Yeah for the price of the ticket and the unbearable 2 hour slopviewing they better have prostitutes riding my wiener and a valet washing and gassing up my car while I'm in there
This. >10 bucks max >loyalty cups for $1-2 drinks >couple bucks for a large popcorn
Don’t care if the seats are shitty or the screen quality is meh, I’m not paying 30-40 for a basic movie with soda and popcorn. Absolutely nuts
>I want to go to the movies to watch actual good movies that don't try to force feed a message to me >I don't want to be distracted by people that talk to the screen, and each other, and start 10v1 fights that they film and brag about on tiktok if you ask them to please be quiet
Go back you homosexual
movies worth seeing
cheaper tickets
no nig behaviors
>Create special category of theater. >Bill it as a premium feature for diversity and inclusion. >Call it a "White-free space." >Black customers are only allowed to enter that theater. >ISN'T THIS SEGREGATION? >Excuse me xir, we're just protecting black spaces and allowing them to enjoy the movie free of your whiteness. >Enjoy your much quieter, chimpout free showing of *checks stub* Fast Furious 27.
I pay for amc a list because I usually take my kid to movies once a month and I don’t even use my free movie a week since there’s nothing that interesting to make me go
5$ tickets and you can bring your own snacks drinks or you can buy snacks for a reasonable price
people who pull out their phoine during the movie getting kicked out, no exceptions
Gillette lost me
Bud Light lost me
Target lost me
Movies are no different
Virtually every single movie now proudly wears its creators’ hatred of straight white gentile men. I refuse to give my time and money to an industry completely controlled by a tiny, wealthy cabal of invasive parasites who have targeted my kind as ‘the greatest evil’ in order to distract from their own, far more serious, evil.
>japanese restaurant >they either feed you uncooked fish with uncooked seaweed they picked up off the beach or you have to cook the food yourself on some random charcoal burner that would be welfare tier for a camping trip
unironically what the frick is wrong with these people?
>cook the food yourself on some random charcoal burner that would be welfare tier for a camping trip
Because Asians treat going to restaurants and drinking the same way we treat going to bars. Its a social thing, you talk while you cook the food and drink with your friends/gf/bf.
There's a cinema chain in the UK called Vue Cinema. Standard tickets cost less than £7 (about $9 I think). Me and the family have only gone three times in the last three years. We used to go to the cinema all the time, but recently there hasn't been anything worth watching.
also >being an alcoholic whilst drinking lager
of course she's not going to seem that drunk. to an alcoholic, you have to really chug beer after beer after beer to get drunk.
>1 or 2 beers with her meals >probably no more than 4% >only drinks because she thinks it improves her appetite >alcoholic
i drink two bottles of 8% cider a day and go through a bottle of whiskey each week. i drink because it helps keep my anxiety down and helps me sleep, and i still wouldn't consider myself an alcoholic.
>once a week
What? I've been to the cinema maybe 10 times in my whole life and I'm 31.
Who the frick wastes that much money watching 95% garbage, some good movies and some kinos?
I used to have an old-school indie cinema near me when I was a young’un (the Valhalla in Glebe, Sydney) that did cult film showings all the time. I used to go there two to four times a month depending on what was showing. >The Quiet Earth >A boy and his dog >Koyaanisqatsi >MST3K the movie >Miracle Mile
It was my haven and they turned it into an apartment block.
I live directly opposite a cinema and go twice a year, if you want more out of me it's going to have to involve putting out movies I want to see. They don't have to be new movies, I just refuse to purchase a membership when I know 10 of the 12 months of the year lack anything worth watching and where most of the actual theatres will give me a more enjoyable show for my money.
Or you can find me a girlfriend who wants that to be something we do together. The cinema industry can make better movies or find me a girlfriend.
Stop shoving politics into my kino and just entertain me. Put beautiful white people up on the screen and have them do interesting things. I'll pay for that. I won't pay for diversity slop
That's not what I mean.
I mean don't shove modern racial and gender politics into my kino, as in changing a character or storyline so it conforms with some subtextual message like "patriarchy bad" or "immigration good". If characters in the show are politicians or some shit, that's fine
>Stop shoving politics into my kino and just entertain me
It's actually telling that the biggest movie of 2022 was probably Top Gun 2 whose politics could be boiled down to 'frick China, frick Iran, frick Russia'.
movies worth seeing
cheaper tickets
no nig behaviors
5$ tickets and you can bring your own snacks drinks or you can buy snacks for a reasonable price
people who pull out their phoine during the movie getting kicked out, no exceptions
>people who pull out their phone during the movie getting kicked out, no exceptions
Based. I don't even get it considering they're supposedly watching the audience throughout the movie for piracy but when some motherfricker is flashing his screen and pissing off everyone then nothing happens.
>It's actually telling that the biggest movie of 2022 was probably Top Gun 2 whose politics could be boiled down to 'frick China, frick Iran, frick Russia'.
I think TG2 was also made by a white man for white people, which is probably what that anon means.
Yes it did. The casting wasn't quite as good as the first but getting Tom back was worth it. Also it didn't have that sweet OST but it did make excellent use of classic rock tracks, I'm glad Won't Be Fooled Again has been immortalized onscreen in a fitting way. Great film overall
>Stop shoving politics into my kino and just entertain me
It's actually telling that the biggest movie of 2022 was probably Top Gun 2 whose politics could be boiled down to 'frick China, frick Iran, frick Russia'.
[...]
[...] >people who pull out their phone during the movie getting kicked out, no exceptions
Based. I don't even get it considering they're supposedly watching the audience throughout the movie for piracy but when some motherfricker is flashing his screen and pissing off everyone then nothing happens.
Top Gun 2 was a good movie and good propaganda. It was also a more classic film in that there was no forth wall breaking or any of that type of nonsense. Just a good guy and a bad guy and the good guy wins.
my home theater has better picture, better sound, significantly cheaper, better food, can pause to take pisses and shits, better seats. can turn it off or change it if the movie sucks. I won't get arrested and put on a sex offender list if I whack off during the movie. my dog is sitting next to me looking up at me adoringly instead of a nignog being loud and stealing my wallet. you have to be crazy to go to the theaters
Movies actually being good. This isn't political. "Silent Running" is incoherently insane enviro-nazism, but it's a great movie, with Bruce Dern's best performance, mind-blowing costumes exploiting cripples, special effects from the guy who did special effects for "2001," the photography and music are gorgeous, it holds your attention, it's original. Try trying, Hollywood.
>good movies >better price >no Black folk, hispanics or anyone under 30 >anyone speaking or making noise is tazed >maid serving booze during the whole movie
I don't go outside unless it's something urgent like a doctors visit. They would have to literally pay me. Just free tickets would not be enough of a motivation.
a good movie once a week and a theater assigned GF that pays attention to the movie and then discusses it with me afterwards instead of constantly turning towards me and asking "WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?" during any dialogue scene
There is no cure. It just gets worse. Everytime I'm force to get out, I plan everything to the smallest detail to try to cross the least amount of people. The path that I will take, the time, the spot where I should sit, everything. It's so tiring.
No one's going to hurt you and no one cares about you as in you will be out of their mind the second they are not directly looking at you which will only be for a split second no one is staring you down just pretend you're invisible because you basically are the last time you went to the store you probably saw over a hundred people and you don't remember a single one of them it's the same thing for you you need to enjoy your life while you can
No it is statistically true even the worst murder rates are only like 200 out of 100,000 that's almost like a lot of odds I assume you're not going grocery shopping in New Orleans in a gang neighborhood even then if you mind your own business you'd be pretty safe
thankfully i dont care about other people. my agoraphobia comes from health anxiety. im afraid ill faint or otherwise have some health episode, and the fear itsself manifests dizziness which i then become afraid of. also shitting myself since i had debilitating diarrhea for like a month straight and it never went away fully lol
havnt leftthe house since april and i will probably die homeless because i cant convince myself to get back to work
XXX-rated movies and they have escorts on standby with private rooms available for rent that also play movies oh and put a real restaurant in there not just fricking popcorn and pickles nothing fancy just like a mini waffle House so basically a Japanese love hotel with cooked food that plays movies and has prostitutes well you ask me what it would take that's that's it
Let me choose what movies are playing. I have unlimited free tickets to my local theater thanks to their website being a broken pos and only saw about 3 movies this entire year.
it might be fun to dump popcorn all over the floor and pour maple syrup over all the seats and carpet like old times but I still don't think it's worth it
you can just pirate films, there is no need to go to the cinema
Me and my brother didn't have any friends so we got the cinema annual pass which allows you to go as many times as you want and used to go between 3 and even 4 times a week
you would have to pay me to leave the house and go see a modern movie nowadays. my price would be a reasonable $1000 per hour. past that, i would need to have literally every other way of entertaining myself destroyed with no way to get replacements, and even then i think i'd be better served just sitting in a room and staring at a wall instead of watching whatever fricking garbage is playing right now
1. nothing would get me into a theatre every week, nothing, its way too inconvenient and expensive.
2. a gf, i havent been to the cinema in like 3 years now, i do enjoy going once in a blue moon, but i dont like going alone.
Put on classic movies because blacks only watch the latest slop, charge a reasonable amount and allow people to bring their own food and drink, basically make it like a cult movie night.
Once a WEEK? I've literally never been to the theater that often. Every single movie that plays throughout the year had better be great for me to do that. Also cheaper snacks.
For there to be at least one good new release a week, but that's a tall ask. I think the most realistic thing they could do is just at least have more interesting releases, seeing as the theaters around me right now pretty much only show the big blockbuster movies. I was more interested in going to the cinema when I lived near one that would show foreign films or do more screenings of classics, not even because I'm huge on going to the theater to see either of those things, but it's a lot more appealing than my only options being whatever's new and had a big budget.
last movie i saw in theaters was 10 years ago so at this point i don't think anything would get me to go back. i have a comfy setup and don't like leaving the house
Sexy workers who give you handjobs while you enjoy the films
This but femboi sexworkers
3>2>4>5>1>6
in another era i would have thought 3 and 5 were just slightly unfortunate females
and not one is remotely passing or even sane looking
we can say it here, friend
welcome
it's Black folk
Gross. Imagine the fricking smell
>none of the image searches gives me a fricking link or clue on names
This is starting to anger me now. Can anyone find the source?
Yeah for the price of the ticket and the unbearable 2 hour slopviewing they better have prostitutes riding my wiener and a valet washing and gassing up my car while I'm in there
>movies are $7 a ticket at most again
>there were a decent stream of new releases every week
Also
If they showed Godzilla Minus One every week.
And this.
maybe if movies cost $1.99 like they did 25 years ago
some decent fricking movies
>$2
last time I paid $2 for a movie ticket it was literally for batman and robin in a dollar theater 25 years ago when I was in kindergarten
20 years ago, when I was in undergrad, tickets were 4.99 for matinee showings of new releases.
You're too old to be here, please leave.
Would if I could.
This.
>10 bucks max
>loyalty cups for $1-2 drinks
>couple bucks for a large popcorn
Don’t care if the seats are shitty or the screen quality is meh, I’m not paying 30-40 for a basic movie with soda and popcorn. Absolutely nuts
>are you the only one in the theater yelling "focus!"?
Better movies, nigfree too
erm bait?
>I want to go to the movies to watch actual good movies that don't try to force feed a message to me
>I don't want to be distracted by people that talk to the screen, and each other, and start 10v1 fights that they film and brag about on tiktok if you ask them to please be quiet
Go back you homosexual
>Create special category of theater.
>Bill it as a premium feature for diversity and inclusion.
>Call it a "White-free space."
>Black customers are only allowed to enter that theater.
>ISN'T THIS SEGREGATION?
>Excuse me xir, we're just protecting black spaces and allowing them to enjoy the movie free of your whiteness.
>Enjoy your much quieter, chimpout free showing of *checks stub* Fast Furious 27.
I pay for amc a list because I usually take my kid to movies once a month and I don’t even use my free movie a week since there’s nothing that interesting to make me go
>I usually take my kid to movies once a month
🙂
Enjoy it, I love watching movies with my dad and I always did when I was a kid
movies worth seeing
cheaper tickets
no nig behaviors
That last one is it. How can you spend 20 bucks and think talking during the movie is acceptable? This is a strong case for abortions
if I were the last man on earth I'd consider it. I can't stand being surrounded by cattle chomping and slurping on their slop.
Cute Asian girls who smile at me when they hand me my ticket.
there are a couple movies I wanted to see this year but I couldn't go because I'm a poorgay
5$ tickets and you can bring your own snacks drinks or you can buy snacks for a reasonable price
people who pull out their phoine during the movie getting kicked out, no exceptions
Pretty white people in good stories so I’ll probably never go again.
Gillette lost me
Bud Light lost me
Target lost me
Movies are no different
Virtually every single movie now proudly wears its creators’ hatred of straight white gentile men. I refuse to give my time and money to an industry completely controlled by a tiny, wealthy cabal of invasive parasites who have targeted my kind as ‘the greatest evil’ in order to distract from their own, far more serious, evil.
a girl to blow me
No Black folk in major roles.
>japanese restaurant
>they either feed you uncooked fish with uncooked seaweed they picked up off the beach or you have to cook the food yourself on some random charcoal burner that would be welfare tier for a camping trip
unironically what the frick is wrong with these people?
>cook the food yourself on some random charcoal burner that would be welfare tier for a camping trip
Because Asians treat going to restaurants and drinking the same way we treat going to bars. Its a social thing, you talk while you cook the food and drink with your friends/gf/bf.
>IMAXesque specs as standard
>Reclining chairs, seating spaced further apart
>Movies I actually want to watch
>$5 max ticket price
1. Make better movies
2. Lower ticket prices
3. Lower the price of popcorn
4. Serve alcohol
There's a cinema chain in the UK called Vue Cinema. Standard tickets cost less than £7 (about $9 I think). Me and the family have only gone three times in the last three years. We used to go to the cinema all the time, but recently there hasn't been anything worth watching.
>shes literally me
Whoever said Nips cant be self obsessed and vain beyond belief?
>no gut
fake
also
>being an alcoholic whilst drinking lager
of course she's not going to seem that drunk. to an alcoholic, you have to really chug beer after beer after beer to get drunk.
she probably has one of them weird digestive tracks that pro eaters have
She's a tiny asian woman, one small beer gets them wobbly already.
If I lived in a place with good public transit my /druk/ levels would go way up.
Maybe she's not an alcoholic she just has a weird asiatic mutation that keeps her form absorbing alcohol correctly?
She has a youtube channel where she just eats and drinks beer
it's literally impossible to get drunk with just beer
Not with that attitude, no.
God I wish I was her toilet
Imagine the biblical piss she takes every morning.
Implying I'm not waiting for wet and sloppy drunk shits to splatter on my face
>1 or 2 beers with her meals
>probably no more than 4%
>only drinks because she thinks it improves her appetite
>alcoholic
i drink two bottles of 8% cider a day and go through a bottle of whiskey each week. i drink because it helps keep my anxiety down and helps me sleep, and i still wouldn't consider myself an alcoholic.
To make me in my teens/20s again, and then transport me back to the late 70s
i used to go to the dollar cinema just to have a dark room to sleep in
a dollar for a 3 hour nap is cheaper than a night at a hotel room
Very clever
>once a week
What? I've been to the cinema maybe 10 times in my whole life and I'm 31.
Who the frick wastes that much money watching 95% garbage, some good movies and some kinos?
I used to have an old-school indie cinema near me when I was a young’un (the Valhalla in Glebe, Sydney) that did cult film showings all the time. I used to go there two to four times a month depending on what was showing.
>The Quiet Earth
>A boy and his dog
>Koyaanisqatsi
>MST3K the movie
>Miracle Mile
It was my haven and they turned it into an apartment block.
>Koyaanisqatsi at the cinema
jelly
I live directly opposite a cinema and go twice a year, if you want more out of me it's going to have to involve putting out movies I want to see. They don't have to be new movies, I just refuse to purchase a membership when I know 10 of the 12 months of the year lack anything worth watching and where most of the actual theatres will give me a more enjoyable show for my money.
Or you can find me a girlfriend who wants that to be something we do together. The cinema industry can make better movies or find me a girlfriend.
At least $20/h. $50/h if it's something made after 2008.
Stop shoving politics into my kino and just entertain me. Put beautiful white people up on the screen and have them do interesting things. I'll pay for that. I won't pay for diversity slop
metal gear solid is nothing but politics yet 100% kino
That's not what I mean.
I mean don't shove modern racial and gender politics into my kino, as in changing a character or storyline so it conforms with some subtextual message like "patriarchy bad" or "immigration good". If characters in the show are politicians or some shit, that's fine
>Stop shoving politics into my kino and just entertain me
It's actually telling that the biggest movie of 2022 was probably Top Gun 2 whose politics could be boiled down to 'frick China, frick Iran, frick Russia'.
>people who pull out their phone during the movie getting kicked out, no exceptions
Based. I don't even get it considering they're supposedly watching the audience throughout the movie for piracy but when some motherfricker is flashing his screen and pissing off everyone then nothing happens.
Name of the nose ring dude?
>It's actually telling that the biggest movie of 2022 was probably Top Gun 2 whose politics could be boiled down to 'frick China, frick Iran, frick Russia'.
I think TG2 was also made by a white man for white people, which is probably what that anon means.
That is what I mean, yes
Also had some sweet cinematography. I love those wide angle in wienerpit shots.
Yes it did. The casting wasn't quite as good as the first but getting Tom back was worth it. Also it didn't have that sweet OST but it did make excellent use of classic rock tracks, I'm glad Won't Be Fooled Again has been immortalized onscreen in a fitting way. Great film overall
tg2 sucks ass
Top Gun 2 was a good movie and good propaganda. It was also a more classic film in that there was no forth wall breaking or any of that type of nonsense. Just a good guy and a bad guy and the good guy wins.
Old school serials made by Toho.
A film worth watching.
I just got back from watching Godzilla and it was well worth the ticket price.
tl;dr give us the slop we want
Stop making shit films. Also implement a dress code if you know what I mean.
my home theater has better picture, better sound, significantly cheaper, better food, can pause to take pisses and shits, better seats. can turn it off or change it if the movie sucks. I won't get arrested and put on a sex offender list if I whack off during the movie. my dog is sitting next to me looking up at me adoringly instead of a nignog being loud and stealing my wallet. you have to be crazy to go to the theaters
Movies actually being good. This isn't political. "Silent Running" is incoherently insane enviro-nazism, but it's a great movie, with Bruce Dern's best performance, mind-blowing costumes exploiting cripples, special effects from the guy who did special effects for "2001," the photography and music are gorgeous, it holds your attention, it's original. Try trying, Hollywood.
>good movies
>better price
>no Black folk, hispanics or anyone under 30
>anyone speaking or making noise is tazed
>maid serving booze during the whole movie
There is a certain group of people who attend movie theaters and make a ruckus that we're not allowed to say who it is.
Movie theaters are a thing of the last century, get on with the times gramps.
I don't go outside unless it's something urgent like a doctors visit. They would have to literally pay me. Just free tickets would not be enough of a motivation.
a good movie once a week and a theater assigned GF that pays attention to the movie and then discusses it with me afterwards instead of constantly turning towards me and asking "WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?" during any dialogue scene
looks like a fricking alien.
bro's are highballs nice? because they look delicious
Why do Asians exaggerate so much on their instagrams and tiktoks? It looks so unnatural.
a cure for my agoraphobia
There is no cure. It just gets worse. Everytime I'm force to get out, I plan everything to the smallest detail to try to cross the least amount of people. The path that I will take, the time, the spot where I should sit, everything. It's so tiring.
No one's going to hurt you and no one cares about you as in you will be out of their mind the second they are not directly looking at you which will only be for a split second no one is staring you down just pretend you're invisible because you basically are the last time you went to the store you probably saw over a hundred people and you don't remember a single one of them it's the same thing for you you need to enjoy your life while you can
>No one's going to hurt you
this statistically not true
No it is statistically true even the worst murder rates are only like 200 out of 100,000 that's almost like a lot of odds I assume you're not going grocery shopping in New Orleans in a gang neighborhood even then if you mind your own business you'd be pretty safe
t. murderer looking for a fresh kill
A full stop would be nice
thankfully i dont care about other people. my agoraphobia comes from health anxiety. im afraid ill faint or otherwise have some health episode, and the fear itsself manifests dizziness which i then become afraid of. also shitting myself since i had debilitating diarrhea for like a month straight and it never went away fully lol
havnt leftthe house since april and i will probably die homeless because i cant convince myself to get back to work
unequivocally me
I hope we can make it
I see. I never had that problem. Luckily for me, so far I've always had a very healthy body, but there seems to be something wrong with my mind
XXX-rated movies and they have escorts on standby with private rooms available for rent that also play movies oh and put a real restaurant in there not just fricking popcorn and pickles nothing fancy just like a mini waffle House so basically a Japanese love hotel with cooked food that plays movies and has prostitutes well you ask me what it would take that's that's it
Time travel to the mid 1990s when most movie theaters had upgraded their sound systems but hadn't given in the social plagues of $current_year.
Good movies with no Black folk in them with straight while male leads.
theaters show movies they don't make them
Nothing short of a film loving Japanese girlfriend would do the trick Im afraid.
half price on everything
GOOD snacks, like an actual food court with variety
intermission on every flick for pissing
and get rid of reserved seating. it is gay
A straight white male heroic lead.
hahahahha
Tickets being 7 bucks and a good movie every week. And no I don't want to just watch old classics in theaters.
Let me choose what movies are playing. I have unlimited free tickets to my local theater thanks to their website being a broken pos and only saw about 3 movies this entire year.
a girlfriend
a new worthwhile movie to watch every week and all morons banned from entering
it might be fun to dump popcorn all over the floor and pour maple syrup over all the seats and carpet like old times but I still don't think it's worth it
you can just pirate films, there is no need to go to the cinema
I
CAN
SAVE
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
My theatre only shows french dubs, and I like seeing my movies with the original voices, so I barely go. Only with my nieces for kids movies.
A fun, cute b***h to accompany me.
Trump’s economy
Three Hundred Billion Dollars
no niggos
Who the frick has ever in their life gone to theatres once a week?
Me and my brother didn't have any friends so we got the cinema annual pass which allows you to go as many times as you want and used to go between 3 and even 4 times a week
pre-internet
drive-ins were also hugely popular in the summer especially if you lived in the sticks
you would have to pay me to leave the house and go see a modern movie nowadays. my price would be a reasonable $1000 per hour. past that, i would need to have literally every other way of entertaining myself destroyed with no way to get replacements, and even then i think i'd be better served just sitting in a room and staring at a wall instead of watching whatever fricking garbage is playing right now
1. nothing would get me into a theatre every week, nothing, its way too inconvenient and expensive.
2. a gf, i havent been to the cinema in like 3 years now, i do enjoy going once in a blue moon, but i dont like going alone.
Put on classic movies because blacks only watch the latest slop, charge a reasonable amount and allow people to bring their own food and drink, basically make it like a cult movie night.
I have AMC A List and it gets me to the theaters every week.
NO MORE MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION. IM SICK OF IT. I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
Once a WEEK? I've literally never been to the theater that often. Every single movie that plays throughout the year had better be great for me to do that. Also cheaper snacks.
Ticket prices dropped by 50%
Movies worth seeing.
As if they even release a decent movie once a MONTH any more.
>What would it take you to go back to the theatres once a week?
Movies that are actually worth watching.
Cheap alcohol and big bottles for pissing in during the movie. Instant ban for people disturbing the movie.
For there to be at least one good new release a week, but that's a tall ask. I think the most realistic thing they could do is just at least have more interesting releases, seeing as the theaters around me right now pretty much only show the big blockbuster movies. I was more interested in going to the cinema when I lived near one that would show foreign films or do more screenings of classics, not even because I'm huge on going to the theater to see either of those things, but it's a lot more appealing than my only options being whatever's new and had a big budget.
An infant ban, people with infants are not allowed in the theater cause the baby will inevitably cry during the film due to loud noises
last movie i saw in theaters was 10 years ago so at this point i don't think anything would get me to go back. i have a comfy setup and don't like leaving the house