What would it have been like?

What would it have been like?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kurtz's army would have been made of ewoks. The USO scene would have been even more laughable. And Harrison Ford would have been the PT boat captain.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >At first I thought they handed me the wrong dossier, They thought he was evil...but I think he might actually be good
    >50 CGI tigers attack the boat

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >movie shot showing angkor wat temple
    >action taking place in korea
    >filmed in uk
    >everyone speaks chinese
    >using vietnamise clothes
    >when asked about this replies that its just for kids who grew on the book
    >another shot of angkor wat temple for no reasons

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate the jungle, It's hot and humid...and there is bugs everywhere!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >releases a godawful CGI sequel decades later about how Kurtz ended up the way he is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sequel
      Meant prequel of course

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >General...I think Kurtz is a Viet Cong
    >A VIET CONG?!
    >Yes...The one we've been looking for...
    >We must act quickly if the US Army is to survive...
    >They slowly walk down a CGI slop street in Hanoi

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    M U P P E T S
    and Michael Jackson

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Muppet Jackson?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Coppola must have really loved his Italian food

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks, aren't you?
    >What makes you think that?
    >I saw your M4. Only errand boys carry that kind of weapon.
    >Perhaps I killed an errand boy and took it from him.
    >I don't think so. No one can kill an errand boy.
    >I wish that were so.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Apocalypse Now 1: 1997 Special Edition
    >Willard: "I got a baaaad feeling about this"
    >*CGI monkeys dancing in the background*

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Colonel Kurtz
    >you are fatter than I expected

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been kino of the highest order. A movie like that would suit his natural documentary style.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Kurtz steps in CGI cow poo
      >WAH OH

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Kilgore

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think he wanted to do the whole thing in black and white. It probably would have been kino. I think he got Milius more than Coppola did.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >black and white
      No, not in the jungle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I think he got Milius more than Coppola did.
      Coppola rewrote the Milius script in its entirety, and it was the right decision.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        QRD?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ?t=1604

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I find the idea of fat Marlon Brando shooting people in an action scene hilarious

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can see a lot of his stupid shit opinions in Hearts of Darkness, this guy wanted an elaborate battle at the end. What a dip.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinematographer determines the look. So if he would've gotten the same cinematographer, ir would've looked the same. Director primarily influences performances.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i love the smell of napalm. it makes me be calm
    >"it's like pottery. it rhymes."

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Big Duke Six to Eagle Thrust, put on Psy War Op and make it loud.

    plays

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are all wrong. It'd be picrel but as a war movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've always liked THX because it's the closest any American filmmaker has gotten to creating a Soviet sci-fi film.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1950s cafe in the middle of the jungle.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The kino. The kino

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted to shoot it in Vietnam during the war. The script was around for a long time before Francis stole from me.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Now that's what I call surfing!
    >Yippee!
    >I'll try napalm, that's a good trick

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What band would George use instead of the Doors?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Did you ever hear the tragedy of French Indochina? No. I thought not, It's No story the DoD would tell you. It's a colonial legend. French Indochina is was a Dark Corner of the French empire. It was so powerful, yet so wise. It could use the force to influence the locals to create, Life. It had such a knowledge of the Dark side, it could even keep the ones it cared about, From dying. The French could actually, Save the ones they cared about from death? The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Well what happened to it? French Indochina became so powerful that the only thing the colonials feared was losing their power, Which eventually of course they did. Unfortunately, they taught their apprentice everything they knew. Then their apprentice was overthrown in a coup. Ironic, He could save others from death, But not himself. Is it possible to learn this power? Not from an American.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit because hack

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