemaphile is mocked in such a cringey fashion?
probably over half of threads here are making fun of how dogshit and cringe new releases are. how do you not notice this
>incelsincelsincelsincelsincelsincels
You ever think about anything else?
there's something really repulsive about this actor
he is a sex symbol. this triggers you because no woman has ever felt attracted to you.
He's emulating kitchen staff.
The curly hair makes him look like a clown.
he looks israeli (he's actually ukranian but the point stands)
what you're feeling is a natural and healthy response to attempted israeli subversion. compare him to a handsome european chef like MPW and you won't get that kind of reaction at all. this actor looks like a child in comparison because hollywood is afraid of pushing real respectable masculinity.
>checked early life
>it's not there
But he looks so israeli
that's your choice to think so, but that being said, his mother was italian
Marco is as much of a homosexual as anyone else in the cooking industry.
alright let's hear why marco is a homosexual anon
confirmed for not knowing shit about cooking. he started cooking when it was still a lowly job for working class stiffs and made it big based on his personality alone. every celebrity chef that came after is just a footnote to marco's success. he gave up cooking when he realized all the attention he was getting was from moronic journalists and plebs who didn't know shit about cooking anyway.
>we shall cook in the kitchens, we shall cook in the bbqs. we shall cook in the drive thrus and the vans. we shall cook in the overpriced cafes; we shall never surrender!
Just finished Seven Fishes. Goddamn that episode made the entire series worth watching.
Filtered
For praising an episode? Learn what words, even memeshit, mean before posting you mong.
can we get a complete list of "Annoying homosexual" jobs? so far I got
>teacher
>nurse
>chef
what other jobs are annoying homosexual core?
I've never been annoyed by any of those except for personal physicians which kind of goes into the nurse category. They're almost always smug know-it-alls.
nurses aren't annoying they're just bawds
hr women though now THOSE are fricking unbearable
Absolutely agreed, the worst thing a company can do is create a female gargoyle cabal in HR
>personal trainer
>construction cuck (brags about 100 hour work week)
>comedian
LOWER. YOUR. TONE.
Why are nurses and teachers annoying?
journalist
Military personnel obviously
comedians/podcasters
streamers (implying you can call that a job)
actors and actresses talking about ANYTHING political
journalists
wall street dudebros and other greedy buttholes
hipsters and artists
>Ahem. Quail tendies on a bed of greens, served with a tomato reduction. That'll be $300 + mandatory 20% service fee + tax + tip.
>Ah I'm sorry Mr. Gojira, I can't remove the service fee. It helps us provide our employees with healthcare. Now please select either a 24, 27, or 30 percent additional tip on the screen here.
>24 percent huh? Well I guess if you feel the service was only adequate...
You pay for the experience 😉
Godzilla would make an annoyed skreooonk as he paid
>go online
>specifically search for a job as a cook
>browse through all the different postings carefully reading each one
>apply for the jobs you would be willing to do after making an informed decision
>take your best offer out of all the jobs that get offered to you
>agree to cook to fulfill the orders at the restaurant in exchange for financial compensation
>decide to stay at that restaurant rather than work at a different one which you could easily do with your experience and a shortage of restaurant chefs
>could do a completely different job unrelated to cooking which you could transition into easy since there are tons of low skill low paying jobs out there like being a chef
Despite all this they still lose their mind when someone orders food and they have to cook. Just do something else if you hate it so much. Why are chefs like this bros? I like to call up restaurants and order a ton of food and make a bunch of annoying substitution requests, then I say I’ll pay in cash at the restaurant but of course I never go to pick up the food and most of the time don’t even order from restaurants in my state, after watching this show I just want to frick with chefs for being such entitled c**ts.
>Why are chefs like this bros?
It's generally the coke throwing their mood for a rollercoaster
He'd hit them with the Texas Tornado or whatever bullshit Kerry's move was.
The question isn't what would be do, the question is if he would listen to Godzilla, which is what no one did.
He would grab a mike and pull one of these. It's time to mobilize the civies.
>AAAAAHHHHH FRICK!!!! HOW DO I COOK THESE?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FRICK???
>AHHH IM MAKING SLOP FOR PEOPLE TO CONSUME! AHHHH I LITERALLY FRICKED A BLACK CHICK LAST NIGHT, I AM SO FRICKING DEPRESSED
>YES CHEF
Kek, eventually we will be able to make this crossover with ai.
How does Godzilla get to Chicago?
Hollow Earth has an exit on the L
Obama era housing policies